Deepest darkest. Go

Dudes are definitely gross.

But forcing your wife to fuck you while she jerks you off is fun as fuck.

It depends..... Did you said no homo

it's just dark, no nigger people

For some dumb reason, same.

I got my housemate pregnant while she was passed out recovering from a seizure.

that's hot

I once shot my kids into a tissue and flushed it down the toilet.

Fucked my fiances aunt this week while visiting her family

I am very tempted to bug a girl on Craigslist. I have two girlfriends already, though. Yes, they know about each other. One doesn't give a damn, the other is a bitch. But that other girl was super cute...

She fucking boring prob wont come thru with it
Fuck you, you my bitch

No homo

Let me tell you about my girlfriend's daughter. She's always been kind of a bitch, wouldn't mind, sneaking out at night, that sort of thing. So when she hit 18, I told her "Get a job because if you continue to live with us, you're going to pay rent". I wasn't going to charge her much, maybe $75 a month, just to give her the feel of what it was going to be like when she actually did move out.

Well, after about 2 months of no job, and no attempt to find a job, I said "You've got one more week, then the free ride is over". I could tell she still didn't take this seriously. After another week I called her into the living room and she she stood there with a look that was half screw you and half like she didn't know what I was talking about.

"Well, did you get any work?" I asked her.

"No, nobody is hiring."

This is total bullshit, as we are surrounded by fast food joints, restaurants, grocery stores, you name it. An 18 year old could get hired around here definitely within a week, and after 9 weeks, this was clearly nothing more than her refusing to look for work. Well, this means that the ball is in my court. I told her the free ride was going to be over, and over it shall be.

"OK, I told you but you don't listen. You're an adult now and you're going to earn your keep around here one way or another. Get over here and sit down."

She half walked, have arrogantly strode to the chair I was pointing at. I stood directly in front of her and said "Goddamn it, look at me when I'm talking to you". She looked up at me with that defiant teenage slacker look.

ZZIIIPPPPPPPPPPPP

The look on her face when I flopped my cock out mere inches from her lips was about the funniest thing I've ever seen. Like someone religious that has just been told there is no God. I just waved it in front of her face, half hard now and bouncing lewdly at her. First time 10 years I had ever seen this little cunt speechless. I pressed the rather large head of my dick to her lips.

Excellent

"Open up deary. This is your rent and you are going to pay it once a week until you can start paying cash."

After a few seconds hesitation, she slowly parted her lips, I guess she didn't feel she could fight about it. I put both hands on the back of her head and began to fuck her soft, warm, wet little mouth. Not too deep at first, but as we went on, I'd go in deep enough to reach the beginning of her throat every 5 strokes or so, make her gag a little. After a bit she began to take part in this, probably to get it over with. She started sucking cock instead of just getting mouth fucked. After a few minutes more of this I couldn't take it anymore. With no warning at all, I deep pumped her mouth for all it was worth about 5 times and then started pumping sperm into her throat. Evidently she had a real "drink or drown" mentality like you'll find with some girls, because she swallowed it down as fast as i could pump it out.

I made her clean my cock off, then as I put my cock away, she quickly got up to leave.

"See you next week sweetie. Remember, rent is due every Friday". She gave me the finger over her shoulder and left.

This went on for about 2 months. I think she just became more comfortable with sucking dick once a week than having to work a job 40 hours a week. Typical woman. So basically I realized that even this solution wasn't working, so I'd have to take it up a notch.

One Friday she came home to pay the rent. But I told her, "Nope, rents gone up. Get naked." You should have seen the Oh shit look on her face. She clearly didn't expect this. Even though she'd been sucking me off for 2 months, she'd never been naked in front of me, so she was somewhat apprihensive. So I told her gently as possible, "There's no need to be embarresed. Remember, I'm the guy that does the laundry when you're not here. I've seen your shitty underwear before."

here are some secrets:
i like crossdressing

i like masturbating with a condom in my dick

i like making homemade fleshlights

i used to see cp with a friend

i use to harm myself

i can suck my own dick

i like mare and furry porn

i unironically would love to be penetrated by a nigger

the same friend i used to watch cp with gave me a handjob once

i used to send letters with red ink which looked like blood to random neighbours

i've posted a lot of whores pics i know irl in souldnt share threads

i used to fap to doraemon hentai as a kid

Greentext that shit

She slowly and somewhat reluctantly started to take off her shirt and her jeans. Then we got to that point where girls think you're going to let them keep their bra and panties on. Silly silly girls. "Take everything off" I told her. I could almost see her hands trembling as she undid her bra hooks and let it fall to the floor. She did that cute little thing where they try to cover their tits with their arms. "Going to be tough to get those panties off like that isn't it?" Finally excepting fate, she uncovered this sweet little tits and slid her grey panties (that for some reason said Pink on them) down to her ankles then kicked them off to the side.

I just stood and stared for a minute. This was the first time I'd ever seen her bare assed naked. She's got a nice little rack and a fat little pussy with some of the most light wispy blonde/brown fur I'd ever seen. She finally broke the moment by saying, "Well, what now?" Evidently she was tired of just standing there being gawked at. "Let's go to your bedroom, It's more comfortable", I answered. God I loved that sweet little jiggle her ass cheeks did as she walked ahead of me.
I told her to go doggy on her bed. She thought she knew what was coming because once she had gone all fours, she said "We don't have any condoms", to which i replied "We don't need any condoms". While she was still trying to figure that one out, I took the small tube of hydrocortisone cream from my pocket and squirted some on my index finger. After rubbing it quickly between my finger and thumb I quickly inserted my index finger up to the 2nd knuckle into her tight, tight little asshole. She damn near jumped out of the bed when I did that, and god you should have heard her squeak. I got about a "no" and a "don't" before I pushed my big cock head up against that sweet little rosebud. One more squirt of hydrocortisone and I was buried in that ass. You should have heard the moan. It was like panzers going into Paris

I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish, or at least, I WANT to be a zoophile, because birds are just so beautiful and their body's are superior to the human body in so many ways.

Every day when I jack off, I fantasize/imagine in my head a 3 foot long(about the size of a golden/harpy eagle), fully sapient red tailed hawk taking a massive shit and piss on some guys dick, which is used to lubricate his dick while he's fucking her.

