Wait, did this really happen?

2 families to never cross...
The Clintons
The royal family

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Yes. Pizzagate was real

>USA today talking about Yea Forums
Fake?

Jesus.

IKR?
And then this dweeb comes along and is oblivious...

This is neat but I mean what does it ultimately mean?

he committed suicide and is kill. End of story. Guards were not watching cause he a scumbag and his lawyer at his direction got the prison to take him off suicide watch so he could become kill. Thats all. A bunch of trumptards believe everything he says and retarded theories so the believe the clintons got him killed. But really he was facing the rest of his life in prison where he would likely be raped and killed so he ended it.

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Check out the big circled part.
"the trip van did NOT sign in...."
Something more was going on.
Trump's wranglers assured Epstein had teh opportunity to kill himself.
Trump's major source of power comes from years of gathering dirt on politicians through his close ties with The Enquirer and with scum like Epstein and the Clintons (yes - they were friends).
Epstein's loli ranches were great sources for highly effective blackmail.
If Epstein fell apart and told-all, Trump's power base would be spent. Epstein had to be killed to protect it.
In other news, the warden of the jail has been transferred. This is so she is out of reach to answer questions about how he could have been left alone for hours, why the cell mate was released, and why he was taken off suicide watch. I suspect the former warden's life is also in danger.

The conspiracy is that he is not dead and he was replaced with a body double that had been planned for almost 2 decades, he is probably in fucking canada living in a retirement cabin like all the others.

>Calls other people with theories retards
>immediately presents own theory

Whew, user...

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Anybody remember Barr saying he was all furious? Crickets since.

like Thanos
its actually what happened so that doesnt constitute a theory

*citation needed

You didn't read

Yea Forums and /pol/ are the magic 8 ball of real life

That's because Bar had an out with the abortion bill People don't want to touch on anything because at some points its sensitive information it can't be broadcast to the media. You can bring up conflict interests and the news bias becomes so obvious their marketing brands or essentially the FCC wont let them report it.

And it is still going but they move their activity on the other side of the streets we ctually don't call it pizzagate anymore we say trattoriadiGeorgioGate

reality. I mean think about it in terms of conspiracy lines wise. The CIA has one of the worst records in successful campaigns vs. fails. I think its something close to a 97% fail rate. But yet some wealthy elite idiots could pull it off where an entire intelligence organization couldnt even knock off Fidel or simple things?

I read and its very convincing. But it could of been photoshopped or the guy was following a reporter on twitter and got the news before it was publicized.

I guess for me I need to see an indictment or something before I believe the internet theories.

No citation? THEORY

Id also like to point out I have been drinking so my writing skills are a little off... apologies for the errors in grammar and spelling. My Grammarly extension is sucking hard tonight.

He did both. Prince Andrew and Clinton both frequent quests to the island.

AHH I was listening to a news broadcast where they interviewed lawyers that specialize in prisoners rights and the broke down what happens in those situations. Lawyers will act on their clients behalf when its a no win situation and getting a prison to take some off suicide watch happens alot.

But right now suicide is the official story. Yes the FBI is investigating but they have too whenever a complaint is made it doesnt lay creedance to alternate consipiracies.

And the camera just happened to go out in his cell right when it happened? Ok buddy

Most people aren't swept up in the conpiracies and accept he an hero'd. As for the public outcry, it's not 'for' him, no one cares he's dead, but the Twitter mob and FB-tards want something to bitch about, in this instance it's about incompetent prison guards

Don't worry, we'll all forget about this and move on when the next shooting happens probably within a week or two

>The CIA has one of the worst records in successful campaigns vs. fails. I think its something close to a 97% fail rate
Do you really think you'd know about the successful campaigns? Fucking retard

Epstein's cellmate was moved out hours before the "suicide".

That too. And he was taken off suicide watch despite being one of the most high profile prisoners there in history.

that is dubious ill give you that, But it could of also been something he happened to notice and took advantage of situation. Or the guards turned it off and let him know because he is a piece of shit and they would of definitely encouraged him to kill himself. I mean who knows. plus if you have already made the jump to believing powerful elite ppl organized his death prior to trial then why cant this theory be just as valid?

What Fidel was literally passed off the day he died it was the end of Cuban leadership. They moved on from Cuba and almost immediately had Honduras President assassinated. It is completely related and saying that the President of Honduras didn't have Connections with Castro is Primo Fodder for Sheeple. Sleep tight they'll say.

we know about their failures which are plenty. So there success are so ineffective know one notices? Okay you got me there.... retard

>dubious
Come on user don't be naive or are you a shill? Besides the guards said they were all "sleeping" for 3 hours so how could they turn off the camera?

It was powerful people who killed him. Could be anyone of them.

cant argue with that. btw this is the user you were replying too.

This implies that there wasn't a shitload of people that wanted him dead after he got pinched, not just Trump.

Why do people even care about this fucking jew?

its true. It could be trump too. He was an associate of his. But some how a lot of anons on chan ignore that and go for the clintons. I mean there are photos of him and the royal family... but some how its got to be hilary

Any success they'd pull off would be ridiculous and huge enough that morons like you wouldn't even be able to acknowledge, like how birth control for women is now made from chemicals that affect brain development in men and are immune to standard water purification leading to the current generation of manchildren, like you

Your in the wrong place fuck face. No one wants to hear your right wing propaganda conspiracy theory bullshit here.

the epstein papers exonerate trump and make it pretty clear that whoever is manipulating the media is trying to directly pin it on trump despite his innocence

Is that what hannity is trying to spin? Or the orange guy?

exploding cigar, castro.

Okay buddy. So complex I could never understand.

Have you found that ice wall surrounding our flat earth yet?

