Let's say you had a profoundly mentally retarded kid and you wanted to get rid of it because you don't want to spend...

Hydrogen peroxide leaks out into the lake, fish get in and eat the brain making the hole more natural than a hole with a syringe as long as they don't find it a day after you should be good

Put it into care.
Why kill it? just let it kill it's self one someone else's time

Adoption, the old leave it in a basket on the steps of a hospital or Church. Doesn't have to die, pain free, someone else can have it and enjoy it (One's man trash is another man's treasure)

Go hiking and say the hard fell off a cliff

Because it's a net negative to humanity as a whole.

I mean what if by some freak of nature it reproduced?

adoption

buy a swimming pool and let things occur naturally.

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Gotta McCann that ho

This

>Beat it to death
>get bathtub full of lye
>let it melt
>drain the melted bits
>scoop out bones
>crush bones into power
>dump powder into dumpster
>pour drain cleaner down drain and on any blood left from the beating
>clean up drain cleaner from floor

Forgot to mention to tell the cops it ran away

These two

Good plan, except for the fact that profoundly mentally retarded "humans" can't even walk on their own

replace cat with retard. kek

>Purely hypothetical question of course.
Sure bud

you idiots are helping a user murder a child and then you wonder why normies want to shutdown garbage sites like 4 and 8. kek

Retards aren't fully human so it's ok

Underrated post

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Then say you let it stay at a friend or uncle or whoever's house for the week and they were never dropped off

Schroedingers Mongoloid

That's what abortion is for.

"Its called late term abortion not "Murdering a child"" - Dumbass leftist

Bazinga

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There's gonna be a dead kid tonight by the end of today, isint there?

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Not if OP is smart. The first thing the police are gonna do is boot up prism and read this thread...

Hey user, where's your kid?

Who knows

After reading this thread I begin to understand why 95% of murderers get caught. None of you retards have thought your plans through.

Ran away, got kidnapped, put it in a home for the retarded, whatever works

>"tonight by the end of today"
*tonight by the end of this thread
God I'm a fucking tard

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are the retarded kids organs any good? I have jewish friends that will pay good money for them. if you serious then don't waste them and make some dollar. kik me at pidepiper82

This but unironically

I mean if you normally go on outings with the kid a hike isn't out of the question. If you don't then obviously you're gonna wanna wait and start going on hikes regularly. Then it won't be like the first time you ever went on a hike the kid died. Also as long as you are sure you are alone and unobserved nobody will ever know how the kid fell.

The hardest part will be talking to the police. So just don't. Lawyer up and say nothing.

This is why I like Schlomos, easy to do business with

And you're a net positive i assume?

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invent time travel, vasectomy... slip wifey plan b.

otherwise user, live with your mistake

Then maybe it will be you who ends up dead tonight

I'd like to think so.

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>Ran away or kidnapped
Oh my god, user, why are you just chilling at home - you've got to go out and find it! Do you need a hand - have you called the cops? What's the status of the search!

>put in home for the retarded
Oh wow, user, really? I talk to tardmom on Whatsapp all the time - she never said anything about it all? What's going on?

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Send them to school in Chicago

>The hardest part will be talking to the police. So just don't. Lawyer up and say nothing.
Quality advice, a good investigator can easily read your body language and tell if you are lying. The only winning move is not to play.

Eat the kid.

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Smother it, put it into a heavy self made container and drop it into the bottom of the ocean. If anyone knows you had that child just say she went missing and post up missing persons pics

Sir, the missing kid's father refuses to talk to us without a lawyer present!

Like this isn't going to look suspicious!

This isn't a missing pet - you've got to report the child missing to the police and then try not to get done for murder, dummy.

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Kek, if you browse /b then you're definitely wrong buddy

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OP could call the cops after he took care of the body and put a missing person report out, and put up a few posters but after a month nothing will come out of it so OP can just chill, if anyone asks he can bring up a sob story about how it was kidnapped

Hypothetically, I believe an air bubble in a vein might work.

>One's man trash is another man's treasure
kek

Wait a second..

I WAS THE TARD ALL ALONG

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The only possible way they could prove anything is a confession. They will question you, you will have to respond but the lawyer will have your back and stop them from using their tricks. I mean you are guilty but it's not what they think that matters it's what they can prove.

A lot of people seem to be taking there hard to care for children to 3rd world countries then "Losing them" I'ts a fucking joke don't be a dickhead and hand your child over to care.

Come on man, the cops will smell a rat unless the user pulls off the dismayed parent act perfectly.

I'm not saying it's impossible but you will need balls of steel, have to be able to convincingly display the expected emotions (most in this thread seem to have zero heart or empathy in the first place) and have a solid story (preferably alibi) that explains the hours leading up to the "disappearance."

Yeah that's what i meant

>take care of body
>leave kid with "babysitter"
>go out with friend
>go home and babysitter is gone with the tard
They don't need believe him if he has an alibi

Well, seeing as the kid has no job or friends. Just move to another state and bury the body deep with lye to dissolve it. You will have to avoid family and friends who knew of the child but that is a small price. If you encounter someone from your past and they ask, say the child became a ward of the state and is in a mental institution. Then move again in case they check. A new identity is good too.

Water. Water is always the best choice.

Casey Anthony did basically this and got away with it.

Bump

This will work for literally anyone.

Step 1:
Soak chewing tobacco in water. Fairly hot water, but not boiling.

Step 2:
Strain out the tobacco, leaving only the steeped water.

Step 3:
Evaporate the water on very low heat. Sunlight will work.

Step 4: When the substance reaches a very thick consistency, like syrup, collect it in a small container.

Step 5: Place it under the tongue of the intended victim.

Severe nicotine overdose. Kills very quickly, no antidote, they'll be severely incapacitated while dying, and it's not something a coroner checks for usually. It will just look like a heart attack. You can also inject a small amount into a fatty region, like the thigh or buttock.

Never tried this, don't know if it actually works, just read about it. Take it with a grain of salt.

Chief its on the grid, theres no discreet way to get rid of it anymore, youre stuck with that retard

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Nicotine poisoning does work but they will catch you if you do this. Weird deaths usually get checked for poisoning. Also a competent coroner will see the needle mark.

What about the under the tongue method? Can't you just clean out the excess after they die?

Pro tip it's very odd for a child to just have a heart attack out of nowhere also they are gonna be tripping balls on the nicotine and might flail around and hurt themself

It doesn't matter if it looks suspicious, innocent until proven guilty

Just tie it down before hand

It isn't odd at all for a retard to have a heart attack because often their brain isn't the only organ that isn't fully functional

Leave out stuff for it to choke on or poison itself with.

Not a bad point

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MODS, do your fucking job

Thank you, mods!

Profound retardness sounds like Einstein type autism

stage a freak accident
put the kid at the bottom of a hill with some toys, go inside to get something. make sure someone sees you.
rig your car so that it rolls down the hill
bingo bongo, you got a dead tard

>this will work
>don't know if it will work
legit n' smart

I wanted to be clear.

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Adoption, obviously. How fucking retarded are you, OP?

That's pretty good.