Give infinite monkeys a keyboard, and this is the result

Give infinite monkeys a keyboard, and this is the result

Repeat ad nauseum

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

People pleasing cuck

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I wasn't even sure that first thread would make it to the image cap so I was ready to just call it a win and stop for the night but here's ur new thread by popular demand

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Yaaay

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I'm still accepting cummie donations, by the way

How is that being a cuck? It's just being a sub

You could have just posted in waifu, silly; I think it's pretty much the default when we don't have our own thread up :3

How are things?

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I'm just mean thanks for the thread
I would have gone to waifu but I'm actually pretty tired

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fsdfasdf

ur gay

>gives cummies

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Hmm

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Maybe you should sleep soon? :3

I'm Pan

Lewd

How u

We did a whole animus thread

We don't have to exclusively mess up other threads anymore

Exciting times

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Am good, How u

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uwu

I don't know, I think it's better when we're together.

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but imma dog

hi~

>I'm Pan
retard tumblr identity

yo

Oh my god DPecky look at that ass
It's that tall ass motherfucker sayin don't eat glass

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Pretty good, maybe slightly drunk :3

Did u eat any good kangaroos lately?

^w^

Idk, I just wanted to try it and see how it went and then it actually image capped and people wanted another thread so I made one

Squash is going to fuck u

Sorry u can't handle being in the presence of a Greek god, /pol/

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Are u DP aka the Double Penetrator?

How u

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nah

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>Sorry u can't handle being in the presence of a Greek god, /pol/
pol is gay and cringe these days

it's been a looong time since i've seen you around. how goes it?

I forget what my response was to this last thread

You're stealing all our posters!
Maybe everyone goes to your threads because you attract all the cute boys.

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you got me confused for someone else i think

Sleepy
Wanted to post once more before passing out

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I might be extremely tired but I still think you're the same person I was thinking of

Squash is Heulen btw; I think u met him

He fucked a dog irl once (well not actually; it was actually the other way around)

Cringe culture causes nose wrinkles

Who did I steal? No one who hadn't posted on animus posted in the last thread, except for some new people who showed up :3

Who dis

Beepboop?

Sleep well then lol

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when did you last see "me"

u rite, i did

yes actually ^^ I had kangaroo steaks
drunk is good uwu

squash is nice

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Like 6 years ago

Yeah, I suppose you're right. I guess I'll just post in both. Waifu is dead anyway, so it'll be easy.

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what board, what thread

Middle aged Cowboy Beepboop

Are u an actual furry like him? He also identifies as a dog

How do kangaroo steaks taste?

I just meme bully Squash; I don't actually look down on him for having been fucked by a dog

Maybe the waifu posters can join our threads, since their threads are dying and they have no place to go

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Well it's not always dead. We'll see what happens.
Anyway, how are you?

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>I might be extremely tired
Feel free to abuse this with questions btw I'm in a don't give a fuck mood but I also can't think straight 100% either
It's hard keeping both eyes open
I just haven't been sleeping much at night but at least I wake up in the mornings and work

Nevermind

wait you weren't talking about me being tired lol

>Cringe culture causes nose wrinkle
making fun of cringe things is funny tho

Whenever i sign up for things that want my real name, i usually put in A Dog, so i tend to literally portray myself as a canine as an inside joke

as for being a furry, i like anthropromorphic characters, i think they can be cute or hot and all that. but i despise about 95% of the fanbase

TLDR: yes and no

sorry for the inconvenience

Pretty good; my shitpost expeditions have been going well

u?

Have you ever put anything in your butt?

Well night is the best time to be awake

Cringe is in the nose wrinkles of the beholder

So ur kind of an Uncle Tom furry

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>Cringe is in the nose wrinkles of the beholder
what

dunno what that means, but i guess so?

No
There's never a good time to be asleep.
Is that person not who I think it is?

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Shitposting is a neet hobby.
I can't sleep. It's like 4 A.M. now.

