Got a beer bottle stuck in my dates ass AMA

>got a beer bottle stuck in my dates ass AMA
>pic related

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do you know a cheap way to recharge a vehicles AC harness?

yes

is bitcoin still a good investment?

not if you're hoping to become rich

How many OP's does it take to screw in a lightbulb

Does your mom know you are gay lolololol

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5

yes

goldstar is decent
i like belgian beers though

Your date is old

Why a rainbow Homer Simpson tattoo?

did u use her to pour the beer like in Bruno?

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which end?

yes it is

no she isnt

why not

I didnt see bruno

small one first but the bottle got kind of sucked in

just post more pictures of her

why?

because i wanna see

git yesself yer own date with a beer bottle stuck up her arse ye pansy

aight, i will. this thread is boring if you don't post pics though.

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So did you go to the hospital or is she still trying to shit it?

>panicmode
>two hours of her trying to get it out
>call ambulance
>she red faced af, ambulance smiling

Well sounds like that's either the end of a relationship or it is going to be a long one

just a date for fucking around nothing serious

What end first

small one first but the bottle got kind of sucked in