Ylyl conservative retard edition

ylyl conservative retard edition

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Thread fail

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Kek lul rly owning the libs kekkekek

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cry louder, little baby libfags

That doesn't seem like a great response specifically to that picture.

Shood shoop in a few arrows so make sure ppl see the komment

Huehuehuehuehuehue

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Real YLYL material, nice one OP

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imagine being this low IQ'd.

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god the left can't meme for shit

100% agree. We need some common sense vagina laws like a 3 day waiting period, and they should be banned from schools.

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>consdier

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Is a bakery a platform on which other people can post their cakes and the bakery is immune to liability if any of the cakes are poisoned?

Op she touched me between my legs and on my booty. She stuck her finger in my poopoo hole. She made me put my peepee in her mouth. Im confused.

Did somebody say "/pol/ humor thread"?

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didnt make it, just reposting cos its funny and true

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Communists are universally retarded.

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Do you know how fucking retarded you sound?

>misspellings are true
ok user

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>Ben Shecklepiro

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Yes, that's the point. It's a really stupid infographic, and you should be ashamed.

Just... terrible.

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you are a credit to your kind

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If walls dont work why do rich democrats have them around their houses?

To be fair... A wall is a physical barrier and laws are only words on a monitor.

Shut you prolapsed rectum, faggot.

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This thread is fail. Nothing to do with conservatives and def not funny.

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You're just an idiot

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fucking cringe

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It's not an infographic you stupid fuck it's two side by side screencaps

Sounds more like "OP is a mega faggot sucking gelatinous windmills of dicks" thread.

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Would you prefer meme, widdle baby?

You just responded to one specifically mentioning conservatives though...

The left can't meme. Every time you cockwads come up out of the woodwork, you attempt to feign snark, but it just winds up being clunky, untrue, or unfunny.

I like that Trump's done both. Instead of releasing asylum-seekers in the U.S., they're now legally required to wait in Mexico, or the first country whose border they crossed, for countries further south. Mexican police have actively been killing at the border Guatemalans, El Salvidorians, etc. who try to cross into Mexico to try to get to America, because now they'll be a burden on Mexico while they wait. Can't wait to vote for him in 2020.

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Or they just try to copy memes, like the NPC

FUCK NIGGERS lol

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Proof positive the left can't meme for shit. KEK

They really hated that one. I think it hit a little too close to home.

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Isn't literally every comedian and every comedy writer left-leaning? Even the ones with right wing views are pretty left on social issues.

Whyd you have to go and fuck Jim Taggert up like that

The reaction was very entertaining.

Cry more, you pedantic retard.

If gun control doesn't stop criminals from getting guns, why does Australia have almost no gun crime?

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Thanks for letting me know.

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Umadbro?

Which is why we are in the catacombs of comedy these days.

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>Don't kikes only give those who suck their cocks just right T.V. shows?
FTFY

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>White males
It's funny that they essentially created (and continue to create) the instrument of their own destruction.

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based

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They have much more than what is reported. Why don't you also try:
>Why does Israel have much higher ownership but much lower crime?
or
>Why does Sweden, who mandates gun ownership, have almost zero crime?
or even
>Why is Mexico so violent when they have strict gun laws and only one store in the whole country?
Keep choking on that MSM dick.

To be fair this is a low IQ play. The reason being that they are following the rules set out by youtube, and even engage in paying in advertisement to them. Which means that youtube is ultimately failing on their end of either the contract, or the applications of rules that they themselves set forward.

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It's not just these days my guy.

You're doing it wrong, son. Maybe taking your helmet off will allow blood flow back to your brain, elevating your IQ temporarily to 5.

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>IQ'd

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It was much less bitter and cringey 20 years ago.

Trump's ads were much more focused on policy than Hillary's ads who only focused on her being a woman and Trump being a meanie.

So I'm not sure who this image thinks its fooling.

you know the point of the meme is the 2 options should be about the same topic, fucktard. jesus the left can't meme.

I missed the part where they wanted to limit speech. Or you making a follow up?

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>Why does Israel have much higher ownership but much lower crime?
it really makes me think

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yes bc having a wall around a home is the same as maintaining a border along an entire country you fucking autist

wut

>IQ'd

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>Being offended that educated people feel strongly about the integrity of their leadership personnel
You sure this isnt le ironic lib hate thread?

