Walk in

>walk in

>see this on bed

wat do??

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projectile vomit

Turn 360° and run

Burn the house down

ask why a fucking uncooked turkey is on my bed and call peta

Take one for the team.

Shrug and dive in. Nothing is ever free anymore

what team is that exactly

Honestly, It depends on how long it's been since I fucked.

another pussy pic

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lick her feet

I'd eat that. You have nice skin. Pussy looks clean and you look cute

Get my Ass to Mars

I take it everyone including OP bailed

Put in my peepee really hard to try and reach the cervix when I release.

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eh, id fuck her

another

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I mean the deal is sealed this chick is as good as knocked up

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ok, I'm sold

So is she into poss play at all?

That's piss.

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Not me. I need face. I can fuck a fatty or chub, but she has to have a cute face to help offset.

youd pee on her?

>we live in a world where most women who look like this feel like even the average man isn't good enough for them

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I would tie her to the bed for 12 hours on my day off and use her as a cum dump and urinal all day. Yeah.

so, where can we find more of you since Yea Forums doesn't seem to apreciate you?

would you loan her out?

Yeah but I'd want to watch. And you'd have to be nice and pregnant too. My seeds the only one being planted

Jump off a cliff, bitch looks like a pig. Same complexion and girth.

plow and breed it like a lunatic until i die of a heart attack

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Yikes. Why are you mad gay boi?

Commit tax evasion to afford more ketamine.

Everyone really left huh

discord gg/9pM6ex

good nudes

With all due respect discord sucks

See you at the party Richter

would you?

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eat that sexy pussy

That's means you gay

>Runs towards pussy
>is gay

Get on the floor and do the Dinosaur.

>turn 360
>walk out of room
>yell out "who ordered the land whale?"

do you think there's a world where someone would pay to have sex with her?

There are many virgins here, and desperate incels. So maybe.

inch closer until i can pick up a scent, and then based off of that, smash or pass

why does her ass look permanently shit stained

yeah thanks incels for allowing easily fucked chubsters to gain enough self respect to start being "picky"
but not just picky, downright absurd thinking they deserve literal 10/10 chads and will not longer dive at the first cock that comes their way
i used to smash a new fatty every other week
now I'm not good enough
jokes on them, I'm married.

>turns 360
Official moron stamp of approval

Let's be honest here. Eat her out for a bit then fuck her senseless.

Whys the joke on them? None of them want to fuck you anymore

>biter bitch

It's the natural colour for some people. Why do you think people bleach their anus

This is some straight up incel shit, jesus christ

shhhh
let the retard be a retard. you can't fix it.

bitter? hardly
you'll find out someday when you lose your virginity

I don't get it

would you let anyone fuck her?

(You) don't get a (You)
(You) know who (You) are

>complains about fat girls no longer fucking him and having standards
>but I’m not bitter

Ok bud.

actually if you knew how to read you'll see the user was thanking incels like you for empowering obese women

like stuffing a Turkey

Yeah why TF not

Thanks for the four (You)s!

Fat Chicks need love too, so Id guess Id dump a load inside.. Might enjoy it and get into fat chicks

Tell the fucking pig bitch she has 10 seconds to get out or I blow her head off and get away scott-free because it was self-defense since she just sexually assaulted me for making me have to see her ugly ass naked body and pussy.

Someone else is getting rejected by fatties huh?

Very edgy, very cool user

I'll never understand motherfuckers who only like one type of pussy. They all have value you faggots