Alright boy I think it's about time we fix this I like porn as much of the next person but I Yea Forums has threads for porn that aren't /b, all you normies have to get off /b, I'm sick of seeing 50% of /b be of fucking "big titty Latina with nice pussy wwyd" please read and share THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP - RATE MY GF - RATE MY DICK - WWYD (what would you do) THREADS - CELEB THREAD - PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE - FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS - CUCK THREADS - GIRLS YOU WANT TO SEE BLACKED THREADS - TRIBUTE HER THREADS - X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
If the mods are ok with watching silicone-inflated nigger dick 24/7 what makes you think they’re going to be so quick to get the color yellow out of their sights honestly
There is no war and there is no compromise required. What you hold to be true and self evident is irrelevant A bunch of newfags who don't understand what random and no rules mean, who have read about how Yea Forums was the internet hate machine and who also want to be kool l33t haxxors have decided that they can curate the content of Yea Forums to match their imaginary ideals.
You tried this a few months ago and you failed. You'll fail again.
So take your little manifesto, write it out in finest copperplate handwriting on a piece of pure vellum, roll it into a cylinder and tie it with a red ribbon of finest silk so it is now presented like a legislative scroll and stick it up your ass.
Why do you korean-stalking mindless dumb fucking pieces of shit have to always ruin normal things? Like get the fuck out of here already, kill yourself, I don't know. Do something useful.
Clearly this shit has been run over by bots and is no longer "random". Plus there are lots of rules from cp to raids. Pictures from Pinterest and Instagram would get you banned here. You are a newfag shill who enjoys celebrity photos from google and fan sites. Pathetic.
How about instead of this stupid ass Yellow nonsense you guys just start threads that are actually interesting and different. THAT would actually make a difference here and to be honest, we need more people to do that. Yea Forums is getting more and more boring, due to so many threads just being more of the same...you Yellow posters are a part of that, too. If you want to see this place do better, add something of actual interest instead of complaining about it.
>You are a newfag shill who enjoys celebrity photos from google and fan sites. Pathetic. I've just audited the catalog (I bet you haven't) and there are roughly 50 threads that might belong to OP's list. So that's 100 threads, or 2/3rds that don't. Yet you're still whining.
Also, you don't know me. I don't like all the porn but I also know that any oldfag (and I don't claim that accolade, just been here since just before Yea Forums went SFW blue under Yotsuba) would laugh at your idea of curating what gets posted on Yea Forums
Why don't you fuck off to /bant/ as that meets your needs? That or post so much OC that the porn becomes less popular
By the way; as you know so much about what Yea Forums was, what did cause Yea Forums to turn SFW? Go on - show how oldfag you really are. I'll wait.
