Femanon here

>tfw creep means ugly or indian

>personal trainer
whats the deal with that one lol

Women are talking objects.

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>no car
>doesnt eat ass
>5'4
>5'6
Get the fuck out you trash whore and get your ugly asses expectations lower because you will die alone you fucking whore

She's a fattie so a personal trainer is intimidating to her as hed likely try to stop her daily consumption of hamburgers

you forgot +broken

>that image
excellent bait op
perfectly captures the thought process of a f*male

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This is my kind of thinking

Dont worry the wall is coming.

This.

>whats the deal with that one lol
are you serious?

Wouldn't stick my dick in either

>doesnt eat ass

you got me, you fuck

kek

yes
enlighten me

>skips leg day
I do a lot of cardio and I don’t need leg day, I mean I run between 8-12 miles a week so fuck that.

Just not interested in you.

cardio kills gains brah

DUDE WHAT'S WRONG WITH DJ LOL. It's really fun if you're into music.

I ain't even gonna justify it, if you think just bein a DJ is lame you're a fuckin wack bitch and probably have depression.

>not doing squats for a strong core and megalegs

This is why traps are taking over.

I'm on board.

mfw niggers reply to this shit

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>let's all fuck traps and be gay
traps aint gay tho. theres no way the person ive been sticking my dick in for the last 6 months is a fag

congratulations you played yourself

Oh boy another "femanon" larp

Fuck out discord faggots

>>femanon here.
Sure thing, buddy.

I bet you look like a scummy cunt, which is probably why you attract dirtbags

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>f*male
this...what is this

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>urban dictionary:
>"A person who can't reach the qualifications to become a gym teacher."
they're a variation of motivational coaches, same kind of nutty/lazy breed

No idea where the clit is? Wtf?

Kill yourself you worthless cunt

An asterisk if im not mistaken

oh so you mean someone who isn't certified ok move on

What's wrong with 'wyd'?

It's means you're an incel and haven't got better pickup lines I suppose.

I am this guy....

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It’s definitely the huge amount of makeup

Kek

>incel

You don't know what that is.

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>doesn't eat ass
That's OK, I don't fuck black chicks either, so I guess we're square.

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The same old pickup lines that every guy uses is better than starting a real conversation? Or do girls actually believe those pick up lines are made specially for them? Talk about inflated self image.

found the "personal trainer"

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you know what I mean dicklicker

I can smell you from here ya rank cunt

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>someone who isn't certified
In the same sense, how a "personal coach" isn't certified for giving psychological aid to their "clients". This is also sometimes used to describe those "coaches" mentioned, so I'm not really sure if it's used in the gym sense of the word. They're the same kind of conmen anyway.

nope just had a personal trainer before and never met another person who was more motivated to go and do shit, like running his own security business. So it confused me why it would be on the list (i know its not your list troll op)

>using tinder to date but not fuck
Lel. Also tits

you seriously haven't met any of those money-leeching lunatics in your life?

You art whores are all the same. Ya smell like rusted fish and all you have to bring to the table is me fucking your twice used cunt.

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Enjoy post modern feminism you whore, no real man is going to treat you like a real woman, enjoy fuckboys and cucks in this modern age.

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being that my gym is at home and I found my trainer sparring around the towns lakeyard, no I haven't had much time to see what goes on in gyms I have however been to several what my trainer called "blackbelt schools" and destroyed them probably only got hit 2-3 times in 6 tournaments (point contact tournaments I'm not a badass don't worry)

Annon, don't be retarded

And then I look on my FB and see this idiot posting that DJ's don't make good money for what they do. LOL

ello there Rodger

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holy shit faggots, you all ok?
look at all of you replying to this shit and not simply saying the following:
TITS WITH TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

found the autist

i don't think you should complain; tinder is a very comfortable dating spot for females, i right swipe on chicks that i would never talk to in real life (not attractive enough). You can finally get someone looking the way you want.

