>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Melania Trump standing there
Wat do?
Walk into your bedroom
Converse with her using her native tongue.......dolphin clicking noises
Avoid her like the plague. She has presumably been touched by president shit for brains. I don't want to catch any of the stupid from them
Get on all fours and crawl next to her legs while yelling "MOMMY MOMMY GIMMIE MILKY" and kissing her high heels and making a suckling noise with my mouth
Ask why she didn't bring her daughter.
Try to sell her a fine set of encyclopedias to enhance her home decor
Call ICE & report her, Barron & her parents.
>SEND THEM BACK
>Wat do?
Be best.
Clean her feet with my tongue
Chase her out with a broom.
send her back
I deport her back to her whorehouse in Eastern Europe.
Drop my spaghetti and black out from her sheer beauty.
Report them for what, libtard?
blush, apologize, leave, masturbate
Speak to her in our native language and ask her what it's like to live in a third world country (USA)
Hey. Russia is in the house.
Hello comrade. Suvk on this.
She always looks disgusted. Just as I do. I respect that.
Agreed, she’s occupying a position that belongs to a true American. MAGA
She wants to be back at Trump tower. Living the simple life.
Well fucknuts -
She over stayed her Visa & lied about her work while on it, so she's illegal
Barron is an Anchor Baby because of her being illegal
Her parents got in because of her status aka Chain Migration
But don't let facts stand in the way of you sucking Trumps mushroom shaped dong Republitard.
I'd give her the Slovenian handshake. Game recognizes game.
underrated post
Take her to a remote resort, contact her husband. Keep watch with a rifle. Chew on coffee beans.
grab her by the pussy.
Vomit. She looks like a tranny that has a hairy cock
ask her to autograph my pic of her
Sure kid.
While I don't share your views on this, I respect your homosexual lifestyle.
Weak.
NO VODKA FOR YOU COMRADE
Yeah I ignore facts sometimes too
Moscow winter will be extra cold for you.
Do a 360 and walk away.
THE PRESIDENT AND HIS FAMILY CAN DO NO WRONG. THEY ARE THE GREATEST. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SKETCHY SHIT THEY DO AND THE FACT THEY APPOINT ALL THEIR FRIENDS TO POSITIONS OF POWER. THEY'RE MAKING AMERICA GREAT AND COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE DOING THINGS TO ONLY TO HELP THEMSELVES GET RICHER OR STAY OUT OF PRISON.
Shes a beat meat. Why should i care?
Call ICE
>She has presumably been touched
>they have children
found the pseudo-intellectual
I guess you're late to the party, this is what every president does. Get used to it.
In addition to that, they either do things that help, hurt, or have no effect on the country because they're blowing smoke.
This particular president seems to be getting some stuff done and attempting to stick to his campaign promises. Regardless of anything or in addition to anything sketchy.
Take a breath slugger, you'll be okay.
>the other side sucks so therefore president drumpf must be a god
Well she's Republican. So I can rape her with no consequences. Republicans don't believe in rape .
this
well she is married to trump after all
Good job walking into her again you retard
Has the House & Senate for 2 years - can only pass tax cuts for the 1%
Loses more Court cases then wins
Has more people sentenced to jail then previous 2 8 year Presidents combined
More open investigations then any other President
>yeah, he's getting shit done
i beat her within an inch of her life, blindfold her and turn her into living furniture
I deport that immigrant and all those she chained into the country. Then I build a wall.
Dammit!!!! I wanted to say that #bebest #beatmetoit
I wouldn't even acknowledge her
>Find out she's an Eastern European spy a la Red Sparrow
> Reveals her allegiance to the US
>Reveals there is a deep state conspiracy against current government
> Reveals I am to be liquidated for being against Trump
Mfw I am found dead the next day, police ruled it as falling down the stairs...repeatedly.
>
Maybe Trump was cucked by Melania and which is why he fucked a pornster when his wife was giving birth to her child to get back at her.
Shoot the home intruder
Immediately start a "blue steel" staring contest.
Get on the boat back to africa
Problem, she obtained a work visa then obtained a EB-1 visa that granted her permanent residencey in the US by 2000 then she married Trump in 2004 then 2006 gave birth to their son, you are retarded.
I too lie to myself and call other truth deniers as I follow the world is going to end in 10 years doomsday prediction number 512th