How many people have unknowingly eaten your cum?

Every time I express my active desire for human extinction, people react like I'm a freak or a sociopath

Really? Take a look at this thread right here and tell me I'm at all wrong

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look at the good boi here

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>doesn't cum in other people's food
>normie
Ok.

OP here. Yea I used to do the same. Then this one time a sheman got up and raped me in the ass. Hottest thing that's ever happened to me.

Does cumming down their throat count?

Lol what a normie, you dtf? Wanna give me ur number and personal information?

5 or 6
Usually my colleagues and coworkers that chew on their pens.
I hate those people with all my might.
I just ask them if I can loan their pen and "accidentally" pocket them for a whole day and bring it home. Then I go home and cum on it multiple times and wipe it slightly so it isn't obvious.
Next day I give it back.

Still here? Go be a normie somewhere else.

fuckin love doing this

came in this girls face wash, came in her hummus one time lmao came in a beer and a gatorade she drank...

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Just wait.

ok there's no way you know 5 or 6 adults that chew their pens... but still even if it's 1, pretty hot

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Same, this one time a guy was telling me of how he was jacking off in other people's food and hiding it with mayonnaise. I did the exact same thing to him 3 minutes later.

I dream about doing this all the time to my gf .... I want her to secretly feast on my cum every day

my wife, her 2 sisters and her mother

Just this cunt.

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What did she do to deserve this?

the much more interesting metric how many have *knowingly* and willingly ate your cum.

what are you, an incel?

No, you're just an immature little brat that hasn't grown up past the hating himself and everyone else stage yet.

You're not a chihuahua. Your attitude is unbecoming.

It must be fun being 12 years old. I can hardly remember those days. Enjoy it while it lasts.

no. that's what every normie does. go on instagram, they speak openly about that there

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OP here. I suck on average 3 dicks daily.

A friend ive helped through the years. But when i needed her help, I could go fuck myself. Women are shit, even as friends.

I went out barhopping with a bunch of my girlfriends a few years ago. My friend beth brought her new boyfriend out with us. He wasn't serial killer level, but I got a creepy vibe from him. We all got really wasted and ended up back at Beth's house. I woke up on the couch later that night and I definitely had cum on my face. It had that smell. There was nothing else it could have been. I'm 99.9 percent positive Beth's boyfriend snuck out in the middle of the night and jacked off on my fucking face. I debated for a few days filing a police report. I did wipe my face and I saved some of the paper towel I used just in case. I ended up telling Beth what he did and she laughed about it. That was basically the end of our friendship and we never hung out again. I saw on facebook that she dumped him a few weeks later. If I had ratted him out to the police, he would have served jail time and have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

When I was the betaest of plebs in high school, I mean total nice guy + silent autistic creep, I came in a woman's tube of lip gloss. She applied it like it was no different. Though, to be fair, it was a pretty viscous lip gloss to begin with. One of those shitty flavored candy ones.

While this doesn't technically count, I also came in a woman's bottle of lotion before. She was a chick I had a serious crush on, but I was too much of a wizard to act upon it. I think she knew, because when we were together once she started to use that lotion. She took a smell of it on her palm, deadeyed me and had one of those horny smirks as she began to massage it into her upper thigh.

Instead of acting on it, I excused myself and jacked off, pretending like I was playing vidys.

Jesus Christ I would beat myself up if I could go back in time. No wonder my dad hit me, lol

Had that dream about fucking a Vietnamese prostitute and then pissing on her after I finished again

If you came in a beverage and she drank it, it's because she noticed it and wanted to. That shit is like oil and just stays together. Even if you mix it up, it's going to cloud and give a salty taste... or so I'm told.

>normie
Kekking at this unironic normalnigger

OP here. Depends what you eat, I know because I've eaten my own cum. What you should do is start eating your own cum just to test this, that way you won't be such a fucking retard when you're posting in my threads normie.

Let's just say Sambro wasn't the only one.

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So you're 14 now?

Based

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yesss where can we get more on this one I love the stories of her

That picture holds the power to eradicate most degenerates in a mere instant

before my ex of 7 years moved out I came one most of her shit. Tooth brush, pantties, food, picture frames etc.