But sometimes, unfortunately, I end up jacking it to a human, and I end up fucking hating myself.

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It wasn't long before I was just burying my cock in that sweet greasy little asshole, and she was loving it. I don't know this for a fact, but her moaning and whining kind of gave it away. I was giving her a reach around, working that clit and she was on and off just coming like hell. We turned over and she rode me reverse cowgirl, taking hard cock up the ass like a fucking champ. By the time I blew my load, she was hollaring like a little girl and coming buckets from anal.

Next week I'm taking her to the Planned Paranthood deadbeat place for some free birth control pills. Get where I'm going with this?

Pics or gtfo

I’m a middle school teacher with a loli guro fetish.
But I only like the cartoons. I would never hurt a child

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that's the first step, user,

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Fine
>We were 14 she was 8
>Family had a low-power ATV
>She wants to go for a ride
>Parents agree but only if she sits between me and the handlebars so she doesn't fall off
>Ride a couple miles with her ass and tiny jean shorts right in my crotch
>Vibration of the engine and hormones don't help
>Pull over and start rubbing her legs. She doesn't stop me
>Turn her round on the seat and kiss her. She doesn't know what she's doing but tries to kiss back
>Move my hands up her legs. She doesn't stop me
>Get two fingers under her waistband. She doesn't stop me
>Finger her at an awkward angle while rubbing my dick through my shorts
>She sounds into it
>Take out my dick and finish all over her shorts/legs/the seat
>Ride around for another hour until her shorts are totally dry
>Neither of us ever mentions it again

>be me, like 8 years old
>mom gives me my favorite apple juice
>feel funny
>"come here. Let mommy make you feel better"
>wake up and I'm in her bed, naked
>she grinding on me
>so confused and scared
>wanna cry
>she kept going
>pass out again
>wake up next morning and never told a soul

Took me a long time to realize what Happened. We had the worst relationship, especially when I was younger because she loved those pills and booze. It made her so mean and horrible even if I did feel bad under normal circumstances I never would have went to get for help to make it better. Never asked her why she did it. Only time anything like that ever happened.

That's waaay too accurate

Hahahaha keep telling yourself that faggot

I fucked my friends wife for a year while I lived with them.

Step sister became a heroin addict. She came to me for money once. I told her if she let me fuck her, I'd give her 300 bucks. She's clean now and we pretty much avoid each other at all costs, she could probably ruin my life at any moment if she revealed this but I could probably deny it and say she is lying since she did a lot of fucked up shit for her habit and they would probably believe me but it's still a really fucked up thing and sometimes I feel like I should maybe try to find a way to apologize to her but feel like doing anything would be a bad idea.

people think I’m straight. I’ve been wearing buttplugs since I was 16 (I’m 31 now). No one knows (except my flings). Been doing that everyday since I was probably 19 because I guess I like the full feeling and the link of nobody knowing that somethings up there.

I got to suck my algebra teachers dick in 9th grade.

One of my coworkers and I just got down in the stockroom a few days ago. We’re itching to do it again. Probably right after work. Just suck his dick and get on home to play sum vidya and finally end my night with like an hour wank session and buying sexy undies.

I feel nothing for no one in my life. I've been married 8yrs and say I love you and all that crap but in the end I know I could walk away and never feel guilty.

I took part in a Naruto orgy back im the days when it was just hitting in the US during an anime convention. I was Hinata back when my young twinky body looked like her before Shippuden turned her into a curvy adult. Not a lot of the guys wanted to fuck a boy even a cute one but a few got into it and I got passed around by a Kakashi Sasuke and a really cute Shikamaru I dated for a bit

I fucked my friends sister when she was really drunk. She ended up pregnant and had an abortion. After that She ended up really depressed and tried to kill her self. Nobody knows that it was me.

I may have accidentally raped my frined when i was 12

I regularly get my wife drunk in order to either myself, or the dog rape her.

Someone's been watching dadcrush videos on xhamster.

Did you miss who you were aiming at?

Incest seems really common in these threads.

I don't know if its real, but it comforts me a lot.

My sister and I used to touch each other a lot. I was 16 and she was 11. She used to get really wet when I'd finger her, and rub her body up and down mine.

It's my regret to this day that we didn't fuck. I wonder if she still thinks about it.

Tell her to give you the $300 back and you can let bygones be bygones.

top kek

>hey you can totally get hired easily in this area within a week at mcdonalds
>just walk in and ask for a job with a firm handshake ;^)
highly doubt that tbqh. sure she was probably lazy as fuck but it wouldn't be unbelievable if she saved every job she applied for and had a sizeable list of rejections

I’m 34 and sleep with my teenage employees (fast food) usually between 14-17 years old.

Getting fucked in the ass is gay but this post is based.

one time I stole from a homeless man because he just left his cart there. inside it was mostly garbage but he had some soft drinks that he just left in there and I took them because they looked tasty. they were hot as fuck and I didn't wait around to cool them down to drink them. they were like some kind of fruit punch. not bad but not worth it.

Yeah that shit is hella funny

>i like masturbating with a condom in my dick

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how do you usually go about it? got some stories to share?

i put a coat hanger up my ass to know what it was like to have gay sex

am i rteard?

I knew a guy who did that to. He said it feels more like sex because if the condom.

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You're not alone fren. I can feel some but for the most part I go beepboopbeep

Nice story... I love fiction incest stories

When I was younger I would just go for it and openly hit on them. As I got older it started to require more tact. All I do now is talk to them and take an interest in their life. I’m attractive so that helps as well. Eventually the closeness develops to a point where they wish they were older or I was younger. That’s when I start making my move

Me and my sister were the same age as you and yours when we used to go down on each other. I used to lie on my back, and she would lie prone on top of we, sucking me off while I ate her sweet little bare snatch. She used to shudder and dive into my cock when she came, and if I timed it just right I'd come at the same time and shoot gobs down the back of her throat. It was amazing.

I don't even remember when we stopped. It's like we did it every chance we got until one day we just didn't any more. We never talk about it. Sometimes, like you user, I wonder if she ever thinks about it.

I'm presuming you mean "on" and not on?

