hey Yea Forums
had a one night stand with a girl i've been crushing over at my uni recently. i'm a tall guy but not blessed at all in the dick department. I thought things were going pretty well, we were in missionary but she asked me to stop, then reached over, opened her drawer and pulled out a dildo.
she asked me to fuck her with the dildo, she came and then told me she wasn't going to finish me off. i got dressed and left.
>>feelsbadman.jpg
that's got me fucked up. pic not related
try doggy next time
If true.
As long as you have a warm anus you will always get laid Yea Forumsro
not sure there will be a next time lol, maybe next girl
not that way inclined unfortunately!
That's called a cunt user, don't waste another second on a selfish bitch
yeah, what's that about never meeting your heroes? never fuck your crushes i guess
You could try missionary but with her legs on your shoulders, it feels like you are putting in more dick than what you have
She's either testing you, trying to see if you're actually interested in her and not just fucking her or she's a total fucking bitch.
What does not blessed mean ? Average?
thanks man, i have tried before but the girls usually get uncomfortable.
Mam wtf is that test? She is a total cunt
that would be amazing if it was true, i'd like to see her again
not blessed means i'm 6ft7 but under 5 inches.
Fuck them
Women make no fucking sense so I wouldn't be surprised.
Fuck her in the arse next time. Hatesex is the best sex. I went through similar and my knob is way above average. Some women are just cunts. Fuck her. Maybe next time, stop half way, say "this is shit" and walk out.
I dont want to belive that they might do it just to test you, but I think you are right
Lets see that micro-peen, OP.
Are you Stephen Merchant or the guy off Pointless?
bodyshape more like Osmond. not fat tho
If she's desensitized herself with dildos she won't be satisfied by most guys.
Find one that's not a whore and hasn't had many partners - they're tighter
dude she basically told you to give off. There ain’t going to be no next time so you can forget about planning your next move there.
When they say stop that usually triggers involuntary orgasm.
I was married. Anyways, sex went south. Basically we'd have half hearted oral, then she'd ball a towel up, stick it by her fanny and use her legs to rub the towel up and down. She'd cum and then I'd wank myself into her mouth, sometimes her tits. It was that or nothing.
I got cucked by a towel!
/thread
Do this but with your own legs over your shoulders. Much better experience
Sounds fun to me. Did you do it by hand or have a harness?
show dick
By hand, no harness. Was just lying next to her, she wasn't kissing me
true
SHOW YOUR FUCKING DICK OP
I find this hard to believe. First, no fucking way you'd be fucking anyone without first cumming faster than quick-silver; two, even if your dick game is weak, your tong game should be strong to balance things up. You either a retard of a fucktard, I am having a hard time telling which one of the two.
If you really love her, set her free.
Okay so pay to have that dicklet enlarge and start to practice how to eat pussy. Had this be 1990s I would have recommend to go gay, but my niggah go pay to have that shit resize.
so this is my dick what do you think. was she right or not
Totally normal dick. Girl is just a cunt.
Your dick isn’t trash, your fucking is. Work on your skills, be attentive.
She is right, that shit is small as fuck. Glad the Dildo save her night.
should work fine, looks about 5 inches like average and average thickness. chances are she was expecting magnum dong because height and also girls are stupid about this
forget her, find a girl with a tight pussy
That’s small and skinny, that’s a double mark. Dude needs to amp up his game elsewhere.
OP learn to eat pussy.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Fuck that stupid bitch user. Forget her, find a new one.
Deathgrip idiot. Fml
Lol fuck you no it isnt. I'm OP and I'm uncut.
No you aren't
her name was Rebecca...such a nice name and such numiliation..wtf rebecca
you cum, why didn't help me to cum
>>uni thot
>>tongue game
>>STD for life
Which big pharma company do you shill for Goldstein?
actual op
dude fuck off. her name was sarah
previous op was in better shape
bump from actual OP
One question, why didn't you file rape charges against her?
6'4 sporting a 6 incher, I feel you bro
fucking sucks, right?
hahahahaha what? more info pIs
Kek wtf just kill yourself, she will tell everybody about your useless dick and how you agreed to get her off with a dildo without any return. You will never have another girl since everyone will know about your tiny peepee
Satans right fuck that stupid bitch. That was rude as fuck. Cunt could have atleast got you off after
/thread
The second you said uni everyone should of known your an uncut subhuman ginger.
>under 5 inches
you may as well go gay now, dickless.
Come back when you've had sex.
That's fucking nasty looks like you could tie a knot at the end.
>tong game
He wasn't grilling a steak for her.
is that a sea cucumber?
You best learn how to eat pussy and fist
Next time put the dildo in her ass while you're still fucking her. Or your ass while you're fucking her. Either works better than cucking yourself with a piece of plastic.
If you let it go down like that, it's not your dick size that's the problem you pathetic excuse for modern masculinity.
I hate Jews and Niggers, kek kill them all, THE RUSSIANNIST HERElQuLVdAl