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Aegis claimed.
Quiet night
Ritsu
hello hello, I love you all
Beach party?
Hello!
Totally!
hello retro waifu! are you well today?
kek
Yes very well, how are you?
Hup!
I am glad to hear this
Of course!
I am glad to hear this
An eye-patch with the katakana for her name. Poor Nui lost her eye while playing with scissors.
Good to hear
What?
I see. I am sorry to hear about this, that sounds like it was very dangerous.
It's okay, nothing can keep Nui down for long.
I am glad to hear this
you the guy who knows about trap hentai
Claiming Fujino.
She's a rascal.
nothing.
Yes?
she is very cute, yes
claim't
Didnt look like nothing
i want nabiki to findom me
the scene with kuno in the cafe is so cute lol
I do not understand this reply.
Nabiki always was low key the hottest Tendo sister.
Cuteness.
I see!
Checking in.
good morning
she looks like she's dying inside
Rape.
Who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy?
helo
good morning friend
Nice.
How goes it?
How lewd! (You're right though).
Fuck you whore
we like fortnite
we like fortnite
we like fortnite
you got any trap hentai that can make a straight man gay
hello ruby
Doing alright, taking some time to get some of my adulting crap done...
Just noticed trip 0 thanks, just getting things done that I've been avoiding
Hi
I see. good luck on adult!
Yes it is
That's good. Getting what you need done means more time to goof off.
this is my waifu and i have returned
hello tsugu
Yeah but how tight is she
Understandable, have a nice day.
No, because it ain't gay.
Did you want anything else with that? Like an extra fetish?
thank you user, how're you?
good morning, how's it going?
welcome back
how're you
I am doing my best today. did you rest well, friend?
hello!
yes im alright, i just got back from helping my mother out with something
how are you doing?
hey there
hiya
im good, played a lot of wow after my nap and i just got back from helping my mom with a thing at a place
how was your rest?
She heals from most wounds almost instantly, so...
that's good, keep it up. oh i could've gotten more, but it was fine enough
glad to hear! was the nap super comfy and stuff? was helping with the thing at a place good
hmm, rest was alright.. could've gotten some more, woke up kind of early..
not so good.
you?
yes the nap was very good, i woke up very well rested
the thing at the place was boring and i learned that i would hate a job running a register so thats good to have learned in that situation instead of a worse one
ah, sorry to hear it. one of these days my sleep transference machine will be ready for alpha testing, so get ready for that
Yah I guess, still a pain though
Thanks
Ok
A Tsugu
>
a me-gu!
how are you?
i just want your best trap
sorry to hear that, hope you feel better soon
i'm doing alright enough myself, kind of sleepy.. not up to much, just gonna watch some youtube here soon i guess
yay, glad to hear
y-yea i guess so, learning experiences are important and stuff
no, that's quite alright! i wont need it, i appreciate the offer though
im gonna try to sleep.
i hope you find something nice to watch
Greetings
alright, hope you sleep well, goodnight
thank you, i'm sure i will
i was mostly just doing a favor for my mom, i owe it to her, but it was nice to learn
youre getting it if i have to force it!
hey there, how are you today?
hello
is a simpleton like me allowed to post here
i like borgar girls
I'm good, how are you?
Not well rested, irritable, and have subordinates brown nosing me.
>
Here's one of them.
hello!
of course, and here's a gift to you :)
im glad to hear it!
im well, just playing some wow as i relax for the rest of the night, not much to say
got any plans for the rest of your day?
well i suppose i expect you to not have rested, but im sorry to hear about the rest, i hope it all works out
actually i dont really know what brown nosing means, thats bad right?
Just going to sit back and play games, I finished my Oblivion campaign so now I'm on to GTA San Andreas
Trying to gain my favor.
> licc
Better than your boss sucking up to you
Why
sounds nice and comfy! i hope you enjoy yourself :)
oh i see. what does your favor bring?
Subordinates are supposed to suck up to an extent, not the other way around
>Taboos sure feel nice, don't they?
oh okay, that's very nice of you to do. and yea, learning is good!
i guess i'll just have to build a sleep transfer negation machine
do you have work tomorrow?
yummi borgar
Promotions, better coffee, longer smoke breaks and less suffering.
Good thing I scored zero on an empathy test.
Would have been cool if it was a smol asian lady as my boss.
