>remaster is better than the original
Remaster is better than the original
That's a shitty pizza, however Italian pizza is crap. Argentina has the best pizzas in the world. Literally a remasterization made by Italians themselves
who are you quoting?
why do we allow america to keep existing eurobros?
Is this what below temperature room IQ looks like?
So that they can serve as an example to the world how not to behave.
left: soul
right: soulless
It's our own world's version of a bio-engineered weapon gone rogue, how can we hope to stop these literal monsters?
Japan probably has the best pizza.
>Småland(Sweden)
Only right answer.
Found the egotistical Argentinian.
left: soulless
right: soul
Italian Pizza does suck, and this is coming from someone who lived in Italy for 3 years. They have a lot of very excellent, world class food but their pizza is nowhere near as good as American Pizza. Yes, Italian Pizza is higher class but it doesn't match the sheer flavor and deliciousness of a well made New York Pizza. Sometimes something that is lower class can be better.
As I said though, most other Italian dishes are amazing and superior to their American equivalent. If it isn't like a 4 or 5 star Italian Restaurant in America, then something you get off a street corner in Italy will be far superior and much cheaper. Olive Garden is actual garbage and a joke compared to random homeless guys who make pasta in a cardboard box can in Italy.
cringe. fpwp
I dunno govnuh, owr tird world cuntries ain’t lookin much bettah rite now
margherita pizza is just the best pizza
Falklands
>American tries to imitate a British accent
I cringe every time.
Because we literally can't have our vast welfare programs and healthcare without their citizens' taxes paying for most of our national defence budgets
>Left: Fuck yeah, cheese
>Right Fuck yeah, pepperoni add hot sauce
idk how American pizza is made, but when you're working the dough (even with a rolling pin) it's almost impossible to get it to be a perfect circle, sometimes even professional bakers get weird shapes but that has nothing to do with the quality of the pizza itself
Based.
I would, in fact, eat this
Your entire military is completely dependent on the US, and trying to start a war with the US will greatly cut into your Gibs programs.
>tries
That's what you tards sound like though. Speak American, it's unironically better.
in what backwater shithole do you live in that your dependant on handouts from america?
American here. Most people I know don't like olive garden. It's for if you have too much money and don't know how to get good food.
what are you gonna do, strongly condemn us to death?
MODS=GODS
I've gotten into making my own pizza recently. Got a dough brewing in the fridge right now. 3-5 day cold proof really makes the dough awesome. Won't buy ready made or delivery pizza ever again.
>why do we allow america to keep existing
Kek'd, all of the EU and the UK combined couldn't do shit.
You should sanction us, sanction us with your army.
Wouldn't it have made more sense to put it in /ck/?
It's what everyone around chooses.
It's what we think of when we think of pizza and it's always kind of a shock when one of us finds out that it isn't a thing outside of this little area.
Most take theirs without onions though.
This is a completely understandable viewpoint when you think about what people of both countries value.
Italians value omemade and rustic, and see commercial or factory duplication as less desirable.
America, being the industrialization powerhouse that it was/is, has much more value placed on streamlined simplicity, perfection as a product, and interchangeability.
Standing on a floor of a top notch factory and watching it cycle creations through at exponentially higher speeds than a human could is an incredible experience. I would recommend it to anyone, a lot of factories will give free tours, some even give goodie bags at the end. How It's Made is an excellent series that shows closeups and slow motion of the processes involved, it's a great watch too.
pay debnts, argie
>Argentina
>Italian
Nigerian more like.
dick van dyke and audrey hepburn are not accurate representaions of an east london accent. watch more authentic movies/TV.
Try anything with alan ford or danny dyer for the real deal
I usually make italian style pizza at home, but sadly my oven only goes up to 250C
Mods usually put off topic thread from Yea Forums to Yea Forums mostly so that it can die
They don't want to put it in /ck/ where it might upset anons
Had Italian pizza in Italy, it’s super thin crust with sauce and cheese. That’s fucking it! Oh yeah giant basil leaves too, weeeeeee! Fuck that, gimme some meat lovers stuffed crust from Pizza Hut, that’s the shit!
He tried to kill my fatha!!!
America is guaranteed to deal with their allies enemies, so they can spend less on military. Not exactly a handout so much as a guaranteed money savings.
Who would pay for Israel's toys then?
TRIBAL BABY HEART EATING MOUNTAIN NIGGER INDIANS ARE APPARENTLY ITALIANS NOW WHO'DVE THOUHT
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Nigga i just googled pizza orgins and this shit has been around since the 18th centery and the word pizza was first use in 997A.D.
