Do you lick girls' ass?

Yesssss

lol your wife is an insecure cunt

Only if they're under 16, have sexy feet and want their own show on my international teen-oriented network

Was about to post it in some other thread.
Im literally the happiest man alive right now. My milf coworker convinced me to go for a jog with her and her ass looked so fucking tasty. I basically ran beside her the whole time and she noticed. she asked me if I like her ass that much and allowed me to touch it. I went even further and just jammed my fucking face in there. I loved the smell of her sweaty ass and and ate her out in the middle of the woods. Happened basically like two hours ago and I still have her smell on my face hnnnng

omg those!

All the time, and she licks mine right back.
Feels good man

Yes. Some don't like it but I really couldn't care. It's a borderline obsession of mine
Pussy ass bitch, if you can't eat dirty ass don't even say you do. Also gay
Just do it man, what's she gonna do, divorce you? Give her a fat kiss with tongue after

did it stop after you licked it?
no fucky fucky?

yeah there's no way this actually happened

only the speciel of very special grils gets their asses eaten, and only if theres anal penetration right after

I eat this ass almost daily

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How old are you user

Sadly no but that was enough for me to cum buckets. Kinda retarded if you look at it like that but I didnt think straight in that moment. Just ate her out and jerked off while doing it.
There is a way user. I noticed she liked to hang out around me quite some time ago. Always asking me where im going to eat at lunch break and shit like that. Also was already clubbing with her. I guess it was just a matter of time.

Sure you did user

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please tell me you are the colleague of the 18yo sexy coworker from the creep threads.
if not have a pic of her ass?

No, that's where the poop goes out

Always. whenever I go down on my girl I like to give long licks from bottom to top. Sometimes I'll get her on all fours though and eat her ass like that, gets me diamonds. Especially awesome if she's just come back from gym/if it's been a long day.

She still doesn't let me fully indulge - I'd love to spread her cheeks as wide as they can and tongue inside her butthole. But I guess a man can dream...

Yes. My wife's. She enjoys it. I enjoy eating her ass too.

Nope to the asshole, yes to the twat hole and clitorus.

Oh man, you lick the vagina And the clitoris? Wow. Never heard of anyone doing that. Loser

love it.

Remember first time i did it, asked a fuckbuddy to sit on my face i just slipped my tounge in her asshole after licking her pussy a little bit, she gasped and said "oh, you dirty boy.." still fap to the memory like crazy

that's such a huge ringpiece.

too fucking right. i love my girl after a gym session or a long day. bonus points if there are tp balls on it.

I eat girls shit never mind lick their assholes

Fuck yes, better than eating pussy. I don't really get anything out of them eating my ass but I've done a few anal 69's and I still fap to the memory.

seriously? tell me more...

How did you convince your gf to let you do this?

Mine is too self conscious and only lets me near her asshole right after a shower. It’s very frustrating.

Maybe 1/10 times we 69 I can smell her dirty ass and I always bust in seconds. I’d never tell her because she’s be horrified

Nah im not the one you are thinking about. Also here is just a shitty screenshot from a video I made with her ass in it. I had some creepshots of her but on my old phone so this is the only one I have right now. Still you can see she has a very nice ass. It was so fucking soft on my face. I cant think about anything else right now.

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ahhh you're so right, that smell when you 69 is incredible. Sometimes I'll have her sit on my face while she finishes me off with her hands. my nose is straight on her butthole.

I guess you just need to make her feel really comfortable, make sure she knows you mean it when you say it's a turn-on for it to not be straight out of the shower, and work up to it. It's amazing though.

It's pretty cool, you should try it.

if she says no, shes not the one.

>Do you lick girls' ass?
but she poops from there

Hell yeah!

im a fucking virgin so i havent but as soon as some retard lets me fuck em ima be all up in her asshole

holy shit hot ass! can totally agree with your choice.
how old is she?
plan to do it again?

Fuck that really is the most amazing.

A few times she has sat back with my nose right on her asshole and I cum so fast. I’m inhaling like a beast and trying to make the sniffing noises too loud lol

She already lets me jerk to her stinky armpits sometimes but she’s so self conscious about her ass smelling bad. I don’t want her to see me as a freak when I push hard for it

Yes but only when it´s really clean.