If that is the case then no, pussy is closer to a tight grip with coconut oil. Nice and wet if you're doing it right and you're much more sensitive.

Trust me fucking with a condom you will usually last longer, I can last 30 minutes with one on. And like 5-6 without, unless I get me some whiskey dick. Then my cock is basically just a dildo.

There was a Carvel ice cream shop owner in my town who tried that, and the girls went to the cops and the labor department and ruined his life. Be careful, Yea Forumsro.

oh so you're 13, alright

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>condom in my dick
So you, like stuff it in the hole with a chopstick or what?

Yeah, you're retarded. That's how you find out how it feels to have an abortion.

I’m not sloppy or creepy but thanks for th warning.

I am extremely good at lying and faking emotion. I use this all the time to gain advantages in every situation. I lie constantly and everyone belives me both due to me being good at charming people, good at keeping track of my lies and giving off the appearence of ”the reliable guy”. I don’t feel anything for anyone or anything ever, except for an immense meaningslessness.. I’m in a stable relationship with a very sweet girl but I don’t feel anything for her, even though I tell her I love her and all that. I even sometimes tell my friends that I am dishonest etc. but in such a way that they don’t see how dishonest I am. Everything is so utterly meaningless to that I would never hurt anyone. Because that is also meaningless. Even writing this feels like a waste of time.
I realise I’m probably a psychopath.

Only a matter of time until you’re fucked

I want my imaginary wife to do my laundry, I would make a really good snack for her, like one of those candybananas with a distinct taste inside

OP is a fag. a deep fag

My sister masturbated while she watched me fuck her friend. Want to try to fuck my sister now but I don't think it will ever happen

you have a kik to share pics?

there's always THIS fucking guy

no, stop it with kik and I didn't take pictures

He's like the AND THEN WHAT DID YOU DO guy who wants everyone to write his spank stories.

Great, a real psychopath
Tell me. Do you ever fantasize about hurting or killing someone that is close to you?

Yes, OP.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>I'm a terrible husband. I post my wife's nudes on here all the time. I even gave out her name and got her doxed. Anons contacted her and harassed her after that. I should have stopped after that, but I still post them. I want to see her turned into famous web slut and be debased and do depraved things.

Let's see some pics

A close religious friend confided in me that she lost her virginity. I'm not religious so I didn't judge or anything but she was conflicted about it and felt guilty. Anyway a few months later we were talking and she told me she was super horny and just needed to have sex to get over it. I jokingly suggested me and she kinda laughed. The topic changed but maybe 10 minutes later she asked me point blank if wanted to fuck. I said sure. She had a bit of a butter face but a great body. She was a bit crazy in bed, and we had a fun night.

or maybe, just maybe it actually is because i do have pics of my sis to share

wut

did i fucking mistype something?

yes. You're not the op of the story so why are you sharing pics of your sister?

to trade for others? like why is that even a question?

U hot?

I don't get it

I slept in my mum's bed until I was about 17. We were traveling to see family and were in a hotel, she booked a double bed and we shared it. Most nights we spooned each other and we got back late after a couple of drinks at the bar and we were lying in bed on top of the covers watching TV. She started asking me loads of questions and I ended up confessing to her I was a virgin (I was 20 at the time). She then asked me even more questions and I finally asked to see her body. She turned the TV off, took her nightgown off and then her panties and then lay back on the bed and pulled her hands up and I leaned in as close as I could to her pussy. She has a nice innie pussy, with trimmed dark blonde pubes and it smelt amazing, i was hard instantly. I moved in and buried my nose in her pubes and pushed my tongue inside her and started eating her out. She began getting wet after a few minutes of me licking and told me she hadn't had sex in years and told me to keep going. After 20 minutes or so she was breathing quickly and moaning quietly to herself and finally she finally orgasmed and closed her legs tight around my head. I kept licking until she told me to stop and then I crawled over the bed and showed her my hard cock. She just rolled on to her stomach and I pushed my cock in to her from behind and started thrusting as hard as I could. She turned her neck around and we made out for a while, she also switched to missionary after a while of on her stomach. I told her I couldn't hold it any more and kept telling me to cum inside her. I buried my face in her neck and she just repeated "good boy" as I cum. We used the hotel shower and fucked again several times as well as oral a few times. When we woke up the next day, we were both naked and when she saw my morning wood, she lay back and let me push myself inside, missionary. We didn't kiss, I just stared in to her eyes in silence and thrust until I nutted deep inside and we checked out of the hotel.

this nigga

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A beach somewhere...

i tell my friends that my pets don’t really like people so they get super happy whenever my pets show them any sort of affection, but the truth is that my pets love everyone

it might not be gay but it's very faggy, imagine how his wife will see him are he submits to her cock and gets fucked in the ass. even on a subconscious level she's going to see him as less of a man. I've seen dozens of stories where men say they slowly became their wives' sub and it all started with "fun light pegging".

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That's kind of nice, user.

i have pics of family members that id share for other anons ones. is that simple enough?

hahahhahahaha

This is the best secret ever.

I fantasize about selling my sister into sexual slavery

what?

are you stupid or something?

are you hitting on me?

Me and a friend fucked some slut that had passed out at our house on heroine

I'm debating if I want to stay in a chastity cage until my birthday (sept 5th) or get the PA piercing now.

bump

Back in the days when people used cash more commonly than debit cards, I used to commit robberies. I used to target primarily-cash businesses when they were going to the bank night deposit drops. Suburban businesses have a lot of landscaping, and it was easy to jump out of the bushes, grab the person doing the deposit and throw them to the ground, and then run off with the deposit bag. I'd take the cash and drop the bag with any checks and credit card receipts into a mailbox. My best haul was a Saturday night movie cinema deposit in 1982 - there was 30 grand in cash.

I want my cousin to dominate me

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I've been a chronic masturbator for the last 5 years and I've been using blankets that some of my family members have slept in

share here

how about drop your kik name instead

how about you drop yours user.

Because of some academic research I started stalking girls online that I have raped years ago because I wanted to know how much it fucked up their lives.

well then, i guess youll never see them then huh?

i'll bite

MaxPeet216

Kek

I always wished I had a step sister so I could have her as a secret fuck toys. Would have been so hot. Too bad.

