How to make masturbation more interesting?

how to make masturbation more interesting?

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find a woman to do it for you

Keep your pants mostly on, but shove a pillow or blanket inbetween your legs and in your underwear, then pull up your pants so your dick just hangs out the top. Works way better with athletic shorts. You can strain and fail to try to close your legs while also feeling something soft caress and cushion your inner thighs.

Give yourself a dead arm, and then jack off

Buy anal massager, shit works like a charm

butt stuff

Try to read a good book or watch a good movie

dxm

1 carolina reaper in ass per stroke

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get into sounding. feels good man

don't do it every day

drugs

a fifi. get a glove and toilet paper with no roll put the glove in the paper maybe tighten with elastics. lube up, and bang! pocket pussy

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you dont even need a toilet paper roll, just a glove and lungs.

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Do not listen to this user

Wearing a diaper works better

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prostate pleasure is a beautiful thing.

start with a finger and some soap in the shower, get yourself clean, then move to the bed and do your thing.

if you don't have a dildo or buttplug a hairbrush handle like this works nicely (I have this exact one) You just have to be careful about any possible mess, maybe lay out a towel or something so your bed sheets won't get dirty. the more you clean in the shower, the less likely it'll happen.

oh, and if you're obese, uh... You're kind of out of luck as far as this goes. you won't get past your massive cheeks.

but yeah, the slight pain of massaging the prostate combined with an orgasm, and the tension of your sphincter around your finger is pretty rad.

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it is called semen retention. but if you hold it in for a week or so don't have anything planned that you need to do after you nut. it drains all the energy out of you and you will most likely pass out and sleep for several hours.

Fuck no, without lube you get you dick wrecked

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1) Put a little bit of lube on index and middle finger of your jerking hand and put them on a bottom of your head where you have that little skin. Put a tiny tiny little bit of pressure and go up and down on that area. Don't "push" with your prostate or lose it and just jerk it off to the end, just do that until you start leaking and cumming without jerking.

2) Any little ball on a string, put it in your ass (lubed up) and attach a string to some small weight. As you climax it standing up it will get out of your ass due to weight and massage your prostate while you ejaculate.

3) Straight up cold enema with ice cubes makes prostate filled to brim with blood.

4) toothpick into peeenor hole, little bit thicklish and painful but nice feeling

5) nipple clamps

6) choking yourself with belt


t. a pro oldfag