Trying not to make the sniffing noises too loud*

I mean I would but I don't know where to look. Where is the clitoris?

In the butthole.
It's like this weird shaped gland, kinda looks like speedy Gonzales, but without the sombrero.

Bitch. I don't get people like you, shit comes from there you can't expect it to not taste like shit. You sound like a prissy little girl, "Yeah I drink coffee but only with 10 cream 10 sugar" don't even say you do bro cause you really don't

Yeah, as often as i can. Which is alot. I think my gf still thinks it's a bit embarrasing, but she's starting to get really into it.

there you go bro!

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Yes, just like mister clown here.

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oh mate, when that day comes you will be in heaven, I wish I could smell asshole for the first time again.

It's such a primal instinct that sounds so weird, but there is nothing sexier than the smell of a woman's ass. I wish you the best of luck, mate!

Boring. Live a little, dirtier is better.

i've never tried it
can someone explain to me how it's a turn on to smell stinky ass?

do you also get turned on from smelling farts?

Shes 43, im 28
And fuck yeah I NEED to do it again. I guess if she doesnt come to me on monday and explain to me that it was a mistake or some shit its game on my dude. I have a good feeling tho. She was always friendly with me and was smiling after I ate her out. She also wasnt afraid of her ass being all sweaty and stuff so it kinda tells me that she really wanted it to happen. You know some girls may say nah my butt is dirty im ashamed and shit like that.

such a weird thing to be embarrassed about, why do you think it's that way?nothing sexier than getting my tongue inside a butthole.

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Amiright?

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You need to give it a try. There is an amazing musky scent to a woman's butthole that makes it intoxicating. literal pheromones, nothing smells nicer than a butthole after a session at the gym/long day. Farts are totally different dude.

I dunno, go ask a queer.

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Of course!

ass musk from a whole day... her pussy gonna be smelly too. i think i'll just puke. i'm not at that at that level of kinky (yet)

possibly she only wants some fresh meat bro.
is she single?
also let's see more of her! preferrably in her jogging dress

fag

fair enough dude, I don't think it's smelly, it's more...fragrant? I've never gone down on an unclean pussy imo

absolutely.

there sometimes so intimate, forbidden and naughty about it. besides there are loads of nerves in that area, so it feels very good to receive.

Yeah she is single. She kinda dumped her ex like a year ago. Also I dont have her pics on this phone sry. Theres her WhatsApp profile pic tho

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how to convince my gf to try it?
i've got no experience myself but I'm a little interested, is there a way to subtly/slowly try it?

she will immediately say no if i ask directly. she's kind of like a clean freak and hates anything 'gross'

:(

Oh clit is made for kissing.

if you just randomly ask, she'll probably be embarassed and say no. next time you fooling around and she's all horny, eat her out and then kiss all over her, including her ass and start slowly kissing and lightly licking her asshole. trust me, she will be suprised but it will feel so good she'll let you continue

Nah I only lick boy ass

send her a message and ask if she liked the feeling and if she wants your dick.
also post convo

This.

sorry to hear that dude. it's all about communicating why it's so sexy/important to you, being open and warming up slowly. Good luck though, it's incredible.

Don't know man. Just a lot of taboo around the whole(no pun intended) thing.
When it's all clean it's great. A lot of nerveendings there, and combined with pussyplay she gets mindblowing orgasms.

Verified. Be a bit assertive about it.

Bleach enema first

yeah, and don't immediately go for spreading her asshole and tonguing her hole. Start slow, maybe when she's on her back and you're eating her out start giving little but long licks from bottom to top. get lower each time. Or have her on her front, kiss her all over her thighs and inner cheeks before you swirl around the outskirts and then inner butthole.

You lost me at the milf part. It was an older man wasn't it?? It's ok. We all eat asses of all types here on Yea Forums.

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thanks anons, i'll try it next time if i get the courage

That browneye is huge

hahaha i thought that. it's staring back at me

Shit man you got me redhanded

I did this once when I was wasted and it was pretty awesome. Gotta be after shower and with someone who bathes properly.

I ate my uncles asshole out on the 4th of July BBQ. He looks a lot like Ron Jeremy.

I wanna do it so bad.

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fucking boy scout pussy ass nigga

sweet home alabama?

