Rekt thread

rekt thread

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lol this is your average whiteboi trying to fight

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This guy's a hero

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found the bootlip

user, what the fuck!?

This is too much, even for this board! I hope you get raped by niggers.

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Full video?

this is your average b tard when he says he'll just kick your knees in then fuck you up

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Where the fuck did he come from

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Where did he fall from?

Fuck, that guy is a living meme

Heaven

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Ooooh fuck man

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I hope that roodypoo suffers a terrible fate, worse even than being born black

>religion of pieces

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always ponytail your hair or wear a hair net when operating power tools!

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I hope that fucking bitch gets eaten by those dogs

somehow expected her teeth to go flying...

i hate when you spawn and then die straight away

Some user said he got time for it. Not sure of the details though.

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Women are fucking useless. I swear to god.

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Imagine being this unaware.

He turned off noclip

Something like that wouldn't even be my worst day at work.

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youtu.be/0jBcLIkeZ-8

Everyone can relax, this happened in China. Bug people am I right?

oof

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Poor black kid probably doesn't even know what a Leaf Village is or what a waifu is or how he offended its honor.

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Hope that dude is safe...probably best place for him under there, away from the boss

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Yea Forums has fucked me up. I honestly expected that little gook to get flung half the length of a football field

Oh shit son. Managed to pick a fight with the one bitch that could have been a state wrestling champ.

what a bunch of absolute fucking retards holy shit

That's it. Life over for both of them, probably over some silly shit. Always avoid violence if possible.

Incredible shot if at decent range tbh

You must have have it so hard user

Racking should never fail like that, would have happened at some point regardless.

Yes, China. His fighting style is based on a lifetime of communist oppression.

Holy shit lmao

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>son
Both are girls.

I've still never found it

All that stock gone in the space of seconds. How poorly they must of been built

>must of
kys

More importantly someone likely died

* Must've
My apologies

You reckon?

You're a retard.

Fuck you

Wtf

that looks so fun, wish they would implement this in the US for convicted sex offenders and violent antifa protestors.

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Yeah, the stuff must have been heavy and it would have hit him from the sides. The bars only protect from falling products

Don't fucking laugh, my grandpa said that before grenades got invented that is how they had to clear Germans out of the trenches during the Great War.

Cats shouldn't go outside. This is awesome.

Oh shit, doesn't look good

two handed lol, gotta complete flow of electricity through the heart obviously lol.

Make sure to catch any resulting plasma or molten paperclip in the face area, ideally one or both eyes.

[hushed whisper]
What we are witnessing is legendary Yea Forumstard fighting skillz on display in the real world.

The Scarf of Super Powers doesn't seem to be working.

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horrible choreography

What happened to the snek?

She really, REALLY wanted to see the manager

>Cats shouldn't go outside.
>Small children shouldn't go outside.
Those fucking garbage canines would have done the same thing to a 2-year-old kid.

It play daid 'til scary finger go away

lol this makes me want to get the dog by its hind legs and mario64 swing the motherfucker into the pound

Rekt, not kekd

Thats comin off his pay

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yeah he fucked his whole future with that

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Made in China

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Kane Millsaps, got 9 years prison sentence for second degree battery, they tried him for first degree = 20 years but Jury reduced it to second degree for whatever reasons but still fucked for life as his name went literally around the globe headlines

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Imagine having to dodge a flying motorcycle

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I'm out. Can't watch that shit

the red mist

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Why rat kill hamsty

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Bored? why not check this cool server, it has the hottest lewds of trapps and females!

discord gg/faUV4A

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Imagine filming that and allowing it to go on.

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where is this?

When Auties attack!

FLAME ON!

