Hey Yea Forums, I just finished my first full-length movie, and I would appreciate it if you gave it a watch...

Hey Yea Forums, I just finished my first full-length movie, and I would appreciate it if you gave it a watch. It's called Dead Spider-Man, and Spider-Man is dead in this movie.

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What a great movie! I was on the edge of my seat for 2 hours! Five out of five faggots op.

Thanks. The feedback means a lot to me

>believing someone watched a 2 hour movie in @5 min

youre a special kind of stupid aintcha

PROTIP: nobody ever clicks the links

best movie ever

If you believe hard enough anything is possible.

It was starting to get really good mid 2nd act, but the 3rd act twist didn't really do it for me. I had a few good laughs at some parts though. I'd say.... B-

Thanks. I put about 2 whole hours of work into this, so it's nice to see my hardwork not going completely unnoticed.

But how did he dieded?

I appreciate your honesty. The twist couldn't have been much more exciting without closing some doors for possibilities in the sequels though. Maybe Dead Spider-Man 2 will be fitting to your style.

Your questions may be answered in the prequel.

Still better than Twilight.

Thanks. That's what I was aiming for.

Best two hours ever.!!!
I feel like I should give you some money OP.
I feel bad watching this for free.

Your kind words are more than enough for me. Thank you.

Rivetting

Not giving you or your shitty cell phone video any clicks, nigger.

What a sad , bitter and lonely person you must be.

But maybe you'll enjoy it.

This is literally just a 2 hour video of a stuffed spiderman costume. why the fuck is everyone saying "woah great movie!!"? am i missing something? maybe some hidden cheese pizza ;)) ?

Fuck this was good user

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This movie is filled with all sorts of twists and turns! Fun for the whole family.

Thank you. Keep your eyes peeled for the sequel.

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I'm fine actually, but thanks for your concern.

Doubt it.

shitty bait fuck you nigger

Well, it's kinda "static" movie, don't ya think?

This is now a dubs get thread.

There's no way half of these "reviews" aren't op

I haven't written a single one. Give it a watch and maybe you'll like it too!

Dubs for dead spidey

fucking hell i thought this would be a shitty home video of OP in a spider man costume. nope. just flies buzzing around on a spider man costume for 2 fucking hours.

did he died

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Spider-Man is dead in this movie.

the main actor is out of shape but the rest of the movie was great

He does look a bit bloated, but you know what they say. The camera adds 10 lbs.

>No opening credits.
>Godards 'Contempt' doesn't have any.
Just saying.

So does decomposition.

Ok, not normally a Spoderman fan (cuz I hate Jews) but this movie was ebin. I'm kinda a technical film nerd so I gotta ask, who worked the key grip? That was top notch gripping of key if I've ever seen it.

Thanks. I duct taped my phone to a broom that I hammered into the ground.

The both of you are not exactly specialists... but at least special.

It shows! Great work brother, we need more like (you) out there to shake this stale industry up.

If you dont have anything nice to say, give a beretta a bj!

Mmmm, lollipop

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Dead Spider-Man 2 is going to be huge.

bump for being a good thread

just finished watching. the whole movie had this good vibe to it. the flies and vermin pretty much speak to the viewer and give out a feeling of seriousness, and it makes you ask a question: what really are we, but a bag of vermin?
The music, that's wonderfully made, takes the camera action to another level. How else would you express the stiffness of a scene than with a quality score? It takes your ears on a journey of thoughts. The only problem I'd have with the whole picture, would be the hero himself. Spider-man, while still being a great hero, seems a bit out of place in a few scenes. During, what I'd call second act, when shadows of the trees surrounding his resting spot start rolling over his motionless body, the shades start lurking over his face, and the mask disallows the viewer for better understanding of hero's situation. This might be a deal breaker when it comes to the actual oscar nominations. Now, I'd hate this movie to miss out on such an obvious first-picker, but that one act might actually do it. Last scene takes the viewer aback, and it might actually be THE one of the greatest scene in cinematography. The music goes to a fade out stop, and we're left pondering if it was also the hero's soul leaving alongside with it. Then, it allows us to submerge into these reverberations and once again think: "are we not just a bag of vermin?"
Bravo. Picture of the year, hands down. Certainly would like to see more from Really Good Movies, and awaiting!

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Oh my fukning god spifermans fuckng dead omy godf

Thank you for that very well worded review. It's people like you that inspire me to keep going. Expect Dead Spider-Man 2 soon.

If I may give you an advice: how about wearing a costume instead of making it a prop?
You could sleep in it for two hours if its too boring to just lay on the ground for that long. I know how this sounds, but the world needs more realistic movies such as yours. They're not only refreshing to see - because reality is lost on so many of nowadays pictures, but also they're damn original.

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I did consider that as a possibility, but the costume didn't fit well. Also, I figured the breathing would be problematic. Maybe that would work better in the prequel, Dying Spider-Man?

ah, a brain storm, eh? So, a movie about the hero's demise into the most unknown, alone, lost with no hope of saving. A prequel and answer to why was he left alone? No one could find his remains so he remained until his body died and soul left the body. Damn, user. You're even better than I thought.

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why no Stan Lee cameo though?

That was him in the suit.

great movie but so many questions left unanswered including but not limited to
1. why are there so many flies around him? I thought flies were afraid of spiders
2.why is there no blood? He appears to have been flattened
3.are Spider-Man's knees double-jointed or were they broken?
4.why is his humerus only 6 in Long?
5. why does she appear to have a mangina?

I hope to see these questions answered in part 2

still better than black panther

STFU it was a funny post. I'll give you some hits OP

1. Flies are afraid of living spiders.
2. Explained in upcoming films.
3. Explained in upcoming films.
4. Explained in upcoming films.
5. Explained in upcoming films.

You'll have to wait for the prequel to find out.