Anyone ever found a girls vibrator? what did you do with it?

I found my wife's vibrator at a sex shop and gave it to her

The first time I found it, yes. I used it maybe 5 times throughout several months afterwards and made sure it was clean before I put it back each time

Describe the smell and taste

smelled a bit like pussy tasted like rubber

Considering how hot is the owner would came buckets too.

Put it in my butt ;p

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I found a vibrator in my daughter's room. It smelled like hamburger.

is she fat

I sucked on my friend's mom's vibrator. Used my wife's multiple times, and for a short time we jad this chick renting a room, I would constantly jerk off in her panties while she was gone, found her vibrator, sucked on it then used it while Cumming in her shoes and smelling her panties

Showed it to a friend and he bought it.

Found my roommates, posted a pic of in her draw on Yea Forums and they told me to cum on it. I did. She's probably used it countless times since then

put it in my butt.

Ay me too! :p

yes, i washed it, put in in my ass, jerked off, and washed it again

dont wash it your taking away all the fun

It’s a slippery slope! I did that and a couple years later i have multiple sets of plugs and beads and dildos

She laughed about it and said she threw it away. A few weeks later family were visiting and she told me she had to hide it in case kids found it. So safe to say she kept it and i bet it stinks of fish by now.

I found my aunt's 10in dildo and other stuff while watching her house for a week, happiest week for my asshole. Just to mention I'm a 6.7ft tall and buffed, my gf would visit and as soon as she left, I was going for the dildos.

Yea I found one in my sister room and is only 5.5 inches

i sucked my moms my step moms and two of my friends mom

I've fucked my ass with my sisters dildo

What I bought her

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Same tho

i found my sisters opening a draw in her room and immediately scream ewwwwww my mom who wanted a asprin from her room came in i told her and she started cracking up once my aunt was sick at my gradmaws wanted a hot water bottle well i offered to get her one i saw in grandmas bathroom it was grandmas douche bag i scream omfg and threw that bitch across the spair room my aunt was laying down in ran into the bath room in that room and washed my hands like 3x

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Was subletting a place in university and the people left all their clothes sitting in garbage bags in the basement. Went to pile them into a corner so I could get to the washing machine and at the top of one of the bags was a vibrator. Apparently the dude's girlfriend decided not to clean it after the last time she used it.

Didn't do anything with it.

Wow many i’m sorry to hear that, a man should never have to touch his grandmas douche bag

You realize people clean their dildos after using them, yes?
You have zero idea how sperm works. Even if she did somehow get pregnant, paternity test exists. You guys have really got to start using your brains. It'll start to decay if you don't.

i also lick her panties clean

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oh dude the army was pretty ehh this sucks gmaws d-bag gives me ptsd

Hahaha when I was 18 I got everyone of my chick friends one for their birthdays. They all admitted to using it eventually but only one asked me to come over and help haha.

My daughters vibrator

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>Things that never happened

Still have the pic?

nice do you suck it

cough and put it back in the drawer

jesus you poor bastards

Found my cousins' not sure which one because they shared a room. I docked with it and smeared my precum all over it. Wish I had done more.

One of my distant relatives once put a used vibrator in his ass and shat it out. It was covered in diarrhea.

Okay bud. Yeah it all started off as a joke but then all of them expected it then just laughed...mind you this was circa 2000 before a lot of you fags were born or had ball hairs

wana lik my panties too?

Damage control.
>Haha so I haha bought them all haha a vibe as a joke HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAFUCKINGHA
>Obvi much older than you guys btw

what do you look like?

Bitch I was born in the 80s and have prove, unlike you.

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*Proof

Was she hot? Why didn't you and your wife team up on her?

>Ha. Thoughts?
>Ha.
>Ha.
>Ha.
Jesus Christ, can't imagine being this awkward. It's seething out of her responses how uncomfortable she is.

Cope.

Was working security in an office building at one point, and one of the office employees had a really expensive, and irreplaceable hat stolen out of her office, and we suspected the cleaning staff. The female cleaning staff, who were 2 or 3 mexican women, would leave their purses in the break room. So being the snoop that I am, I decided to check their purses for the hat. When I opened the purse of the older short, fat, and sweaty mexican woman, I saw a translucent pink dildo right on top. At that point I didn't give a shit if she had the hat in her purse, I wasn't going to look any further.

All I'm saying is you're the most awkward being to ever write a post or text. On top of that, women don't want to be showered with sex toys because that's fucking weird. They're women. They can get sex practically whenever they want. This isn't a nice guy thing, it's just creepy.