Except that Yea Forums used to be the meme factory of the internet when it was largely apolitical but somewhat left wing cringey hipsters, and then ended up a backwater when alt righters took it over cause they didn't recognize tongue in cheek humor, and now most memes come from other sites

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So every content distributer is headed by a kike, and they are all conspiring to oppress conservative comedians?

What do you consider to be the golden age of comedy, then?

>Every shooter who isn't explicitly of any other ideology must be right-wing.

fucking retarded liberals. There must be a lot of right-wing white supremacists in chicago according to that map. and I know for a fact there have been no right-wing shootings in Montana, or North Dakota in the last decade, so at this point you're just making shit up.

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>because NIGGER
All you'll ever need to know about the alt-wyte brain

what in the fuck is this boomer shit

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Leftist jokes are garbage.

Hey, hipster douchebages. They're supposed to be FUNNY.

They barely had any to start with.

Meanwhile, Australia now currently is one of the countries with the most reported takes in the world, sitting at double the average rate.

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>muh toxic masculinity
>muh toxic whiteness
>muh sexism
>muh racism
>muh ableism
>lmao cry harder white man, we niggers/faggots/cunts have it so much harder by default
>omg why are white men radicalizing, ples stop
I just wanted to play vidya.

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Cope harder, faggot.

so buttblasted overr a shoop

how does it feel being such bad liars that crudely drawn ms paint comics can invalidate your entire ideology

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I have no idea about the golden age, I was born in 77. It seemed there was an infinite supply in the 80s-90s. Even Cosby was humorous back in teh 70s. I was excited to see Chapelle come back, but then he just shit talked Trump. Like he's breaking new ground there.

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>So every content distributer is headed by a kike
I hope this isn't news to you.

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*rapes

They get protection from the government like the phone company does when someone uses it, but when they pick and choose what to host they lose that privilege and can be held liable as publisher.

You're thinking of Switzerland not Sweden, and the answer to both Israel and Switzerland is most likely cultural AND the fact that they both mandate military service. So literally every gun owner is a soldier. Also Mexico is filled with crime because we empowered south american cartels with arms for money to fight illegal wars, and now they own Mexico and sell drugs to Americans

Yeah, it's super easy to draw shit comics based on strawmen you've created.

Actually, it's because KIKES. Niggers and spics are just a tool to them.

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Meme's not wrong, kid. And "Boomers" almost never come here, they're too old to even know about this place (in most instances). Gen Xers are what you zoomer dipshits erroneously refer to as "Boomer", because you're fucking stupid.

The rules set out by YouTube say that YouTube can terminate your account at any time for any reason.

You're gonna be so mad when he wins again.

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>most reported takes
nigga wut

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Lost

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>hey guys let's go around calling white men pussies all the time lol that'll show em
>omg why are white men so mad?

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According to all research available the more educated you are the more likely you are to be liberal. Feel free to search it on the browser of your choice.

Typical libtards.

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We wuz kangs is just black for "my glorious white ancestors built all of this"

both would work

What do you call this one?

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There are some people on the right that really believe a bunch of autistic nerds on a Chinese taco website in the early 2000s were on their side.

>conservative retard edition
>posts lefitst retard content

>I showed you for calling me a pussy

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You know what niggers and bicycles have in common?
>they both stop working when you take off the chains

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>implying average citizens in the USA know what a vulva is

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>doesn't include abortions
fake news.

>"not Jewish at all"
Nice try, faggot. No amount of shilling is going to stop him from winning 2020.

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>Thinks Chapelle hasn't been left wing literally his entire career

Holy fucking shit... These people...

>educated
You spelled "indoctrinated" wrong.

You mean this guy?

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yeah but check this out

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So what you're saying is we need more government regulation? :)

>guns=walls
First if all, "criminals," is a buzzword. Anyone can get around gun control. Bet you didn't know you can take a gun on a plane to the .ajority of European countries and not vet arrested on the plane or in the airport. Faggot.

YFW Ivanka is like totally jewish. Like she took the classes and everything.

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Fucking hell. People need to get off the internet

shut up boomer

>Lefitst

>stock results vary based on ideology
I chuckled

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Isn't his son in law a Jew?

