Rekt

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Wats going on here?

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Hognose snake playing dead

They do this bit where they try to convince big scawy snek uwu that they're dead, but if they're more confident they strike but with their mouths closed

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Crazy third world sand niggers. Who robs a place with a baggett? Smh.

Zanjeer Zani! My favorite Muslim holiday

What was the plan here?

That's what you get for being a sinner

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where is cumshot

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Why that pussy eating pussy

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All over my laptop after watching that.

sauce

this is why you don't sleep on the job for security

Yellow is goooone

Need more of this

they're not poisenous?

still don't know what the fuck caused this... anyone know? hairspray maybe?

Rape rekt....?

the blonde is Alison Angel, that's the best I got for you

Did he have a seizure??

hot

nerve gas

Probably contussion and something on the brain got damaged. Extension of the limbs and convultions are symptons of it, that fucker, if he made it, is now talking with a slurr

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bros got the black air force 1s

Hottest thing I saw on b in a while

Why are girls do weak? Bet she could've kicked his ass if she just tried and didn't play victim

Hahaha

They were huffing laughing gas

I think it's a porn....
xhamster.com/videos/arcade-racing-girl-shows-her-boobs-in-public-arcade-231594
haven't found it yet....

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NOOOOOOOO

justporno.tv/1/710464/arcade_racing_girl_shows_her_boobs_in_public_arcade
where I'm at so far.

and found.
Carly Kaleb
bigboobsalert.com/lizzie-alison-ftvgirls.php

Damn
Any after story/link?

>The story I know
Tranny
Black dude
Tranny thinks she can fuck with the dude
She only touched him but ey, I guess don't go around touching people
Dude was set off
He probably killed her

The tamest rekt of all time
What a shame

>her
Hahahahaha...fagot.

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fuck that is painfull to watch, I wish I could have such a big nice looking fish for dinner now

how the fuck did he got up there on the first place?

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I think it's decerebrate posturing

I'm confused. I'm feeling split between...

>Should've let a woman do a womans job.

And

>How do you fuck something up that even a woman can handle?

murrica

When in doubt, go with both.

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how did he just take that so casually

probably because he got exactly what he asked for. probably thanked him as he went to sit down.

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this bitch is eligible for parole in 2021. Attempted murder on 3 people and she gets like 3 years. the fuck??

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Girl just walks away, dude probably got hurt

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Wtf do you mean dude probably got hurt, he got crushed by a fucking dump truck.

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And they say there's no pussy pass

well, she has a dick so

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Yea, he probably got hurt. I've been on Yea Forums too long

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I hate the SJW at the end

Yeah he got hurt just a little, miraculously he walked away with just a broken wrist.

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this is what we should do to gays

I respectfully disgree

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Oh shit
I didn't notice that
I guess that's that jewish programming at work

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did he died?

Don't cut yourself on all that edge, kid.

You'd think most people would be smart enough to not allow their selves to be on an elevator alone with a nigger

LOST

I mean, most people would actually probably never imagine themselves in a situation where they get stabbed in an elevator, regardless of the person's skin color. But you know, gotta get those internet edge points somehow I guess.

Dude, I will move to the other side of the street if I see a nigger, it has nothing to do with being edgy

I mean, that's pretty edgy that you have such low confidence in people darker than you that you're scared that easily by them. You do you though, user.

Maybe edgy isn't the right word. Pathetic is probably more fitting.

Man, imagine trying to hold on for your life while some idiot tries to pull you off

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thats jason bourne

My mistake, I'll change the filename promptly

what the fuck was that shot

Omae wa mou shindeiru

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wholesome

why are you volunteering for this

Fucking lost

Arrow with an LED in the nock

bestgore.com/street-fight/guy-go-overboard-deliver-beat-tranny-charolette-bus/

What's story behind this

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This is a good example of what I try to explain to people who own guns for "home security" when they say shit like, "I hope someone tries to break in here or mug me. Just give me a reason to kill them."
Like, seriously, there is a good chance that when you are attacked, you won't even have time to react, or a lot of the times, might not even have a gun on hand and be unable to reach one soon enough.
Someone intending to kill you won't pussy foot around, and just as with this group here, being armed wouldn't have upped their chances of survival much.