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what is this, Traps on Parade?

yea, he getting his booty stuffed hard. hahaha heres a pic of him and his boyfriend

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>TFW no KKK-Rat
>TFW forever remembered

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>Spanish bulls weight between 900 and 1500 pounds
>Run at around 35 MPH, for these two bulls say
>In the video they displace ~30 feet in 2.5 seconds or around 12 ft/s
>12 ft/s = ~8 MPH
>These bulls look very well aged
>Say they weight 1500 pounds
>F=ma
>1500 * 8 = 547 pound-force
>547 pounds of force in 1 square foot (head of bull)
same a hitting the head of my dick with a hammer at 50 pound-force. ouch!

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Decereberate posturing.. Hes not very well...

This is why you don't give your pets up for free on craigslist

that guy fell off that like Mario does when he dies in the game and falls off the screen

any story behind this?

shit like this is why i still come to Yea Forums

Incel meets female. She suffered minor injuries

Story plz and aftermath

Burn the coal,

>niggers
That's all the context you need

Where do you think. In a foreign country

Imagine it were a kid. What a useless human being that can't control her own two dogs.

The guy in red looked like he didn't want to fight.

That is a classic nigger punch

some wwindows on the car can't be broken in the middle you need to hit at the edgy of the glass

I think of them as lizards personally

Sheogorath

holy motherfucking shit, i wasn't ready for this

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i hope that nigger was shot in the back of his head afterwards

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I remember this, Moldy Locks got rocked then cried foul for the guy hitting a girl.

Oh long joooohnson

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aka female.

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What happened?

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wtf is wrong with the chinks ????

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mega fart + lighter

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What you did was m * v, acceleration has units m/s^2 or distance / time^2, it’s the rate of change of the velocity

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When the first responder is the same age, wtf china

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Cat survived by the way.

>Russia
The old Soviet "who-gives-fuck" mentality has never gone away.

wtf man... this is too much

did she died ?

lost

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chimp wrangler dressed as cheerleader for halloween. 11/10 costume

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i hope the nigger got arrested

If I were on a jury I'd deadlock it if the other didn't think this was self defense. Bigger guy in yellow clearly swung first and is blocking the guy in reds path. Then again this looks like a country that doesn't have juries.

Still the most satisfying beatdown I've ever seen.
Where do you think. In a foreign country
I hope so. If were America, the driver would have been fired and probably arrested for felony assault.

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Welp, that's enough internet for me today. Later frens.

around blackz
never relackz

Always, always, always just let it fall. Always.

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This nigga just saved these faggots lives.

If they would had fallen from the top of that ladder it would had been a worse reckt.

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that was a horrible day

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he didnt fly so good

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I remember those streams

promising rodeo career right here.

I remember having to take a shit and I was really need to go that the shit just went out after I pulled my pants down. I'm sending the pic.

Fucking roaches

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Damn Pewdiepie hit a new low

bruh moment

>solonggaybower.webm

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user DONT

He died BTW, too soon

>first degree = 20 years but Jury reduced it to second degree for whatever reasons
There were supposedly "mitigating circumstances". Isn't he allegedly autistic? A 70-IQ "clinical moron", goaded into it by the person recording it?

Asian giant hornets are not to be fucked with. A bee-keeper's gear is clearly insufficient..

low testosterone

I encounter alot of motorcyclist like this on my daily commute. I cant wait til the day I can pull over and spit on their dismembered bodies

Fuck those guys

>Scrolloficarianflight.exe

Yep. I got stung once on the head and it felt like a fucking nail got hammered into my head.

>Argentinians
>white
Pick 1

Was he raping someone or doing something with the dogs?

Did the dog dieded

How to get a date

HAHAHAHAHAHA stupid vapid cunt

Fucking how? I expect like severe scrapes and cuts and shit like that but losing all your limbs and head?

I've always wanted to see one of those where the rocket veers off course and flies right at the camera.

>ladder
made me laugh more than anything i've seen on Yea Forums today, thank you sir

Divine justice

Typical coward nig, usually they prowl in packs for weak victims.

Kek

how about running into objects cemented into the ground while inhabiting a soft fleshy body traveling at excessive speeds

Simply hilarious, he used a word that's synonymous with "escalator" in other languages but not this one.