Did you suck on it thinking about fat sweaty beaner border bangerz pussy?

You know nothing of our relationship. If she was so creeped out she would say.

Did you AT LEAST clean em'?

See

Bought my ex a vibrator once, back then we weren't even dating yet. At night when we started kissing and getting horny I told her I had something for her. While in bed, we opened it and tried it in a romantic way.

We ended up with a collection of dildo's, vibrators, plugs etc... always keep it casual and fun. There's nothing wrong about these.

I found a couple of friends, if they're hot I may smell it. Never taste.. I mean, you don't know how clean they are. Just in case.

>Y-you don't kn-know me, user!
And I don't want to. I've already said my peace. You obviously wish to remain naive. Just here to remind you that women aren't always honest about what they say to you. You probably weird her out big time for doing this and she likely talks about it to her friends.

Lmfao

>dating a girl for 3 months
>never have sex
>in her apartment one night
>she runs to the store to get milk while I finish making dinner
>go into her bedroom
>find a dozen black dildos and vibrators
>trash them all
>leave
>ghost her

Found this girls vibrator in a hostel room, while she was in the shower. It layed on top of all her things as if she wanted people to see and was very dirty, dry pussy juice all over it. I smelled it but it didn't really smell much like pussy. Still it was very hot.

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>we opened it and tried it in a romantic way

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Found my older sisters when I was like 12/13. Used to hold it against my dick and cum like that.

Ha. You know nothing of our relationship. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha

i used it in my Ass

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You can't even understand the content of my post. I never said you don't know me, I said you don't know us. Weird both weird that's why I know she found it funny not creepy.

Obvious samefag.
Don't (you) me with a screenshot after resetting your router.

And that's it? Did you shoot your shot or just lay there fingering your own asshole thinking about big tranny cocks?

Lost

Dip it in bleach and let it dry

Haha. hey babe haha want me to like haha buy you a vibe haha y'know haha as a funny joke? haha it'd be so funny lmaoooo crying laughing emoji crying laughing emoji

I asked her out to a bar this evening, she was very great to talk to. We got drunk, made out, but didn't fuck, because when we came back there were other people in our room too. Next day I had to catch my flight very early and didn't even say goodbye.

fucking incel

Hairy guy with leaking anus, ill try to leave extra shit and piss on the panties ok?

Haha haha lmao yeah haha I guess it is pretty funny haha lmao sorry for bothering you, user lol

Found my moms toy drawer

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No. Please continue. I'm enjoying you imagining my life. What's next? Calling me an incel?

Kek

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Lil' sister of my ex had her vibrator under her pillow. Wrote a note "Hi, sweety!" with my signature and hid it under the battery lid.

Met this girl just a couple years ago who ended up playing me. Needed revenge. She lives with her grandparents who are absolutely conservative/religious/et cetera. She's also hugely big into wolves, like she still to this day posts those MySpace glitter graphic type images all over her FB of wolves, and by extension has a huge husky dog for a pet. She works full time, and the grandparents are home all day. So I buy a prepaid Visa and register it online (which you don't have to do in order to use one once it's already activated, but you can) using her name & address. Then I make a throwaway G-mail using her name and choose an e-mail that sounds like something she'd use (always referencing wolves). Then I creat an Amazon account using her name and address, using that e-mail. Then I set her last name as both the first and last names in the shipping address that's separate from the billing address, so that only the family's last name appears (twice of course) on the shipping label on the box, knowing there's a 90% chance it'll be delivered when her grandparents are home and she's not, and that one of them will open it instead. Her first name was still on the packing slip inside the box.
Ordered the most realistic dog dildo Amazon has.
Watched the tracking. The day it was delivered, shit suddenly hit the fan on her FB and went dark.
I fucking grinned.

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No? You're obviously not an incel, sperg. I'm not here to fucking slander you aimlessly. I'm pointing out that you're awkward. If anything, you're the opposite of an incel; an orbitting simp.

What a sperg lord

Found 2 different vibrators of my grandmother's on 2 different occasions, and in 2 different houses.

First time was when I was 5 or 6 - found a vibrating device that looked like an electric tooth brush, but with a strange, soft rubber head, stashed in the shelves next to her bed. Started playing with it like a normal child might play with something vibrating - vibrated it on my face and head, and when it got close to my nose, it smelled funny so I gave it a good sniff. Never understood until many years later why, when she caught me playing with it, she scolded me and told me to never touch it again.

