Need help with finding an escort. First I need a good website, speciality in the Texas area...

Her ad doesn’t say but I’m assuming at least a grand

I wish I was like that. Years of fapping has made me unable to cum in less than 45. Fucked this trap last weekend and I almost ran over the hour

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Def get an escort with gfe then. Less pressure and you won’t be rushed. Let them know it’s your first time and don’t be embarassed

This is a man? Holy shit

I know man. If I’m gonna fuck a shemale it’s gotta look like this otherwise that’s gay as fuck. Modern medicine is amazing

got any more pics of this one you can share?

Was there a penis?

There was a penis. Mine was way bigger though lol. Didn’t snap a pic of it though. Just wanted to enjoy the encounter

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Are you supposed to interact with the traps dick or just pretend its not there?

Flick it a few times

I’m not sure. I didn’t. She kept trying to top me but I wasn’t having that.

Who this?

Damn I would have sucked the hell out of that dick

Can you link where you found her? Was it an ad?

>I also recommend Eros.com. The site verifies that the girl in the ad is actually the one you’ll be seeing.
Dosnt work lol

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Works for me

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>fucking a dude
>it's not gay because he has long hair and fake tits
faggot

Lol are you doing that at work or something?

It's blocked because you're on a proxy
I'm sure in their work they have to deal with a bunch of crazy stalkers using proxies

Slixa(dot) com

why not
im not on a proxy, what is this gay ass crap

Is it really that expensive to fuck a pornstar? How about shemale ones?

Are you in the UK? "Immoral" websites are blocked by default in the UK unless you register your connection with your government ID

Do I gotta pay extra for weird shit like cumming up their nose? How much?

That’s so fucked. The state of Britfags

nah, first time i see this shit, never had any problems visiting websites before
but maybe some provider took on himself to block this one website in particular?
dunno
first time i hear of this imperva

SO I WAS RIGHT ABOUT FAPPING FOR ALL THESE YEARS.... THIS MEANS I PROBABLY WONT BUST A NUT IN 5 SECONDS FUCK YEAH

Also impacts arousal ability.

Dude its just your ISP just use a VPN and you are sorted

>but maybe some provider took on himself to block this one website in particular?
That does happen. Yea Forums was blocked by several US ISP's for a short time.

What an absolute load of bollocks. Never heard such shyte in my life you tit.

Eros got some good bitches in my area

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Yea 200 extra should be enough for that

think about the demand...

True. Would it be comparable for ts ones?

Come to Europe boy and I will take you to the brothels and studios (that's how we call luxury brothels in my place) where you can fuck clean and healthy (tested for STD with medical certificate) whores for 50€ for 30'

Eros girls who are actually hot charge a small fortune for their time and its never for just an hour. They want like $1,000 for a three hour “encounter”

>$1,000 for a three hour
That's stealing.
No woman is worth it that much.
With 50 bucks you can fuck a great prostitute and if you give a good tip, say 25 bucks, you can go wild on her

Did they actually enforce that? Last time I heart about that it was still just an idea.
Well you could also just switch to an DNS server outside of britain.

Where are you fucking a 9/10 for $50? Is this with a white girl in a first world country?

Where in EU? Any Nordic whores?

Just want to say good luck to you OP. I hope you find one and that you have an amazing experience. Let us know how it turns out.

On a models "No list" it lists CIM and Greek. What does that mean

CIM = Cum In Mouth

Greek = anal

There’s also another unspoke “no” and that’s niggers lol

This simply isn't true.

Picky little bitch.

WHo's that in the gif? I need it ASAP

Greece

Bumping for hooker stories

Yup
Calling luxury brothels "studios" is a dead giveaway.

Rub one out, all whores demand rubber and that feels like fucking a fleshlight.
150$ just not worth it unless you're so tired you can't even beat you meat.

wank it, don't pay these whores

youtube.com/watch?v=nZcRU0Op5P4

Don't do this.
Every man deserves to have sex at least and die not a virgin.
You deserve this to your self boy.

Do they accept the payment in sandwiches?

>Eros.com
Where is she from? I'd fly there to bang her!

So afraid of stds or she might be rude and ruin it also being stingy

No.
But Greek girls are very pretty.

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some ask even more
3h is not for sex btw, you take her out and shit, the gf experience and then 1h for fucking

>stds
Even if you go raw on her without condom the chances of std are minimal.
Stds go from penis to vagina and very rarely the other way.
Also if you don't come inside her chances are you are good.
If you put a rubber you can fuck her pooper too.
Just don't lick her vagoo.

If she's rude and nasty i can't get it up and then I have to pay for 15min, fuck that shit, I'm low energy as fuck.
Why do you post horse face?

You can get these wo condom
>crabs, chlamydia, herpes

>the gf experience
Not into that, her having headaches and shit and fucking guitar players behind my back

I'm telling you 3h is not for fucking, it's not like you gonna fuck for 30min and then shove stuff in her holes for 2h30min or something sexual like that.

That's fud and fear mongering.
Just both take a bath before and after and use a rubber.
Sex is safe bro and even rubber is not needed usually.

Bruh use skipthegames . Com if you're cool with cheap whores hahah

Holy FUCK, that's expensive.
As an EU citizen, I'm appalled.

A good time at a massage parlor is $200. Other wise I'd find some one on eccie

>puts cock in her mouth
There's your herpes
Crabs you'll get on pubic hair contact.

>As an EU citizen, I'm appalled.
I am revolted.
30$ and I'm still thinking about it cause I can do so many things with 30$.

True.
If we didn't have the refugee crisis and the corrupt politicians and EU then Europe is pretty good.
Nice cities, people, culture, food, wine, pretty girls, cheap sex.
I tell you, Europe is pretty great, Ameritards don't know what they are missing.

where does she escort?

EU blocks it for some reason..
Maybe just as a courtesy towards non-US people, kek

Your going to cum after 5 feet? What the fuck does that even mean?

5 minutes you dummy

LA

As a Nordic country guy I don't feel the sand apes much (fuck Sweden). But after visiting US, I just love my country with a vengeance

>but I’m assuming at least a grand
that's more than a porn scene
You people are suckers, you know that?!

he's a foot fag

>vengeance
Sweden?

When is Norway going to invade Sweden and make it white again?

Damn. I'm in tx

Could always vacation lol. Plus these whores travel alot

Dude. Its usually by the hour. Your going to need coin if you want an all nighter....

Hopefully soon!

>go cheap bar
>find shy girl
>buy her cheap alcohol drink
>keep buying her cheap alcohol until she gets tipsy
>fuck her
Congrats, you no virgin now

Nope, they just invited all the sandniggers in the vicinity.
That country is lost.

Pewds is white and with Marzia they will make Sweden great again.

look its the cops

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literally Google escorts in your city. there will be tons of ads of it's a decent size city

>Google escorts
OK Google get me an escort

Bruh im still not at the level of being impotent and never cum i just wanna pump a girl for 30mins with ball slapping cheats and stuff

Go to Montreal. The adult entertainment industry (strip clubs, massage parlors, escorts) there is highly developed and much less shady than in the states- think more similar to Europe and Amsterdam. You can find agencies advertising incredibly hot women for much cheaper ($200-240 CAD or $160-180 USD per hour)

Pic included of woman I spent time with on a recent trip

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