Yes
cum on her forehead
You too!
its expected of me to do! i think. it should be, anyway
ill just have to outsmart it then!
i do not, but i do have d&d so ill be out that night
indeed! burgers are cute. i mean girls eating burgers are cute.
i have another one somewhere but it will take too long to find, sorry
how are you doing today?
oh you mean like irl? i thought you meant in the thread for some reason
w-well, you give them an inch, as they say....
good luck with all that, i suppose.
now that's something that could end a war
Oh, the people in this thread just want good hentai.
i don't know if it's expected really, regardless it's still really nice of you to do
no! maybe i'll just have to break your sleep transfer machine.. which i really dont want to do
oh that's alright, i hope it's super fun. you've been playing that a lot recently, haven't you?
The text was just dripping with lewd.
why would I cum on something I want to eat...
it's okay, i have a whole folder...
i am well
just not feeling good for some reason, sick?
interview tomorrow
hope I wake up in time and don't mess it up
Thanks OP. I love Nabiki. Here is Shampoo
Shampoo!
>See how shiny and sparkly it is?
i see. well its a good thing youre here then, right?
it should be! they took care of me for a long time when i was younger and dumber
i will mass produce them i dunno i just wish i could help you get more consistent, restful sleep.
it is pretty fun. well i used to not play at all because it wasnt fun but they changed some things and now its pretty fun again
i have a folder too but i meant of tsugu specifically
oh im sorry to hear it. i hope you feel better by tomorrow.
maybe youre just a little nervous? im sure itll go well!
Your waifu is a SHIT
my gay fish waifu is better than your garbage waifu
wheere am i
she's not on there
Oh good, best waifu not on there.
my waifu has autism
She surely has something if she puts up with Kirito.
I don't know any of the characters in the folder really...I just like borgar
worst case scenario i keep my current job
just gotta remember that
thanks
What?
I guess so
gasp
an ancient waifu
My waifu, forever and always.
vinny's a weeb vinny's a weeb vinny's a weeb vinny's a weeb vinny's a weeb vinny's a weeb vinny's a weeb vinny's a weeb vinny's a weeb vinny's a weeb vinny's a weeb
thats alright, burgers are cute too
right, see itll work out no matter what :)
good luck!
youre very welcome :)
i think its a good thing youre here
got any plans for the rest of your day?
hello
dox?
Hup!
No, Vinesauce
Hey. Don't mind me, just nepposting because Iris Heart is great. Praise Planeptune!
y-yea i guess so
n-no, that's okay, no mass production necessary. and it's fine, my sleep has been good enough as of recent
yea i remember you telling me about that, i'm glad you're going more and enjoying it more
I'm sorry guys but my waifu is literally better than all of your shit tier bullcrap
WHAT, no its vinny from vinesauce hes a weeb
lmao your waifu will be my waifu's yuri bitch slave and love very second of it
are you that guy from that's making the nui threadS?
Sounds like someone is looking to get worn.
No, but I used to make them on /c/ a lot.
yuri is love
yuri is life
It's true. If your waifu doesn't like girls, she isn't worth having around.
dont be fucking jealous my dude I'm sorry that my waifu is so awesome and urs is a shit
this
if you say so
hope you have a nice day :)
i try to feel that way anyway, otherwise id probably just ignore them and turn them down all the time
good enough isnt good enough!
yeah me too, to be honest i was kinda missing it, and its nice to have a thing to look forward to weekly thats like a vaguely social thing
hello
>Calling Iris Heart shit
i arrive and find truth
hi yuu! how are yuu?
heya tsugu!
nigger iris is "ok" but she is NOT lucy
this
would you want to help do a campaign eventually with haruhi seras and some others
imagine her soft hands around your neck though
Just imagine your waifu having a cute waifu and getting to watch them be all cute and stuff
hey there!
how are you today?
heya
no, sorry. i dont like the distractions playing d&d over the internet allows.
NOPE NOT MY LUCY DONT WANT IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT ANYONE ELSE STOP TRYING
o-oh, well that's alright
w-why not? the only way my sleep could get better is if i have someone to cuddle...
that's good to hear. vaguely social? seems very social
hey! how're you?
i'm doing alright myself, watching some youtube at the moment. i think i'm going to watch john wick 2 sometime later. i watched the first a couple days ago, and watched speed yesterday
Can Lucy make it hurt so good? Come on, you gotta admit, nobody can mix pleasure and pain like Lady Iris
I have the qtest waifu though dont be mad that mine is better
please stop it I like iris but she isn't my Lucy, if I even look at another waifu I feel bad
>imagine your waifu having a cute waifu
I hate yuritards
i'm alright, not really anything special going on but i feel neutral enough i suppose
how about you?
also, i'm wondering if you'd be okay with me adding you on discord? i heard you have yui added so i could probably get your discord tag from him, but i wanted to get your permission first
That's fine, she can be mine. I'll submit to her and give her exactly what she wants.
>He doesn't like girl love
lmao shit taste. Girl love is pure love
hey there
fuck she is so hot you're making me weak
It's time for punishment!
