W-Welcome back to Cooking with Alice3D, Home Cooked Meal Edition! T-Today I'm coming at you hot w-with a super yummy...

Okay! Now, add 1/2 TBSP of Chili powder to the bowl with the sugar. Simple. Easy. You can do this. vocaroo.com/i/s0HgqtkjlplY

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It would be great if there were websites with recipes on them so we didn't have to rely on Alice-san

She keeps deleting her threads cos she hates us uwu

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Okay! Now it's time to add in the half tablespoon of smoked paprika, the same amount of as the chili powder. You can use the smoked paprika to get more of a rotisserie taste, but I just used regular paprika. vocaroo.com/i/s1UUSar6d9HR

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Alright. So in this particular video, you see me struggle with the dried thyme. There's nothing to say. Just watch me struggle. According to my notes, it's a whole teaspoon. vocaroo.com/i/s16ahP8UxvQ4

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All because we're giving free bumps :(

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Ahh yes, back to back struggling. This time it's with the onion powder. I'll learn to open these quicker one day... vocaroo.com/i/s1Wmej8oSDOd

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IS THIS THE SAME RECIPE?1??

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Okay. So this time it's 1 teaspooon of garlic powder. Much more forgiving than the onion powder incident. We don't talk about that one. vocaroo.com/i/s1Lpu4uscwne

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Okay! This time it's just salt and pepper, baby! Like I said, no suggested amount...other than to taste! vocaroo.com/i/s04s5E0j0rH6

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Time to mix all the spices together so they make a nice, even rub! vocaroo.com/i/s0FxeNbAzKHV

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Pat the chicken dry, both inside and out. I'll spare you the less than nice camera angle that this chicken has... vocaroo.com/i/s05b63xzUtCN

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I love this show!

alice can i have my login back please?

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Put the chicken on the foil rack (or snake) and then set the temperature to HIGH For 4-5 hours, or until the chicken juices run clear and it's reached a safe temperature to eat, which is 165F. vocaroo.com/i/s0sy7cZTRjrt

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use a knife along the edge to pop the top off!

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Moving over the the potatoes, pierce them 2-3 times to allow some of the steam to escape, and you keep your potatoes from blowing up. Hidden within this vocaroo is a little gem of knowledge, to those who choose to listen.. vocaroo.com/i/s0sxgobITh4L (don't try to boil eggs in the microwave, they'll explode)

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Oil up those potatoes like you wish you could some hot womans back. Then, salt them (not with your tears, no one wants those). Throw them in the oven for 45 minutes on a foiled baking sheet. Enjoy with butter and sour cream, or load it up. Your choice. vocaroo.com/i/s0IxTxB0FbNo

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And...voila! Dinner is served. Thanks for joining me, Anonymous! I hope to see you next time

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Maybe some day Alice-san will have enough love overwhelming to give me another (You)

This is like the fourth thread she's made after deleting the others

Alice-san oppresses TP-kun? uwu

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Can she complete it in under 5 minutes?

I get this sinking feeling that all of the love Alice once had has now turned to bitter hate

What are we to do

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on a real tip why post the same thread four times instead of letting the first one pump

silly billy

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W-well, we couldn't fix the spacing and I g-got banned, but otherwise pretty good

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yeah i guess i just slipped under the radar for years cause i only went there so sparingly

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-bring's Alice a cup of tea to help her cook-

Can the chicken be substituted with nigger meat

T-thank you

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Alice-san always happened to get "banned" when people like us were visiting, for some reason uwu

Truly tragic

I get this feeling she was always just low empathy in actuality and that she has narcissistic personality disorder but I wouldn't know for sure cause I'm not an esteemed e-psychologist like her

She hates us uwu

What did u do that finally got u oppressed?

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TEA GUY!!!!

now we got a fucking thread

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got me man

just going in there late night

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Long time no see Sonata

Clearly these are targeted bans to slander her good name

You're not really the only one that thought that tbh

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Hey Alice! You're the best.

