What should i drink?

you have a lot of girly shit up there, the vodka

Tequila Rose and lemon juice for you, faggot.

bump for this

Truth.

The only reason i have the girly shit up there is because my girlfriend was drinking for the first time so i got her the sweet girly stuff. but that fuck like just vodka and cola so it was just wasted money

cum

bleach

Drik Små sure

You bought all of that gay shit for "her" first time?
C'mon.
You're not fooling anyone here, princess.

a cup of battery acid

Dubs say bleach nigga

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Tequila rose with bailey's and fishshot

Wanted her to have variety and i also wanted to try the weak sweet stuff since i almost only drink vodka

Tequila Rose and your bfs cum.

Reroll this

Then you take "her" shopping for it. You don't buy a table full of gay bar bottles.

only whats on the table. geez. i also have a little whisky left

she isnt allowed to shop for it. only to drink it

the liquid crystal from your monitors

I used to hate vodka. I was a captain and dr. Pepper guy. Then one day I couldn't stomach dark booze anymore. Don't know if I tore open a stomach ulcer or what but now a days its vodka and crystal light [insert flavor here]

if you do have ulcers omeprazole works wonders

im more of a vodka and whatever i have kind of guy

how strong? like 40%

5cc of everything. Put in a centrifuge until it forms nice layers then chug it for science.

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You need a nice rum

Bleach.

wat? it's a acid reducer that coats your stomach that allows ulcers to heal

omg u reminded me i have more in another room

Never seen fisk in a drink thread, keep that shit for when u have a cold and chug the other garbage

How would one know if has ulcers? That an x-ray diagnosis or a walk-in visit diagnosis?

Chug the bottle of Bailey's

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The entire Disaronno bottle

A glass of water. It is hot out you need to stay hydrated.

A nice big glass of water :)

Tapwater then say a nice prayer and go to bed at a reasonable hour

Bleach

no i love it

All of them mixed into equal parts (at least a shot each) then chug

urine

you probably could do something like that, for me i just looked up the symptoms for ulcers and it seemed like a fit. Also, omeprazole is just a good acid reducer in general. The only problem is that is ramps up stomach mucus so you might feel a bit bloated/full.

Drink vodka spiked w/ laxative

Nothing, pour one out for 2p

Gj

I have these too as I remembered

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reroll

checked, but damnit op

Mix it all into a glass. Chug.

I played myself

my vote was vodka

i dont have those on the table geez

A martini

milk

cant trust that man

fuuck its been a while since i've had a martini, i know what i'm drinking tonight.

Hay i'll just get dubs again and say vodka

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okay cant someone get dubs and actually say something to drink

OP in all seriousness, equal parts disaronno and bourbon if you found that whiskey. Warm or cold its fuckin good

this

last try

moar

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Aww yeah dubs of my birth year and heil hitler

Ill chug this then are you happy?

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okay i didnt even have time to post the other one

yes, yes i am

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wheres the bleach

in his butthole curing his autism

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nowhere man

step up your game anons. op here got them trips

i dont like this. i hate drinking straight vodka

needs moar choco and moar desu

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Combos i gottem

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because i didnt interupt. i let you have it

tequila rose

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i bought this today,did i waste my money or is it better then tanqueray?

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fuckin hate when the pictures i download are to damn small

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U tryhard

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Femanon?
That's a lot of schnapps to choose from

we've already gone over this

he said "his girlfriend" for her first time, i bet he just wanted to try all of it to not seem like a fag and even told the clerk "i-i-it's for my g-g-girlfriend"

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oh yeah,your "girlfriend" is obviously the one drinking it.how about your next drink is some water to clean the sand out of your vagina instead of drinking this girly bullshit

no i did get them for her but as i said i also wanted to try them since ive pretty much only had strong stuff

Ah. I tl;dr the thread
Get the app bartender, you get to punch in what you have, and it tells you what kind of magic you can make

That way you get to put all those mixers to good use

...

You've got Baileys. If you've got lime, do a cement mixer.

next time you get sissy stuff get the materials to make a blue valium, that shit is delicious

It doesn't coat your stomach. Omperazole is Prilosec. It turns off the acid production.

the minttu choco is really good guys

Get this pony shit off Yea Forums faggot. Enjoy getting b&

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Just another one to report.

lolk

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No Gin?