My wife was the same for years but now she lets me. Nothing sexier then when I go deep in her ass and she moans.

Damn show us some more of that

lol, then by your own retarded logic getting a bj from a girl is also gay. so is a handjob, fucking, kissing, hugging... gtfo you lowlife.

Only those that are fresh, clean, and deserving of a good ass eating.

I eat my big sisters ass bc she usually doesn’t like me touching her puss too much, and we’re from Tennessee thank you very much

I lick her ass and I make them lick mine while I jack off

pics or it didn't happen

how did this thing between u and ur sister start? it sounds like bait but i'll bite

Also do what this guy said:

we’ve been going to the bathroom together since we were kids and were both autistically codependent

closest thing I could find rn

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I did, I loved it, I want to do it again.

I'll even lick YOUR shitty ass.

medically autistic or just socially autistic?

Why is she your wife?

New York actually. First time was by accident really but now we have a regular thing. I just called him a few minutes ago and he's coming over tomorrow for more.

she looks fat. are you also fat, user?

nope, after a long day or a gym session. bonus points if tp balls

I try to but she doesn't really like it, but she'll eat mine for an hour

Oh papi, that make me go hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

idk socially I guess? I mean we don’t have no official diagnosis or nothing thats what you mean

she had 2 black kids allready and i have the money

shoving your face in someone's bare ass, let alone your own uncle's ass isn't just an "accident"

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exactly. sweaty ass is the best!

do you watch scat porn or directly eat shit?
you don't have to eat toilet paper like this...

This. Sniffin' my girls pooper makes me go nuts. I pounce on that ass after a good whiff when it's squeaky clean. Nothing but pheromones

nice milf indeed!
how did you 2 end up today after you ate her? continued jogging and then separate ways?
I would have expected her to be super horny and want your D

Yes, I'm not gay

yeah that stuff doesn't turn me on, or at least i've not really considered it. tp is awesome tho

how do u feel about it? don't you maybe want to tongue punch ass that's not from ur family?

Ive tongue a fair number of fart boxes in my day. Pretty much all women love it imo.

I'm honestly not that into it. You guys say it has to do with pheromones but not it's mainly just shit smell it seems. Then again that might have been just the girls I tried it with. My girlfriend absolutely loves licking my ass. I love licking and kissing and smelling her feet especially after she's been walking around all day so I know pheromones. What do you guys call the spot between the ass and the balls? We have just been calling it the perineum but it feels a little weird how formal that sounds. But Gooch doesn't sound at all better really

perineum is the technical term, I"ve also heard taint ('taint your ass and taint your balls')

I don’t mind it except she doesn’t clean up very good and usually we are in the bathroom when we do this so yeah it tastes pretty bitter. but it’s nice to play and kiss with someone so I like it I guess. I never been with anyone else like that so idk

hmmh ask her if she sends you a pic of her ass

So... you like eating shit??

you're the one dining in that ass. tell her to clean up properly, don't be a submissive loser eating bitter ass juices.
i hope you can come out your shell and find other girls (not in your family) to be intinate with if you're not a real life degenerate in other aspects of your life

Lmao genuinely curious but no one can give a good answer. Bunch of closet faggots

>4channer
>coworker
>jog
Pick one

it’s hard when you’re trans to find girls who aren’t disgusted by you, trannies are like the most hated of all creatures. my sis is the only one who encouraged me during this process. I know what you mean but it’s kinda hard to speak up when Im a neet who lives in her house. so I guess I kinda am a degenerate in all the other aspects of my life :|

He was showing me a Johnny rapid scene and asked if I'd ever done something like that. Next thing I know my tongue was against his balloon knot.

>bunch of closet faggots

Said the closeted fucking faggot himself ha ha!

i'm so sorry user. i'll pray for your independence and healing from all that trauma and degeneracy

''LGTBAIQWENDIN423++'' IS ALL ABOUT LOVE

virgin detected.

I would trade an inch of my dick for an inch longer tongue, just so that I could stick it further into my GF's asshole.

I have on occasion, like right out of hot tub or bath

It's so brown though user, why?

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mmm, now that's a perfect looking butthole. looks like the end of a sweaty day? how did it smell?

That's one blown out asshole