Be me

Why did they use a sketch of tinkerbell for this meme?

In beginning she did give me bjs now and again, sex otherwise is good

I can't blame your wife. Women feel what they feel.

Can't blame you either. You had a strong urge, just like your wife, and you took care of it, just like your wife.

Now the question is why even bother keeping your wife.

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ok post it

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Rolling

First thing that came up on google images that related

You can still love your wife and have sex. we all have urges what's the point in suppressing the natural ones. what she don't know won't hurt.

We have happy life otherwise, just the bj thing was getting to much and I need to let a nut off

How the hell did this shit get two shitty movies ranking in the upper 10 best movies?

the wife doesnt like oral, giving or recieving :(

but she does take her dicc slaps like a champ, so its not all bad.

thanks user, but I'm a fucking naive optimist who still thinks that things will get better someday

Ok so surprised no one has straight said it yet. Every woman loves giving bj's to who they want to see happy.

If she aint sucking your dick she is sucking someone elses or she merely settled for you.

Get rid and don't look back, only forward to bettering yourself and better blowjobs.

Of course if you don't go down on her then what can you expect, if you do just man handle her to 69

Same dude, even lets me fuck her ass on my birthday

rollin for vid!

ok so POST IT

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Ive been married 25 years and my wife just hit menopause. The sex was great and then boom my pussy supply 100% dried up. Im having to jerk off like im 13 again. My wife gives me shit for it but its either that or the next girl with daddy issues that takes a swipe at me at work is going to wreck our marriage. My resolve is starting to crack though i'm not sure i can last much longer without any ass.

999

reroll

roll #3 n im out

Trips ^

Watch the edges nigger.

This is my fear as well

999

Don't feel bad. Your wife wasn't there for you. Six years, holy shit. You went that long without having your needs fulfilled? Good on you for getting your dick sucked.

Imagine if the roles were reversed and how much support a woman would be getting if her husband refused to go down on her for the past 6 years. She'd be cheered for finding a 'real man'. Why should you feel guilty?

Roll

999done

roll

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Back around we go

111

111. if i call 087 it counts too.

too soon

...

okay now 111. i dont even want it, i just wanna be the guy that gets it.

gottem

Fuck Vodafone

tick tock

111......

This is me 8 months ago

>fucking wife is like fucking pretty sack of potatoes
>go see pro
>go see lots of pro's
>cant fuck wife anymore, she disgusts me
>get divorced
>quite inconvenient for a bit
>find better woman that's very lovely but also a pervert

Life is good.

Also don't film it wtf is wrong with you, thats evidence

just few sec shy my man

Monogamy is a modern societal construct, Males aren't supposed to save all their semen for one woman, it's not the way nature intended us to be.

Do what the fuck you want, if your wife doesn't want to do it then she has opened up a business opportuntiy for someone who will.

2s it is boys let’s getem

excuse me

Dude, when you cheat make sure it isn't someone you work with. That shit is going to fuck you up one way or another. Wait until they quit or something then hit them up.

My wife is starting menopause too, but she's smart enough to know that if she doesn't keep me satisfied someone else will. I could replace her with a 25 year old and she knows it.

This.

Do monogamy if you want to.
Don't do it if you don't want to.

Sounds good
Don’t worry I ain’t identifiable in vid

yay starfish wives are the best huh?

222 get!

probably a good time to roll

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More links to moar fun stuff than sad jizzman OP
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did you talk to your wife?

almost
even almoster

Because they were creative, lighthearted and fun. Unlike most of the trash we have now

>winrar

winner!

Been there. It probably won't. Maybe if you have a real convo about your needs vs her, needs MAYBE. (definitely omit that bj part from that girl) but harsh reality might be that the love is gone and you guys are together out of complacency and because you guys have 10yrs together and starting over is really hard.

Only you know deep down what's best. If you have a real talk and communicate, maybe itll fix things, maybe it'll come to an end as well.

BUMPING THIS!

RIGHT On the money!