Went to Mexico to meet long distance GF. We fuck, she gets pregnant. She instantly becomes a psycho bitch. She ghosts me for suggesting she get an abortion. I haven't heard from her since. I may have a 3 year old kid now somewhere. Just waiting for that international child support letter so i can use my friends DNA if they ask for a DNA test. I aint want no kids.

>international child support
That's a thing?

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Every now and then I get an itch to be a slut. Go out bar hopping or clubbing plugged. Love teasing men and women. Love showing off my plug and the attention it gives me. End the night by going home smoking some bud and cumming non stop to my wand

i did things to my passed out sister
i post pics of it almost daily
i get off from that so quick

Yes, its hard to get, but there is an international agreement. I just hope this administration keeps on being so awesome.

Pics of aunt

well im here all day every day. i never see em

Last night I found a guy on grinder and sucked his cock. He shoved his cock down my throat and came. I moaned and slurped on his dick the entire time. Was my first time doing anything like that. I loved it. I don't like men but I think I love sucking cock. My wife was sleeping in the house the whole time.

im sure you have
they are black and white

I've been in a hotel all week fucking my ass with a big pink dildo.

I'm addicted to sex. It sounds like it could be ok, until you literally fuck anything that walks, regardless of your situation. I'm married with 2 kids, and I'm constantly unfaithful. The easiest part about it is it's just sex, and I've never once wanted to leave my family for another piece of ass. I contribute it to having a free-test level of 1700.. Post-nut clarity isn't a thing for me either. It use to weigh on my emotions, and I tried therapy but it didn't work. So now I just accept it for what it is.

so post em

You must hate her.

I hope you're not proud of this.

I had sex with an arts teacher in high school, multiple times. She got pregnant just after I turned 17. I'm now 28. Our son goes to the school that I teach at. He has no idea who I am.

I wash the laundry and my girlfriend is all to happy to let me do it. But what I never told her is that I sell her panties to a creepy guy, he thinks they're from a girl at the gym. They aren't. $40 every couple weeks, not too shabby. I buy Victoria's Secret shit, in duplicates and surprise my girlfriend with one so when one goes missing, I have the replacement ready to go.

You're scum.

and youre dumb

Do you steal any shit nowadays?

Post her

Good.

That's fucked.

She hasn't forgotten. It wasn't good for her.

is he a good kid? are you proud? or did he turn out a loser like 99% of fatherless kids?

Too bad she's the one that got fucked up.

Yes, you are a psychopath. Stay away from me.

I can't say I'm necessarily proud of of him, simply through the circumstances, but he's a good kid from what I've heard/seen (I've never taught him but there's a good chance I will within the next 2 years).

For the money or because you hate her?

Rapists.

Are you hoping you damaged them? Have you ever been a victim?

This is a perfect description for the way that I was for the first 18 years of my life. You will never have a long lasting meaningful relationship, you will always be stressing in the back of your head about the lies you’ve told. This behavior will catch up with you, psychopaths need to be mobile because people will start putting things together and you will be outed as the terrible person that you are. Stop lying, tell the damn truth. You’re probably pretty smart, you could probably have an amazing and honest relationship with someone if you applied yourself to it. I know you feel like the way you are is the only way to be in the world, but there is a much more meaningful and fulfilling life and you’re passing it up to be an edgy liar who thinks he’s some cunning madman. I’ve been there, it’s not a fun place to be. Try being dead honest with the next person that you become friends with, it will open your eyes to a whole new possibility of how you can be in this world.

My girlfriend cheats on me, and isn't very good at hiding it. I haven't confronted her about it because it low-key turns me on.

Hey, its you. Got anymore pics/stories for us?

Been married for 8 years with two young kids. 29 year old male. Totally gay... just can’t get myself to live the life I wish.

I was wondering what he found out.

My girlfriends pussy smells like shit.

I killed my neighbor dog yesterday. She still have no idea where is her dog.

Well. I think I'm just like you. I wanna stop but I can't, my social status is built of lies.

dats cuz i pooed in it

>Incest seems really common in these threads. I don't know if its real, but it comforts me a lot.
>My sister and I used to touch each other a lot.
>I don't even remember when we stopped. It's like we did it every chance we got until one day we just didn't any more. We never talk about it. Sometimes, like you user, I wonder if she ever thinks about it.

Same.
I was 16, she was about 12 and she'd always initiate after the first. Even back then I had a big dick that took her fascination and I watched too much porn to not turn her down.

Can you share her pics woth blured face?

This shit is just some kind of porn plot/story/fantasy thing.

Hey hun, I may share more pics depending on how I feel. AMA though.

>be 16-17yo me
>have a 10/10 best friend
>like her
>also want to see her naked and fuck her
>discover creepshots on the internet
>decide to take creepshots of her
>start with a really good upskirt
>jerk off with it like there was no tomorrow
>start taking creepshots of her everytime we meet
>get a collection of 30gb of her in 3 years
>start sharing them
>jerk off to her with other people
>Have another girl friend
>15 yo friend
>she comes to my house after her school
>record her changing
>see her in bra and panties
>ultimate boner
>jerk off with it for years
>also share it

i pick my nose

Do you rape for power or some bullshit like that or do you rape them cause your just really horny and want to mark your territory deep inside a pussy.

I fucked my cousin for years.

Was it an accident or you were just really horny and felt since its international, there are no consequences for impregnating foreign women?

Are you worried of getting in jail?

In grad school, my friends and I were so desperate to touch boobs that we would take turns wearing bras stuffed with cotton candy while the other one squeezed our "boobs" and jacked off.

Is it a mental or physical thing? Your urges are to just fuck or are you thinking of knocking the girls up when you do it?

>OMG I like totally love dressing slutty and then masturbating teehee

Can you stop spamming this vanilla bullshit every thread and fucking kill yourself you ugly roastie? I've seen your pics, you're 5/10 at best and all the "attention" you get is in your head.

older user here, with a mid 20s single mom I hook up with and give money to. I've slowly convinced to stay off birth control and do bareback. She has a FB as well and the two of us have knocked her up three times this year. I always pay for the abortion

This last time she ended up pregnant she got a blood infection. has been in and out of the hospital. Been sick for the past 2 weeks, won't be Ok for another 2 weeks.