Got a recipe user? That sounds delicious
>Fuck wrong picture.
Close enough?
Thanks for burning my eyes! Ugh
Obviously the mods want us to post loli enjoying pizza
She certainly does look like old ass pizza dough
great picture user, enjoyed the read :)
There aren't any African BLACKS per se in Argentina, but like a 20% of the population are brown amerindians.
They're going to attack us with elderly Monty Python.
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>3-5 day cold proof
So you bake moldy dough to get high. Do you know what food poisoning is?
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>There aren't any African BLACKS per se in Argentina
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You sound like the most pretentious cunt
if you actually believe Argentina is black beyond a meme you are a fucking retard. there are far more niggers in America than Argentina
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>Olive garden
Dude did you ever even live here in the states? Who eats that shit?
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That’s because real pizza is a thing created in New York by Italians. It then moved elsewhere.
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This is great
Operation flashpoint, arma, kingdom come, those inner eye thingies, guns CZ, etc. You are welcome.
Nobody gives a flying fuck about argentina. You’re all a bunch of niggers. Every single one of you.
Nothing special. Just google pizza dough recipe and give it a few days to proof really nicely. Couldn't be simpler.
Where is Spiderman?
But tons of places in america use brick ovens. We also have an almost limitless assortment. Everyone else is so stuck on 'tradition' that it keeps them from innovating anything new, which America excels at.
Aren't they the home base of the 4th reich?
Could you please stop user? This is seriously unnessesary..
Quality Yea Forums thread
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I've lived in Italy and I'll tell you that pizza is way better, also Italy has a huge variety like we do here. But most cover most of the pizza in chess. The real artsy places like to do the only a couple spots thing.
Why is it better? It's the same ingredients. There are high end and low end places all over the world. America has plenty of 5 star restaurants.
Did you read past the words Olive Garden retard? He literally said it's worse than a homeless man cooking in a cardboard box
No americans are just better at making commercials where it looks perfect it never comes like that.
Because the one on the right was grown in a vat and made in a factory
>this monstrosity suits the right image better
this shit is amerimuttland repulsive attempt at pizza
shame!
It looks like some kind of cake
That's an odd looking lasagna
pizza means pie, you know.
What a bunch of faggots. Our ancestors told your queen to fuck off and formed their own country. Fought tooth and nail to not have to be subservient to your masters. Unfortunately for my countrymen and I, our corrupt leaders sold our country out to those masters in the early 20th century. The people will not let this stand, however. We have been placated with ever type of gadget and toy you can think of, but even that will not be enough. We THIRST for freedom and liberty and will rise up and take it back soon.
Stop it user, only faggots and other degenerates would ever eat that dreck. Every normal American shuns them.
This is a REAL American pizza
i concur, i haven't eaten there in almost 20 years but it was the only absolutely inedible pizza I've ever had
someone has never had a good chicago deep dish
No I didnt, thx 4 the education.
Italian here,
Tbh there is a very big difference between southern style pizza (the one on the photo that i dont really like) and northern style. On the north pizza is super thin, crispy like a cracker and generally pretty easy to digest
Import Italian soil
Import San Marzano seeds
Get a nona to grow the tomatoes in a backyard
I have now destroyed most of the Italian pizza defence stay mad cazzo ragazzi
I have, but I was raised on NY style. It reminds me of childhood, and home, and is the taste/texture that I'm looking for. Chicago just hits my palette wrong.
And I was born in Chicago.
You are fucking wrong. I lived 18 years in New Jersey and love pizza. The best pizza I've ever had was from some shitty little Venetian restaurant. Jew York cant compete.
Supposed to say fuck bois for non pizza folk
>San Marzano
Campari are better anyway.
By the way. I was told that it's fine to put a slize of prosciutto on after .. on that italian ones shown.
Correct?
You're using your front facing camera again nigga
Both can taste good. I've never understood why so many people need to have a 'this vs that' mentality. They're basically the same thing, the deep dish just has more sauce, meat and whatever else. One of my favs is a place that combines lasagna and pizza into a deep dish. It's amazing.
If you're an adult you can do whatever you want.
dai cazzooo
Okay what ifbi grow every type of tomato in a backyard with dirt from ever coner of the earth
Will that be enough for you mario?
Are you retarded or just pretending
Just add coffee grounds and good fertilizer to potting soil. People like to over complicate things.
