So have I made it bros? Also dubs deciede threads have got me to make this. Im trying to smash so please dubs make this count for a Yea Forumsro im not trying to rustle some jimmies. And for keks here
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So have I made it bros? Also dubs deciede threads have got me to make this...
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Lmao Chad trying to get her to know her place in the kitchen.
This is now a post screenshots of your phone texts threads.
Kill her in the kitchen better than sex
>This is now a what??
Yes spiderman thread
Say, "whatever you make me I'll eat, i absolutely love to eat!" see if she picks up on the innuendo but don't lay it on thicker.
I had to make it more cohesive also love is a word these whores don't just throw around and i didn't want her to feel special so i changed it.
You'll know her interest level by her response to this ...
Are you trying to get this girl to make meth with you?
no hes trying to get her to be makin' babies wah wah wah nappy time you get it? Op hormones are kicking in and he needs to mate wah wah wah.
Why do you keep going back to cooking dude?
Are you a fucking chef or something?
>IM Pretty sur your into traps
So here is a crimson chin bitch. Dubs decides the opener. This time no holding back because shes ugly and i don't want to smash.
You could also say "I'll cook dinner but dessert is on you (or is all you)"
Nigg nig big niggas gone nig. Or
>wow your beautiful I cant wait to rest my nuts on your chin.
Post the response homeboy
Damn thats good.
And no i just know what these normie's love a guy who knows their way around the kitchen is a neich spot. Cuz lemme drop some knowledge
>i work out, have a full time job, support myself, am funny, cool, tall, own a car credit score over 750
these are all great aspects of a human being but are now the norm for guys. Yet for some reason the kitchen is the untapped potential which hoes eat up.
>Ya dig?
Nothing yet thats why i posted the second whore
Here is a slam pig no dubs or anything what ever i deem fit can open.
I'm Jewish and Islamic, so I don't usually go for pigs.
Your a cute piggy whimsy I'll go for at this point. :)
She looks pretty damn good for 70.
Send her a message "awww thanks... Ya it's 9 inches but it looks bigger because i shave" then quickly followup with "shit wrong person, sorry, ignore that."
This followed up withTell her you have been drinking and yes in the morning because your an alcoholic. Lmao
instantly friendzoned like a faggot on Yea Forums
its so easy, tell her you think she is cute, that you like her, and that you want to be more than just friends. do that now and she will respect it
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I feel like that is wayyyy to needy/bitch made.
Is OP still here or wtf!?
yes. No reponses. I guess whores ghoted me? If this thread dies and they respong i guess i'll start a new one.
winner
Have u jot been reading this thread?
winner
Lmao ok
Alright this is from my ex, what do user?
say “nigger” and nothing else
>lol thats wild, what happened next?
or if your phone has an auto-response option, send something like
>Sounds good, I'll take care of it.
this
Let's fuck your problems away
Responds: "Sounds like someone needs a good fucking...lol....No but seriously come over and we'll get that anxiety out of you "
Tell her you'll be there for her but have no plans on getting together. Keep your distance user.
"man the fuck up bro"
What happened? Need details to respond.
she broke up with u and now is bitching?
reply "The game"
bitches be bitchin
I posted this to teach you anons a lesson, bitches ain't shit. Don't get hung up on relationships, if you let it control you, you're fucked. Now i just shoot my shot with any bitch, if she's feeling me, good i go with it, if not, ok bye. This confidence can only come from heartbreak and pain. Focus on making paper Yea Forumsros that's it.
>pic related her french asian titties
ask her when she wants to fuck
Broke up with me with that "i need to figure myself out" bullshit. I didn't reply after. Fuck her, im not her shoulder to cry on fym.
>pic related her french asian ass
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Looks like you have and it would be hard to fuck it up. Congrats OP.
Can you drop her french asian phone number through kik (ornacea) ?
I'm just here for the spiderman memes.
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