Is masturbation a sin?

Is masturbation a sin?

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Yes

FIRST!

I hope not

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it reduces the risk of developing prostate cancer.

no

Failed faggot

I was, until a mod edited this thread.

A jealous mod edited my post to be second.

OP image from the other direction and you'd see a traumatized shellfish. That's not God mad about masturbation, its Poseidon getting upset over the rape of one of his minions.

Getting fucked in the ass with a dildo does that even more.

If God didn't want me to fap, then he would have given me an Eve, or he shouldn't have given me a dick.

if dubs yes

Does that only work with dildos?

Yes, it also makes you gay

Yes

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God isn't real, so no.

edgy

If you are a Christian, go and find it in the bible, If it says
"Thou should not rub one out whilst thinking of thy Neighbors Wife or Goat" then yes.

If not then its up to you

You have been visited by the Laura of not great, not terrible threads.

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yeah but he's probably right tho

Depends how you do it

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Yes, but as sins go it's one of the best since there's no suffering involved (unless that's your thing, which is OK too)

That's not a relevant question because the bible is a lie. And how do I know it? Because I'm an atheist, and unlike you Christians out there I have the capacity to respect the scientific method and actually think for myself. I have an IQ of 9001, and thus I don't need any magic sky daddy in order to cope with existing.

Enjoy killing yourself and burning forever in a lake of fire.

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Imagine if you spent the time masturbating reading a book or working on a hobby instead. They both are stress relievers but one takes away from you and the other rewards you.