How do I trick my mom into having sex with me without knowing it the next day...

How do I trick my mom into having sex with me without knowing it the next day. I don't want to poission her or anything what can do her harm.

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Poison?

Wut

If that's your mom she's fucking hot

You need to learn some voodoo trickery, son.

What if I go to that link and send her a message linking it to this thread? And send her screen caps?

that would suck for OP

Mmhmm

Wouldn't be the first time I've done it

My mom gets spam a thousand times a day, she will not notice

Send us screencaps

Ok hope you're right nigger

Gets

Should I do it bros?

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OP you can stop lying, I know your secretly a faggot. Why else would you be following James Charles?

I spam 4ch with James Charles 40 times a day

Have you ever seen your mom naked?

She has no Childern

Well that's a disappointment. I was totally ready to destroy a family

Checked
Send it anyway with link even funnier this way

That will never destroy her family. How can you be that delusional

Are you 15?

A man can dream

No I'm 68

"Vincento, did you post something about me on the internet (same internet I post shit everyday)"

"Yeah, but it was just for reactions"

"Don't do it"

"OK, mom"

(if you're verry lucky)

Ah, you're time is almost over. Enjoy doing it.

> A man can dream
You have 0 experience with having a family or a wife obviously