I'm trying to feel guilty

Hey, that wasn't very nice!

My gf caught me wearing her panties and started pegging me for months then eventually had her brother fuck me while wearing her lingerie. He made love to me and made me feel something I had never felt before.

I'm a 21 year old bull that gets paid to cuck couples (generally twice my age and body/face-wise they range from 3/10's to 7/10's) every weekend.
Charge extra for them to record it. They do more often than not.
Do it purely for fun in banging women I normally wouldn't fuck in any other circumstance and it's fun pushing their limits in having porn-style rough sex when they're clearly not cut out for it.

After enough porn you'll have enough urges to nut in everyone lol

Thots need patrolling

Why

Why keep paying for abortions n just get birth control pills?

I wish she knew, I wish she knew just how in love with her I am, how much there'll never be anyone like her in my life and I'll never truly love anyone like I love her.

It fucking hurts bros, everytime I start talking to a girl I think about her.

We both get off on her getting knocked up.
I'm collecting all the ultrasounds to make a little photo book.

I asked her if she wanted to stop once she gets better and she was "Nope"

We're trying to see how many times she gets pregnant in 6 months.

I'm "straight" and 18 with a gf, but I like sexting like a cum slut to guys

When I was 17, I dated a 13 year old girl that was obsessed with me. Fucked her plenty and she was freaky as fuck. We sent a lot of nudes to each other. I love talking about her so I'll answer any questions.

>be 16
>snoop around on mom's phone out of curiosity
>find out she's been fucking our neighbor and cheating on my dad
>get hard from knowing that and jerk off

Antisocial personality disorder

Reposting story since I don't think I'll ever do a greentext.

I got handjobs, anal penetration, and a few blowjobs from my younger sister when I was a teen.

>be me, extremely horny and a sexual degenerate 14 year old that jerked off multiple times a day
>have a sister at the time, 11
>I developed some strange fetishes, one was incest so I wasn't opposed to doing that stuff

>convinced her to bend over for me so i can grab her ass, and jerk off to it
>convinced her to give me handjobs and finish me many times while she was naked
>thighfucked her
>i accidentally came in her ass, also first and only time i penetrated

>stopped when I was 16 and she was 13

Was she a submissive?

Good for you, Donald. Now start running the country the right way.

I would definitely say so. She loved being choked, grabbed, slammed, etc.

I'm a liberal that thinks that crazy radical liberals exist.

Why were you unable to choose and age-appropriate sexual partner?

>Trust me fucking with a condom you will usually last longer
Everyone says this, but I'm the opposite. I can easily last 40 minutes bareback, but with a condom I'm struggling to last 5 minutes.

you think youre better than everyone else

To be honest with you, at first, she didn't look like my typical image of a 13 year old. That image is a tiny girl. My ex was thicc, with a body that made me initially guess she was 16/17.

most craziest thing you two did? locations etc

The riskiest thing we've did was our first. We couldn't have sex in her house because her parents were always around and they wouldn't let me in her room alone with her. So, she told me that we could check out the park nearby. We found a somewhat secluded spot in the middle of a group of trees. but someone walking on the trails surrounding it could easily see us. We fucked missionary position but had to stop everytime we heard or saw somebody nearby.

>be 18
>go visit your gay best friend on his college campus
>get wasted
>get molested by some asian guy named jason because you sleep on his couch (half remember it)
>next day he tries to fuck you with his tiny dick
>I don't want this to happen
>just lie on your back like a bitch and try to focus on the anime that's playing
>he can't even stay hard because you're not into it
>why do I just freeze up and let people do shit to me

I’m married with a 1 year old baby girl. I’m in love with my wife and I think she’s super attractive; however she can’t turn me on the way tgirls do. I fantasize about them on a daily basis. Before we were together I i fucked around with a few of them. My first time I was so nervous I just bent her over and pulled her pants down just low enough to stuff my dick in her ass, then nutted after like 8 pumps. I even gave a few of them head. I met up with a gorgeous, Asian tgirl, very passable. I blew her in her car and swallowed her cum and it was the most erotic sexual experience I’ve ever had. I still jerk off to the thought today. My wife is completely unaware of all of this; and while, I’ve never cheated on her with a trans girl or a cis girl, I like to chat with tgirls every now and then.

I'm not sure how to describe it, but ages ago when I worked at 7/11 I was cleaning the bathrooms and found someone stashed a bag full of what later was discovered to be cocaine inside the toilet paper dispenser. I am positively mystified how someone got it open and managed to sneak it in there and make it it look like nothing happened but bravo.

I used to be addicted to hookers until I fucked a younger one in Mexico City. Cops were waiting me outside the love hotel. Expensive bribe

Hot! What kinds of guys does she cheat with?

you unironically need to get in a fight and punched. you will realise its not that bad and your anxiety regarding confrontation will dissolve.

My ex-husband and I have joint custody, and we take turns taking our son to his soccer games. We're assigned snack duty sometimes. My husband always brings orange slices, but I bring glaze donuts. The other parents don't approve, but the kids do, and I'm hoping it makes my son like me more. I also hope that it makes him fat and sluggish to the point where he despises the sport, which was his father's idea, and it builds a subconscious resentment.

I blew a load reading this... Tnx!!

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women ruin everything they touch

Do you ever feel guilty?

I just paid to download a Chaturbate recording of a girl my roommate was friends with in freshman year

All the time. I think about turning myself in and I cry sometimes for taking her innocence. I guess this is my way of confessing.

I enjoy hiking but hate camping.

I was at my friend's apartment and his wife ran out because she had forgotten to get some parsley for the roast. I went to the bathroom to uh, you know, take a dump. Their apartment has thin walls and while I was in there, I could hear my friend (the husband) talking to our other friend about how he's cheating on his wife. I panicked and ran out of there, barely had time to flush, definitely didn't have time to wipe, and my excuse (had to check on my sick fish) was really flimsy. It's been a couple days and I've been ducking both husband and wife.

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got sentenced to 15 years in prison :/

fer wut?