Second time I was around 18, and she told me to wash her sheets. When taking the sheets of the bed, I found a little white box - dumb ass didn't realize what it was, but when I opened it, a traditional white vibrator fell out. I used a paper towel to put it back, and acted like it never happened. When I was thinking about it later that day, I remembered the vibrating thing I found when I was a kid ... and I still cringe when I think about it now - over 14 years later.

Her reaction was priceless.

That's your fantasy, not mine.

I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't clean it from the way she looked.

Women don't say I'm creeped out to a friend. They quietly tolerate you like the brother sent away for fingering all the toddlers.

She's repulsed by you. But feels in too deep, she cares about you and wishes you'd take the hints, she wont use direct statements, she's a woman.

>>Scared me
>>put it away
Are you dense?
Your roundabout advances disturb me. You're my friend you fucking weirdo.

they look pretty normal to me. I tend to use a lot of "ha"s as well. Just a filler word. Sorry you get offended over text messages

>Women don't say I'm creeped out to a friend.

Hell, most women won't even tell their partner some of the things they tell their friends.

I found my sisters vibrator once when she wasn't home. In the stupidity caused by my arrousal I decided it was a good idea to wrap a note arround it saying "do you want to try a real cock?"
Surprisingly, I assume in the stupidity caused by her own arrousal, she posted a reply under my door saying "I don't know, maybe". Sadly I wasn't home at the time and by the time I saw the note and posted a reply I assume she came to her senses as there was no further replies.
I still fap to thought of how close I was to fucking my sister though

I would assume the majority do clean after use seeing as how that's the quickest way to get a yeast infection.

Fucking hell. How old were you both?

I'd want to assume that too, but it's safer, and probably more accurate, to assume that a dirty, nasty looking old lady who keeps her dildo in her purse doesn't clean it nearly as often as she should.

She would have been around 14/15 and I would have been around 15/16

Haha must suck being such an incel. Many people tend to grow out of their sexual guilt but you clearly never will and never did have that oppurtunity.

Yeah, no. I get that and that's 100 percent acceptable on a daily basis but literally every other sentence begins with "ha." That's bland as fuck. Women pick up on things like this. It sends the signal that you have nothing to talk about and that's one of the quickest ways to turn her off.

I spent the night at a friend's house once, and when I asked for a pillow, he told me to go get one from his sister's room, since she was out of the house that weekend. Her vibrator was shoved into the pillowcase, beneath the pillow, when I found it.

I waited until he was asleep, snuck it into the bathroom with me, and jerked off while I licked it clean.

ads

Unlucky.

I found my sisters vibrator while looking through her panties socks to smell and bate to, turned it on and fucked my ass with it. It’s actually how I lost my anal virginity

You mean it appeals to your fantasy rather than reality?

A guy called the local radio station to tell the story of how he found a 12 inch black dildo in his wife's dresser.

She promptly admitted that it was "way too big" for her and they went together to buy a five inch white noodle at the local sex shop.

fucking cucks

You know you're not allowed in here at the age of 12, right? If you've somehow managed to finish sixth grade by the time you're 18, you can come back.

>Haha what are ya gonna do, call me an incel? Haha
>Haha must suck being an incel
What is even going on at this point? Pick an angle and stick with it. Christ.

Who are you even replying to?

>> chick renting a room, I would constantly jerk off in her panties

>> found her vibrator, sucked on it then used it while Cumming in her shoes and smelling her panties
He's not a creepy weirdo.
He's a Yea Forums gentleman.

Not the same guy but I'm assuming you just turned 18. If not, you're probably 19-21.

I have no idea how to reply to this. You do understand how Yea Forums works, don't you?

Put my GF's butt plug in my ass whenever she's guaranteed to be out of the house for a while. Jerking it with my ass filled is a win. I really wanna hands-free but can't make it happen

I'll take bizarre fantasies for $1000, Alex....

Learn to punctuate.
Otherwise go back to lurking
, you obvious child.

One night when my parents were out, I snuck into their room to watch TV (they had a pretty sweet set-up for themselves, way comfier than the sofa in the living room). Their bed had one of those massive built-on headboards, and the light controls were in the cupboard right above the pillows, on my mom's side.

Reached in and found a massive orange vibrator with a latex coating exactly like a big, veiny cock, just hanging out wedged into a small pile of washcloths.

