The SS is conducting a shakedown of Yea Forums to detect hiding Jews...

The SS is conducting a shakedown of Yea Forums to detect hiding Jews. Recent scientific investigations have revealed that only and all Jews possess repeating digits. Show us your singles and you may return to your families and homes.

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Hale Hortler! Meine Papier, Herr Offizier!

no illegal digits here meine kleine

Heil Hitler

shalom

oy vey

oyy vey.

JUDE

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Shalom

ACHTUNG!

No dubs here, officah!

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RIP

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I hope everything is in order

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Good day officer hh

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deepwater jew here clinging my shekls

*static noises*

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*light switch noises*

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Grug no jew!

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P-Please, leave me alone!

don’t look at me

repeating and ending 33's...

shown

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Heil

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Nothing to see her sir, im just a good family man.

Heil der Führer, Herr Hitler

sog hoil

I’m innocent officer! I swear!

dont worry officer, im actually undercover for the same reason right now

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Lemme join your cause uwu

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nothing really to see here

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I have a family to get to, so make it quick.

hey OP, there's something on your face...
>It's your face, and i need to hit it, facist bigot

BURIED IN A SWAMP

JACKSON

HA HA SUNK LIKE A BRICK

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>SCP HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
I REPEAT
SCP HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

STOP RIGHT THERE

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>*teleports behind you

sholom friend, just your friendly neighborhood shopkeeper. *picks up a penny stuck to the ground with gum* I hope we can keep our cities clean of any filth. I have to go collect my usur- I mean pay my fair share in taxes. you goyi- guys have a good day.

I am Jewish, but I want to join the SS to kill other Jews.

lol go fuck yourself

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OY VEY NICE NAZI LOLI!!! NO JEWS HERE!!!

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yoooo

Heil Hitler

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we don't need your help jew

My papers? I have no papers. But allow me to present my non mutilated penis my non-Jewish friend

oh god oh fuck they've infiltrated the SS

lookin' a little sheeny there boys

I play the right arm of the forbidden one!

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You're a Jew too. Let's all kill Jews. And Muslims. And trannies.

Filthy fucking Jews

*corrosion sounds*

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It's ok guys I never roll dubs carry on

SCTREERRETTTTTTTTTTTTTT

JAWOHL, MEIN HERR!

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GET HIM!

>LANCE! GET THE FLAMETHROWER!

Nothing here, sir

Ok

these are objectively the worst running threads on Yea Forums. All you are doing is attracting the lowest, youngest, most unintelligent people browsing Yea Forums with edgy, grade school "lol nazis" humor and encouraging them to post. Delete your thread and kill yourself.

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i don't know, the shota and gfur threads are pretty degenerate

look at that moralfag, being attracted by this thread.

Physically remove them, goy

**JUDEN

Get threads > Trap, g/fur, dong rate, three-digit/state/general region, FB/INSTA/VSGO, cuck, porn, etc etc... threads.

How about you neck yourself, mongoloid?

No jews here, sir

Fuck, run Shlomo!

you sure m8

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May I go, Officer?

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N-no, I'm not h-hiding any Jews in my attic. * gulp *

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Erfassen sie die juden!!

please let me go home go- er i mean kommraden

No

I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED OH SHIT OH FUCK

Lying Jew!

I'm a jew

Time for gas

burn the jew

Certainly not I.

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I'm jewish and this is not funny.
On another note is there some good hentai of nazi girls?

Idk

hey hans, we got another one

Ha I'll never get dubs

My friend let me introduce you to the artist Poyle

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you sure you wanna test your luck goyim

check em

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sweet...

We're gonna need a bigger get for this one, boys...

i swear im with you

Y-yes sir, that was my friend.. No longer my friend I mean, please let me go. Heil Hitler and stuff...

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Yes

please take me back to my mistress offizier

>degenerates like you belong on a cross

GET ME A DIRECT LINE TO THE FUHRER WE HAVE A CODE BLACK, I REPEAT, CODE BLACK

german citizen walking through nothing to see here

Coming through

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4 off from the full auchwitz

>11
>jew spotted
GET ZE FLAMETHROVER HANZ!

Roll for degeneracy

Praise Satan, and heil Hitler!

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Are you autistic?

לעזאזל

JEW

Not me

here you go sir

this isn't a get thread you stupid fucking newfag.