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So then I could just say all of the people who voted for trump were indoctrinated instead of educated?

Hey by the way...

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Wow, you sure showed me, mouth breather. Did you have to think real hard for that retort, or is that something you post instinctively everytime someone strain's your miniscule brain?

Not bad

>Ivanka is Donald
kys retard
Yes, but it's not retroactive. Your daughter marrying a Jew doesn't make you a Jew. It just makes her a degenerate.

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Nice false equivalency, nigger.

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So you think literally millions of babies are being murdered... And instead of taking up arms and trying to stop it, you post on a Korean deli meat website?

>these niggers who shot someone prove incel mass shooters aren't a thing

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what a terrible photoshop job

I just wanted pictures of a dude sucking himself of in random or absurd situations, but instead I got a bunch of low IQ propaganda. Sad day.

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Ok that’s great

You could, doesn't make a difference really, if you're a partisan zombie, you're indoctrinated no matter what color kool-aid you drink.

>I CANT SEE
nigga how do you post?

Gotta post the full picture

Best part is that news story showed up several weeks _after_ the meme lmao

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I lean left on a number of issues but this is why people are turning on urban this issue.

The guy wasn't a NeoNazi.
The fucking Southern Poverty Law Center lists atheist scientist Sam Harris and Muslim Islamic reformer Majid Nawaz and Iane hirsiali

We call people who are not bad over the top, and don't call out the truly bad on our side and theirs.

When Sam Harris is right wing you've become an extremist.

There's plenty of right wing douchebags. But the Google memo guy, Louis CK, every right leaning speaker at a college. They're not it.

We're turning into the side of censorship and shouting people down. Angry Christians used to shout people down. Now we do it like a sign of pride.

We can't accomplish anything with a lying, scape goating narrative.

I used to lean far left as a kid. Then slightly right. Then back and forth across the line. But always more libertarian than big state.

Liberals are(in only the US mostly )turning into the anti free speech crowd. At least the loudest voices. And that sucks.

How did we end up being mad at people critical of Islam. The mothership of anti freedom ideas.

Cut it out.
I want to remain a classical liberal in some areas. Which oddly enough resembles a moderate conservative these days. FUCK.

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I went from voting (D) to voting (R) in the last 3 years. Until The Bugaloo hits, that's about as much as I can do.

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But her and her husband both have power in the White House, and trump didn't disown her for being a degenerate.

So how exactly are the Jews and Trump seperate?

>I lean left on a number of issues
Yeah, no youre a cunt

This is you.

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>this teenager's face
there's no way this is real

just no way

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ok nigger at least my family likes me

No, you're just a little dipshit cucklord.

my booger brother just don't vote bc trump has taken the bumpy bois and soon braces

no u

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The only miatake that white men made wasto give lesser beings a portion of their power. Whites have bred themselvesto be superior leaders in all ways. As such, giving those power who lack the responsibility to wield it will be their ruin.

Scroll up to see the woke moderate clown meme and you will see how you are a useful idiot stereotype. A bunch of faggot SJWs being faggots doesn't make literal actual Nazis who want the kikes to be burned not Nazis

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Wow you sure got me there you fucking faggot.

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KEK shit is weak, son. Go home, its past your bedtime.

Yes.
Cause whites are different.
I mean certain whites only.
The left and right in America suck.

You're all failures.
Centrist masterrace out.

So I guess that whole second amendment isn't really helping us too much

>mass shooters
COMMON SENSE NIGGER CONTROL NOW

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That's about the level of response I'd expect from a Downey up past his bedtime.

so buttblasted

Off yourself soon incel

ok faggot keep sharing meme war veterans posts on facebook you old bitch

>Downey
When you can't even spell retard

>muh Trump is a Jew
Shill harder. Trump is dismantling the globalist world order that the kikes have worked so long and hard to craft. He is not himself a Jew. The fact that he didn't disown his daughter for marrying a Jew is less than ideal, but he's a man who knows how to play the optics. Trump is separate from the Jews because, as I originally stated, Trump himself is not a Jew.

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fuck off NIGGER

>Oh no, facts that contradict my narrative. Time to project and call him an "incel"

assblast supreme

Everything started going downhill when we let women vote. Simple as that.

