So I decided to get stoopid drunk yesterday
-Downed a 4loko gold with 2 shots of vodka and 2 of whiskey
-end up passing out waay before 9
-wake up at like 3 a.m
Half tied up
Still drunk
And confused as all shiit
My girls medicine bucket was rummaged through and I dunno if I did it
*I most likely did*
-gotta take a serious piss so I head to the bathroom
-check my phone cause who doesn't while they're on the toilet?
-look into my gallery and find that I recorded myself leaning over my friends toilet shoving my hand into my mouth
-( ≧Д≦) mfw I see that that I touched the toilet edge and shoved all that shit down my throat
-(〒﹏〒) mfw I smeared all that spit into my dreads and eye
-kill mee cause my dreads went into the toilet bowl x___x
#I'm training my immune system
So I decided to get stoopid drunk yesterday
Brandon Green
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Adrian Wright
And here's the video link if you wanna see this disaster ಥಥ
imgur.com
Ethan Russell
You're the biggest fucking moron I ever seen on this website and I've been coming here since 2012.
Leo Ross
I second this, mostly cause of dreadlocks
Jonathan Nelson
Thanks duude I'm well aware ಥಥ
My mum should of aborted me
Jose Rodriguez
>imgur.com
fantastic fap material, that's the type of girl i'm into
Wyatt Gray
you can fuck off back to tumblr, this isnt your blog
Matthew Sanchez
Just show your tits and then fuck off.
Joseph Cooper
This.
Nolan Nguyen
Pre dreadss