Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

roll for quads

YOU'LL LOSE IT THIS WEEKEND

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Hey you didn't answer my questions. What a rip-off!

Go to and answer me!

ROLL V2

>OP are you cut or uncut?

Uncut.

>Also, what is the weirdest thing you've fapped to?

Naked women!!!

180 cm.

Wanna talk to people.

See above.

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damn bruh

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Violently masturbate.

It's pretty easy here in Germany.

Roll.

What's stopping you from getting laid then? I'm circumcised (inferior cock) and I have a bunch of fucked up fetishes but I managed to have sex.

unlucky

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OP here. Cannot afford a dog. Also live in the city so it would need to be some small shitty dog.

>What's stopping you from getting laid then?

My personality.

Lmao

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oh well, too bad. there goes my last suggestion...smh

hav u try gettig lade

Are you having a stroke?

so anyways, what kind of girls do u like? and I mean, what's your perfect woman?

>and I mean, what's your perfect woman?

I honestly don't have a perfect women. At my position, it is probably not the best idea to have standards.

Standards are mandatory! You dont eat trash do you?

I wasn't asking the kind of woman u wanna get laid with.
My question was more in a platonic sense.

Been to McDonalds last week so I'd like to skip that question.

Someone who is introverted, independent and can cope with my awkwardness.

McD is STANDARDIZED. So thats ok.

How does the awkwardness show in real life?

Have you ever been in love with someone?

I'm also a 36 yo kissless virgin, in my case I can't stand being around people, so the notion of even being intimate is beyond me

>How does the awkwardness show in real life?

Stuttering, mixing up words, not finding anything to say, not getting humour, inappropriate jokes etc.

Ok so a human.

>Someone who is introverted, independent and can cope with my awkwardness.
and what about the physical aspect?
blonde, brunette, redhead? tall, short? curvy, fat, slim?

>I'm also a 36 yo kissless virgin, in my case I can't stand being around people, so the notion of even being intimate is beyond me
>Stuttering, mixing up words, not finding anything to say, not getting humour, inappropriate jokes etc.
wow, is like looking into a mirror.

I’m pretty good at this
>1:Are you ugly or fat? (It doesn’t matter but it can help)
>2:do you have any interests

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1: matters most
2: dosnt matter at all

>Have you ever been in love with someone?

I had crushes on many people. Wouldn't call that love though.

Race, hair color etc. don't matter. Neither does height. Athletic body would be nice since I exercise a lot.

>1:Are you ugly or fat? (It doesn’t matter but it can help)

No, average face with good body

>do you have any interests

Yes. Mainly sports.

Why don't you just get an escort?

Am no the OP
Not fat nor ugly, not much interests anymore, after you waste some time knowing females and being dissapointed in how basic and useless they are you start to wish to be the OP

Well in that case if I were you I’d find a girl into sports too.

What sports do you like/ play the most?

I spend around 10-15h a week bouldering / rock climbing. I also run and ski / windsurf in season.

In all honesty it sounds like you’re having a good time by yourself.
From profiling you I’d say maybe you’re still too close or reliant on your parents and it might show when you talk to women.

Why not just get a hooker?

What do you do for work?

>From profiling you I’d say maybe you’re still too close or reliant on your parents and it might show when you talk to women.

I maybe exchange one text message per month with my parents. Haven't seen them since Christmas.

I work minimum wage in a supermarket. Don't ask.

Did you have some head trauma/concision with blackout n hospital when you were a "child" ?

No.

RIP op

I still feel a sense of too much security or a wealthy upbringing.
I’ll have to get my head around that if it’s not the case.

I was in a pretty similar situation when I was younger. To be fair I’m still like it but I got lucky with a Japanese wife.

Now I can see a bit clearer I realise there were dozens of times I could have gotten laid but at the time I had no idea what was going on.

Congratz on the incoming divorcerape

>inferior cock

what makes you say that? genuinely curious, uncut myself like most people here but I've only ever seen people swear by the superiority of cut dicks (mostly here though, so).

>I still feel a sense of too much security or a wealthy upbringing.

Not wealthy. My parents were lower middle class. I was the first one in my family with a university execution. Most of my extended family was working class and spent most of their free time getting drunk and fucking around.

>Now I can see a bit clearer I realise there were dozens of times I could have gotten laid but at the time I had no idea what was going on.

Looking back, there was not a single situation where I am certain a girl showed interest. There were quite a few situations where I though girls were interested but they were not. I was pretty full of myself as a young adult.

>university execution

Beautiful, truly the right word for what was once an education.

Must've been autocorrect spreading some wisdom.

ppl usually mate "for life" at unis, but that time is gone now.

God bless feminism

Feminism is not to blame. I still saw many people enter relationships in university which resulted in marriage + children. And that included and outspoken feminist.

Yes but you are talking about the past, I talk about the future.