I d-do my best

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Alice I have a question. Is a 740 credit score ok? I'm sort of worried.

^///^ -scurries out of the way to let you cook-

-is startled and brings you a cup too, hoping you are not a hungry Tyrannosaurus.-

Depends on how old you are, but yes that is decent

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whoa it's really you?

how's it been dog?

~TP~

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T-that's excellent

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-brings you a cup of tea and waves happily-

-is doing okay. Made rice recently and wonders how you are?- :3

good bit

lol rused

it was me all along

changing my typing profile

but really let me back in

you know you need me

~TP~

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Poor boi

She doesn't love us uwu

It's probably fucking BEBOP!!!! doing it

I know, but there's no reason to get into all the stories of psychological abuse and stuff :3

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-"oh"s and hurries into the kitchen to do the dishes then-

Its good to have /animu/ back on Yea Forums

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T-thanks a lot

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That would actually make sense, what a manipulator

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i'm alright i guess

lost my shit like 6 months back

seem to care less about it recently so that's good

i just goteeem

oh shit my bad

link to chat?

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How have you been friendo?

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that's not the real brad in the other thread is it

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Hey alice I'm a big fan, any where I can find your nudes?

How long and at what temperature does it take to cook a baby in the oven?

Nah, some other guy

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-is always glad to help-

-looks in the drawer of the living room table to see if it's there- o.o

-is feeling well and has been spending a lot of time in the woods lately. :3 Wonders how you have been?-

Yeah Yea Forums is pretty fun

Partly cos ur here more >//<

Good thing Bebop can't set mods here or Alice would have already cybered him to become a mod again

Got what? Also are u drinking

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Ayyyyyyy where the tea at

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i changed into jogging pants because drinking is making me **SWEAT**

lame

thanks for checking bro

i just le tricked alice but then she said my log in is still there and then i felt bad for tricking her

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-hurries over with a cup of tea and squeaks an apology-

nooo its only good because you're here

Angel posted in /waifu/
Maybe i can get MGD to come back too since he only wants to post on Yea Forums

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god I wish that were me.

right?

dead and being caressed by a qt goth trap

ywn

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Are you becoming a druid? I've been great, thank you for asking! Finally in a spot to save money which is really nice

Imagine sucking dick into modship like Bebop did

Sorry :(

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-found 35 cents and thinks it's probably yours-

let me rub your pussy just like that baby

I wonder if Alice Infinity will ever come back

All we have til then is this knock-off Alice

How did u trick her

Don't u know she's a le genius

Cummies are in it, right? U know my tea preferences

When did Angel post? Also sure, go ahead

I wonder who has the Bart added; idk if he knows we're back on Yea Forums

How many people can claim they swallowed moot's cummies, though? Bebop is a special boi

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You're right, I should not be so callous. He has a special boi medal after all

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*smiles*

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-prefers to play a priest. But is going out more to enjoy nature. There's lots of woods and mountains to explore here. Is testing out portable stoves to try and keep the smoke away on overnight trips-

- would never do anything to adulterate tea-

alice has a cock?

colbert i made an online dating profile

do you think this is a good selfie?

i think i nailed it

probably is

i just dump change

this was me expert user tactics

o-okay just be g-gentle x///x

maybe?

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Play as in movies? Are you an actor?

Probably?

I mean in this day and age with the proliferation of meme culture I think that's a decent meme selfie, sure

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i realized quickly that i don't ever selfie so i had to like pretend like i was looking at something interesting

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Just because I was out having a good ol' time doesn't mean I won't come back and see you posting my secrets

Gives me vibes like this picture tbh

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beepop gtfo

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^///^ -puts the dishes neatly in the strainer-

-never has any anymore because leaves it in the toy dispensers at the grocery store for kids. Assorted lizards and fake jewelry is fun!-

-has played them in games.-

He kind of has a cute twink personality

Too bad he can't accept his cocklust

There's nothing wrong with cummies, tho

Are u poisoned by anti-cummie creeds

Epic troll

U've still got it babe

U should be proud

All I did was make moot mad; u got to swallow his cummies

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Well now I want those nudes even more

N-nice to see you

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good to see you posting your original tbh

he's like so big now

kinda saved cbs

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Alice, post girldick

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I d-don't have nudes, n-nor do I have a dick.

