Its Rice VS Potato

>Potato
>You can mash them up
>Rice
>You can put it in a pan and fry it

Ask Irland

i cant grow rice therefore potatoes win

As my great grandfather used to say, "One potato is worth many rices"

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You can't grow rice? Fucking loser

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truly a wise man

it attracts feral hogs

potatoes are not only super nutritious, but also super versatile.
not even a contest.

PASTA BITCHES!!!

53 degrees north my good man

His wisdom was only matched by Christ

Rice wins only on surface area. Potatest is greatest.

But can you hold 200 potatoes in one hand? Rice wins every time

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Potate is great, but rice is nice, hard to choose really

Get out.

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yer mom's a potato, bitch.

I'm sorry, but which one makes french fries again?

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Rice, no contest. I can't eat chunks of potato bigger than my asshole since my uncle got drunk one summer and shoved one inside me.

I throw potatoes at newly wed couples walking out the ceremony

no it's not

U-uncle Bob!?

very wanted :)

Hard to know if you are a moron or just trolling

Well yeah, everything's rice in CHINA, smartass.

No one can beat this big brown thug

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Rice = pastata = flat earth.

Goddamn you libs are dumb.

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Fried rice, risotto, can be used to make pasta, crackers, chips, glutinous desserts, paper, glue wine, sweet drinks, flour, can dry electronics, can use in maracas, can be put into a long tube to simulate falling rain, can be used to throw at brides and grooms, can be used for weightlifting, can be used for arts and crafts

Potatoes win

You can rice a potato.
You can't "potato" rice.
Potato for the win.

>he never potatoed his rice before
SAD.

Rice can be mashed into one potato, not the other way around. The more you mash a potato, the greater it becomes. Potato at all times

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i potato riced your sister last night

potaatete

Unlikely but not impossible I guess.

Nothing hotter than taterbanger

Way, you think pasta is made of rice?

rice is more calorie dense, potato has more nutrients. potato

Too be sure to be sure, so it is....The potato.

I stole a backpack full of baked potatoes in highschool

There was a reason i did that

They were fucking delicious

Forget you stealing it. What fucking madman has a backpack full of potatoes lying around for you to steal in the first place?

Rice is tastier, but potato is infinitely more versatile

Both are trash if they have been gmo'ed, ESPECIALLY the white rice when it has been "Enriched". All white rice should be avoided unless you are really on a budget, it's linked to diabetes and just about every other health condition you can think of.

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Tie

>being this concerned about health
Fucking live a little, mate.

>potatoes
>nutritious
Found the retard

>All white rice should be avoided unless you are really on a budget, it's linked to diabetes and just about every other health condition you can think of.
That's why the Japanese are some of the healthiest people on Earth, right?

It's small, it's white, it;s bendy. So is pasta. Lol, you stupid fuck thinking bullshit lib cuck. You are so dumb

>Sweet Potatoes Count
>Brown Rice Counts
They are both nutritious
Who will will ?

I can fit more potatoes in my ass than grains of rice. Potatoes for the win. Mmmmmm i love them hard brown rounds i pound up and pushem downzzzzz

Iza grain

Rice is delicious, but who could live without french fries, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, gnocci and hash browns? But then again, rice can be an excellent extension to a lot of different dishes. I think it's a tie.

pics or it didnt happen

>carb peasants
lel

I concur my nigga

You can rice a potato but you can't potato a rice.
Potato 1
Rice 0

potato master race