You're a cretinous subhuman that barely even qualifies as a sapient being, so twisted in your egocentric perversion that you can no longer recognize plain reality. If society were actually functional, you would have been euthanized in a facility decades ago. Become a person

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3 or 4. Ex-wife had her big tittied sister living with us for a while, so she got the jamba juice in her body wash, shampoo, conditioner. When I would make chicken alfredo she would get a full load.

All that effort.
Nice dubs, I guess.

>thinking that's effort
>confirms point

But then you didn't do anything about it like the dumb who're you are.

I too came in her soymilk. Walked her back to her place after a frat party, had heard stories she wouldn't put out, but figured they were wrong since we left early. Got back and none of the sisters were back yet, and started making out on the couch. Wouldn't let me even lift up her shirt, was okay with me grabbing her ass though. She went up to her room after a bit and locked it. I was still horny, drunk, and a little pissed, so I found her fridge, and came in the soymilk in there. Also rubbed my dick on some other food in there.

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While reading these posts all I can think about is objects of desire by NSP

Wut? Lol

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mmmmmmmm love that I heard some other great stories about this one too ;)

they're brainlets on par with mouthbreaders, so in a class of about 60 I know a couple of them and few of my coworkers too

Any besides Sambro?

Put it in a frothy coffee. Worked for me

Used to work overnight in a restaurant by myself. Qt Asian manager had a bottle of sriracha that anyone could use. Busted a fat nut in it one night while browsing her IG. No idea how many people used it after that but it was at least 3/4 full.

8: 3 female, 5 male

a few

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story?

>sleepy hollow
thats a good movie

I am a cook and once the local republican party had some sort of event at our restaurant.
I could finaly use all my frozen cum.
After the event their chairman came into my kitchen and told me that this was the bestest [sic] food was he ever had. He and some others became locals. They are getting my cum in every dish now.

>autistic work of fiction

I sucked 4 in one night a few years ago. Now im afraid of catching a disease. Was fun tho

Same amount of people I've had sex with over the last 31 years of my existence , which is exactly zero

spotted the mad republican

Years ago, an ex of mine me and one of her friends went out drinking, got wasted, went for cigarette, came back to find then both sucking each others face off.
Usually, would just sit and watch, but her friend was lesbian and a nasty selfish bitch who had it out for me since I started seeing my now ex.
Got home and passed out on one couch and woke up middle of night to find gf had gone to bed and her friend was sparked out on other couch.
Thought "fuck you bitch" and rubbed one out on her hair and face, cleaned up and left and walked home.
Nothing was ever mentioned, even when we split up 6 months later.

That would be zero. And I truly feel sorry for any person in your vicinity, OP.

Unknowingly eaten, 0.
Unknowingly rubbed all over the face, body, pussy and hair, 3.

you kinda deserved it for being a dumb whore which shows by you not going to police immediately and not getting even with them

faggot

What is the most dicks youve sucked in one day?

Just my wifes friend, but she has done it many times

uh... no it's actually really psychopathic to do something like this.

Came in a former room mate's half gallon of milk that she used for her coffee. Then came in her coffee cup and wiped it around the inside. Watched her make coffee, take a sip and say that it's the best coffee ever. Jerked off on her while she was asleep on the couch twice in one night. Constantly jerked off with her clothes. Came in her hair conditioner and body wash.
>her face when she saw my cock a couple years later

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kys.

Kek. I hope you told him. I'd love to see the look on his face

i was 16 or 17.
my friend had a girl who loved to eat cum and he always told me all kind of stories about it.
like she fucking let him cum on coffee or over marmelade toast.
one time we where together at when she came home asked him in his ear to cum in her sandwich so my friend went away and returned whit a cum sandwich ( i found out about it from him ).

one day he was hanging at my home and his gf was coming to take don't remember what.
theyr relationship was falling apart ( he was tired of this kink mostly and she was very invasive in his things )and he asked me if i wanted to cum in her food too just for fun.
In the following year i cummed in sandwiches, pepsi, cofees and i don't remember how many things.
they broke up eventualy, she never found out about eating my cum and not his bf cum.

hundreds

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What an ending

I deepthroat my GF and she takes my massive load of cock snot load right down her fucking throat, which she loves to do. Thats not unknowingly though.