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Oooohhhh. Why priests over druids there then?

The best ones always have trouble accepting it

Good luck, we've been trying for years

Aaaaayyyyy. I don't like him as a late night host, kinda lame

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i feel kinda bad now though

asking for forgiveness is still badass right?

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yeah like i go to bed at 10 now. wake up at 4:30

don't have time for that ruckus

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man that 4loko aftertaste just never leaves

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I just happened to know Alice INFINITY irl :)

W-well, it might have been a dream...

I want bard to die...

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if you had a dick,i would suck it

for proving that you kill dogs for sexual pleasure?

-can't get the hang of how to play bears. Thinks the owls and kitties are cute though!-

Shit man, you're waking up early. I try to go to bed at that point and I wake up at 7

Why would you do that to yourself

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TP, Ian, Erio, Blood, remember to mark the threads pls.

I'm h-happy you enjoy things.

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>4loko

what are you 16?

i would enjoy sucking on your cock

Makes sense and yeah, they are cute as heck

Not these threads

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>I just happened to know Alice INFINITY irl :)

i miss niggy for real real

yeah like since i started sleeping again i still kinda deprive myself on the weekdays

then hibernate on the weekends

that's my old goto that i missed

sorry babe don't beat me ;;

i never had it until like a month ago

it's p hype dog

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I'm not sure one is better than the other

Hi

Why does Alice try to keep her girldick secret from us uwu

I guess that makes seducing them more fun anyway

I might feel bad about bullying her if I knew less

By that I just mean I know she gets off to it, obviously; totally not implying she has a pattern of abusive behavior

I thought u were in love with him

We're drunk; sorry mommy

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P-pretty good

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b so thirsty

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>Niggy copypasta.jpg

I can't stand depriving myself tbh, I love sleep too much

Come on, you know you always knew that and bank on it

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w-what..?

I don't want your scripts on my computer >:(

Me too........
He knew my older sister and that's I met him
Then he moved to FL :/

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Depends on ur tastes I guess

Different forms of loosh

Rifk drink

BUT YOU DO ALL THOSE THINGS TOO. WHO ARE YOU TO BE ABOVE YOUR OWN LAW??

Further, no one here is behest to you, a self-described admitted troll, for approval. Approval comes from the community's members, and I won their overwhelming approval. You don't own these threads to tell me what to do.

Next. I don't stir shit. The only time shit is stirred is when YOU PICK A FIGHT WITH ME.

Can you jjust please for the love of Jesus Christ or whatever it is holy you believe in, or if you have a heart, kindly leave me the fuck alone? Stop sniping at me, stop posting infographics that try to paint me as a pariah. Just put it down please GOD IM FUKCING ON THE VERGE OF TESARS CVSN YOU PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

I miss Niggy too uwu

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She has a dick? I don't believe you unless she's tucking it pretty hard :o

I can't love someone that ruined my internet life

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i think she likes attention however she can get it

but she also must not like losing control

see:

always baleeting her threads

man me too but it's hard to turn my brain off with things to do the next day even with the anti-d and weed i'm on

my brain is damaged bro

you never met him liar

you only wanted to

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your bait isn't very subtle

learn to write, fucktard.

Oh wow you've been putting in work! Well good job

I do not appreciate this discussion.

using that words in this context makes it sound gay

this

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I'll w-work on that, thank you! Even after s-several threads, I still didn't get it right.

I think HTTP demands /r/n r-rather than just /n and git for windows just...d-doesn't like it.

I l-like the Take On Me one most

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Everyone misses Niggy, he was a coked-up treasure

Jeez, you've got issues. Sorry yo

Sorry senpai pls don't ban me

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You know her hands are prosthetic, right?

can she still jack me off?

