Got really drunk last night and had my gf piss in my mouth...

got really drunk last night and had my gf piss in my mouth, she was drinking too so it tasted kind of alcoholic so I drank a bunch of her piss and now I woke up this morning feeling like I had to piss but nothing would come out, been really bloated all day and feeling like I have to pee but cant

any medfags know if drinking a lot of piss could have messed me up? Im to scared to go to a doctor and tell them what I did

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anyone? Im really worried I messed up and I want to know if me and my gf can go back to drinking each others piss

Too much piss and the addiction centres of the brain start to kick in, causing physiological changes to the body due to the hormones it contains. Now to be able to piss properly yourself you'll just have to drink more of her piss. It's a vicious circle, but there's no known cure.

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you're a piss addict now
drink more piss

drink water and wait. if you still feel bad tomorrow go to the doctor. Shouldn't be an issue. How much piss did you drink?

Just go to the ER, shits dangerous. Just say you went out to drink dont remember much and now you cant pee.

Rip your Kidneys

Drinking your gf’s piss is probably not particularly dangerous.

However, inability to urinate sure as shit is.

Doctor here. My advice is to stop drinking piss. Faggot.

she was pissing a lot throughout the night I probably drank a couple full beer glasses worth at least

Double dubs of reason checked

>stop drinking piss
what a quack

yeah but will they be able to tie it to what we do, because I really like doing it especially when we drink because she drinks a lot of fruity drinks and I really love the taste of her piss and I get off so much on it

Just start eating her shit instead. They'll never know.

also just to note she drank some of my pee not as much and we do this regularly and she has never had problems

But it's sooo good, my gf has the best tsting piss

Girls pee has different chemical comp than men. For instance, a female dog pissing on your lawn kills the grass. OP gon die.

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Post a pic of your gf.

Who would drink Someone’s piss? Fucking retard

There is literally nothing dangerous about drinking piss. You're just paranoid faggot.

Your body liked the taste of piss so much and now it won't get rid of it from your organism. You're fucked

Drinking piss is okay the first time around, if you (or she) was drinking mostlh wate before. Drinking it, then pissing, and drinking again is really bad for you (e.g. if she drinks your piss, then you drink hers after she processed yours). Add to that the alcohol involved, and you're rolling some risky dice:
>uric acid
>alcohol toxins
>shit that your bodies are trying to eliminate
>but you're reintroducing them to your already weakened liver
>lower hydration
Keep it up and you'll end up on dialysis