Alright fags I got the fucking knife in my hand...

Alright fags I got the fucking knife in my hand. Tell me how to cut myself properly and I will Livestream it for all you sadists to see and enjoy. I tried Google and duck duck go but I keep getting bamboozled into sucide prevention websites

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Cmon do youre shit I hav not all day

Slice your juggular or vertical from the bottom of your hand to the inside of the elbow. Dont be a pussy.

dont :(

ain't gonna tell you to kill yourself, but you wanna cut yourself real good? tear apart a brand new, unused razor. Go across your wrist, not down it. You'll get more leverage on the top of your arm, but the underside of your arm may be smoother and easier to cut. Always wash your arm first, and wash it after. and dont try to off yourself this way.

Swap the knife for a chainsaw faggot

Once you slit you'll regret it retard

The worst way to do it too. You'll end up in shock rather quickly, but won't die for hours. Enjoy, but really don't do it user, the world needs anons like you and if you just keep going no matter what, one day someone may absolve you from killing yourself by hitting you w a car

Hurry the fuck up and stream it bitch.

not do user its not like you think

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Hang yourself, lot less painful and you black out within seconds from lack of blood

You won't
It's too painful
Even if you do it takes longer than you expect and did I mention the real pain
How stupid are suicidal people?
Lay down on train tracks and go to sleep.
Jump off a tall building head first.
Say nigger in the hood repeatedly on livestream.
Cover yourself in honey and jump into the bear enclosure at a zoo
Get creative.

sage

That's really painful and you will regret all the time

Stop this shit. Go 4 a walk in the forrest smoke some weed and enjoy life.

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There is no afterlife

But there is good niggas on Yea Forums you can talk to.

That's enough reason to live.

Love u.

> pushing OP over the edge
That just might have done it

Cut your balls off so you cant breed

I would like him to cut your balls off, put them in a hot pan with some olive oil, salt, pepper and force you to eat ur own balls.

For real dude cutting is pretty much your worst option if you're gonna kill yourself. That being said, if you've made up your mind already, will you at least tell us why? What's so bad it's worth killing yourself over? Why can't it change? Etc. And I don't mean those rhetorically to prove a point I genuinely want to know what your reasoning is.

Harakiri or nothing

Hope not

OP Seems cool.

Hope he buys some chicken later, eats it with some thousand island dipping sauce, and drinks it with some 7up.