I hope she didn't get the surgery

That would be tragic

Looks like she's finally beginning to accept us

Surely she'll love me enough to give me a (You) soon

What bait, user-san?

Cute boi

U should drink with us; maybe u'll embrace ur repressed lusts ;3

I do wonder what old posters might see us on Yea Forums and rejoin

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why is beepop always on the heel of any alpha dick gril

i think it comes from the relationship i have with my parental role models

my therapist said that my step father was abusive and i was like

you know what

he was wasn't he

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i'm just glad i still have my login

fuck you guys

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...nn...

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Hopefully enough that we can start accusing actual new people of being old people with new identities

Like physically or?

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it's anekiho.me/chat2/ btw

-yawns and curls up in the broom closet. Is almost time for bed- -v-

Don't be rood

U love me

ay gurl how u

Well ur able to do that either way but idk if I'd recommend it

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H-have a good rest

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...

Drinking, that pancreatic resection I was going to work with got cancelled so my day was fucking BORING

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...

i read rin at first and was like

no way rin is here

then i saw irish and was like

well alright

no like mentally

he would like tell my brother and i that he could hit us without leaving a mark

it was some fucking haggard intimidation that worked really well

at making me keep my shit bottled up

DELET

it's pretty hilarious that we're still so close actually

like no homo i would meet you irl if i ever come to slantland

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>she never baleeted my login

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Why wouldn't it be a good idea?

Aaayyyy cheers

Oh shit, yeah that's really fucked. My parents never did any of that thankfully

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-hopes you sleep well too when you go-

I am a mere vagrant, no thread to call home, I wander

Based alcohol
Numbs the aggregation of the week

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With some slight tweaks that is a dope metal lyric

NUMB THE CONGREGATION OF THE WEAK

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Why is no one able to match my

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vocaroo.com/i/s1hlgRO359Xm

bruh i gotta admit,alice has a really hot voice if this vocaroo is actually her

Someone should check to see if Alice2 made a new thread

I knew him
he lifted me up

According to Haikus... Alice2 had a pretty hefty Jew penis >.

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Love that song, too busy to look past this thread right now though but I'm sure it's good

I was actually thinking of getting some alcohol to drink tonight but idk. Had drinks with the neighbor but I'm still good to drive to liquor store

Just missing some dope guitar riffs tbh

I suppose so, at least

Alice is working on green screening another kitchen behind them

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WEW my ptsd is kicking in. BYE

they seem to be organized ...

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That is Alice. I verify this as an expert at listening to Alice's voice.

I suppose when you've been at this for a decade, give or take a few years, you develop a routine.

Calling people "prey" is more harmful than my thing I think tbh

A br00tal breakdown of sorts

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That is indeed m-me, I do horror story readings now too

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i bought some gin today,never had it before but ive heard of it and a few reviews said it was good.its called sipsmith,not sure if its any better then tanqueray though.since tanqueray is about half the price

>A w-what?

Nothing. I'm just some guy who loves the sound of your voice.

Why did Kuus leak the face but not the penis?

And Alice never even got a picture of Kuus' cute butthole in return like she requested

Be careful :3

I guess u wanted to do the operation?

Here's my favorite aneki chat cap
>

Some people might be into it

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>br00tal
Looks like you've got the album typeset DOWN

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8 years s-so far. I'm n-not sure if 10 is in the cards.

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Oops the cap was meant to be linked to

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That's a very niche audience tho.

You're definitely not going to be able to read the words on the album cover

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Well, I'm g-glad you liked it.

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I meant to just say "lmao git gud" in response to Bebop's PTSD thing

And yet the loosh of their cummies can help to fuel our empire

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Eh, I was prepared mentally for it. And I'll still have to learn that procedure sooner or later.

Slow freezing muscle tissue seems like a very meticulous process, and I'd like to practice it

Still hilarious that Aeris gave up the ghost before you

I'd be disappointed if I could

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alice seems super nice :3

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What's loosh again?

I would never do anything to disappoint you :(

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posting that sweet puss would fix both these things you gorgeous girl, its not like we can see your face anyway

Find a random vagina picture and pretend it's theirs

Desperation is not endearing

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T-there is nothing to fix.