Murder

Pegging is pegging.
Pegging is not dicking.
Dicking is gay.
Pegging is one thing, but getting dicked by another man is something else entirely. Not a fag, not into pegging, but last time I checked, a real man doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks. Not a fag or into pegging, but if I want my bitch to peg my ass, then I'm getting my ass pegged whether anyone has anything to say about it or not.

Not me.
I actually never felt guilty. It was a very good, hypersexual relationship. I feel the complete opposite, I have plenty of good memories of her and what we did together.

I work with this insufferable COW I'm just gonna call "Donna". Always getting in my business (she puts on these porn filters in the office so I can't even spank one out during my break), and she wished us a Happy Easter even though she knows the long weekend is designated as Spring Weekend. So she's violating the constitution.

Anyway, she is married to a total homo- or else he can't get it up. Her last two kids are adopted. So to taunt him, either with a hot slice of man meat he can't have or with an erection he is unable to achieve, I created a phony email account and sent him a picture of my generous wood with the caption:

"This is the wang Donna feasts on allll night!"

As the icing on the cake, I went to my favorite hooker and badgered her till she told me which one of her friends had the clap. Porked that meat, then took the photo. Sent Donna's "man" something nice and tasty, heh heh. Worth the burns.

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tell us about the murder

Broke both hands when I was 14 and my bi buddy offered to jerk me. At first I was like no way. But he insisted and I needed to cum. He helped me out a lot

no see the thing is I've been in fights and I love ripping someone elses hair out (I guess I fight dirty)

I just don't know why in this situation (and others like it) I just let it happen. Maybe too much rape hentai

I am in a relationship with my first cousin and have a child together as well as children from previous relationships. Nobody cares and not many people know

guess yer just a faggot

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Just fucking, I don’t want anything more than a hole to fuck. I partially blame it on me being molested as a kid AND the ridiculous amounts of test/tren I take. I get this feeling of being a complete alpha when I get a chance to gorilla fuck a woman I barely know until she taps. My total count is in the 60s since I’ve been with her. That doesn’t include before her. Its easily been once per month that I’ll cheat on her. My wife actually doesn’t like having sex with me because of how much I want it and my stamina. Sometimes I think she wants to leave me solely for that reason.

I lold

Fuck you you miserable retard, why you let the kid fatherless?

Well , can't really go in detail much , blow my cover.

Aren't you worried you might get caught ? ? ?

I took traveling advice from Reddit and started backpacking at certain locations hotels in Europe until one day where I couldn't find anywhere to sleep and I was lost in a cold, damp, small city without knowing the language.

met an innkeeper and he alluded that i could stay in his cabin for a few favors. i was on enough xanax that i didnt feel as much regret when he had me screaming for 2 hours.

never not planning stuff through again, and it’s something I try to leave behind in the past.

i asked my gf for a break half a year ago because i was going through some pretty bad depression. It got to a point where it was toxic. I used this time to rebuild myself and get to a better place

She relented, but I told her that I would be okay. We broke up for about 3 months.

During those 3 months, her friends apparently set her up with another guy on a date. He made her his and they had pretty good sex from what I hear.However, they stopped seeing each other and that's when I asked her out again.

nah did the kid a favor might have been a faggot by now with him as a father.

ib4 you're a beta fag.

I am happily married to who I consider the perfect girl: beautiful, extroverted, and a self-driven entrepreneur.

We initially met in HS, but didn't see each other for 6 years. During this time, she was with 3 different men and I was a virginal mcchickennugger till marriage.

Sometimes I can't help but think about it and feel incredibly upset and jealous.

And believe me this will ultimately kill your marriage , because you're resented .

In a relationship with my girlfriend for 3 years. I had never cheated on another girl in my life. 1st year we were together I cheated on her with my ex girlfriend, who also had another bf, fairly frequently. At the same time I was fucking one of my coworkers who also had a bf. I’ve stopped since then and have been pretty faithful, but it’s hard to not want to be with other girls.

But you said you were already sentenced.

I was sentenced last year.

A guy fucked me up so I stabbed him in the chest , he died on the spot .

Story?

Then what do you have to worry about your cover being blown?

Also, how are you posting this?

This story gave me aids, now I want to cry. Please be a troll

Because if they know where I am it would be easy to tell who I am and I am still doing time.

it's what i fear, but im not sure how to process it.

I used to blame her as she was overly flirty but unintentionally led me on in HS. However, she has no idea of my resentment and I try to "forget" and live in the moment with her.

Yes but the feelings are still there in certain situations and you even feel empty .

>Valentine's Day 2018.
>Find out one-i-tis has a secret boyfriend (long story)
>Fall into a deep depression.
>Open up Grindr for an ego boost.
>Decent looking italian guy messages me, and he tries to talk me into hooking up.
>I tell him I'm just there for the ego boost.
>He insists.
>I delete app.
>Hours pass and I'm bored.
>I download the app and he messages me again.
>We started talking, and he tells me that I am not the first straight guy he has done stuff to do. That nobody has to find out.
>I find myself telling him to go to the restroom on a lonely building on campus.
> I am frozen.
>I go into the restroom and he's already there waiting for me. Our eyes lock and my head starts swelling.
>He smiles and motions me to the handicap stall.
>I take an eternity to begin moving, feel like running out but I would feel awkward to do so.
>I feel like I'm going to pass out. I am not in the stall and he sees that I'm motionless.
>Goes for the belt buckle and starts removing my underwear and jeans.
>As my underwear goes down my legs, I feel so vulnerable.
>His mouth begins blowing me with precision and experience.
>This feels good, but I still can't believe I'm doing it.
>Start thinking of all the people I know and what they would think.
>He starts raising my shirt with his palm, and starts kissing my stomach and chest.
>"Wtf is going on"
>I suddenly feel his hands squeeze my ass.
>My penis begins feeling warm.
"Your ass was meant for fucking, user" he says.
>He gets naked as I'm trying to not explode all over myself.
>I turn around and I can feel his head rubbing on my ass, playing around with my emotions.
>He grabbed my sides and I shuddered.
>He began to position myself, and I suddenly felt his hands reach for my shirt and began to remove it.
>What followed was initial pain and discomfort only for it to be replaced with grunts from him and a surreal feeling on my part.
:>We finish, my face turns red.
>I still have fear approaching women. Never did gay stuff again.

