The SS is conducting a shakedown of Yea Forums to detect hiding Jews. Recent scientific investigations have revealed that only and all Jews possess repeating digits. Show us your singles and you may return to your families and homes.
The SS is conducting a shakedown of Yea Forums to detect hiding Jews...
Hale Hortler! Meine Papier, Herr Offizier!
no illegal digits here meine kleine
Heil Hitler
shalom
oy vey
oyy vey.
JUDE
Shalom
ACHTUNG!
No dubs here, officah!
RIP
I hope everything is in order
Good day officer hh
deepwater jew here clinging my shekls
*static noises*
*light switch noises*
Grug no jew!
P-Please, leave me alone!
don’t look at me
repeating and ending 33's...
shown
Heil
Nothing to see her sir, im just a good family man.
Heil der Führer, Herr Hitler
sog hoil
I’m innocent officer! I swear!
dont worry officer, im actually undercover for the same reason right now
Lemme join your cause uwu
nothing really to see here
I have a family to get to, so make it quick.
hey OP, there's something on your face...
>It's your face, and i need to hit it, facist bigot
BURIED IN A SWAMP
JACKSON
HA HA SUNK LIKE A BRICK
>SCP HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
I REPEAT
SCP HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
STOP RIGHT THERE
>*teleports behind you
sholom friend, just your friendly neighborhood shopkeeper. *picks up a penny stuck to the ground with gum* I hope we can keep our cities clean of any filth. I have to go collect my usur- I mean pay my fair share in taxes. you goyi- guys have a good day.
I am Jewish, but I want to join the SS to kill other Jews.
lol go fuck yourself
OY VEY NICE NAZI LOLI!!! NO JEWS HERE!!!
yoooo
Heil Hitler
we don't need your help jew
My papers? I have no papers. But allow me to present my non mutilated penis my non-Jewish friend
oh god oh fuck they've infiltrated the SS
lookin' a little sheeny there boys
I play the right arm of the forbidden one!
You're a Jew too. Let's all kill Jews. And Muslims. And trannies.
Filthy fucking Jews
*corrosion sounds*
It's ok guys I never roll dubs carry on
SCTREERRETTTTTTTTTTTTTT
JAWOHL, MEIN HERR!
GET HIM!
>LANCE! GET THE FLAMETHROWER!
Nothing here, sir
Ok
these are objectively the worst running threads on Yea Forums. All you are doing is attracting the lowest, youngest, most unintelligent people browsing Yea Forums with edgy, grade school "lol nazis" humor and encouraging them to post. Delete your thread and kill yourself.
i don't know, the shota and gfur threads are pretty degenerate
look at that moralfag, being attracted by this thread.
Physically remove them, goy
**JUDEN
Get threads > Trap, g/fur, dong rate, three-digit/state/general region, FB/INSTA/VSGO, cuck, porn, etc etc... threads.
How about you neck yourself, mongoloid?
No jews here, sir
Fuck, run Shlomo!
you sure m8
May I go, Officer?
N-no, I'm not h-hiding any Jews in my attic. * gulp *
Erfassen sie die juden!!
please let me go home go- er i mean kommraden
No
I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED OH SHIT OH FUCK
Lying Jew!
I'm a jew
Time for gas
burn the jew
Certainly not I.
I'm jewish and this is not funny.
On another note is there some good hentai of nazi girls?
Idk
hey hans, we got another one
Ha I'll never get dubs
My friend let me introduce you to the artist Poyle
you sure you wanna test your luck goyim
check em
sweet...
We're gonna need a bigger get for this one, boys...
i swear im with you
Y-yes sir, that was my friend.. No longer my friend I mean, please let me go. Heil Hitler and stuff...
Yes
please take me back to my mistress offizier
>degenerates like you belong on a cross
GET ME A DIRECT LINE TO THE FUHRER WE HAVE A CODE BLACK, I REPEAT, CODE BLACK
german citizen walking through nothing to see here
Coming through
4 off from the full auchwitz
>11
>jew spotted
GET ZE FLAMETHROVER HANZ!
Roll for degeneracy
Praise Satan, and heil Hitler!
Are you autistic?
לעזאזל
JEW
Not me
here you go sir
this isn't a get thread you stupid fucking newfag.