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It's le subjective

An Uncle Tom is "a black man considered to be excessively obedient or servile to white people" or "a person regarded as betraying their cultural or social allegiance"

I'm just meme-ing :3

Idk who u think that is

One of ur e-crushes? It's a new person

You do it and ur not a NEET tho

What's your point with it being 4AM? Aren't you usually nocturnal anyway? You have a night job and everything :thinking:

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Oh lmfao that makes sense :^)

This is a good illustration of me rn

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OOOH

bringin out the oldies?

i like your style!

Yeah, but at the moment I don't have anything to do. I have been sleeping at like 3 A.M. It's probably best that I do get back to this schedule though.

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Which of ur e-crushes did u think it was?

How is that an oldie? It's just a well-known phrase

u zoomer

Not a big problem, then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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like beef/lamb but gameyer and more strong
I know you do, just saying that I think hes nice

shit forgot to post

technically yes i guess

mentally a big ol booner

also i am baby

Still doesn't help me not be bored though.

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*boomer

The one with the name which eludes me.

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Yeah wild animal meat tends to be gameyer and more strong

How old are u? If ur too young for Yea Forums then just lie here and tell me ur real age on Discord

We can e-fuck in the thread if u want

Poor Beepboop; getting eluded by Name

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Sounds good tho; now I'm hungry

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I don't know, I've never done it before.

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it is good ! smh just eat my nut

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There was once a time when I hadn't done it before

Where did that come from? :3

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18, straight out of high school

been on here since 06 and i have been underage posting before it was cool.

Sucks dude
I think I'm gonna close thread and focus on this game before sleep

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Well, the first time is always the most awkward.

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DM me if you like, I'll still be up till the end of the hour most likely

Horny!
you did ask for cum earlier~

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wat anime

Oh it is about time to eat again

I'm gonna go downstairs and get food; it's up to u guys to keep this thread alive for like 15 minutes while I'm gone

We did already have a thread that image capped so animus was already victorious on this night either way

That would mean you've been posting since you were like five :3

What are ur plans? Gonna go to college?

Stop caring about women; focus on boys instead

Awkwardness is literally just something in ur imagination

How old are you now, by the way? You did have a birthday recently :3

Citrus

Matsuri best girl

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Yeah, well you should know I'm shy.

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actually six, i do plan on going to college in the near future, but not yet. i have some things to deal with, plus i have no job or car yet, and where i live, to get around anywhere you need some kind car

*kinda

yeah birthday wasnt too long ago, was pretty nice :))

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U guys should be able to talk amongst urselves

How subby

You've actually been here since you were six, unironically? :3

Well a lot of people go away to college and live on campus

And yet u still won't say your age for some reason

Shota

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Squash does call me shota-kun, So I'll take that as a compliment

I never say my age online for various reasons

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Not a chance. You're the bottom in this relationship.

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no lies in this dojo

i take the title of "Youngest Oldfag" With pride

wuts this thred 4

are you babby?

(puke)

circlejerking

Somehow I got the idea that it's cause you're underage but I don't remember how; maybe just from that meme

Are u saying I should just assume ur legal?

But I'm the assertive one and ur the shy one

What effect do u think Yea Forums had on ur young mind?

Posting and also donating cummies to me

Nice I think this is the first time someone besides me replied to someone who isn't me in this thread

u have potential

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Assume what you want to of me

It's role reversal.

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peepee poopoo braaaaaaaaap

Cummies of unknown legality

For it to be role reversal, don't I have to actually fucc your butt first?

Epic

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Ofcourse~

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No? How about I just fuck your butt and we call it a day. Besides, it's only natural for the slutty one to take.

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Ur silly

Fine

-bends over-

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And ur cute
hows your night going?

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Oh, you meant here in public. I can't do that.

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It's not actually quite night here yet but I'll probably sleep in like an hour cause my sleep habits are weird like that right now :3 But it's going fine; mostly I've just been posting and talking to people on Discord lol

Yours?