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I feel for you my dude. I was a left winger pissed off at SJWs too. Even used to watch Dave Rubin and call myself a classical liberal... But then I started to realize that Rubin literally never debates and left wingers, takes money from right wingers, and that most of these new "anti sjw" faggots are paid actors trying to convert going white dudes who hate sjws into right wingers. You can break the cycle my guy. You can hate sjws and right wing faggots at the same time.

I called you an incel you dickless turbovirgin. Not "him".

>literally shaking

>no response
DESPITE MAKING UP ONLY %13 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION
NIGGERS COMMIT OVER 50% OF THE CRIME
Now isn't that just quacking crazy?

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Isn't he also really close to the PM of Israel and built the US embassy where they wanted him to?

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Sorry that niggers raped your mother. But the good news is you were born, I guess.

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Never said that.
I'm talking about hating on people who are not shit.
This is the lefts problem, we are blameless. But we are attacking our allies.

No one is pure enough.
No one is good enough.
We eat our own.

We have become hamsters on the left. We eat our own. Seen a hamster govern effectively?

Matt Damon said being rat duck raped is worse than a slap on the button, which is also bad

Burn him. Burn fucking Matt Damon. Everything is bad. And even good is worst.

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>O-only one person ITT thinks I'm a faggot
lol

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Incels can't meme

If pointing out an extra letter in my spelling (I'm on mobile by the way) is the best you've got, then you are one limp dicked little faggot KEK

>moving the goalposts
Gradually, I began to hate them.
>I can't argue the facts, I know, I'll talk about nigger dicks
This is your brain on leftism.

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We all think youre a faggot stormfag

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lol

Not true. What IS true is that faggots can't reproduce, except through pedophilia.

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I know, what a fucking retard.

OK

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Or you could stop demanding "the GOP" pay you money for your "women's health" services.

>I'm on mobile
You may be a rentboy homeless loser but at least your wyte.

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>We
It always amazes me how leftists are incapable of speaking for themselves.

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No, you still cant meme incel

Confused, faggot?

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Conspiracy faggot much?
"forced inoculations"
Yeah those.. Forced flu shots. Too pussy to admit artist is an anti vaxxer

Cap and Trade. FedReserve. And on it goes. Shit normal conservatives were fine with.

BTW carbon tax is fucking awesome too. Deal with it.

Speaking for myself youre a sad kissless knob polisher

Yes you are

This is the first funny left meme ever

Taxing your way to environmental sustainability. Because stealing other people's money is a leftist's solution to everything.

>SEETHING this hard
Embarrassing. Go dilate you freak.
>The government should be able to inject you with whatever they want
>(((Conservatives))) are fine with the federal reserve
>knowing this little about who contributes to pollution on a global scale
wew lad, that's a hell of a lot of retardation crammed in to one post

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Its like kindergarten in here tonight.

>We
>speaking for myself
Schizo detected.

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Like you earn enough to pay tax

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People are getting progressively dumber with each generation.

>implying that stud is an incel

no u

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Still better than sucking off a corporate Shill just to survive.

ADL... Great source!

KEK stay mad you silly little bitch

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He lives in Indiana and is doing hard time for meth if you want to go give him a handy during visiting hours.

no u

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Goddamn the right cannot meme to save its life. Fucking pathetic.

I accept your defeat.
>living under a tyrannical government until you starve to death is better than having to work for a living
This is why you're losing.

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KEK you can't even wield the simplest of memes correctly. Do keep trying though, it's hilarious watching retards bumble about
>left really really can't meme

>muh collection of cells is equal to a human
Go kill yourself, retard.

>the right cannot meme to save its life
COPE harder you whiny little faggot.

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I accept that you will never see a vagoo irl

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>KEK
Thanks for admitting you lost

>a baby isn't a baby even when it's capable of surviving outside the womb
Enjoy your child murder, degenerate.

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I've fucked plenty of girls, actually. Somewhere around two dozen. You just keep on projecting, though.

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There is no real alternative to youtube. There are usually many bakers in most cities.

That's an awfully vivid imagination coupled with the dimmest intellect I've seen on Yea Forums all week. Please go on, wow me with your ever deepening levels of autism.