Right after I graduated college, my parents threw me a party. There was this older woman there, a friend of the family's. She asked me to give her a ride home. She made me stay for a drink and I realized she was trying to seduce me. We've been having an affair now, which is getting awkward because my parents are pretty aggressively trying to set me up with her daughter.

I'm not sure if empty is the right word, but inferior might hit the nail on the head.

It's anger at her, but more importantly, anger at myself. Someone healthy would recommend understanding the reasoning behind my values, I suppose.

> I have a one year old daughter
> wife doesn't turn me on anymore
Worried me for a sec

I rubbed my cock on my mom's feet while she was sleeping. I was 12

Well I am the shady type but most likely if you cheat on her that inferiority complex will be gone but definitely your problems will be others by then.

Don't fight nature's course and try for a threesome. Trips dont lie

the biggest penis ive had inside me was a dogs

my ex bf wouldnt stop asking so i eventually said fuck it

I can only jerk off to stolen pics

I really want to find a group of friends who always share their girls nudes with each other
Like a nude cooperative
Sounds so hot

Why do you let the past cloud your reasoning? Think about shit that makes you love your wife not hate her

I've been working a series of oddjobs here and there, trying to survive since I was 17. I recently befriended a street hustler who just moved to the city. I'm not gay and neither is he, but we need to eat and I've more or less become his pimp.

I often jack off thinking of my mom used as a cum and piss slut by friends, strangers and trannies. She's a 67 years old widow.

5-6 years ago I recorded my 15 and 18 year old nieces drinking from a fast food lemonade I had jizzed and pissed in. I uploaded it on motherless and it had 20k views before I deleted it. I don't have the video anymore but I still jerk off to that memory almost every day

Addicted to tranny porn. Paid for sex twice, got ribbed twice. Both streetwalkers, the first was super hot, the other some skinny guy with multiple shirts to simulate a bossom.
Have a german gf, live w her and she doesn't know I fap almost everyday to this stuff.

We don't have sex since she got a cat.

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I joined a drag show because I'm in love with one of the (female) actresses. She thinks I'm a real tranny.

You are now

You're an awful person. Also - you're a guy, right?

I can sympathize dude, for me she's been engaged to her boyfriend for like 7 years. She's one of my closest friends and she's in my DnD group. Fuck this gay earth.

oh she knows.... why do you think she got the cat..

Not really. I don't want to be a woman. I want to be *with* a woman. This woman, and I didn't know how else to get close to her.

That would be the emotionally healthy thing to do.

I suppose that I subconsciously blame her as we could have been each other's only partners had she accepted my advances years ago.

I try to focus on the positive, but I am constantly reminded.

oh, I'd never hurt her.

Even if she never found out about it.

My brother is literally autistic, not Yea Forums autistic. He's under special care, but I discovered the neat ticks he can do, total savant. I snuck him out of his home once and took him to Las Vegas, where he killed at blackjack.

I lost my mind cause I had to go to rehab and smashed my hdd full of cp

Plus I needed to break the spell. I'm fine with adults. I was just curious. And preferred young teens. But it starts like that. Then you see young girls enjoying it. You're like its all s lie. Salty milk.gif

But I was losing it from fear.
Glad I trashed it. I don't want to go back. But like heroin it crosses my mind. Even though I'm more turned on by little Asians. Like 20+

I'm not pedo.
Would never touch a kid.
But I am on guard against the curiosity all the time. It barely has pull. But I wonder.. What's new?
Last I saw was a very happy girl, enjoying herself.

But I just want a healthy adult relationship again.

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underrated kek

hell yeah motherfucker, i'm a psychopath too

I've fantasized about murdering just about everyone who has ever wronged me, except those who are so minuscule that they didn't arouse my ire

I love getting sluts pregnant and then bailing on them. I ghost them the second I get that nervous text lol. I have 3 kids i've never met, but i work construction under the table so I'll never have to worry about child support

What are the causes of your constant reminders?

I did it. Did it matter?
no. I will always love you robin, but now that I've got a big piece of the puzzle out of the way.. goodbye

Hey, bro.
You think the vagina is a single serving cup a noodle container?
You pop some moisture and heat in there a few times and it's just wrecked?

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We are a young couple (both 26) so we still have friends in the dating scene. Many of her friends are still sexually active going on Tinder and dating guys they knew in college.

We know their problems, their hookups, and people constantly reminding us how we found each other again.

thats what you get for being a redditor. now go back and stay there

>be me
>really into baseball all my life
>strong memory, know lots of random facts
>get gf 7 months ago
>over time she notes I apparently brush my teeth aggressively

>6 weeks ago watching Rain Man for the first time with gf
>she draws parallels between me and Raymond (the autist)
>baseball fan, semi savantish knowledge of random facts, brushing teeth (which is oddly specific too)

And that's how my gf became convinced I am slightly autistic. Unfortunately I have no unusual counting or numerical abilities (but at least I understand the value of money).

No, but it's thinking about how I knew her and wanted her in HS in both body and mind.

...and her life continued, she got laid, and I was only a good boy with no success in women because I wasn't blessed with good genetics.

Petty thing to bitch about but a present insecurity.

Do it enough times and I won't put my tongue anywhere near those noodles. Let alone my cock.

I am 23, a virgin, and have never asked out a woman.

I still have traumas from middle and high school where I was rejected for being different and appearing to be more mature.

to this day, I am terrified of feeling rejection, as I don't want to feel what the negative emotions that crippled me in MS/hS.

Stop pretending like you want her mind. we all know wtf you want.

When I was 15 I seduced my 11yo neighbor and took her verginaty. I fucked her almost every day for about six months. Than her parents found out when her mom took her to see her gyno when she got her first period.