Also if you guys have sex and shes reluctant to kiss you, its done and over. She's got someone else and she's just waiting for the right moment to pull the pin and call it quits.

pffffff

Just get a divorce like wtf

We got em boys, OP.

POST THE DAMN VIDEO FFS

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Just because you've been married for 10+ years doesn't mean it is forever. If you fell out of sex, then you're just basically roommates. Its not like you're going to stay together for another 10 years and get a pension out of it.

If shes not satisfying your needs find it elsewhere. NOT at work. Don't shit where you sleep....

If your wife wants to put out but has 0 drive they have some medications to help get her sex Drive back.

PREACH! AMEN!

OP's pic related is exactly what I do.

Winner winner, had second thoughts about posting vid. But double trips I can’t not post it noe

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This. Currently living this... Trapped with a gf as we just signed a lease and the sex literally stopped /became trash /an inconvenience to her....

Shes going to the doctor to fix her sex Drive issue. Which before was ok/good enough. But she's always been a Vulcan...

Holy fuck. Damn. Im jealous. That's serious skill there...

>she has opened up a business opportuntiy for someone who will.
I like that way of thinking.

I asked for the best and they delivered. Was sure how it would go but was amazing.

Damn dudeeee. Get her to finger you're ass too next time. Skill like that needs to be worshipped

Wasn’t*

Wait what, you fucked a TRAP ?

Nigger what

I’ve been cheating on my wife of 13 years for about the last 3. She used to be cute but now she’s so fat fucking her just disgusts me now. We haven’t had sex in years. I fuck girls with daddy issues in their 20’s in the regular instead. I cum like never before it really is amazing and I don’t feel bad about it at all.

Where do you find daddy issue girls that find you attractive? All I get are fat ugly hoes in their 30s.

Didn’t fuck her, only bj. That’s why I was so hesitant. But they said she was the best by miles and they weren’t wrong

Kek alright that was a pretty funny curveball

Not OP here just another user, but if you go to metal bars or rock bars then you'll find tons, just look for the girls with heavy makeup and fishnets. Might be a bit chubby sometimes, but they'll do anything to make their daddy cum

I’ll check it out, worth a shot

Winnnnar

Latefag

That’s why I had second thoughts about posting it

How do you get those girls. Not tindr I suspect.

so close.

trips now

VIDEO NOW OP

Many more late fags

married men are the original incels.

Open your eyes cunt

>Monogamy is a modern societal construct, Males aren't supposed to save all their semen for one woman, it's not the way nature intended us to be
Explain oneitis then

>>£50 extra for short clip
Fuck I hate DLC

roll

>be your dad
>have gay sex
Trolled epic!!!

Huh

who cares if you cheated just don't tell your wife and you'll be fine

No dating apps are a waste of time. You have to look good first but if you do anywhere really. Just look for the subtle things, little smiles, did she check you out. If they show even a little interest just find an excuse to talk to them. Try to get a number just tell her you want to txt and work it from there. You’d be surprised particularly the millennial chicks half the guys they date are cuck losers and they really crave a strong confident man to fuck them like the piece of trash they are.

Okie dokie

dude, don't worry. women will never understand that guys urges are physical cus womens urges are mental

Incel loser

Get sucked by a hooker is not cheating user

Are you me?

Did you ask for Best cock sucker or best female cock sucker? if it was the first I'm pretty sure that's a Trap. Just sayin'

No shit Sherlock, she’s stroking her own cock as she sucks op

Forgot to specify female, but best head I ever had in my life so can’t complain

Are you going to do it again?

Duno yet, need to sit down and have a good long talk with wife about each other’s needs. If nothing comes of it then I probably will

>she was the best
>they weren’t wrong
>she

This. You shouldn’t necessarily have done it according to the rules about marriage. Fair enough. But you’re not having an affair here, you got a hummer and that’s that. Physical, not emotional.

Don’t beat yourself up. But don’t make this a habit either. Try communicating with your wife about your needs (without telling her about this.