When I was 19 I worked for a moving company. We were packing up a house that belonged to a family of 3. Father, mother, and 19 or 20 year old gorgeous ginger daughter. I started off in the daughter's room and began by pulling up the mattress. Only to find a small pink pocket rocket. You know, the kind that has a band to go around the finger. Anyways, I call my crew in so we can stand around and chuckle at it. One dude picks it up, sniffs, and puts it in his pocket. Later in the day, myself and another guy are carrying an upright piano down a small staircase to take outside. I'm on the lower end. As I'm halfway down the stairs, the buzzer thief reaches over the railing and smears the pocket rocket across my upper lip and nose. That was probably the most rage I'd ever had in my younger years. As I was trying to hold up my end of the 500lb piano. Looking back, I would have done the same thing.

It's my first day.

df

Been a long time since I was that age.

Leave an anonymous note that the one with the green spot can be extremely unhealthy. That's mold..

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it sure looks like it

One time, (insert family member here) was gone and I snooped through their stuff and found a dildo. I used it in an explicit way and put it back without the recipient ever knowing. Hehehe.
>ITT

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This user said it best.

I found my friend's sister dildo, I took a huge sniff and put it back

I find it amusing people like you believe they're better than others on this site. We're all lurking this shit hole because some part of us is broken.

Work for a moving company so i find them all the time, idk how people forget that they've got like 20 dildos, bdsm shit and tons of lube under their matresses but they do. If theyre on the bed I just dump them into some corner and forget about them. Its fucking priceless watching the scramble when they see their pile of dildos and try to hide them

Oh, I'm sure. We must both be oldfags from '03. Shiggydiggy amirite?

The amount of samefags in this thread is matched only by the potential yeast infections you've given women from sticking vibrators up your asses.

You should start making pics of interesting stuff you find, both dildo's and other stuff. Then post them either here or at some user blog. Could even be a vlog. I hate vloggers but this would be cool.

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Been a mechanic 20 odd years. People hide toys and shit in gloveboxes and dirty underwear under seats.
Filthy cunts.

test

found my aunts when i babysat my cousins, and it was very clear she didnt clean it so i took it into the bathroom and sucked it while jerking off. one time she came home while i was using it and i had to wait for her to start making dinner so i could quickly sneak it back

Was helping a friend and his family move out of their house. In the parents bedroom, everything was cleared out besides a shoebox that was under where the bed was. I opened it, with another friend who was nearby, and it was filled with dildos and other toys. We both kind of looked at each other in shock but that was all that came of it.

Bonus: Since then, I have, on a few occasions, been hanging out at said friends house late in the night and seen his mom come into the room, unknowingly that I was there, wearing just a robe. I've definitely seen her tits, which are perky as fuck for an older woman.

Would smash/10

That cp ban has been successfully evaded

newfag

That's the way things have always been. You don't volunteer to go to jail and bitch about getting stabbed. Lurk moar. Post less.

Found my stepmom's along with some nude photos. And then started my human toilet fetish...

IP bans are kinda useless aren't they?

Yup

Wait , they make dog dildos?
See pic. For who, dog fuckers?

Facebook goes "dark"
"Yeah mom, it's that weird guy that just can't move on, again".
"no I don't want to call the cops, he's already edgy"
>>played me
Didn't / fell out of love.
How disrespectful to your obvious mental stability.

You didn't properly establish your original claim of being wronged and made it impossible for the audience to care about your character's story.

I mean, they're uptight Christians. OK. But what's going to happen, they stone her, beat her? Really.
Awkward pause. It's him again.
Why is it your name. Oh wait this is 25 levels below proper identity theft, completely understandable.

Hey, just so you know, that's a slippery slope. Eventually you'll move on from toys and want an actual cock. Trust me, I've been there. Also keep practising the handsfree. I got my first last week, it was incredible.

You should become a janitor, you're so far up your own arse.

If we're being honest here, net bans are even more useless than a direct IP ban.

Found my mom's toy stash under her bed...she has lots more in her room too.

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Have you not heard of bad dragon? It's been around ages.

Lurk moar. You won't get anywhere unless you do.

Your mom is a slut

Yeah, pretty much

Why so many? Fucking sluts can't even be satisfied with one plastic cock.

That’s a lot of rubber dicks

You keep parroting the same shit, did you Google how to post on Yea Forums?

...

found in my aunts nightstand

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test

>rambles incoherently in numale

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Taste in dildo's can change. Cunt/ass becomes bigger and sometimes you buy online and find out it's not the perfect match. Length, girth, a suctioncup (or not) and the material all matter a lot. Can take quite a while to get the right dildo.

