So I decided to get stoopid drunk yesterday

So I decided to get stoopid drunk yesterday
-Downed a 4loko gold with 2 shots of vodka and 2 of whiskey
-end up passing out waay before 9
-wake up at like 3 a.m
Half tied up
Still drunk
And confused as all shiit
My girls medicine bucket was rummaged through and I dunno if I did it
*I most likely did*
-gotta take a serious piss so I head to the bathroom
-check my phone cause who doesn't while they're on the toilet?
-look into my gallery and find that I recorded myself leaning over my friends toilet shoving my hand into my mouth
-( ≧Д≦) mfw I see that that I touched the toilet edge and shoved all that shit down my throat
-(〒﹏〒) mfw I smeared all that spit into my dreads and eye
-kill mee cause my dreads went into the toilet bowl x___x
#I'm training my immune system

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And here's the video link if you wanna see this disaster ಥಥ
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You're the biggest fucking moron I ever seen on this website and I've been coming here since 2012.

I second this, mostly cause of dreadlocks

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Thanks duude I'm well aware ಥಥ
My mum should of aborted me

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fantastic fap material, that's the type of girl i'm into

you can fuck off back to tumblr, this isnt your blog

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Just show your tits and then fuck off.

This.

Pre dreadss

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