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yes
Still isnt a place where a white man can walk around without having to look over his shoulder
Maybe because it's not a mentality? Maybe people actually have a preference? And it's fucking Yea Forums, where if you can argue about it, you're obligated to do so.
you supreme faggot
> Argentina
> Italians
You know Portuguel is not Italy, right?
you sound like a weak pussy
are you implying American cities aren't filled with niggers?
Australia makes the best pizza in the world. Same with iced coffee.
ye, actually i never eat margherita. I always put something on it, like some smoked ham or different type of cheese
>New York pizza
Let me tell all you pizza nerds something. I've met a lot of obnoxious New Yorkers that think everything from their city is best and anything outside of their city that they like becomes a "New York Blah Blah." I used to work at a pizza shop and I worked hard to make a good product, and ALL of them were pleasantly surprised at how great they tasted (This is a New York Pizza!). Point being don't eat pizzas made by snot-nose teenagers or socialists, and you'll have good pizza.
>herp derp all immigrants came during colonization
stop making Americans look stupid
They are, thats why I live somewhere where the nigger rate is less than .5%
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All this pizza talk, im gonna go get little caesars
Of course it's a mentality. I see it constantly with people. There can be two things that are similar with minor differences and you'll have people vehemently trashing one and praising the other as flawless. It looks silly to reasonable people.
Truly the most degenerate of us all
They are and they murder like you wouldn't believe.
Good, that's how I had it in mind and prefer it also myself like this
Yea Forums has daily fights over their favorite shapes, we fight over anything
>hexagons are dope
Ill post a pic in 10 minutes
Hell to the yes, a proper fucking kebabpizza from Höglandet!
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>reasonable people
You mean people with dilated anuses, such as yourself.
hexagons are pretty good but trapezoids are where it's at
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Looks like a quiche. Would eat.
>2d
>nigger-tier shapes
Get on my level
The ultimate.
Looks weird for a pizza but I would still eat it.
you better deliver
Oh wait they aint got an amy. So they should shut the fuck up. Thats what i would do. Shut the fuck up
So it's a city slice... great... but that looks like a $1.50 slice from an off brand reprobate. Puglia is don.
Utanför Jönköping
All pizza is good pizza.
I like chicago style pizza
well stop it
you idiots debate about the best pizza. you can only have a valid opinion that i would accept if you have eaten every pizza on the world and then pick the best. if you dont have done that, fuck you.
Based white person poster
You are objectively horrible
Söder mot Nässjö, Vetlanda, Sävsjö.
Bästa pizzan som finns.
seems like you have never been in italy dude.
i had really good pizza and pasta there.
Really Good.
yeah i didnt like that
Argentine has really bad pizza, from what I've read. A guy went all around the world trying pizza and said that Argentina's were the worst lmao. They have a fucking pudding in the middle or something where the little plastic table thing is usually.
Went to Sweden last summer, ate these like crazy. We do really need them in the US.
Based and redpilled
I keep the oven open all day so the room temperature stays at a comfy 220 degrees all day long. I'm Jewish BTW.
att ja hade ätit det i just ända bort i nässjö va också en anledning att ja inte fattade att det är exklusivt till oss.
Wrong, Italy is a country covered by volcanic soil, a vitamin rich and good quality earth. The countries smaller size doesn’t allow for big greenless cities, it is the perfect location for growing plants and feeding livestock. Sure you have low and high end places, but the Italian economy is awful, so its much cheaper and its delicious even at the mid tier restaurants. Even though America has great conditions too, its expansive nature and its extremely short history make it an integrater of several styles of food, given enough time it could develop its own, example is that burgers are the best in America but sux ass everywhere else, Italy included. But for now, it is better because those foods have been cultivated and developed for a bit over 130 years.
Like you could stop us lmao
Agreed. genuinly one of main reasons I don't wanna settle down somewhere else right now.
You're on drugs. Pizza in the usa is so processed and shitty tasting. In italy you can actually taste the ingredients and how real they are.
Only the loosers who didn't made it in europe shipped to the new world.
Btfo by actual baker and trips of truth! You fucking retard at least do some research before posting!
The best is still the shit u do yourself.
You put on it whatever the fuck u want.. you spice the sauce as much as u want.. u choose the cheese u want..
Selfmade is boss
>implying you have a choice
Our military is better than all of Europe’s combined. Also because we protect you. Fag
whites just make better pizza than the italianiggers.
New Yorkers have always had a reputation for being arrogant.
