How tf do I kill myself?
I'm fucking retarded and don't wish to live anymore. What's my best chance of going out?
- Throw myself in front of a truck
- Throw myself in front of a train
- Hang myself
- Slit my wrists open
Don't bother with the "life is important" bs. I've made my mind up. Thanks Yea Forums
just hang yourself my dude, yh it will hurt for 60 seconds but youve only got to do it once
There's this really cool gif where a guy super glues his hands to his head and then cuts his head off, so that when people find him it looks like he ripped it off, why don't you try that and Livestream it?
If you feel like this now, the chances are that you have felt this way before. If so, you would know that feeling suicidal comes and goes. Do something to make yourself happy, or just make you forget. Before you know it, you'll be fine again... until the next time.
pro tip don't do it, it will only cause more pain and suffer to others if you do it, trust me i know a family whose son killed himself which made the parents extremely depressed
sorry for how retarded I am, but how do I successfully hang myself? I've heard you need a special kind of knot for that
whatever you do, dont be a retard and jump in front a train or drive yourself towards a truck
kill your self and not traumatize some innocent for life, you can at least do that
hey op please tell us the story of why your life is so bad
So I was once dating the daughter of a family friend, and like most couples, we were fucking. I finished inside the condom. An hour later she tells me that because I was technically inside her while I finished, she was a rape victim.
I know I am not in the wrong and was the real victim of emotional abuse, but I'd rather not be alive than have my parents hear someone else call me a rapist. Thank you for your support tho, but I'm in a dark place
Its a long fucking story so I'll try and do a tl;dr here.
>> having sex with my gf of 6 months
>>finish inside a condom
>> an hour later she tells me that because I was technically inside her while I finished, I raped her because she never said I could finish "inside"her
>> freak out
>> tell her that I never meant to hurt her and thought she was cool with me finishing in the condom
>> She doesn't fucking listen
>> 4 months of emotional abuse.jpg
>> multiple suicide threats
>> multiple threats of calling the cops on me
>> push me into a depression
>> I start passing out, throwing up, having breakdowns, the whole 9 yards
>> Eventually break up with her after I talk to my friends and am convinced I did absolutely nothing wrong and work on fixing my life
>> She is the daughter of a family friend. Our parents didn't know we were dating
>> She tells my dad yesterday that we were dating
>> now my dad will ask me everything about that relationship and I don't know how to tell him that some chic accused me of rape and emotionally abused the crap out of me
>> Shit is almost guaranteed to go down if I tell him and I don't want to put my parents through that experience
>> I'd also rather they hear from me rather than her
I don't fucking know why I had to land myself in this mess