Only thing you can do is to never forget, time is the best payback for the flooded with debt cunts.

Banksters won and the femtards dont know it yet.

found the nigger

found the archaeologist

he's got a point.

cringe

imagine holding onto the same things you did when you were 12

>DUDE WHATS WRONG WITH DJ LOL
they talk like that

>rusted fish
>bring me to the table
Great band name and album name, user

>Online couch
That's me.

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its cringe that i managed to beat black belt school retards? It's literally dojos where no matter how bad you are if you keep going there ur gonna be a black belt eventually

Personal trainers/"coaches" are people that seek weak and desperate people and give them "aid" instead of real coaches or therapists, in order to create a cult-like following around them and then to proceed to squeeze money from their followers.
Something like a sect on a mini-scale.

also, makes sense why this got into op picture; women have a lot of experience in particular with being exploited by those guys

No wonder why I stopped treating woman like human beings.

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Bro :D

Oh god, tinder trash.
Everyone on tinder is trash.
If you are on tinder, you are trash too.

Where I live, the bio is usually "I'm not like other girls, I'm much worse." "Love the office, have a furbaby, proud mother of three." Like, how the fuck am I supposed to work with that. "I really like how fucking boring you are, and having broken condoms at 22 is great!!"

>am vagina pls give money

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>OP here. I'm not a femanon.
>This thread was a bait.
>Get a life faggots.
> See you later Virgins. Going out pubbing with my new Italian girlfriend.

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uh, you're picky af slag

/threado

No, I grew up in a cult like school and church environment, and was never allowed to have a relationship with a girl, then I got sick of it and cut ties with everyone I grew up with. Now I'm a 22 kissless virgin, attempting to use dating apps. (But I'm fugly, so kinda pointless)

Denial, the first stage of grief

huh neat being that my experience was the exact opposite that's kinda hard to absorb but I could see it

>remembering how okcupid caught ten tons of shit when they released their big comparison on race in messaging

Nope. I like vagina, and traps are gay.

Well, I would say there is a reason why you are single...

Just take a look at yourself for once, you'll be shocked to discover you're not as perfect as you seem to think.

The prince charming you are waiting for went for a princess years ago.
Perfect people are not single, the dating world is full of rejects like yourself.

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>boring
me

I love this picture. Snow White is the perfect female charicature.
- born princess
- flawless young beauty
- lives with seven male servants in exchange for nothing but her beauty
- will leave her servants behind the moment someone better comes her way
- has no income or savings
- waits for the dream prince who will also be flawless
- expects dream prince to treat her like a princess and care for her forever, in spite of her being indistinguishable from the hundreds of peasant girls strewn in his path

I don't know what the true definition of fuckboy is but that's the only possible one that applies to me. Also skipping leg day 'cause I haven't worked out at all this summer.

I like to save my energy for my girlfriend

5'4" master race checking the fuck in.

what sad times are these, before 8 colossal faggots have to post before the real response.

Poorfag detected. An iMac could do your job. The problem with djs is that its brainless unskilled labor that doesnt bring in a regular income.

I'm the drug dealer, recently delete Tinder as I was not having much success with it. Having more matches on Badoo for some reason.

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That fucking cat's face is great. Only thing of value I see in that picture is the pussy on the right.

t. Incel manlet busrider

the guy you know irl but aren't sure about, so you use a dating app. good luck lol

not on tinder, retard.

Literally not on here haha bitch

no job

5’9, decently good looking, good job, in college to get better, single, 1kid though, good dick size, have nice car, talkative. Literally have like less than 5 matches. All boring girls who don’t talk back.

All women are whores

>>femanon here.
nice larp

Oh boo hoo I get hit on a lot. Try never getting a match. Fuck off OP.

>femanon here
tits and timestamp or gtfo

Looking for a 6ft chad jim to their pam to eat pizza andvtravel with

You seem like a real cunt. No wonder you're using an app.