How to leave gf of two years? Current plan is be a cunt til she leaves me. Not working, as of yet

How to leave gf of two years? Current plan is be a cunt til she leaves me. Not working, as of yet.

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Tell her:
>"I just don't feel a connection anymore."

Works everytime

Why do you want to leave her?

Were just too different, as people

Just tell her that, then fuck a couple of her friends to hammer the point home

You must be unbelievably stupid if that's your plan.

Not a bad idea. Theres a girl at work who takes my interest

I am yes

Same problem here. 6 years together. 2 dogs and she lives in my house. Our families have grown to be good friends with each other. Idk we have been fighting a lot and I just dont really seem to be happy anymore. Sucks because just about all the furniture she bought so when she leaves my house will be empty as fuck. 2 years ago I dropped $7500 on a ring when we were on vacation. Few months after that she kinda started having a fling with a coworker of hers. I think the reason I stay is the dogs. Love those little fuckers.

Just tell her, that you are done with the relationship, you don't feel it's going anywhere and both of you are wasting time being together. Then pack your shit/tell her to pack her shit and never return. Stay polite but be direct with her as much as you can. Do not wait until things start to crumble on their own. Take responsibility and be a fucking man.

Some pretty solid advice there. Hard to argue with. When though?

Story on the coworkers? I would have been out of that shit instantly regardless of relationship length if I found out about that.

Just get it over with, doesnt matter when. Don't do it on like a birthday or anniversary though.

Shes a few years older than me but generally mature. Amazing fucking arse and thighs and I've caught her looking.

7k on a ring (idiot fell for the jewish diamond scam) and you worry about fucking furniture.
I swear Americans are by far the dumbest specimens of human species.

Alright thank you.

Confirmed.
Mutts buy love. Which is not for sale.

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>be a cunt til she leaves me.
Having to intentionally be a shitty enough human being to make a committed partner break up with you sounds like way too much work for you and a waste of her energy as well.

Why are you breaking up? Why don't you just sack up and tell her your reason and let that be enough?

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As soon as you have the right confidence. If you truly want to go on with your life, this should not come as a surprise to her whenever you come up to her to express it. You should't drag her into some sort of a discussion about it just to forcefully bring back some of the surface level feelings of desire, remnants of love or affection. State your stance on the situation, give her precise actions you are going to take, show her that you know what the fuck you are doing, let her know, that you have a serious plan and you are going to stick with it. It pretty much secures your immunity from any sort of attempts in retaliation/emotional attempts to make you stay.

it is possible to leave as """friends""" if you play your cards right. done it a couple of times, no hard feelings but not much love either. we just talked like normal beings with a past together when it was needed and that need faded over the years so now it almost completely forgotten. one of them even started out mad and initiated fighting but i had so much respect of her parents i swallowed some shit and let it be, she calmed down after a few weeks. sometimes its cool to have someone to ask if your dick is small/big, you fuck the wrong way or act like an ass in other ways and get an honest reply. its when you can have such a conversation with an x you know you are completely over her/him.

boy you sure like wasting time don't you OP

your gf sound like a retard and the fact you're such a pussy makes you deserve every inconvenience like this in your life.

Because we've broke before and the idiot I am, I begged her to get back with me. A year on I regret that I idk if I can do that to her again. But really being a cunt isn't any better.

>As soon as you have the right confidence
Don't wait until you have the confidence. Just pretend to be confident. When it's over you can have a big attack of insecurity, but hold it in until she's gone.

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It's my first relationship is the issue. That's why it's so hard for me. I wanna be single again.

As I said dude, the longer you try to find a "proper" way to do it, the less time you have. It's just fucking simple as that. You'll feel wounded and empty for a little while. But guess what? We all do. The important thing in breaking up with someone you used to love, but the relationship died out, is to keep things really straight. State the obvious.
>we had a good time
>we went through bad times really well
>it was fun till it lasted
>it doesn't mean you feel negative feelings about her
>you still think she's attractive, interesting, but your paths seem to go to different directions
>you do not feel any animosity towards her
>you want no harm
>both of you are wasting each others times
I think the very short amount of time we've been given is the key element here. And it goes both ways, you want to spend your time the way you see fit for yourself as well as you dont want to waste her time by just being there with her, unable to show any affection or anything remotely like that. All is left is those half smiles, occasional sex with little to zero drive, spending time at her parents pretending there's still something. You don't want your entire life to look like this. You can sacrifice here and there, but at the end of the day, you gotta stand for yourself man.

then it will definetly go over and heal within short time. just find a good time to tell it. she would be fucking another dude by the end of the week and you should do her friend who has always look at you two in enwy. then just chat about it and agree it was for the best and dont bring up the bad stuff.
>you will never know the feeling when you suddenly meet your x gf from highschool 10 years later and you make out just like you used to and dont fuck just like you used to.
never seen her since.

You couldn't have put it better

Thanks, appreciate it

The bit after the green text basically sums up my life right now. Which makes me wanna take your advice clearly know something I'm not wise to.

Don't take my advice for granted. We are fucking weirdos us humans. At the end of the day, you really need to weigh out the pros and cons of doing it now versus not doing it at all or waiting for something to happen on its own. Here's a couple of possible scenarios, that could come out if it. Would you rather come out of it with a string stance on the topic, do the things i mentioned earlier and possibly even get some respect from her for not being a coward about it? Or do you want to go down the shitpipes of cheating, hiding and just being a fucking weasel?
Put in some effort in thinking these things through. Being a nice guy is one thing, but trying to protect her by a vow of silence while bathing in a sea of shit? It's up to you to choose, fren.

Not tonight. But soon. It needs to happen.

Take care man. Both of you.

You toomatey.