>1488
please...stop I'll be good
if you say so
because it could be better.... m-maybe ill have to... make the ultimate sacrifice.
vaguely social cuz we're nerd, i dunno yeah its pretty darn social.
neutral is... something. better than bad i guess
im good, been taking it easy all day, playing some wow right now
oh, yeah of course, but i promise im not very interesting
you have any plans for the rest of your day?
still doin alright?
thanks, i think.
alright, well that's good to hear. i-is the discord thing directed at me too?
im watching this at the moment, just started on it and it's pretty long though
youtube.com
it's super awesome, highly recommend
hmm, maybe i'll check that out, it does sound pretty interesting..
yay
r-really!?
yea! i mean nerds can talk a lot and stuff, i dont know.. seems like you have to talk a lot with it
mmhm. things are going swimmingly
Alright I think it's time for bed now. Thanks for the funposting, anons
>tfw you recover a bunch of files from an old hard drive
Time to HUP to it!
Test.
m-maybe. probably not. ill clone myself or something, thats probably easier than a sleep transfer machine, right?
yeah you do talk a lot, i dunno why i dont want to call it a 'real' social interaction. probably some weird mental hangup
thats great! i hope it keeps up :)
goodnight, sleep well :)
hello
yeah, lately i've usually been somewhere between bad and neutral, so i'll take neutral any time
sounds like a comf time! how's wow treating you?
thanks!
Memories.
Ah yes, and then there's this.
sup cup
I didn't expect to get any replies... I just wanted to test something... Oh well...
Hello! How are you?
Sup... Uhh... You...
I'm sad that you're responding to everyone but me what do you have against Lucy
Megumin for life
i-i see, im sorry to hear it. i hope things get better than neutral soon
wow is being a fickle beast, it is mostly tedious but i can see the reward at the other end of the tedium and it keeps me going
youre very welcome :)
sounds like a good time
ah, i hope whatever you get is very tasty!
purple, yes?
ive been meaning to tell you something for like a month now
hi
you are responding to everyone but me. What the fuck I like attention too
What do you like physically about your waifu? I personally love Fujino's eyes.
Her guns.
Holy shit dude. Who is this now? I don't know whether to be more disgusted or impressed...
you busted in here calling everyone's waifu shit what did you expect lmao
Megumin is 14 ya know
her hair, her eyes, her personality, her name, her choice of clothes, and her tiddies are pretty nice
yeah, me too
that's kinda how mmos are i suppose! it's why i dropped runescape for the most part, but i do get the appeal
She is the purist.
Hard to say. Hair drills maybe?
yeah well I'm sorry...I've been drinking, Lucy is the still the best tho : )
guys I have a confession to make...
my waifu is a guy
I'm sorry... I have nothing against you... Here is your response...
>angry gay noises
Cute
>tfw the one pro user claimer ignores you
y-yea, i'd like that, plenty easy to do too......... is there any restrictions on what i'm allowed to do to your clone?
should stop thinking like that, it is super real!
yea, it's good enough!
w-well yea, i am, i still don't have anyone added.. i'd like to have you added at some point of course though..
i-i'm not too sure if you'd like it... it's kind of uhh, idk..
hmm alright, will make sure to check it out sometime soon then!
>pro user
what did he mean by this
Sorry... I missed your reply because I switched computers... Also, go ahead. What is it...?
Why do you hate me
it hurts more than you think
im sure things will improve s-somehow!
yeah, basically.
:)
glad to hear it!
soon!
sure isnt, not from me anyway. do clones have rights?
yeah i suppose so
i tried that A&W water flavor thing
and you were right it was bad
it's a pain only anons can feel
Hi.
ok but what if your waifu had a bunch of husbandos and she made you fuck them all for her pleasure
Nabiki? Shampoo was the best option
Wholesome or lewd? You decide.
I see... Yeah, they are quite disgusting I think... I'm sorry you didn't like it...
Ignored..
don't shop when you're sleepy
good night also
i guess so
yeah, i know
let me know when/if you want me to give you my tag, whenever you're comfortable
actually for a sec i misunderstood and thought that's what you were saying was super awesome and that you recommend, but you meant john wick lol
i do like some longform, technical stuff, tho
i mean, hey, one of my favorite channels involves a grumpy old anarchist lecturing about civil engineering while playing cities:skylines!
i hope you like it!
yeah...
the grind is never-ending!
...
Good night. Feel better tomorrow.
Sorry
illegal tattoo?
who
hi user
Because they can't see how fucking fat and ugly you are?
good one bro fucking destroyed that weeabo bro
woah dude epic
>you waifu had a bunch of husbandos
then you're a cuck
You got me, bro...