Maybe you missed my other post.
I'm centrist libertarian.
Taking money from massive corporations, sure.

How about we start with ending corporate welfare
As a real skeptic I follow what works. Carbon tax works.
You want to defend the anti VAX shit now?
Or be selective and strawman me?

I'm for carbon tax.
I never said flat across the board idiot. Besides why are fossil fuel companies know welfare.
Last i checked that was someone else's money too.

Difference is you use talking points I follow evidence and adjust accordingly
Thats where critical thinking and skepticism take you. On the train of peer reviewed evidence to truth town.

Bitch.

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>I've fucked plenty of girls
Sure Sir Fagalot

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Lol were you even alive in 2015-2016? The only reason Trump had policies was because he would say whatever shit popped into his head at his rallies and his campaign team would have to scramble to make it sound like a consistent message, which usually resulted in Trump doubling down on his "ideas" at his next rally. Trump never intended to become president, his aim was clearly just to run his campaign, drum up publicity for his brand, and quit the race after a couple primaries to return to TV with a new ghostwritten book about his time running to promote and a few years of well-paid panel appearances and speaking engagements where he would spend his time rambling on from one barely-coherent mockery about his former campaign opponents to the next.

>we're uh... we're GONNA BUILD A WALL, YEAH, THAT'S IT
>oh, you all actually like the wall thing? shit, that'll be expensive... uhhhh... Mexico will... PAY for it? Yeah? YEAH. MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT
>how will Mexico pay for it? uuuuhhhhhhhh...............
>we're gonna GET RID OF OBAMACARE. what's going to replace it? idk, something awesome probably
>we're gonna do trade all different. wait, what specifically would we change? uhhhhhhhhhhhh...
>THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT US I THINK

I guess the Hillary campaign figured most Americans were smart enough to see what a complete train wreck a Trump presidency would be, and also it was painfully obvious that Hillary would have governed much like her predecessor: a center-left administration with corporatist leanings except on issues like environmentalism, minority rights, and improving the ACA. Except for a slight leftward push from the Bernie campaign her messaging was pretty consistent.

Lost

Found the abortion survivor.

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I’m in favor of murdering as many babies as possible. That way they’ll never know the boring dystopia we all live in.

Still crying? I can call your mom for you.

Could you cancerous shitlords take your shit to >>/pol/?

Just a reminder: Not being able to shut the fuck up about politics for five minutes does not make you smart.

Ain't that fencing in Donald? Like in a dog run...

>this is the best they can do
>I’m in favor of murdering as many babies as possible
I think that that's actually the standard Democrat platform this year.

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Like I said before, confused faggot? I'm not the dude that posted the shit you originally replied to, I chimed in later to fuck with you, and you still haven't made the connection yet, "genius" KEK
>check the post IDs

Whoever designed the chart in this should be kicked in the head repeatedly.

>waaaaah ples don't invade my bubble

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Your 5th grade tier insults have no power here, child. But you are a quaint little bitch

>when you can't argue

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Agreed, it's not the best. But, oddly enough, if you try to google "crime by race", the only charts that come up are "victims of crime by race". Really makes me think

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Your shit is weak. Aren't you ashamed?

>when you can't argue
>makes no argument

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Because it was made by functional retards?

He's not wrong.

Still waiting for your argument Special Ed.

I feel no shame, especially for picking on hapless mental invalids such as yourself. Git gud or go home, princess.

nice digits

What is it that you are hoping to accomplish with these 30-40+ threads per day? It just seems like a lot of effort for not a lot of voters. If you subtract people who aren't American, people who are 12, and people who can't be bothered to vote you aren't left with a whole lot. Of the ones you are left with how many do you think support Trump? Of those how many do you plan to change their political beliefs based on these spam threads that are on Yea Forums because you're too scared to post them on /pol/? It just seems like a lot of effort for not a lot of payoff.

You just did the exact same thing buddy

Here again.
No forced flu shots.
Moderate conservatives are OK with the Fed. Dur.

I'm a centrist Canadian. You're nation is shit anyway. And I once liked you as neighbors but people like you can't be reached. You'll always strswman you don't want a discussion. You play for a team. You're not a thinker. You're not a skeptic. You don't value evidence. Why bother.