Key word is "for life"

how many relationships last for life on average? uni's as good a place as any to find a partner I'd say, seen many long-lasting relationships come out of my uni friend group. not mine ofc, I'm a shitty beta sperglord for life.

What state and city are you in?

I live in Germany.

quite a lot did. uni/schools were the PERFECT places to meet partners, then workplaces (gone too)

Every day less and less. where it leads i dont know, but the few decades shown much damage.

ignorance is a choice, remember.

well, absolutely, more marriages end in divorce now compared to the past. but how much of that is just the changing zeitgeist? divorce used to be a huge deal and an embarrasment. but which is better, to live a life of misery with someone you hate to keep the facade going, or to have more and more needless divorces and broken families? I don't know.

you are right though, with all the information available now, ignorance today is a choice, but things aren't as black and white as that.

why do you use the shit version

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Sadly they are, the shades are there to distract you.

Life is misery, and the hate you talk about its self-hate projected out to the partner, time fixes shit. But now that WE are so ADVANCED and SMART that we dont see only shades anymore but RAINBOWS we think giving up is the right choice, dosnt matter how it fuckups the kids.

bump

time may fix some shit, yes, but I feel like there's again a middle ground to aim for. life isn't pure misery and forcing yourself to spend it with someone that makes is so isn't the way to go. with kids involved though, it's not about you anymore. naturally, you have to make some sacrifices. you made a 18+ year minimum commitment when you decided to have kids, and making them go through your personal shit isn't fair either.
case by case, middle ground.

Don't rape me please

I was a 33yr old kissless virgin.
I'd always been shy and I'm not that attractive.
A part of me wanted to stay that way, it was my comfort zone.
Feeling a midlife crisis coming on (I guess) I decided that even if I were to stay a permavrigin I should at the very least practice interacting with girls so that if I did meet someone I liked I wouldn't be a total and utter noob. Like, I didn't want to blow it by being so weird and out of touch that I knew nothing.
Signed up for OKCupid, got a few matches, started chatting, I was too shy. I just ghosted the site one day, stopped talking to all the girls I'd been in touch with. I just couldn't take the next step, it was killing me.
Discovered Yea Forums, /soc/, actually met 3 girls on there (contact fagging), all wayy hotter and younger than I deserved (they were from 18 to 21). But fuck, we seemed to get along, we'd cam with each other, talk, play music.
Maybe they felt sorry for me, one girl had a thing for taking my virginity. She liked sound more than pics and camming, she'd get me to talk dirty to her (omg, I must have been cringe at the start) and liked to send me vocaroo voice messages of her masturbating and saying how she wishes I was fucking her.
SO OK. I was over the anxiety of interacting in a non-platonic way with women I was attracted to.
And yes, the 3rd girl from /soc/ was actually in my city. We met. We fucked. She continued to fuck me even after we split, she met a guy, they were bf and gf. I actually didn't like that at all, just couldn't control myself when she came onto me.
Have since fucked 3 women, and it turns out every. single. one of them was cheating on a bf or husband with me. I didn't know at the start, then it would come out, and they wanted to keep going.
So, virgin to chad? It seems possible in at least some way.
I'm now 40, fucking a girl who's 29.

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>26, kissless vrigin etc etc
i've already given up. im not a need, im not even ugly, maybe 5/10 - 6/10, i take care of my self, i exercise
but i'm still given up, i no longer care for it, i dont want to date, i dont want to talk to girls, i just no longer care

same. wanna just be gay bros and fuck eachothers assholes?

Welcome to the club. Its expanding :D

OP here. Been using online dating for years without success. Also been posting my naked body on /soc/ because I am a giant whore. But I don't get any particular interest from girls there either.

I never posted my own pics or started threads or anything. I used to just lurk in the tits threads and stuff. Back then contact fagging wasn't bannable so I'd just give them complements (not as a manipulative technique, just genuinely cathartic to say "you're hot, I like your lips" or whatever. Start convo's.
Believe it or not I actually had some girls asking ME for contact details and this wasn't without telling my sob story that I was a 32m virgin.
There's a lot of pickup artist bullshit out there about being mean and "alpha" but honestly just being normal worked for me. Not a beta whiteknight cuck, but just direct, polite, try to be funny sometimes

Never happened to me. But as I said, I just posted pics of my body. And the body rating threads were mostly sausagefests anyway.

just plain being yourself usually works charms. playing roles backfires, because nobody likes a tribly-wearing pseudo intellectual twat. just be your awkward fucking self. take care of yourself to a reasonable extent, shower daily and use a deodorant, shave your face and don't look like a nurglite acolyte and you'll be fine.

OP here. I am myself out of necessity. I would not be able to play a role.

The body rating threads, "post your dick" threads.... I wouldn't bother even looking at those threads. Reason is, it's not a random sample of people, only the best, the people who know they've got good bodies post. And yeah, total sausage fest.
I'm not saying I have the solutions, everyone is different, but what worked for me was improving my game, talking, chatting.
Of course if you can go to the gym and get motivated that will probably help even more (I didn't do that!)

