What relevant things are conservatives actually conserving?

>Shapiro: Libtards Die Twice
My fucking sides, texture pack when?

It's just a name. The right has always been driven by a Tinman like logic of work for profits and profits will work for you. It was good for a time but now the tides have shifted.

You'd think that the Democrats who are opposite to the left would have the solution but they're not smart enough for solutions with their simplistic approach at fixing the crisis all around them. They need a brain like the Scarecrow in the movie.

The truth is that we're all scared and we need more bravery. The middle ground is the third option.

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only the lowest cognitively functioning humans find anything that comes out of lil' benny shitpiro's mouth meaningful at all

wtf is happening in this thread

Personal freedoms, a defensive posture, wildlife, patriotism and culture. The Universalism championed on the left if left unchecked will erase our culture and country before its goals are met.

money
for themselves
none for you though, you filthy poor
you'd just waste it on silly things like "food" or "air conditioning"

oh wait, you're being serious
let me laugh even harder

Sqareheaded Boomer livestyle

Yes but the money those who upkeep the reserve make will serve the other animals who are healthy and in need of care. It's the capitalist version of the circle of life.

You don't like how money works, vote for a change next elections. Vote for anyone who would actually make the monetary based system outlaw by default and change it for a resource based economy.

That will obviously never work so just give up now while you can.

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And don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain.

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They maintain the current power structure, that's why they are called conservatives

>Garrison accidentally making a good point in one of his stupid cartoons
surely this is a sign of the apocalypse

OP is a flaming faggot.

Having said that...I was raised that the only reasons to kill an animal were for food or shelter, in self defense, or to put one down that was suffering. Wonder which of those categories that fat fuck falls into?.......Well shit hes a fat enough fuck could probably eat it all on his own, but I sincerely hope he enjoyed at least a few buffet trays worth of General Tso's Cat and didn't just take that as a trophy, because then he'd be a giant faggot......Almost as big as OP.

What's this power structure you speak of?

Still mad she lost?

I think he meant "the hierarchy that encompasses the most powerful people in an organization." so technically they're called conservative because USA have a president and not a prime minister like Canada.

Vote conservative or else you become Canada.

Ppfffff… power structure. Stupid cognitive bias.

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Sanity for one.
You don't get to just be an attack helicopter.

>What relevant things are conservatives actually conserving?

Niggers & pedophiles

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Theyre just scared egoistic assholes

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Not neccessarily to conserve the nuclear family but conserve the values that the nuclear family upheld, following sociatal norms instead of breaking down and making malleable previously defined standards. A betterment of one's self rather than criticism of others or passing blame, and having kids grow up in an environment where they're allowed to make mistakes as they grow from it. Onviously some of those values either shouldnt be upheld based on opinion or are now umpossible due to changing times. As an example back in most older conservatives prime days they could get a job at any corner store and pay for college and a family with that job, but college wasnt neccessary anyway. Thag obviously has changed and boomers should be called out on that shit when they realize certain things cant be upheld, and some things shouldnt. But what they can, and what is good for us now, should be held on to.

Wtf this is actually acurate

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And queers

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Conservatives: beating children into submission so they wont tell the press about the priest who raped them

Progressive: championing constitutional rights for all citizens

Strawmen point both ways pal

>Progressive: championing constitutional rights for all citizens

Yhea, except for the right to free speech, the right to bear arms, the right for women to not have to compete in sports against men pretending to be women, the right to be born, the right to receive medical care after you survive an abortion attempt, etc....Except for that.

I thought progressives were all about accepting pedos. You know, love is love.

Yep, same as it ever was

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First amendment protects against government restrictions, not private corporations.

There are very very few who support the entire removal of all guns, which would be a violation of 2nd amendment

Which constitutional amndment gave people the right to compete in different sports?

And for others to infringe property rights after failure to vacate said property when no longer welcomed

And for healthcare

My argument was that the picture you posted shows the best of conservatives and the worst of progressives both sides have good, both have bad.

it's about not changing things. the "conservatives" only allowed "gay marriage" because it ends up putting more money into the system. it had nothing to do with "love" or accepting retarded relationships. they don't give a fuck about faggots. if gay marriage cost society money, they wouldn't allow the bullshit but it didn't, it was a benefit based on various rules and insurance pay-ins forced upon employers and employees, etc.

liberals want to give it all away. conservatives want to build a pile of wealth and prosperity. they don't run on bitch ass feelings at all. they're adults.

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The thinking man would climb up the pyramid, Why do poorfags complain about being poor when they could be rich at any time? I think they like to suffer.

>capitalism is any kind of fair

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How is it not you whiny bitch?

As a pretty rich neet german i do know im lucky to be born here. Why is empathy so rare in richfags?

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Nice

That really didn't address the question, it deflected to "Why doesn't everyone think my way", stop being a fucking faggot.

How much does that cost? I want to slaughter one. See it limping then take my sniper shot.

We have empathy. Just not any for lazyfags who won't get a job.

It costs thousands, plus fares and accomodation,
But you don't want to do anything but trigger someone who cares about things, so slaughter yourself.

Its not fair besides birthplace because corruption and egoism are rewarded constantly and everywhere. This is first year basic university knowledge.

It's pretty affordable, you just have to buy a rifle and hide in the bushes of a local golf club.

family values

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Libs push this false dichotomy that you're either a victim or an oppressor, But my mixed race step children are proof that their wrong also Israel is our greatest ally

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Oh fucking cry me a river, I wasn't born rich but I had the forethought to not piss away my money, work hard, and get an education in a field that actually matters.

Civilization.

Libtards are the real racists, and when we get a REAL conservative president back in the white house we will have the economics trickling again and show Iran who is BOSS

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I got an idea one night (a night, I admit, of crying and drinking over being a total failure poorfag, not my proudest moment but I digress) on how to make condensation-proof coasters. Long story short, I sold like a million to various frat houses. I've been living off that money ever since, haven't worked a single day. Poorfags are just fucking lazy/stupid.

The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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