If you had read the post I wouldn't have to tell you I'm not making a moral accusation. I don't give a fuck what you're into or what you believe, I just want you to not make shitty stale garbage fucking threads that do nothing but spawn equally trite shitty threads. It's just as bad as whatever form of pornography your dumb ass wants to vilify instead: content devoid of content.
Surely, is our technology superior? Or are we only farces, waiting to break down in solitude as to not disgrace others by our cowardice?
Or am I a subverting jew?
so what you're saying is, you've got sand in your vagina? I don't see you shitting up porn threads like this.
>what the fuck did i just read? *burns text*
J
E
W
that's how to check em
>I don't see you shitting up porn threads like this.
they're smart enough not to reply
:^)
Jew
I'll never be a jew
>Implying i have some thing better to do.
Oh, they do, i should know, hehe.
Nice dubs Seinfeld. Off to the truck.
Oof
Still not a jew
unbased
jew
Atleast i ain't a jew
Are you blind you faggot?
I am no joo
Still not a jew
cope
Oi I am not jew I sweer on my second grandmother.
Yikes
OH FUCC
seethe, juden
Ich bin kein Jude, Offizier
unbased
No u
You jew
me no jew
No Jews here
I'm taking over this thread and there's nothing you goyim can do about it!
Seig heil
kill jews
Do you really think i'm a jew
i smell a jew
fuck
Nothing to see here goyim
>Repeating digits
>Not a get thread
Hello, my name is user and I am completely braindead.
haha goyim are so stupid
Heil victory kammaraden
Heil!
This is fantastic news! I suspect many people I know of covert Jewry. Please allow me to assist you in whatever way I can.
I am not a Jew
1488 muh nigga
aryan individual here
Singles here.
Here are my papers, sir
Hope there is no problem
No Jew in my blood, officer
H-Heil Hitler.
g'day, sir
Zieg heil
Everything is fine here, officer
*Me a niBBa watching these kikes get what they deserve*
Uh...nothing to see here...all good.
Jews
Nothing to see here. Just a non-Jew sir.
Clean as a whistle.
100% Aryan
Franklin that you?
......
Get hosed, fash.
I have nothing to fear.
I swear, I am not a jew
Get out of my house goy! I-I mean guy!
Hmm quite
Meine Papier, Offizier.
I ain’t no Jew
Is OP from some anime?
Singles here officer.
Nazi waifus
Good day officer.
Gott mit uns
I’m I being detained officer?
Fellow officer here. I’m clean.
I swear I’m not a Jew officer.
Where are the fucking Jews, I will fuck their asses to a pulp!
A Jew? No officer, not in this ethnically pure household
B..but Im a nibba I cant be a kike, its statistically impossible!
P-pahjeet here
I ain't no shlomo
>Spots a fucking Jew
By the Fuhrer
Oh boy...
*looks at this infiltrating fuck*
Be gone filth.
Heil Hitler!!
I am genetically pure and white
I actually am Jewish so I find this pretty offensive.
I am not jew
This is in L.A.?
Nothing here to see..
dont worry we can fix you
rolling for the Reich
pureblood
Dubs
Oy vey! The goyim know!
Not pure enough it seems, begone filthy vermin! The rays of purity shall set you free from your flesh!
Eins
I swear I aint no jew officer
>Yea Forums used to be liberal
stop with this fucking shill meme
No Jews here sir
Burgor.
James Burgor.
WE'VE GOT A BLACK LEFTIST JEW
Here are my papers
Jawohl!
If anyone else is wondering it's Hellshock.
Neine Jew
Hans get ze flamenwurfer
>Jewish
Here are mein singles Jew hunter, good day
would a jew have THESE digits!
No dubs here
No worry! I will stop him!
Heil Hitler!
Uh oh, fuck off nazi fag
Ich bin kein Jude Herr Offizier
Oy vey
ah jeeze goy, no subversion here. be a mench and let me through.
Swaos
Gutenberg
Kek
Haha nothing to see here officer
Nothing suspicious here...
not happening jew. The only trip you're going on is into the oven
Sieg!
Same for you
moar?
hai!
HEIL
The SS is doomed
Heil Hitler, Herr Obersturmman SS!
Sind hier wenigstens einige richtige Deutsche und nicht irgenwelche Amerikaner die einfach nur deutsche Wörter herumschmeissen wie sonst was?