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>playing roles backfires
so you date only girls without makeup?
Oh wait that dosnt backfire ever, right?

>Reason is, it's not a random sample of people, only the best, the people who know they've got good bodies post.

Ratings were never that bad (7.5-9). But women don't really care about looks anyway.

>But women don't really care about looks anyway.
Keep dreaming. mebe read some research papers.

hello again, you are a bit early today. this thread seems better than most, however.

Seriously. Personality is more important than looks for most women.

Hi user.

yes shure, dream on, when you awake you can say thx

Incel propaganda

I'm average looking with a decent body. Not Zyzz material but at least Hollister model material. Never had any interest from women.

And you are a rule how? Never heard the term outlier?

I am an outliers because I have a shit personality. Most good-looking men also have a good personality.

You're lying, autistic or both.

Won't post face. But my body is pretty alright.

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at least i haven't given you the same advice for the seventh time.... ;P

Fuck a pornstar or a stripper.

See if you can fuck that fat bitch Lisa Sparxxx. She'd totally fuck you

had this conversation with him enough times that I'm reasonably sure he isn't lying. autistic? maybe.

I would assume that it is harder to fuck a porn star / stripper than it is to fuck a normal person. They are above average looking and are probably not particularly hungry for cock.

OK bro, this is the former wizard here who got laid at 33.
Your body is far, far better than mine.
And women DO care about that.
So keep up what you're doing, try to improve game. I don't know where you start becaue I"m not sure what your starting point is.
But as I said, for me, I couldn't fake the "alpha" pickup artist stuff.
"Be yourself" is a cliche, and I guess we all act a LITTLE bit different in some ways to impress girls, but don't swallow their BS 100%.
For me, just being honest and trying to be funny seemed to work.
Try having convo's with girls on /soc/ without posting yuor pics, without trying to contactfag them. That's where I started to gain traction I guess

>They are above average looking
LOL

Ohh, you're the climber user, how's it going?
Here's what I thought - do people at your work drink after work on Fridays?

>So keep up what you're doing, try to improve game. I don't know where you start becaue I"m not sure what your starting point is.

I start at rock bottom.

>For me, just being honest and trying to be funny seemed to work.

I am not funny, but I am honest. Out of necessity. I simply don't possess the social intelligence to play pretend.

No. The people at my work are mostly old people doing this kind of work in order to get social benefits.

Dude what are you talking about? Both points are not true at all man, theres a TON of porn sluts that fuck their fans for money. Same with strippers, they fuck if you have the cash. If you have any sort of money, you should be able to get laid

why are you on the internet when a recreational sports league will connect you with other people?

I don't. As I said, I currently work minimum wage.

I've been in a rock climbing club for years. No connection yet.

Seriously. Most porn stars are so out of my league that it is not funny.

well, actually I've ever only dated two girls, neither of which wore makeup. I'm currently firends with benefits with one that wears makeup, but I prefer her au naturel. and if you think wearing makeup, which is a superficial thing, is the same as playing a sperglord-trilby-wearing-goodguy incel, you need to go find a painless way to kys, fast. cheers.

one definition states that friendship is dyadic, reciprocal, voluntary, egalitarian, and provides companionship. if you are just here to vent, that's cool. have you noticed that you never ask anyone else a question? if you want to develop your interaction skills, asking others questions would be a great beginning.

the kys here i see on Yea Forums always make me lol
thx

>have you noticed that you never ask anyone else a question?

In real life interactions, I always ask the questions. Simply because I don't have much to say about myself.

this fat fuck can get laid no problem. say what again?

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what what diabetus

avoiding diabetus by fucking so much, yes

Congratz on trying to lose weight by exercising (fucking)!

well, in my work i can't close a ticket without talking to someone.... i'm sick of interacting with people at work. that's why i'm in school for routers. they don't talk, and they don't have a person to sneeze on the keyboard just before i begin work... ugh. oh, and they are locked in a room that no one can enter! even better.

bump

What makes it easy in Germany? In my experience German girls get down.

How many hours a week do you spend LARPing?

German girls are not particularly frigid.

Where's the LARP?

If you spend that much time being active, you aren’t super short, and your face didn’t get mauled by a tiger, you’re not really a virgin.

10/10 positive a halfway decent wingman could get to laid within 48 hours.

I'm doing my best! and failing, but that's beside he point... right?

Unless maybe you actually want to be a virgin and you just sabotage everything, in which case it’s a choice so you can’t complain.

that's a possibility. no shame in being a wizard by choice, right?

>you’re not really a virgin

Yet I am. And not by choice. I am simply not good with women.

>10/10 positive a halfway decent wingman could get to laid within 48 hours.

I have no friends. So no wingmen either.

bump

LARP = Live Action Role Play. as in pretending to be something you are not in these threads.

I know. But I'm not pretending to be anyone.