*bang*
AAAHH YOU GOT ME! I'M DEAD! Bleh!

nerve gas

alright, so where's the part where they had time to call the police instead?

youtube.com/watch?v=0jBcLIkeZ-8

My brother tried to argue that these girls were more at fault for being hit than the driver because they should have been paying attention enough to avoid being run over.
I'm glad he doesn't drive.

when a girl loses consciousness so you touch her boobs

Cab driver killed then robbed

I guess it's common sense
Spic here
Don't worry
Its life
Whities cross the street and give a half assed smile if and if they for some reason decide to walk by
Some white dudes have seen some shit so a nigger don't mean shit to them but they'll still retain some common sense

dumm dumm

more vids of people getting their heads blown off?

Who was being shot at and who was shooting? Us allies or enemies?

The point is that they think that owning a gun just makes them invincible or John Wick when in reality they lack the training or situational awareness to defend themselves nine times out of ten.
And I'm not joking when these people say that want to be attack just to have an excuse to kill which in itself is fucked up and a great example of the type of mentality that gun owners shouldn't have.
Having a gun for protection is better than not, yes, but training and vigilance are equally as important. Also, prevention as much as possible. It's better to not let yourself get into a situation where you will have to defend yourself with a gun than risk getting killed because you fumbled with your holster or missed the vital shot.
It can't always be avoided, but a lot of the times it can.

Thanks man

>>Scooty puff exit stage left

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Normally, if someone is breaking into your house, they aren't trying to kill you. They're trying to steal your shit while being as quiet as possible to avoid any confrontation.

The sound of you racking a 12 gauge shotgun scares them off real quick.

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> contussion
If he survived he is now writing like you do

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Idiot

Youre an idiot.

Should of fuked them first.. Give us more to watch

I just don't understand how people who are so morbidly obese that they require a mobile scooter to driver around where people walk maintain any confidence. You see those tanks with ass hanging over the seats driving around the supermarket burying the seat in their fat, turning it into a bacteria ridden hive.

I'm fat. 6'2" 300lbs, even if I was fatter, with arthritis in every joint, missing a leg and an arm, I would still peg leg my whale carcass around.

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>The sound of you racking a 12 gauge shotgun scares them off real quick.

Or makes them shoot you real quick. They are prepared, you not.

mhmm or at least fucked up like a veggie.

Actual nervegas

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never ever attempt to defend yourself in any way. simply sleep face down ass up, in order to present your asshole for the taking for the criminals entering your home and hope for the best

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you are such a pussy HA

fiddy fiddy chance. if theyre smart they mostly come at night, mostly. they'd sneak in and whack ya while ya spoonin your wife or daughter. sound asleep, wouldnt even know youve been whacked

if theyre stupid and come in broad daylight, better just hope you're quicker.

No joke, we call that the Double-footed Queefer where I come from.
Don't know why, though.
It's when you jump stomp someone already on the ground like so. Maybe the name because it's considered a pussy move?

Did he died :(

nice treat

Spend $500 for a shotgun to turn a 100% chance your TV is stolen into a 50/50 chance of being shot. Sounds like a good idea

Imagine being this useless in life that you think that being a chef is a woman's job.

This guy will get divorced a few times before he realizes that he was retarded all along

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yup that was a pretty solid fall too the head

I'd actually say, if you here than from another room rummaging around, just slip out the window with your phone.
Even if you are one the second story, they probably won't find you on the roof and you can call the cops.
Cowardly, maybe, but it'll work.
Shotgun with bird or maybe buck shot really is a good defense gun though and the only reasonable one I think people should own if they claim they only wants guns for home defense. Lower chance of mortally wounding the crook while still having plenty of stopping power.

looks like he just wanted money.