If you had read the post I wouldn't have to tell you I'm not making a moral accusation. I don't give a fuck what you're into or what you believe, I just want you to not make shitty stale garbage fucking threads that do nothing but spawn equally trite shitty threads. It's just as bad as whatever form of pornography your dumb ass wants to vilify instead: content devoid of content.

Surely, is our technology superior? Or are we only farces, waiting to break down in solitude as to not disgrace others by our cowardice?
Or am I a subverting jew?

so what you're saying is, you've got sand in your vagina? I don't see you shitting up porn threads like this.

>what the fuck did i just read? *burns text*

J

E

W

that's how to check em

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>I don't see you shitting up porn threads like this.
they're smart enough not to reply
:^)

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Jew

I'll never be a jew

>Implying i have some thing better to do.
Oh, they do, i should know, hehe.

Nice dubs Seinfeld. Off to the truck.

Oof

Still not a jew

unbased

jew

Atleast i ain't a jew

Are you blind you faggot?

I am no joo

Still not a jew

cope

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Oi I am not jew I sweer on my second grandmother.

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Yikes

OH FUCC

seethe, juden

Ich bin kein Jude, Offizier

unbased

No u

You jew

me no jew

No Jews here

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I'm taking over this thread and there's nothing you goyim can do about it!

Seig heil

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kill jews

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Do you really think i'm a jew

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i smell a jew

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fuck

Nothing to see here goyim

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>Repeating digits
>Not a get thread
Hello, my name is user and I am completely braindead.

haha goyim are so stupid

Heil victory kammaraden

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Heil!

This is fantastic news! I suspect many people I know of covert Jewry. Please allow me to assist you in whatever way I can.

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I am not a Jew

1488 muh nigga

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aryan individual here

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Singles here.

Here are my papers, sir

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Hope there is no problem

No Jew in my blood, officer

H-Heil Hitler.

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g'day, sir

Zieg heil

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Everything is fine here, officer

*Me a niBBa watching these kikes get what they deserve*

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Uh...nothing to see here...all good.

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Jews

Nothing to see here. Just a non-Jew sir.

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Clean as a whistle.

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100% Aryan

Franklin that you?

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......

Get hosed, fash.

I have nothing to fear.

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I swear, I am not a jew

Get out of my house goy! I-I mean guy!

Hmm quite

Meine Papier, Offizier.

I ain’t no Jew

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Is OP from some anime?

Singles here officer.

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Nazi waifus

Good day officer.

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Gott mit uns

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I’m I being detained officer?

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Fellow officer here. I’m clean.

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I swear I’m not a Jew officer.

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Where are the fucking Jews, I will fuck their asses to a pulp!

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A Jew? No officer, not in this ethnically pure household

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B..but Im a nibba I cant be a kike, its statistically impossible!

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P-pahjeet here

I ain't no shlomo

>Spots a fucking Jew

By the Fuhrer

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Oh boy...

*looks at this infiltrating fuck*

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Be gone filth.
Heil Hitler!!

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I am genetically pure and white

I actually am Jewish so I find this pretty offensive.

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I am not jew

This is in L.A.?

Nothing here to see..

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dont worry we can fix you

rolling for the Reich

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pureblood

Dubs

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Oy vey! The goyim know!

Not pure enough it seems, begone filthy vermin! The rays of purity shall set you free from your flesh!

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Eins

I swear I aint no jew officer

>Yea Forums used to be liberal
stop with this fucking shill meme

No Jews here sir

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Burgor.
James Burgor.

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WE'VE GOT A BLACK LEFTIST JEW

Here are my papers

Jawohl!

If anyone else is wondering it's Hellshock.

Neine Jew

Hans get ze flamenwurfer

>Jewish

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Here are mein singles Jew hunter, good day

would a jew have THESE digits!

No dubs here

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No worry! I will stop him!

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Heil Hitler!

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Uh oh, fuck off nazi fag

Ich bin kein Jude Herr Offizier

Oy vey

ah jeeze goy, no subversion here. be a mench and let me through.

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Swaos

Gutenberg

Kek

Haha nothing to see here officer

Nothing suspicious here...

not happening jew. The only trip you're going on is into the oven

Sieg!

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Same for you

moar?

hai!

HEIL

The SS is doomed

Heil Hitler, Herr Obersturmman SS!

Sind hier wenigstens einige richtige Deutsche und nicht irgenwelche Amerikaner die einfach nur deutsche Wörter herumschmeissen wie sonst was?