Be me (femanon)

>be me (femanon)
>want to play vidya without drawing attention
>guy i played with once sends me a friend request
>accept request since we have a mutual acquaintance
>instantly messages me we have quick chat.
>we don't really play the same games or have much to chat about
>figure we'll leave it at that
>nope.jpg
>this guy messages me every time i log in to steam
>he's always logged into some other game i don't own
>shares dull details from his day, like how he changed the curtains
>never asks about me or my life
>whenever i chat about myself he nitpicks and judges whatever i say
>convo always dies after a few messages
>finally get some peace to enjoy my vidya
>"still there?"
>ya
>"ok cool"
>every single day
>after about a week he randomly asks me for nudes
>"sorry i'm not that kind of girl"
>"haha just kidding, i wouldn't mind some regular pics tho"
>"I don't really share pics over steam"
>"ok can you describe what you look like"
>why.jpg
>"i just want an idea of who i'm talking to"
>try to describe myself as unattractive as possible
>"Wow. You sound gorgeous."
>"th-thanks but really no..."
>"You're like exactly my type."
>i don't reply
>"still there?"
>ya
>"ok cool"
>he still messages me every fucking day
>now he tries to get me to ERP with him
>"come on it'll be fun"
>no thanks i'm just trying to play vidya
>it's been almost a whole month
>start appearing offline to friends
>finally play vidya in peace

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>3 days later
>"appearing offline?"
>shit
>don't reply
>wait a day before appearing online again
>he instantly messages me
>"long time no see"
>"i-i was out of town for a few days..."
>immediately starts trying to ERP
>i don't reply
>"still there?"
>ya
>"cool"
>every fucking day for another week
>not sure why he still messages me
>start to feel weird sense of pity for him
>log into steam
>"hi sup"
>he starts trying to ERP
>...start to ERP back
>try to get into the mood but it's so awkward
>boring and bad even by ERP standards
>he remembered my irl name at least
>he finishes
>"user that was amazing, I can't remember the last time I came so much"
>sends me an image link
>don't really care to see his dick pic, but click anyway
>it's not a dick pic
>it's a puddle of his cum on the floor
>"look at the mess i made cuz of you"
>awkward silence for about 10 minutes
>"btw did you cum too?"
>n-not really
>he starts awkwardly ERPing eating my pussy while i play stardew valley
>still not enjoyable
>"did you cum yet user?"
>n-no...
>"well i just came a second time"
>still messages me every day as soon as I log in
>now he says the word "feelings" a lot

how bad did I fuck up?

How 'bout you just remove him from friends like a normal person would do

If you want someone to fuck off, tell them to fuck off... It is not that complicated, women.

Fucking hell...

tldr
Tits or GTFO

Based user

Anyone else masturbate to this greentext? What's wrong with me?

Cool story.

These

she secretly likes the attention wants to get raped as validation.

this. op is a faggot.

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Faggot

Incels: They'll bitch and whine when you block them, or they'll bitch and whine because you didn't block them quickly enough.

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did someone blocked you user? just stop being a incel

>300lb femcel wants somebody to complain to about all the attention they get
>Says she just wants to play shitty flash-tier games, makes a post on b instead

Hey dumbass, why don't you block him? You're sending mixed messages, dumb fuck.

Women:
> I want to do this
> maybe not
> I like him
> maybe not
> I feel bad
> I feel fine
> I feel stupid
> I am strong

Men are just not as inteligent as women. That's why the can't understand us.

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Jesus christ, why do you force yourself to talk to this guy, should have just straight up told him, I am not interested, if you ever try this shit again I will remove you, instead now your only option is to ghost him like the coward you are, you done fucked up

You fucked up because you gave in. This will reinforce his bad habit.
Once you wise up and first call him a fucking creep and tell him if he ever contacts you or you hear about him again you'll send those pictures to your mutuals and second block him.
Actions need to be taken and you have until now chosen the wrong ones.

Also on a side note what games ye got on steam?

OP why the fuck would you encourage this fucking garbage behaviour.
I get it, sometimes saying hardline "don't talk to me" is hard because of your mutual friend, but you *had* to know you were fucking up before, during and after the ERP. You've made it to the point where you just have to come out and say "I tried it and I didnt like it, please dont try this again." Block him if he continues and if necessary, tell the mutual friend.

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I dont have the "are you just pretending to be retarded" image on hand but please imagine that I posted it at you.

I can't really tell you what I was thinking when the ERP happened. I stopped thinking logicallly once he called me out on appearing offline. I didn't want to feel responsible for turning him into an /r9k/ incel type of guy, and I stopped thinking straight.

you actually sound pretty nice

thank you

Well, the second half of my post still stands. No more tiptoeing, he has to be made aware that it cannot and will not continue.

This is the most betafem post I've seen in a while so thank you for that

...you're... welcome? is that your fetish?

>betafem
He's making up new buzzwords, folks, pack it up.

But I don't think he even did anything too wrong or creepy... he's just boring and pitiful.

I guess I should just tell him the ERP sucked and he'll likely freak out and insult me until he goes away.