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Hey Alice

Hey Alice

Hi

I guess you should get another opportunity soon then; just make sure they know you're ready :3

ur silly

Meme term for life force

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Colbs always trying his best!

Maybe
O n e
D a y

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Neither is orbiting some larping b whore but here you are

Is it an actual meme or did you just come up with it and declare it a meme?

I GOTSTA MAKE MAH PAW PROUD

Oh how little you know

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every women on the internet has nudes,you should show that pussy for the boys on Yea Forums

I'm n-not LARPing...unless "cook" is a LARP and n-not an occupation these days.

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Maybe then Paw will come back home

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B-believe in the me that beleives in u

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I d-don't, sorry.

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>Live Action Role Playing
>It's live, there is action happening
>You're not a professional cook hence roleplaying

I believe this fits the definition

Maw said he's too busy at his "hor's" place or somethin, don't rightly know what that is

Oh right you were into that shit

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Th-th-th-th-you too...nn...

I thought he just went out to get cigarettes???

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This thread is Live Action.

I h-have been a cook before.
W-wasn't even short order!

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Maybe I should do tarot threads since Reimu-chan doesn't anymore

Someone obviously needs to fill that void

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N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no u >//

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That's what maw told you? Maybe she's been hitting the bottle again...

Embrace the LARP element and throw some lightning bolts in that chicken

Sure, why not?

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sorry guys alice reeled me in with her nice tentacles

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B-but I'm not roleplaying.

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Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Thanks

Maw hittin' the bottles cause Paw ain' here hittin' her

TP confirmed REALLY into tentacles

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no just hers

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Cause I might not feel like it

But we'll see

It could be hard to keep up with a lot of requests, but actually, if I remember right, she just copypasted things from websites about each individual card she drew for a reading without actually putting much into interpreting the three cards as one unified thing

But my memory on that is hazy; I just remember her copypasting things

Lmao

Ur T continues to sink to abyssmal levels

G-I-V-E-C-U-M-M-I-E-S-No problem

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Too late, the shitpost has been made
THE DIE HAS BEEN CAST

Wow what an odd stutter, do you have a speech impediment?

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my T must be rising though

like i text chicks

and mssg alice now

and get asian handjobs semi-regularly

oh no

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If you take a shortcut like that one, you might last a whole week.

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This may not be the future you asked for, but it is the future you have been given.

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It's a Freudian slip stutter

Ur not really providing a strong argument

Reimu-chan, why do u h8 me

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Wha cain' we jus be a happy famly?

I'm sure you can work out the formula with enough effort

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cute
u
t
e

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fucking god

doing as she wills and shit

lol that had to be an ironic cap

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2 cutes b-being 2cute

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Well it just takes practice to get faster at it I think

I won't take Reimu-chan shortcuts

It's just what someone said to me on Discord when u were posting once

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Freudian, or just 2nd nature?

And you just let it happen, with her n i c e tentacles

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I don't. I think of you more like a scullery maid who constantly gossips and stirs drama because you have nothing better going for you.

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Idk Alice is the e-psychologist

I'm not a maid; I'm a sacred whore

Why did u post an armpit fetish image at me? What did u mean by that?

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soo funny dude

well now that i know i have my login

i don't want to lose it

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I can't wait for you to tell my fortune

Maybe she shall deem us all worthy of pyschoanalysis some day

Keep it secret
Keep it safe

Why do you guys post here? why not just make a public discord or something and talk there where it's normal

because they think they can do anything to hurt alice

just glad my pass was so easy to remember

oh they have all those chat things

it's mostly to get people like you to ask that

I was just surprised cause I woke up to it and it's how I was alerted that u were posting

I did do that on /animus/ for a while a couple years ago; didn't I ever give u a reading?

I'd recommend against accepting one of her therapy appointments

Cause my gf Alice is here

nah its mostly to be a nucense.

New

yeah i'm a little softer now

who said that

ian

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