So I decided to get stoopid drunk yesterday
-Downed a 4loko gold with 2 shots of vodka and 2 of whiskey
-end up passing out waay before 9
-wake up at like 3 a.m
Half tied up
Still drunk
And confused as all shiit
My girls medicine bucket was rummaged through and I dunno if I did it
*I most likely did*
-gotta take a serious piss so I head to the bathroom
-check my phone cause who doesn't while they're on the toilet?
-look into my gallery and find that I recorded myself leaning over my friends toilet shoving my hand into my mouth
-( ≧Д≦) mfw I see that that I touched the toilet edge and shoved all that shit down my throat
-(〒﹏〒) mfw I smeared all that spit into my dreads and eye
-kill mee cause my dreads went into the toilet bowl x___x
#I'm training my immune system
So I decided to get stoopid drunk yesterday
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And here's the video link if you wanna see this disaster ಥಥ
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You're the biggest fucking moron I ever seen on this website and I've been coming here since 2012.
I second this, mostly cause of dreadlocks
Thanks duude I'm well aware ಥಥ
My mum should of aborted me
>imgur.com
fantastic fap material, that's the type of girl i'm into
you can fuck off back to tumblr, this isnt your blog
Just show your tits and then fuck off.
This.
Pre dreadss
Yes. Tits. Or leave.
Nice. Anything more recent?
those arnet bad
you look like a nasty hoe, would love to piss on those
>2012
fucking newfag
Have any of you taking a brig inshertion?
timestamp idiiots
Ooooh, edgy. Whatever you do, don't cut yourself.
Moar!
Anyone got sauce on op
Bomping for sauce
Hwy? Hwy did you do this
Moar
Cancer af
Damn. That’s not really something to show off about
Op has delivered
Shit quality, must be an Android
>2012
Fucking summer
post pic of your wide open spread cunt and asshole
Tumblr banned nudity
Damn OP....can I fist you? Stick a pussy pump on you? Make those tits lactate?
My kinda dirty girl.
Get over here on your knees and swallow daddy's cock like a good girl.
Fuck you beta virgin. This is the kind of woman you fuck from behind while wrapping your forearm around her neck to choke her
You're disgusting as fuck and type like a fucking retard. Why would you come here searching for attention? Are you that desperate? Yuck, you're just too gross, go away.
Yes it is. You grab her hair and face fuck her, blow your load on the floor, grab her by the hair and make her lick it up
This user right here gets it
ITT: virgins with no sense of adventure
Gross
Nah the kind of whore you punch in the back of the head as soon as youre about to cum.
Lmao keep watching porn you delusional incel.
Need a nice heavy chain leash on that collar
That's referred to as a donkey punch you virgin.
Summerfag virgin detected
Yeahhhhh, bc everyone wants to stick their dick in a ugly ass bitch licking on a filthy disgusting toilet seat. Yep, no sense of adventure here! You sure got me on that one bucko!
I wanna see that cunt though
show ass, cunt.
Hey, dirty bitches need love too. I'd fuck her into submission just because I'm a degenerate and love nasty sluts.
protip: if she licks toilets she'll let you fuck her ass
This user gets it
a story about drunk girl who texts like a dumb fuck isn't an adventure
>Taking pride in being here longer than 7 years
Maybe so, but it's a good time in my book
You look dirty. I'd fuck your ass and cum on your tits.
that's a very pathetic book
That would be a waste. Face fuck her and blow it down her throat while she chokes on it
If she's the nasty slut she claims to be, Christian Grey ain't got shit on me
Straight atm yea that sounds better. She'd probably love it.
Would it really matter if she does? No. But I would.
good girl