Tbh i told people to go to fuck themselves for much less

Betafem, fembot. Either or.

Fuck you mean? He harassed you daily with sexual advances after you turned him down every time. Even if he hadn't he was just being completely socially unaware. Get rid of him asap, and if he responds by trying to verbally abuse you block him faster, then tell the friend.

He's pretending his buzzwords are accepted terminology.

Jesus christ inb4 he unironically says femoid.

>buzzword is a buzzword

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exactly this

op you still there?

>buzzwords are made up

Got me.

yes why?

> didn't like that didn't get a reply, rephrased it.
Here's your (you), please try to understand why your shitpost isn't worth arguing with.
Also maybe try to stop being an incel.

Inb4 he tries to get your contact info

lol he think's we're the samfag. what a fucking faggot. don't give him no (you)s and he'll cry himself to sleep

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i guess i do come off as kind of easy based on this thread

Maybe. Do yourself a favor and don't contact anyone from Yea Forums.

might as well post your steam

>this creep annoys me, better make him cum
The absolute state

TWICE. And I bet this dumb slut keeps e-fucking him too.

i see you go on Yea Forums and are still ignoring me..

this, and i love "betafem," i will spread that

>>try to describe myself as unattractive as possible
thats probably not very hard

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Itt: attention whore complains about having too much attention

Seriously though, does anyone actually get off from ERP? I've had cyber with a girl over two-way video chat - she got off and made her pussy cream, I blew a load for her. But I really don't see it working without the video element.

this is now a legendary thread. i also dig the "betafem" term

se till here?

this is why incels hate women. you're so passive aggressive when you don't want to talk. just tell him to fuck off out of your life, that's what I do on discord and it works a charm.

ERP can be pretty hot if it's just text. If both people take it seriously and have good imaginations.

>54 posts
>none of them are 'tits or gtfo'

Oh how far weve fallen
TITS OR GTFO, BITCH

It took 54 posts before a dipshit got mad about the idea that Yea Forums isn't his boys only clubhouse

Just block him and delete him from your friendslist.

egalitarianism is a lie, go unironically kill yourself you waste of carbon

no request was made. no tits required.

ok cool

Fucking normies
Yea Forums is dead, im out
bye

Go fuck yourself you fucking prick.

Tits or GTFO

you're cool ;)

HERE'S ME TITTIES U SEX DEVIANT BASTID

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:D

Jesus user that's gonna be a yikes from me thanks.

Why didn't you just block him? Did you feel bad or something? Hopefully you learned a lesson, as fucked up as that is to say.

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Gonna need a cap/pic of the steam chat, even just a small part of it

Not that anyone ever lies on Yea Forums, but just to be safe

steamcommunity.com/id/tomoko/
>tfw no bf

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doesn't she swap the whole boyfriend thing for a girlfriend?

>Why didn't you just block him? Did you feel bad or something?
Yes, this.

she bi

I would have asked for the cum puddle pic, but that's just me

OP add me on steamm pls
I wan see ur pussy pls send nude I love you

Fucking gross, to think i watched that gay anime years ago and liked it, thought it was good for gender equality

they made her a faggot? fuck this gay earth

my question still stands

Top tier burn right here

Гpyви Гpинcнaк Jul 24, 2018 @ 8:16pm
>last online a month ago
>ebegging on Yea Forums for friends
off

zach Jul 20, 2018 @ 1:47pm
larping female

case closed

She wanted to molest Yuu in beginning of manga.

More?

sticking around for a while?

Where's my dinosaur?

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>no tendies part of the story
>no mention of piss jugs or how a femanon fills them
>not even telling everyone to walk the dinosaur at the very end

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idc i still fucking hate fags

like this homo lmao

when a girl cant find a bf acording to her standards, instead of lowering those standards she will get a gf instead

Agreed

Well cool of you for sparing his feelings, but that emotional naivety will bite you back eventually. Next time do better!

And have fun with Stardew

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>thats probably not very hard
>Top tier burn right here
Kek, this.

I've never thought about masturbating to epic rap battles. When I was a kid we just sexet'ed.

Tits or GTFO

Also just block him

ERP???

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Yeah but a gay relationship is nothing compared to a real hetero one

some things are worth waiting for

BAH you fucking beat me to it (I'm )!

Delete him?? Brainlet

Post tits you dumb bitch

you gotta ask nicely

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>ERP???
OP probably uses Wattpad.

Epic rap battles
>ERP

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Rolling

I like that show except for the fatheaded Asian chick!

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tits or gtfo

erotic role play. Netsex Billy, nets x!

Just block them you dumb nigger

m.imgur.com/gallery/gu1BX

Spam links of gay porn each time he sends a message

Calm down snowflake and learn the damned rules. Tits or gtfo only applies to annons that use being female to draw attention. This one stated female as it is a needed detail to explain her issue. Tits or gtfo does not apply.

thank you :o

blow me, retard
tist or gtfo is a universal rule.

"femanon here" = tits or gtfo
its there to keep bitches in line and just like in real life it takes cucks like you to erode those rules away till nothing is left
unironically kill yourself