Be at campsite with step family

>be at campsite with step family
>bring my precious bike
>bike was originally 230 bucks at walmart but is on clearance for 89 so dad lets me get it, and bike has front suspension and hydraulic disc brakes
>put gauge on bike to measure speed and tell how many miles i rode
>shitty step cousins are there, but i enjoy riding my bike
>go home with step mom and leave bike thete cuz were going back
Next day
>go to ride bike
7 plus miles
>those little shits rode my bike
Bike brakes squeak
>i swear to fuck
>laugh about it to shitty cousins
THOSE ARE 70 FUCKING DOLLAR TIRES AND THEY HAVE BALD SPOTS ON THEM

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Lock your bike nigger

>was originally 230 bucks at walmart
That's a fake price moron. To make you think you're getting a deal on that chink made bicycle.

No one cares about your middle school drama.

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>be at campsite with step family

LIAR, you dont go outside, you fat fuck

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>$90 bike
>$70 tires

alright then

>dad lets you get it aka he pays for it
>pissed that dad let his kids use it
grow up and buy your own bike then you can beat the crap out of them for using it, in the meantime you should thank your dad for the bike every day.

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Shitty bike shaped object thread.

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