Out of all the debates in this thread this is the objectively incorrect one no professional baker colds proofs for 5 days, unless as I suspect that the moldy user means his levain in which case congrats nigger you fucked up basic terminology
i stand with you mi fellow comrade. the imperio de la pizza is the best by far
I can’t even tell you how much little caesar’s me and my stoner ass friends are in highschool. Shit is garbage but 5$ and we could feed all of us. Good times.
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I mean, almost none of that is true. It's literally just describing gas station dominoes. Typical slant eye fuckery
stfu nigger you know its true itanianiggers are stupid as fuck not white people idiot
The idea behind cold proofing or fermenting is that once the yeast has used most of it's oxygen supply, it continues to work and improves the taste, character and aroma of the dough. The slower you can get it to do this the better, hence putting it in the fridge.
Try it. You'll be impressed.
Nigga,just call Papa John's or pizza hut. Faggot
>250c
I c whut u did thar.....
Wtf! That's some fucked up pizza
"These aren't my glasses!"
Germany used brick ovens.....
Fucking McCain pizza is your representative, absolute gutter trash you faggot.
Thanks for my (you) lol
Because You can make a better pizza, for a tenth of the price.
Jerk off onto the dough. It'll be cummy
Not really. Factor in electrity, rent and bullshit. Order online for those $5 deals that are there. NIGGER
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Hers your (you) nigger
lmao, is this mother fucker serious???
Jesus Christ that looks amazing
It's a stomach ache about to happen
In Philly they have halal street vendors, and you get lamb over rice
Looks exactly like what they put onto that pizza
Add a few more peppers then we're talking
This just looks like a pizza turkish style u get at every fucking kebap place whole over europe.
I dont get why u all are so flashed by that thing.
In Philly you get shot by niggers
Here in Michigan we have to go to either Detroit or Flint to get shot by niggers. Great food in Dearborn though.
Plus tip.
That's a margarita vs pepperoni. Cant compare the two. You wouldn't compare pineapple to supreme would you?
The wonders of multi-culturalism! (And I absolutely mean it! If it wasn't for all the kurds, swedish pizza would be bad and bland. And without kebab.)
Because they're bigger and stronger than us?
Imagine if Russia, China, and the USA decided to group up against us, we would lose.
I've had pizza in the USA and I've had pizza in Italy. Italian pizza wins every time, sorry.
based brasilian white man
Baltimore City fag here. Fuck niggers
You're the Argentinian who was pretending to be white, aren't you?
That's Digiornos
There aren't any white Brazilians, just slightly lighter colored niggers.
Better than that chicago style bullshit.
Do you guys have this sort of "sallad/lettuce" for pizza outside of sweden? it's shredded cabbage, vinigar, salt and pepper. It's also fucking amazing on the Småländsk kebab pizza, that's obviously already amazing.
America is our enemy.
finnish pizza is the best in the world, check out the guiness world records, we are the leading country in pizzas
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pizza is slave food
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Yes it's just fucking white kraut you have on every kebab place in whole europe. Just as that pizza up there.
Here in Scotland we batter and deep fry your fucking pizza.
Ok I just couldn't find it online. 'pizza salad' and 'pizza lettuce' came up with something different entirely.
I have never seen kraut in pizza anywhere in western Europe, pretty sure it's a scandinavian/germanic thing ...
I've seen used toddler diapers that looked more appetizing than this abomination. I will never understand for the life of me how deranged someone needs to be in order to look at such a flat floppy feable sorry looking smear of degenerate dough and grease and then try to sell me on the idea that it is amazing. I went to public grade school in Southern Cali that was attended almost exclusively by the progeny of illegal Mexicans and even the shitty $1.00 pizza lunches that were served there were more appetizing. Fucking KYS
What's the white sauce on it?
Unbelievable that people this retarded are allowed to interact with normal humans, even via the internet.
That sounds interesting
That doesn't actually look bad ?!
Sweden Yes !
>a homeless man cooking in a cardboard box
Isn't that American pizza?
Garlic sauce and for pussys yoghurt sauce.
Tha'ts another perticular thing, there are other kebab pizzas with either a tomato or garlic based sauce. This one though (the right one) is a combination of cream/filmjölk (sry don't know what it would be in English)/russian yoghurt/relish/salt/white pepper/kebab spice mix, every place have their own slight veriation of amounts (including whether or not they will include pineapple juice and/or ketchup/paprika/oregano.
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Not just Sweden yes! but actually also made up by an old immigrant lady (back in the 70s or something)
I'm paying the bills anyway might as well do something enjoyable with it all