He was going about 200mph.

he was going 300 kilometers an hour man, you hit anything and you're going to fucking vaporise

he means rollingstairs

come on, anons, send more vids

it just caught me off guard dude calm down

trips shall be served

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NO YOU FUCKING CALM DOWN RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT, YOU HEAR ME?!

ended too soon

A fucking classic. Glad this video is still going around.

You ever stub your toe and think "Holy fuck that hurt"?

Imagine instead of lightly hitting your toe, you hit your whole fucking body at 300kph onto concrete and barriers.

Story?

How can you be this fucking retarded? I am in support of eugenics.

You and me both, dude. This guy didnt do anything wrong imo.

your avg pitbull. kill all pitbulls

Never fails to make me kek.

didnt even spill a drop of his pint

Anyone have that webm where theres a bully beating up some nerd but then his friend comes in and drops kick the bully?

empowered, strong women

Holy shit, was his leg cut off ?

fuck what movie is this from again?

Wtf movie is this, I cannot remember. Fuck.

we shall surely hope so

i can't i'm sorry

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she wanted to use the bathroom and they told her it was for customers only. most tim hortons double as homeless shelters

Holy shit I didn't see that coming hahaha

It's called playing dead. A lot of animals do this, including us.

more of this?

That little gook is lucky its not a little nig

Im gona be sick :X

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what kind of drug did he use. i want to use it?

between floors 77 and 85

he's still acting like a normal human because he hasnt been educated yet

Where's this from? I'll bet India

...

goddammit missed it by 1

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should have called an early one, ya harlet

ever heard about Osama Bin Ladin?

you are retarded

that was back then when the us gouvernment needed a reason to invade the middle east once again so they hired a bunch of thugs to fly a plane into some random building and blame it on the sandniggers.

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The Russian way of avoiding a bad fall.

still heterosexual

which school shooting was this again

beast mode

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united states is lower-tier garbage than china, i hope they fix their shit.

>kilometers
Miles per hour, you Euro scum.

This is absolutely fucking incredible, what the hell?

so fucking close

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source of this?

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>:(

people die doing cheer leading than every other sport combined

Why do retards fan the flames?

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China numba won

thanks for the laughs, user

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MODS WORK

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He was trying to walk the power lines. A highwire act that didn't quite work out.

this vid puts a smile on my face whenever i see it

Really man.

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how do i achieve plops like this?

Probably just pimpin his ho'. She expects it. He a good boy

kek

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It's crazy how we perceive the world.
>killing this animal is ok
>killing this animal is not ok
Just because they give us comfort.

This happened in mexico, pretty sure.

latimes.com/world/la-fg-mexico-school-shooting-20170118-story.html

lads this is why you should not take drugs

Dunno. Whenever I'm on fire I remember to stop drop and roll.

...the electricity flew through the paperclip you idiot. He got a scare and maybe a minor burn but is fine.

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This man is not only a strategic genius but a fucking warrior. I salute this Slavic beast.

i have no idea

Imagine the trauma those faggots went through as children...SAD!

This man ain't afraid of God. Holy shit!

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never fails to make me chuckle

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Total sexual predator

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not like he was going to do anything useful with his life.

I have no idea what's happening

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strong independent woman

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HAHAHAHAHA

you do not stop the BT9000

Huh?

Piranhas????

The last relt thread that had this webm even an explanation and links to the news article. All I remember is that he was convicted and they're safer now.

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Hell yeah!

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implying they'd ever leave operational control to a bunch of 'sandniggers.' they ran it top to bottom.

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the eyes, Pop

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i'm aware kid

i dunno. i kinda of respect the nigga. didnt even drop his fag

alright, Mommy

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atf boys wont see it coming

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couldn't have happened to a bigger faggot

Because some animals are friends and some other animals are humans.

Nerv liquid

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Nerves gassed

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bump

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Next time walk yourself, cunt.

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