Shy sub

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it did alot. it made me more well rounded as a person, ill explain further.

i didnt really stay on one board, i migrated alot.

i went from Yea Forums to Yea Forums to Yea Forums and more!

thus i have experienced alot. ive been in flame wars, a SHITTON OF RAIDS OH GOD IT WAS FUUUUN!!!!

i have learned more about people here than i ever would in the wilds of the world, i also masturbated to alot of porn..... yeh

i also realised how numb i was to most gore out there on Yea Forums and by extension liveleak

i was on /mlp/ back when i was a brony in 2012, i simultaneously egret, and cherish those years.

and later on i got around to /qst/ and stuff, along with many others.

until eventually hanging around on /trash/ /qst/ /m/ /o/ /d/ and here

TLDR: too much to fit in a tldr

HOOOOOWEE THAT WAS A LONG ONE!!!!

So what?

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Boring, out of weed, no alcy hole, horny but dont feel like using my hand
no money for toys either

smh

I like this loli
she cute

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*regret

Makes sense I guess :3

U were raised by Yea Forums

I think I was like 15 when I first started using this website

So you should be the one bending over, obviously

And type a cute blushing emoticon while u do it cos ur so shy

U can always get creative and make a toy

Yeah she has nice hair

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I don't take, sorry.

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M-make..?

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Good morning Vietnam

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Morning adolf-chan~~

i would only say partly raised by Yea Forums

its moreso the internet itself, combined with my actual home life

whenever i wasn't here i was somewhere else

youtube, newgrounds, deviantart, etc.

i had a presence everywhere because i had a shitton of free time.

henlo gasman

Giving AND receiving cummies creates a healthy balance

Idk, create something out of household objects

There are probably tutorials on Google

Though if you want a butt toy, it's much easier; you just have to find something phallic

If I accepted Spacegrass's cummies in thread, would you gas us?

I mostly just used chans a lot when I started using internet much :3 And Youtube I guess but I didn't really comment there

Did u use eight eight eight chan? You mentioned liking raids

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Looks like I'm not cut out for it then.

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true, I prefer butt things but I have to be in the mood
Although...

brb getting a carrot or some shit

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nope, never really hanged there, dunno why though

Have fun Spaceass

Whatever, I'll let you e-fuck me in private tomorrow if you want I guess since you're too shy to do it here :3 I'm gonna sleep soon

That's the spirit

I kind of miss Habbo raids

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same

Hello
Why gasman?
Sounds pretty gay, but I don't know why would I do that.

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Who be

:3
any ideas?

Ok then. Goodnight. I'll probably be heading to bed too.

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Auschwitz

What about it?

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Akai Ookami

AKA Red

AKA King Crimsonwolf

At you're behest

Jews got gassed

dingus

No clue.

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i am new

It would probably be possible to get one going but I don't wanna push my luck by actually advocating it in this thread

So this is a holocaust denial version of Hitler RP; I understand

Idk what you have

Cucumbers are obviously the stereotypical thing

I didn't say I'm going to bed right away ^^ If you just mean you are then goodnight~

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:o

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I have.. old beer bottles?

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That never happened. These are jewish lies.
RP?

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don't

it goes bad nowadays

Well like, I guess that would work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ERP?

What do you mean?

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Whats the biggest thing youve put up there erio?

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bans and stuff, got me quick as a flash

An 8-inch dildo

You?

Maybe u were just unlucky that time

I think it was pretty easy to make new accounts anyway

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You know how wide?

Im pretty new to buttstuff
probably like, a 4 inch pen or some shit
I dont know what I should use next

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ERP? I don't use slang very often.

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You saying on 8x3 Chan? Cause if you are talking about doing that on there than I dunno

-Akai Ookami, sitting on the potty with the sick rhymes for dimes

adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/dildo-sex-toys/realistic-dildos/sp-inch-all-american-whopper-dong-80177.aspx

It was this one

So an inch and a half wide, apparently

How do you plan on punishing me, Daddy?

Oh I thought you meant Habbo mods ban fast

I don't think 8x3 chan exists anymore

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ah, okay m8

got a bit cornfoosed

Okay I'm gonna go to bed

Goodnight

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Goodnight

What did you do wrong?

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imma gonna hop off.

it is six in the morning where i live and i wanna be here today

see ya