hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can...
i want to fuck you in the ass katy
Sage
We used to make fun of these people so much. Now I wish we could have them back. Beats the hell out of trannies, traps, and other degenerates.
This pasta looks so stale I think it's grown new life forms
Reported for underage posting
I think this pasta is old enough to vote.
Take that picture and your pathetic post back to 2009
Go jack off to black traps, roody poo.
Le Reddit armie has arrived
Fucking cringe
Ctrl +v
>implying that bullying kids is a good thing
I'd rather have the porn thanks
It isn't?
Anyone else miss Yea Forums when pastas were a thing regularly? Even the replies were gold
No.
>Anyone else miss Yea Forums when pastas were a thing regularly?
Not really. Then again I'm not a newfag so I value things like OC. If you even know what OC is, you plebbitnigger
>Yea Forums in 2019
>OC
once in a while you appear.
i always want to ask, but you quickly disappear.
saged, doomed, gooked or banned
my head always shaking, yet my face again smiled.
the question from an oldfag to another:
oh, user, tell me why the commies seek power?
why are the skies the way they are?
why do normies see us as a night mares?
why do the roses hurt, yet the cacti sting?
why do the rekt threads are allowed, but not pony?
are we really doomed?
the happening is here?
tell me, please user, tell.
and once again, I know,
you'll disappear as we saw..
to seek new frontiers
new tide pods steer,
be happy, user, I will be here.
Some niggers even try to get faggots to come up with it, not that it helps.
It's like trying to teach a parrot to invent verse
...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
yeah, it's older than most Yea Forums users these days
damn I'm hard now
since when?
Post your kik or something and prove you are for real
I'm asuming you're 18. tits or gtfo
This
Not seen this pasta in a long time.
I second this.
Spoooon badger ^ _ ^ lolll
Omygawd dahvy vanity just put me in his MySpace top 8
OP is a nigger