>irrelevant thread is irrelevant

whaaa?

i posted another image in the thread with gin and rum and whisky i remembered i had in another room

Get fucked

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Then the answer is Gin.

It is always Gin.

>I'm British

i bought some sipsmith today but im not sure if i wasted my money and should of gotten tanqueray or not

no! read the label !

not for drinking !

Whatever your dad won't notice.... Fucking Christ just drink. Why ask people on /b... what are you you? Twelve?

it isnt gin if you dont get dubs ;)

oh, "desu" ...cool

Dont be such a party pooper

fishshot

mix everything and drink it all

i'm already very white
.

but seriously though,has anyone ever had sipsmith gin? is it any better or worse then tanqueray because ive never had it

you bought it, try it out you retard. If you don't like it guzzle it down and don't buy it again. It's not that hard...

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no its gin and its disgusting cause gin is disgusting

fuck you retard,you should guzzle some of your dad's cum

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wow acting like a gay fucker man

But you got dubs so thanks for rolling for me :D

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Never had it, I'm always on Bombay Sapphire

both you and i know it doesnt count

I just shit myself at the thought

is it bad?

Rats

It's wet but snake-like

eh?

EH?!?

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dont bully

I didn't know that was a violation

That's fucking awesome

it's only if you're really obnoxious about it, besides the reporter is a fag

yes

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gay

Yeah, when the fandom started out it was such cancer that it'd just start taking over everything so they made a containment board just for them and made it banable to post it anywhere else.
Fuck off broney, no one likes you and your family is ashamed.

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You shall drink water, for it is healthy.

get them dubs then yo

I shall roll for water.

I shall retry.

2cl of everything in the picture with no ice at room temperature

Roll

Rrrr

i see the rolling has begun again. im still at it so get those dubs

I wanna see this

Desperate roll

geez get them the minttu i poured is gone since long

Yep. You're a confirmed fucktard.

This

This.

no its swedish law. she is allowed to consume it but not go and buy bottles of the stuff

Rr

That Tequila but mix it with milk

i believe in you

I want you to get wasted as much as you do believe me

i had it like that with my girlfriend. its quite good

then do it man

>you cant get dubs in this thread
>the only way to get them is by not rolling
Just here to prove a point

2 more tries or im giving up

>No Jack Daniels
Fuckin worthless

1 more

you failed the point man. but i understand totally.
i would have been drunk by now

fishshot is way better than jack

op got the dubs again. fuck

And you did prove it thx

Ok last one

Fuck

and do i get the alcohol? no i do not so i dont feel any sense of accomplishment.

god damn i believed in you

fucking shit op got it again. does this count even though im op?

It means u got a pass for drinking anything you like because no one else can get dubs anyways

Just mix yourself a nice Martini

true. ill chug some good ass fishshot

this is now a op is the only one that gets dubs thread.

Not him but 10 is the charm right?

omg

fuck

WHY

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What kind of bullshit is this

dont fucking ask me man. i just want to drink.

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Drink your piss faggot

Drink some bleach

look at the first reply and the reply to that.

Try an irish carbomb with that Baileys

Drink some choccy milk

Chugg a bottle of choice with videoproof

WHY?

or you could throw the baileys out and buy some jameson and drink like a real man

op here. steal my thunder and get some dubs. god fucking damn

Reroll because it was that close to trips

FUCK ME I HATE FUCKING EVERYTHING

Just stop posting at this point op

Roll for tapwater

Oh!
So, you're one of those gays.

I want to interact but yeah i just get them all

This.

Bailey’s (enema)

Oh! So he's underage?

Jameson is dainty faggot juice

well hipster retard,what do you drink? those overpriced shitty bourbons that are made in colorado.LOL

Learn to do it without a fucking image board you child.

no SHES legal. the only thing she cant do in sweden is buy bottles of alcohol. she can legally drink it out in bars and shit

...

R

this is quite fun so no fuck u

Sucking on a dick doesn't make it yours.

I know what I said.

u can do it!

Ffs reroll

okay, she isnt underage.

Dubs

you arent the first one to fail miserably. someone call moot and get him to fix this.

3cl per bottle and lukewarm

Hemlock shake

oh lifehack guys. pretend to be me OP and maybe youll get dubs.

Im not giving up yet

Im op and i roll for this to happen

btw everyone of the bottles is room temp.

