Ask an oldfag that hasnt been on Yea Forums for over 10 years anything

Ask an oldfag that hasnt been on Yea Forums for over 10 years anything.

Things that were around when I was a Yea Forumstard:

Shoe on head
Consequences will never be the same
Paypal ddos over wikileaks
massive brony threads

What did I miss?

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nobody gives a shit about you or catching you up on the culture

eat shit and die

Some shooter and killers posting their intent or feats in here is the most exciting thing. Oh and Christchurch. That was an interesting day.

A bunch of fags tried to flood the board with yellow shit in protest for the overflow of porn. Some other fags have been spending years posting about some dude's shit and some time back people trolled threads by posting unfunny banana memes.

Honestly no that much. Also everyone likes/is a trap now, apparently.

d'awww it's like I never left lol. I already feel like my teen edgelord self again.

you missed everything

Everything just revolves around cocks now

traps were big back then too though, not sure if that changed

I’m 32. Started lurking Yea Forums when I was 17. I have a normal life, I work in private equity doing buyout deals, yada yada. But I keep coming back. Yea Forums can be a lot of things. I personally think it’s pure evil. The dark collective mind of the male suppressed by society. I, too have a lot of rage.

Yeah but they're much more accepted now imo. There used to be more of a pushback back then. This CIA conditioning is getting to us.

Im 32 too. Crazy. Started a bit later than you tho. I work as a web developer. Digital nomad kinda bullshit. I love to stay in Thailand for obvious reasons. Cant complain about life but I can understand why some people are mad.

What were the old days like, oldfaggot? Please impart your internet wisdom into me, I will make it worth your while

Yeah well, that's not just Yea Forums thats everyone

>I love to stay in Thailand for obvious reasons
what's it like, how easy is it, would you recommend?

That's just you projecting yourself onto us.

We'd like to believe we're something like that I guess, all the edgy kids do.

We're just normal fucks who found a place without the usual social media bounds. Everyone here is mostly normal IRL. Those who aren't were already messed up due to mental illness.

We're nothing special.

Wait, obvious reasons meaning the pizza?

Who's the queen?

True. I wonder how long before they normalize pedos. They're not even hiding their goals anymore.

Was your life better without Yea Forums?

Advice animal threads were a thing. They're the very basis of the memes you see today. Pedobear was huge. Green user was a thing. My most popular posts were from me wearing an orange full suit and I had a femanon totally cybersex with me in exchange for pics of me in the fucking suit but acting sexually that was the weirdest fucking thing.

Pic related. Looked like this but my suit was orange

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Actually never even saw or heard about that kinda shit. The people that go looking for that there are pretty fucking obvious and make everyone pretty uncomfortable lol

Yea Forums was pretty exciting at the time; cant really say it was a negative. Reddit really wasnt a thing either.

But... they don't get arrested? I mean if they're obvious. What about traps? Is the meme true?

we still talkin boxxy here? hahaha. Crazy

Thailand's culture is a lot different. They're very non confrontational in nature. That's probably why some pedos think it's a haven for them.

you're not the only oldfag lurking around buddy boy

So they're all betas?

I mean, I guess? If no adult is reporting you for kidnapping their daughter I guess you could probably get away with it? People just tend to mind their own business, I guess. Hard to know. Not exactly a topic everyone openly discusses imo

You've never left, you've always belonged to the chan. We've all always belonged to the chan.

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Oh, and yeah, the traps are fucking gorgeous. I consider myself as definitely straight as they come and I still fucked 2, tbh.

is there a new queen now or some shit?

don't think so. the culture is much more fragmented and dispersed across more niche boards like biz or pol

Hey user, just real quick before you forget.

The Game.

People have tried to impose others throughout the years. Only one to have had permanence is Boxxy.

what's the number of ahem cheese you've eaten over there?

Are pizza threads still a fucking thing? Some kind user bought be a fucking pizza once. Anybody want a pizza im paying it forward in this thread lets do this.

youngest was 19 and let me hit it raw for like 50$ USD lol.

fuckin crazy

LONGEST I EVER WENT WITHOUT LOSING

Where did you go?

>definitely straight as they come
>has fucked 2 men

You might be right about that. I can imagine however that the younger you start browsing Yea Forums, the better you are at cognitive dissonance. Maybe the ability laugh and enjoy something on this forum while still abhorring it in real life. I feel like I’ve kept a small catalog of all the fucked up things I’ve seen here. And as a result, an animal part of my brain is turned on. And I have rage. But I am happy in real life. I like to party. If you are ever in the hamptons (NY, USA), you should check out surf lodge. Get the sangria pitcher.

You can't call yourself straight until you've rubbed a man's hairy chest, sucked his dick and made him cum into your ass and decided it totally wasn't for you, user.

All thats blown over. Its now niggerlove/cuck,fagfag, girls with clothes on threads. I dont know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Not sure if everyone hates it as much as they used to but, I went to reddit lol. Its been downhill for a few years. Not really shopping for a new platform I just decided to swing by after I heard you guys break the epstein suicide

>What did I miss?
the election brought a flood of ledditors to /pol/ then they stayed, Yea Forums is all pornspam (mostly botted) and moot left.

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ikr. Are you more straight if you fuck a manly girl or a hot trap? If you're in thailand a for a while you'll start asking yourself the same question lol

Pic related, they're "men"

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You're right about the cognitive dissonance. I can function IRL and if shit really hits the fan I react mostly normally. However horrifying shit that triggers other people is indifferent to me. But I think of it as a pro, not a con.

Will keep it in mind. Good to see it is possible to lurk and be somewhat well-adjusted.

Porn has always been here, now its just not the party van kind

that's what you call so insecure about your straightness that you needed to go as far as to fuck a man to decide your sexuality, you couldn't get any more bisexual (which is gay)
kys

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I've been here since 2007 roody poo.

Quit yer fancy medical psycho lingo Dr Repressedpants, we get it, you want cock.

im surprised no one wants any free pizza. I guess they dont do that shit anymore

^ sure, venmo me

Or they don't want to go to jail over a shitty pic when there's a world of porn out there, Mr FBI

it was never like this and you know it faggot

its way past the pizza joints closing time for me, lmao. Would love some tho

oldfag here. stfu underageb&

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respect your elders? damn. No need to get pissy just because OP has more of a life than you.

Am I the only one who hates mushrooms on pizza?
Talking about the actual thing here tho It just seriously pisses me off.