You're bathed in shut radio and live in a Google Search bubble. There's no hope. I don't even really care about your politics buy thought maybe I could talk sense to the left and right in America. But you're both fucked in the head

I miss reddit in 2008. It was ~20% programmers from Y Combinator and the comment threads were often clever.
Now, the comment threads are just a series of regurgitated smart-ass replies, which is what average people think it means to be clever.

South Korea is an expert manipulator. They know that by telling Donald he did something he'll be putty in their hands (on trade and military funding). Hes so simple like when I used to tell my 7 year old cousin how strong he is to make him carry in groceries with a smile.

The only thing youre picking is the wanker cankers on your tiny peen.

Who is this supposed to represent? Jimmy Carter? Trump? Bush? You do realize MOST of them were white and partly southern don't you?

Dubs of truth.

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>What is it that you are hoping to accomplish with these 30-40+ threads per day?
This is literally my first time on Yea Forums today.
>It just seems like a lot of effort
When you do what you love, you never work a day in your life.
>f those how many do you plan to change their political beliefs
>implying I'm here to change hearts and minds
I just like dabbing on retarded leftists.
>you're too scared to post them on /pol/
>what even are multiple tabs
lmao git gud scrub

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Wow! That's some nice propaganda you got there faggot!

No IDs on app. Shut bitch.

Look at the t-shirt dumbfuck

>I'm a centrist Canadian. You're nation is shit anyway.
>Leaf opinions
>mattering
o i am laffin

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Ok, thats a 2/10, but at least you made a semblance of an effort this time.
>"I insulted his penis, that'll show him"
Now you're about 7th grade level. Keep trying user, you'll troll like a big boy someday.

Take the atomic black pill and kill yourself incel.

>I'll insult his intelligence, that'll show him
Keep bringing that weak shit Otis.

Hahahahaha kys

Nigger.

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How about you eat my ass again?

>I’m in favor of murdering as many babies as possible
>I think that that's actually the standard Democrat platform this year.

And...?

Hey dude, my grandma's dying of a rare organ disease and a group of scientists say you 1) are a perfect match as an organ donor and 2) have a genetic immunity to my grandma's disease. My grandma is also a scientist on the verge of curing cancer and developing practical applications of faster-than-light travel, so her contributions to the world are invaluable provided she remains alive long enough to see to their experimental success. The genetic immunity you possess will only be effective in keeping my grandma's disease at bay if you remain hooked up to my grandmother via a series of blood transfusion tubes that must remain connected at all times. Given your stance on abortion, I'm sure you'll have no problem with this arrangement! Thanks!

That's his dad. They've been on tv.

>I'm centrist libertarian.
Imagine living in the world today and thinking that centricism is an option. Enjoy sitting on that fence post as it rises further and further up your ass. No matter which side wins, you will get the rope.

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You realize that book was written by a heterosexual woman right?

DUMPSTERS BTFO!!

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Unpack is still good.
Lol at the rest.
Peeps that can't express themselves.

I literally said
>when the baby is viable outside the womb
lurn2argue and then kill yourself you degenerate retard

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>Be liberal
>Support biggest corporations having power over speech
>Want the government in charge of everyone's health care
Yes, you Yea Forumsoys have made liberals proud. George Carlin is smiling somewhere in Hell.

I can do this all night Nancy, but the thing is, your attempts at insults miss their mark because you're shooting in the dark, and well, because you're stupid and unoriginal. Keep up the false bravado, I'm still rolling on the floor laughing at your silly ass.

yeah baby murder is the new in-thing. you can make babies any time, it's not really that special.

give me one good reason why human life matters. now understand that having a baby will destroy all of that if the baby is unwanted or the parents can't afford it. It's pretty cyclical but if life has any value than don't ruin it for people society has already invested in. It doesn't make sense

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Country sucks but cultures dope. Had Nigerian royal style feasts or smoked game?

>I can do this all night Nancy
You mean fapping to traps?

Uhh, you realize that 5 billion is a finite number right?

Bahaha wup- phoneposting here, had to zoom a little. Point still stands though.

>RICK AND MORTY? I LOVE RICK AND MORTY! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?

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You're literally a collection of cells, as are we all.