Im not op and i dont want this to happen

not convincing enough

I am op and i dont want this to happen

Im not op and i want this to happen

its probably not going to happen
OP here btw

WOOOOOOOOOAHHHHH

Double dubs fcking finally

Sike

Ull drink this fishshot up and fill it with everything.

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It does not look good so far

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post videoproof
>bonus if you can finish it under 5 seconds

Does it smell as nasty as it looks?

NO fucking way i can finish this in 5 sec

It smells very sweet with a hint of liqorice

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i havent tried it yet but its so fucking chunky

This looks disgusting i doubt you can drink more than one sip of that

That Baileys is only making it worse

i just sipped it and holy fucking shit its disgusting. but ill finish it. i fucking will

what is that shit floating on the top of it? looks disgusting

dude i had like three different things that had the same consistency like baileys. they are all in very solid parts in it

its baileys, amarula and i think a third one but i dont remember which one

Post proof

WHY IS THERE SO BIG CHUNKS AND WHY ARE THEY SO STRONG I CAN FEEL THE VODKA, WHISKY AND THE LIKE ALL IN THE CHUNKS

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its so hard to drink

i want to puke just looking at that

its good you should try it
op here not at all trying to cause another man harm

The acid and stuff denatures the proteins in those cream based liquors and forms chunks instead

im not trying that shit,besides.baileys is for 16 year old girls.i bet you stole all that alcohol from your dad's liquior cabinet

no i did not. besides my dad isnt a 16 yo girl

make yourself a gimlet

This looks like puke already

>i like to gatekeep alcohol

Cheers guys. Ill take a big swig of this now and die

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From a shoe...

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OMG I HATE THE CHUNKS ITS JUST A BIG CHUNK BALL OF STRONG FUCKING ALCOHOL

Try keeping it in or ill have to roll for you to drink it again

THERE IS LIKE 30% LIQUID AND 70% FUCKING ALCOHOL SLIME

a guy wearing lipstick sounds like the type id picture that would drink sugary bullshit like baileys

>drain cleaner
>bleach & ammonia combo
>nigger cum
>homeless diarrhea
>gay aids blood
>gasoline right from the pump
>dead body decomposition fluids
>grape drank
>mercury
>nuclear reactor water
>flint Michigan water
>liquid fentanyl

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Oh i got dubs again

again

Roooooool

>E A T

the only problem is the consistency. its manageble in any other way.

I AM AND ITS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING

Crown Royal Dindu Nuffin 60%

Oh guys rate my setup. look at first pic
also im not at all drunk enough

Post specs

ASUS ROG STRIX Z390-E GAMING
ASUS GeForce RTX 2070 8GB ROG STRIX GAMING OC
Corsair 16GB (2x8GB) DDR4 2666Mhz CL16 Vengeance
Corsair Hydro H100i PRO RGB
Intel Core i9 9900K 3.6 GHz 16MB
and then some hard drives from my old computer which were the only thing actually good on that piece of crap

why dont you ask Curly Jefferson!

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this isnt welcome in my thread. pretend to be op and get dubs or get out.

No fan of the 9900k tbh how are your temps on load? Why no 3200mhz ram? I know it isnt that important with intel cpus but still 2666 to 3200 is like 10 bucks

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i havent checked the temps over load yet so i dont know and with the ram. its way over okay for what i want to do. if it isnt i can just upgrade and use all 4 slots

do you even know how to get dubs

and the i9, a friend of mine pointed out about an i5 or an i7 with the same clock speed but the i9 is way better on threads and nodes.

i still have 5096785 liters of goo alcohol left

is the man who caused this even here

Still here and watching

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ive had half the glass and the hardest part is swallowing. the liquid is easy but the goo just doesnt want to go down. i hate you

Do it op, consume the cursed substance

no its cursed.

of course i will i am as we speak but its not fast. cause you know. ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING

Put IT in the mixer OP. Maybe its less chunky. Also good Job faggot

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Water

Mixer is for gay men, i am a straight man.

I fcking earned it by all those tries until i got dubs

>slushi for adults

just like the desu dude earned it? atleast his was tasty and nice.

op here id rather have a slushi for kids with a beer on the side

op here i just puked in my mouth but its fine i saved it. i am a nordic viking god. fuck thor. i am the god of the nords

Now finish it

Does it taste as good as it looks? Yum

it tastes way worse than it looks.

Swamp soda that shit
Put a little bit of each in a cup and drink it

when you get more dubs and tell me what to drink pussy