Shilary doesnt have a dog in the fight here other than her husband. Its probably everyone engaging in some sick pedo ring. So it can never be pinned on a few ppl. I am sure all of them engage in this type of behaviour and because they are the elite and we are lower life forms they feel justified.

t. retard who has fallen for a literal successful plot of the CIA to make rubes discredit all successful CIA plots by lumping them in with obvious bullshit like flat earth by calling them "conspiracy theorists"
I'm not personally convinced that the Clintons are the ones who did the hit since he had dirt on so many people, I feel like the actual culprit would be the type of person who would never get media attention at all if it wasn't for whistleblowers.

It doesn't just have to be Trump or Clinton either. Prince andrew, governor richardson, Google execs, tons of rich asshole all had motive to off his ass.

Checked and /thread

btw both those posts are me.

I technically agree with you, but I need more proof. I dont highly doubt my post hence why I mention the photos with the royal family

Yes, it did I saw the original thread.

How bored are people that they have to make conspiracy out of some pedo necking himself?

That is whay /pol/ claims. I didn't start trolling that board until this fucker was dead for a day or so.

Who the fuck thought it was from the FDNY?

cry a little louder, leftard

He had it coming imho.

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Not a conspiracy theory anymore. Too many things went wrong. Camera failure only lasted 10 mins during the death. Guards didn't bother to check in. Roommate moved hours before death. Suicide watch lifted for no apparent reason. Given the irregularities the most likely scenario becomes someone powerful he was going to eat out had him killed.

True but you want him to give up everyone else first.

Lmao

Does anyone remember from back in the day when Prince Andrew was nicknamed "Randy Andy?"

Bill Clinton did it

Agreed. However there are considerations: Trump is the one with the most sway. Also, the prison guard union is not cooperating with the investigation. In general, law enforcement sides with Trump and would do for him. And that warden is still squirreled away somewhere.

He's no longer powerful.

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Clinton and Trump both had plenty of reason to take him out. I bet they went halfsies on the hitman.

Trump couldn't pass highschool without daddy money greasing the way. I doubt he can order a pizza by himself let alone a hitman

That's a pretty gay thinking cap you've got on, user.

We're not gonna let it go this easily, Clinton.

Trying this hard to pin it on someone who has no resources, just to cover for his own Fearful Leader.

No, but he sure employed and employs a whole bunch of people who could do it for him. Roger Stone is only the first one that comes to mind.

Both parties are accusing the other side of being involved, and both parties are probably right on this one. They're both wholly-owned subsidiaries of soulless capitalists doing soulless capitalist shit.

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FFS this is how $$$they$$$ get you, Anons. They're both guilty as fuck. Making this Republicans vs. Democrats just means half the guilty will get away with it. It's really the workers versus the rich, and while we're still figuring out a war's on the rich have almost won.

I truly adore how impossibly corrupted this world is. What is there to hope for? Just dance upon these ruins

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>Making this Republicans vs. Democrats
No - it's Clintons vs. Trump. I don't believe for a second that either party supported this guy or cared whether he lived. This was personal. This can ruin powerful people's lives. Clinton is no longer powerful. Trump is.

Kek! Cat doesn't want any part of that. He's no dummy.

The bourgeoisie don't act alone, they work in concert. Clinton may not individually have power, but the bourgeoisie as a class will always have power, and will always defend their own against the proles. Trump and the Clintons are old friends with each other as well as Epstein. Epstein's murder was the bourgeoisie covering up their own crimes, of which Bill and Donald are both equally guilty.

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Nah he is alive, he threatened to expose rothchilds which endorse the clintons. They want all his shit so they can add it to their assets so that their Rothchild boss can give them more of their fake currency. He is what they call a political prisoner except now he is also a hostage.

>Trump's
Ok retard. I hate that faggot but to say this was Trump's big plan is autistic and you should kill yourself

I didn't say it was Trump's plan. I said it was his handlers'.
(Apostrophes are in the correct places.)
And the plan was to leave Epstein to do the deed himself.

everything is an illusion

>trumptards
and liberals
and communists
and anarchists
and normies
and fascists
and cuckservatives

Literal everyone but the most brain dead liberals agree that something is wrong.

amen. user you replied too

second this

Every one of your dozen or so posts in this thread has been absolute dog shit. I can't wait until you go back to school so we can be rid of you again.

On that note, I hope this draws heat onto the new faggot masters of Yea Forums and they shut this shit show freak circus down like The Ocho Chan.

kek

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>Popular with far right trolls.

Fuck off with this trolling shit.

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Gee, with a quality retort like that, how could I possibly not take you seriously?

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with enough shitposters making absurd shitpostings, one is bound to be true eventually

What is this I don't even...

Looks like the media is targeting us again.

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we need to prank anyone who mentions us

obvious fake, come on guys

if im following correctly then maybe this is why he "committed suicide"
>sexual deviants were about to be exposed
foxnews.com/us/jeffrey-epstein-bill-clinton-painting-monica-lewinsky-blue-dress
foxnews.com/media/jeffrey-epstein-suicide-homicide-suspicious
bill's voice: aw shit theyre onto us

yea, I sure how many time did you predict a death 30 minutes before it went public

You didn't read the followup.
In both Buzzfeed and USA Today.

open ur 3rd eye retard, he isn't dead he's in protection

It is the Clinton's doing, they wanted more GPC and thought they could make more payout if they sold out one of their so called Trustee's.

He was making trouble for THEM and it was a WIN WIN. They are all part of the same club where they earn fake money that is given out by the Illumanati.

Of course they were paid to hand Epstein over, the Illumanati wanted to know EVERYTHING he did before they kill him. Nothing matters since he is ALREADY OFF AS DEAD. They will know everything that went on and they won't ever have their dirty fingerprints found.

The Island will be handed away as part of their Reward cake. As all of it gets pieced away they get further and further away from the spotlight.