>>Wife stopped giving me blowjobs about 6yrs ago
>>Always says no

I know that things are different for different people, but my gf really gets off sucking my dick. When we only started dating and had sex for the first time, when I undressed her and she was quite shy and hesitant to do anything, I just told her to relax and stop worrying. Then she suddenly grabbed my dick and started sucking it like there would be no tomorrow. After a while I understood that she really likes it, and it makes her horny as fuck. Not that I am complaining, though.

Why would your wife stop doing it if she had done that before?

Did she gave any particular reason?

Are you going to get a woman this time or have you realised you're gay?

nah it's ok

>Explain oneitis then
From personal experience: it hits you really hard if you are a moronic beta who is completely clueless around girls. Add some nice guy syndrome, and it is a disaster waiting to happen. Dating and fucking somewhat fixes oneitis, but it won't help much when you are still pretty much clueless, and your first girlfriend has some bitchy manipulative tendencies. It'll take time to understand what you really want from women.

Lucky sob
She use to only give half assed bj, thinks they are disgusting

Once you get 10/10 it’s hard to go back

Nothing wrong with it. It's just sex.

post it somewhere with sound?

Oh fuck off you discord spam faggot

I TOTALLY get this. I mean the soulless bjs, just to get it done. I live in Germany and I visit whorehouses like it's Game of Thrones.

Show you're cunt wife how a real woman does it. Send her the vid

Gg

See I had a girl who was madly in love with me but didn't like to suck because her dad used to make her do it

You're not wrong.

Nothing to go back to

You did the right thing

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Roll

give wife ultimatum, anal daily or divorce

>Wait what, you fucked a TRAP ?
>
>Nigger what
only gay if balls are touching

Wow.... This strikes close to home... My friend gf was very manipulative especially

You have needs. I've done the same. Dont regret your decision op. Marriage is shit for men. We need diversity for this exact reason.

Then you fucked up by marrying her

Things are a bit different in marriage, once that ring hits people stop trying as hard, men and women.

Women will stop "trying" to keep your affection, part of that is blow jobs.

Best way to keep up the blow jobs is to keep up the need to try, which means you have to keep trying, not necessarily for her, but stay in shape, stay desirable by others. If she knows she can be replaced, she'll do what she has to so that doesnt happen.

My wife is a total starfish, then she complains that the sex isnt crazy.

Me being realistic knows my marriage is probably over and I think I'm ok with it, luckily I'll be fine without her, she wont be without me, which is the only reason she stays around I'm sure.

This barely works anymore in Murica because even if you find someone else, depending on state she is just going to get half your shit to find a weaker willed guy.

Women will not downgrade lol.

You literally know nothing about women, she will always get the highest number she thinks she can.

Sometimes stuff like this can preserve a marriage. I don't like that, but acknowledge the truth of it.

If you have to ask this, you are too young or autistic to understand.

The sad part of this is you know there is some man, some where, that she would be on her knees for in a second. She probably has one in mind now

Just wait for the reboots

Easy trips

Checkmate

>Every woman loves giving bj's to who they want to see happy.
>If she aint sucking your dick she is sucking someone elses or she merely settled for you

This dude definitely knows what's up

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Marriage is a partnership and when you look at it that way it's often pretty fucked up.

Imagine a business where your partner generally brings in less money than they waste, complains all the time instead of fixing things and slowly gets worse at their part of the job every year. If you consider ditching them for a better opportunity you can generally assume they'll burn it all down and stick you with the bill.

Some very lucky guys get good partners but I'd say most of us are just tolerating deadbeats we've developed a soft spot for.

>Monogamy is a modern societal construct
>modern
You sure are dumb & ignorant, child. Keep guzzling down that je... er, "commie" Kool-AID and patting yourself on the back for rejecting reality and acting like antisocial filth. You're doing a great job!

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Hahahahahahahahahaha dumb fucker

Holy fuck! I totally missed the second oenis the first time I watched that, I was so focused on the bj.

Gross.

But thats a super hot trap.