Good idea, we've got a snapchat that we post wierd shit to all the time, but ill have to make a thread when I collect enough pics. Hopefully wont be too long.

underage b&

i feel sorry for myself trying to wrestle logic out of what you just wrote
kys please, give me my time back.

As a fellow faggot, this.
First dildo was too small, second one was too big. Just made do with what I got because they're expensive.

People give no fucks about their cars or whats in them. Disgusting

And soft rubber is annoying, can't ride it properly. Hard rubber is the nicest, about 5cm diameterand 20cm long in total so you can sit on it behind a pc.

My ex gf really fucked me up.

Also to add ive caught 2 customers jacking off while ive been moving them.

Impressed. Can you greentext too?

This post made me physically rub my forehead. Just stop posting. How hard can it be?

Not totally, many people don't know how to select a different ip , change it by one etc. I said once "we need to reset the router"
Dumb guy says, no joke
"we have IT people for things like that. They get guys to come in to do that" zero sarcasm, I couldn't believe it. But that's not most people are, they love the internet but few know more than than turning it off and back on.

I'm in transitional housing, it's a junkie thing. The connection we're supposed to use filters porn.(data valet ) There's another connection that does the same... but is so bad it's named "flail station" pretty funny for a place full of drug addicts imo.

Then there's the staff connection. Given to me in secret and passed between close friends. Goes off now and then and I gotta wait for someone with a brain to reboot the router. Weekly staff always fix it. And it's strongest near/in my room!
I use that for torrents , torrent magnet pages, porn etc. Wayyyy faster downloading. Plus even the gov one allows porn thru le'Reddit. So it's all fairly ineffective.

I wish I had a VPN account but I'm signed up to 1.1.1.1 and as a dns switcher that works great. Cloudfare keeps telling me they're pivoting to a full, free vpn any day now.

You should read their blog post about it. It sounds great. Given their reach it could be amazing.

Thanks for the warning but it is too late user... I have some pretty hardcore bi fantasies that come on when I'm horny. I want that dick. Then I finish and I'm like hmmm. Nope.

Was that too much hard work?

test

Who is the girl to you?

More pics of her?

fucking mongol, I know theres an almost zero chance of it working, but at the worst they'll just blame her boyfriend, why the utter fuck would they test me!? Use your fucking head man, retard.

Shes a slut, she likes to fuck it seems

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Wants to avoid another disappointing son.
No.

No. I was clear.
Slow down before you apply your shitty catchphrase. You might want to use it when it's valid and called for , instead of picking out the wrong person who's nothing like it.

I know you're just eager to apply phrases and words other creative people cane up with, and you can't come up with an original thought with any depth. But at least apply it to the right person /situation.

You do realize that your DNA would be in the child, correct? The child is living, breathing evidence that it is yours. Sorry for ruining your fantasy.

He said he's her stepfather. Unless they tested him or somehow already had his DNA on file, they wouldn't be able to tell he was the father.

Go on

Bump

>
>>hey wouldn't be able to tell he was the father.
b: where a dry, smeared , drop of sperm can reliably trigger a pregnancy.

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Sin e we were breaking up anyway, I rubbed habanero hot sauce all over it and wiped off any excess. She called me two weeks later but didn't say any thing.

Yeah one time my sister and I found my oldest sisters massive ass dildo so we stuck it to the wall and she head butt it

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why didnt she fuck herself with it in front of you,get her all nice and horny before you fuck the shit out of her

Good idea I’ll do that next time user, thanks

Nah, that one isn't that bad. Bitch should have put out being that horny.

Some women legitimately enjoy being stretched (but often won't admit to it). They'll keep going until they're shoving 2-liters into themselves.
Some is the key word here though, try to get your gf an oversized dildo and they'll probably dump you.

Had a girl roommate once and sucked on hers while she worked. Stayed on the couch at a girl's house and snooped after she left to work. Sucked on that one too. House sat for a former boss and found his wife's drawer. She had 7 or 8 dildos. Sucked on all those as well. All great cums.

>
>>hey wouldn't be able to tell he was the father.
b: where a dry, smeared , drop of sperm can reliably trigger a pregnancy.

Inaccurate quote, and why the fuck are you samefagging?

I found my cousin's, I sucked on it and fapped on her bed while also sniffing her panties. she had just left for work and it was still a little wet so I couldn't resist

lost

My Roommate...She is A Freak!

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I'd rather live with Adolf Hitler than with such an ugly skunk as her.