Back in the day were "smartphones" were not it yet, but they had OK cameras and were barely able to browse the web (about 12 years ago), there was an app called "Blue FTP", which, as it says was a FTP client, but it also has some pretty fucking cool features like being able to connect to other bluetooth devices (see, cellphones) and browse their files. You needed to connect to them first but happily enough most of them had their bluetooth password set as "0000" or "1234" and pretty much everyone had their bluetooth on and visible.
I was just starting high school, and holy fucking shit, the fucking amount of things you would find on their phones. Finding pedo shit wasnt just easy, it was fucking everywhere. Back then id feel like a fucking god, i pretty much had at my disposal nudes from everyone, either the hottest girl in class to motherfucking teachers. I never told anyone how i did it but i made sure as hell to share some of it to my closest friends and use it as an exchange coin (i remember i traded 2 pics of the hottest girl in class in underwear for 3 pokemon games, Sapphire, Ruby and Emerald, which are my favorite games even to this day)
I still have those gaymes and dem nudes.

Fuck your a lucky guy
Ever trade nudes for nudes?

Got a Kik?

I went from being a kissless virgin to this happening in one 24 hour period when I was 21 in 2012, and I have had almost no luck since.

Girl #1 - I went to the beach with friends on a whim. I met a super awesome girl and ended up making out with her. She was totally my type. It was awesome and natural, and I was on the fucking moon. Totally changed my life.

Girl #2 - Got home at 1am. My friend came over to smoke weed, nothing out of the ordinary. I was on the moon about Girl #1 and I guess she got jealous because I ended up fucking her brains out (from 1am-6am). Total nympho. Idk how I didn't finish, but it was beautiful. She went straight to work without even showering or whatnot and I was like "oh shit."

Girl #3. I went to sleep at 6am. I hadn't ejaculated, but I was charged like a battery. I had previous plans to help a friend with her college essay in the morning so she stopped by. She totally was into me for some reason, unusual as hell, and we skipped the essay and ended up kissing. She wanted to fuck but wanted to use a condom, and we didn't have any. I was so excited that I almost came in my pants when grabbing her tits, but I stopped myself. After an hour or so she had to go.

Girl #4 - it's the afternoon, and this other girl was hanging out with me at her place. A platonic friend. It somehow escalated and I was sucking her tits and she wanted doggystyle; I was so goddamn horny when I saw her bare ass sticking up at me that I came the instance I entered her. She was ok with it. Never hooked up again, though.

did she tell mom it wad you?

If you're a girl, what makes you say that?

If you're a guy, well, wear a wig and post a pic. I ain't believin' you.

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Nope, afaik i was the only one doing it at school and sharing nudes was not mainstream at the time so it was just me getting everything.
Which is fucking great, nowadays nudes are not a big deal, if this happened today i doubt id be able to use it as an exchange coin like back in the day.

Remember all of those friends are looking for what you have. Is it worth letting something you can't change hurt your relationship?

Fair play
Wanna chat more about it?
Sounds like my fantasy come true

Well yes, but nothing happened they moved like four months later. I haven't seen or heard anything from her. This took place like seven years ago. But I still got my keepsakes.

But you have this great, hot, socially desirable girl now.
Throwing the baby out with the bath water. Not counting your blessings...

You're breaking so many time tested ideas ,buddy. I mean evo psych dictates you must have something going for you cause most people date those they are about as attractive as...

So for her to lower herself sexual capital wise you must offer something.

I'd hate to be propping up a humble brag. But you seen genuine. IDK. People say I'm a young old man. But I'd just be happy it worked out. Tho I lost a shot at the girl of my dreams in HS. I was young.

Must avoid till movie date
Friends. Jog user.
But she loved me thru all of high school. Initials art work in our books. Her and I in hearts. Birds and flowers swim about.

Friends.jpg tho
She said, once. After I acted dumb years ago.

And I gotta admit. A part of me never lived that down. But if I got her. Duck.

Plus hs was good. I used humor. Should have been beaten around the clock. But I had em laughing.

In general I live in the moment. I don't hang onto shut or ruminate. But she was so perfect. And I was so ignorant. I can feel her flirting from across our science desk. I can feel her kick me footsie under the table.

White girl. Looked 20 parts something else cause always tanned. Brown hair and eyes. Girl next door. Like meme for cutie hs girl who shots rainbows.

Fucking really deflated my argument as i went. Fuck.

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>I still have those gaymes and dem nudes.

Thanks.
A new copy pasta is born.

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Super hot.

I am not a conventionally attractive dude, but I mirror her in the fact that I have wit, am well-read and love to travel. I also have a creative streak to me.

I'm sorry to hear that you lost a shot, user. I don;'t know what I would be without her.

I used to touch my sister in her sleep. Hers was the first time I put a finger in a pussy or held a boob. I used to twist her nipples just to get them hard then lift up her shirt and put them in my mouth.

I masturbate with live worms

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nigga this is the plot of the graduate(1967)

European here. I always thought dems were the good guys and reps were the bad ones.

Boy was I mistaken. Those crazy leftists don't only "exist" but they're running the party now.

All this talk about social democracy is ridiculous. We have social democrats here in Germany. We also have a saying about them:

>"Wer hat uns verraten? Sozialdemokraten."

Who betrayed us? Social democrats! As soon as they came to power they started selling out. There's only one thing that can cure the craziness of your leftists and that's a landslide Trump win in 2020.

I see this like every thread. If you really did it why post? Bored? Youre porbably old as shit by now. Why not again?

those locks are so weak you can open them with a stern look.

If you fatten your son, you will condemn him to a life of low self-esteem. You will make hin a beta male. You will diminish the evolutionary success of your own offspring.

I'm sure you can find it in you to rise above such petty feelings. Even a woman should be able to do that.

you already fucked up by marrying her dude. This will be in the back of your mind until you die

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Everybody think that I'm hopeless and faithless mediocre dimwit, that kinda acts jewish, and will settle for first hoe or stay forever virgin, but truth is I'm playing long game, and am careful with everyone and trust only very few people. I don't like most of people I know and sometimes wish to smack them to their faces or bitchslap them really hard.

it's pheromones. Bitches basically are painted and perfumed animals.

The whitecappel murders started 1888. They never caught the killer. But the press gave him a name. They called him Jack the Ripper, you uneducated swine.

I stole $400 from my father few years ago because I had no job at the time. When I got a job, with my 1st two paychecks i paid him back without him noticing.

That's cool. It's gay as fuck, but you're allowed to do it bro

It's massively gay. Massively. You just don't get the gay shame.