Twinkle toes here with his completely silent breaking into houses foam fingers.

100%? really. Hit me up with that time machine, bro.

I don't own a shotgun nor plan to own a shotgun. Just carry a small pistol. You appear unarmed and unarmed people get killed for their goods all the time. Should you need to defend yourself if they decide to be an asshole, you can.

If someone is in my house uninvited you better fucking believe i want to kill them.

watch Our Planet [2019], iirc episode 1

there is much more epic carnage in there

nice. lucky, but nice.

the correct term is "venomous".

landwhale detected. look at her FUPA

lmao

we don't like ugly teachers round here

I refuse to take gun control advice from an American

Oh noes!!!

Yes, she a tank. Cats like that extra salty sweaty sauce land whale crevices produce. They like anything salty. Mine used to eat the tissues after a wank.

Sometimes tried to go right for the source but I didn't want to get any weird feline std's from saliva.

Kek his face afterwards like "fuck i lost"

Maybe he wants to know about eating them

Killing should be a last resort no matter what.
The fact that you think the way you do- that you would seek out to kill someone else when other options are available that do not lead to a loss of life- just shows how you are the type of person who shouldn't own a gun.

me and your mom rn, I'm raping her ass

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>ITT; tards being tards over gun laws

>underage b&

back story?

Ahahahaha that worthless fucking yellow bitch

The second someone says the word gun, even in normal non-political conversation, someone replies about why they shouldn't own them. And in a place like this, that means the thread is hijacked.

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lol that chimp died

lmfao i love how she stays still after she gets thrown down... so fucking retarded... i wish i could know more about this story... lmao..

>Even if you are one the second story, they probably won't find you on the roof and you can call the cops.

Average police response time is between 5 to 10 minutes.

rekt

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hell, I was 5'11" and somewhere close to 350 pounds at one point (don't know exactly how heavy, I wasn't very fond of scales back then), and I still could walk my ass from point A to point B without needing a goddamn scooter

Why is this person in my house? He bringing me cookies and milk?

Why a last resort, what is valuable about that person's life i should make any attempt to use other options first. He put himself through great effort and knowingly so to be in my house. He deserves to die.

can confirm other girl is alison angel

He was at sea level and took a nap and global warming melted the water so when he woke up the rock was sky

>5'11" and somewhere close to 350 pounds at one point
>i'll just tell them i used to be, makes me feel better

I used to be the same way bro, same way.

still too damn fat (about 280 pounds), but nowhere near where I used to be, thank yeezus

I'm glad this ended happily. What a good kitty

3wholesome5me

get a couple inches back yet? thats the best part about weightloss.

it doesn't really seem longer, but at least I can see the damn thing now

that webm has been cut...after she puts her hair down, she starts to wobble and falls over, the cat nailed an artery in her neck.

i'll see if i can find the full vid.

eddie murphy said that best

lies

kitty just wants some roast beef for dinner :(

That cop needs some therapy now.

tranny went mental in oz

>The point is that they think that owning a gun just makes them invincible or John Wick when in reality they lack the training or situational awareness to defend themselves nine times out of ten.
This. There seems to be an almost cartoonish idea that a good guy with a gun would win just because justice.

>inb4 "That's why you gotta get good with your gun, otherwise you deserve to get shot."
Fuck that. Not only does someone preparing to shoot you already have the advantage of surprise, but even if firefights were pure battles of skill like in western movies, who do you expect to get better with their guns, the people who only want to defend themselves, or the ones who intend to make a living risking their lives in gun crime?

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>tranny went mental in oz

All Trannies are mental

Russian Jason bourne

is asian, pulling his hands off and dropping him was faster way down. he carried on with his day

No, they are Colubrids and probably the cutest snakes to exist.

sauce? i love how she goes inactive after she realizes she has lost lol useless cow

Do you think Jamal goes to a shooting range with his probably illegally owned firearm? Is this seriously what you think?

