I’m cooking some popcorn, you guys want any?

I’m cooking some popcorn, you guys want any?

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better not be that kettle shit

i want some

Alright, one minute.

ooh, i'll take some, thanks user

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Thanks man. I'll have extra butter and salt please

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you almost got trips fag

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *bee* *beep* *beep*

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Make sure to leave it in too long so the whole place smells like burnt popcorn for days!

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I tried man. I'm sorry. Wants some of my extra salted and butter popcorn

Alright first bag is here, let me grab some salt and shit

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Nom mom mom nom

nomnomnomnom

Here’s the salt if anyone wants it.

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fucker, i bet you actually do that

*uses whole thing*

ITT niggers and their shit tier taste in popcorn. Fucking microwave popcorn is dogshit

Have some more salty

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Nigga save some for the rest of us

Grab me a soda pop

i like air-popped with butter, salt, and pepper

i gave you a whole truckworth of salt fucknigsuccwad

Goddamn it who used the whole thing?! I wanted a little extra salt

DIS NIGGA IN HERE EATIN POPCORN

Nope, but the freshman and sophomore dorms where I lived in college smelled that way continuously because undergrads are too stupid to read the directions on instant microwave popcorn.

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See

That just came out of a dump truck. Is it even refined?????

maybe, kek
i assume it is

I also have this, it’s about half empty tho.

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I will only take a dab because I'm not a selfish user. Would anyone else care for some?

Then I accept

i reject your faggotry and acquire 4.59 cups of salt from the dump truck

Ah yes, straight from the mines of League of legends.

kek

yeah, let me just rub my balls all over this popcorn real quick for that tangy, salty taste

eww. that's gross

Specially packaged
>popcorn salt
>popcorn butter

General retardation has reached new levels

Besides microwave popcorn tastes rancid.