Or is it that you think trained assassins try and sneak in and get you?

Okay, I shouldn't have a gun. No defenses. I should just rest my fate in a hands of a gunman with nothing to lose, who is so desperate they risk felony charges. That is a fantastic idea.

Dr. Mario down air

no. why not just carry a small gun? again, you look unarmed and if they just want your tv without harming you, that is when you decide if it is worth the risk to gain the advantage over him until the police arrive or if you have doubts, let him take what he wants.

now if he is a psychopath hell bent on killing you anyway at least you have a chance of defending yourself rather than just dropping dead.

if I'm at least wearing shorts my gun is on me. If you've caught me streaking again, well, the jokes on me.

As for the ak47, if you like shooting guns, have as many as you want.

how are these people so goddamn unaware of their sorroundings? fucken retards

dumb fucken chinks

Point?
You are safe either out on the lawn or on the roof away from the criminal.
5 to 10 minutes isn't a long wait when you aren't in imminent danger.

>now if he is a psychopath hell bent on killing you anyway at least you have a chance of defending yourself rather than just dropping dead.

The key word is chance. Being UN-armed insures no chance of survival.

As for calling the police, unless they are relatively near by their response is measured in minutes.

Wut

Realistically, a thug probably has more practical expierence using a gun than most people.
They go out gang banging and what not.
Also, as the guy says. What makes them dangerous is that they are on the offensive and you the defensive. That makes a big difference.

Do you think Jamal with a probably illegal firearm wouldn't be prepared to use it? Why do you think he'd have gotten one in the first place?

Another thing Americans don't seem to understand is that gun control isn't about disarming everyone, just keeping guns away from criminals. Countries like Finland and Switzerland actually have tons of weapons per person, but they're kept away from criminals and mentally unstable people. Wouldn't it be nice if any Jamal caught with an illegal firearm was sent to prison before they had a chance to kill anyone with it?

you just have to be gun smart. i am american and i can not speak for these macho fucks who think since they have a firearm they can't lose. if they have the jump on you and aren't already pulling the trigger then just wait until you truly believe you have the advantage and please don't pull the trigger. if the window isn't open, let them take your tv.

if he's got the gun to your kids head, it's okay to go macho

It is. The camera work is too steady to be amateur.

That guy is right. That doesn't work.

That's why I keep my AK-47's mounted to a sentry unit in every window of my home.

>3 bedroom, 2 and half bath, 1 armory

google.com/amp/s/www.fox46charlotte.com/amp/news/local-news/transgender-woman-brutally-beaten-on-cats-bus-says-she-was-also-drugged

hell yeah, blak lyvs madder

I giggle every time I see that.

No observed road laws. No right of way given. Everyone just drives like they own the road.

Nope - wrong. If a person is illegally your home the best course of action is to shoot to kill them. Only one side to the story and you and your family are permanently safe from this person. Dead people don't commit murder.

flashpoint fire?

>tfw Finnish
>tfw depressed
>tfw would go on a rampage the moment I got my hands on a firearm

why does she stop moving?

It was a hitman held by security for reasons unrelated to his business. Ukraine

that's downplaying legit mental illness
just degeneracy and the devil

Teacher's head hit stained concrete flooring.

"have a seat"

>Her
Gtfo faggot

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what

sauce please, who's the boxer

Driver shot by someone in left lane car.

Manlets can't fight, this was staged.

Guy had an epileptic seizure. If not for that he would have crushed tiny fighter.

Footage you can smell...

is it wrong to laugh at this?

This is a clown world user. Feel free to laugh...

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Maybe cause when you kick their shit in that hard they make a queef sound when they face fuck the ground that hard

Lag

honk honk

i dont know about you or that if its bestiality or not but i would fuck that girl all day