How did you lose your virginity?

A bowl of cereal

This one time, at band camp....

This one time, at band camp...

I met a 19 year old slut playing wow, she was dating some fat loser and living with her mom but she was actually pretty damn cute.

She came out to visit under the pretense of visiting her 'aunt' who lived close. We met up and before we made it back to my place she sucked my dick in the car. We had some food, took a shower together a fucked for 5 days. We did nothing but watch old episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Firefly, listen to music and ordered food (sushi, Chinese, pizza etc) and fuck a lot. We ran out of condoms and we just kept fucking anyway. It was a perfect excuse to cum in her mouth, ass and on her face. She left and we never met up again. After a couple months we stopped talking. It's been 6 years since and she's still dating her fat loser bf and living with her mom and step dad.

with my current gf

I was 17 and a junior in high school. My buddies and I stopped at the gas station near my house for some snacks and these two chicks came up to us and asked if they coould hang out.

Took them back to my house since my Mom was out of town. I got bored of talking to them so I went into my room to play WarCraft 3. The tall blond girl came in and said she wanted sex so I fucked her.

Turns out she was 14 and went to my high school.

Same, meet this waitress when I used to cook back in hs, she knew I was a virgin and basically taught me how to have sex. Best summer I ever had, each day I basically got to fuck her a new way

Tonight

in my car. i was 18 but for some weird reason i pulled into our middle school parking lot after midnight. she was really pretty and we both had fun. not mad.

By putting my penis in a female and cumming.

had sex with someone

No, weirdo, with this chick named cosuin.

with a 35 year old when i was 16

Ask your mom

well now i have a silly embarrassed look on my face haha

Do goats count? A goat.

By having sex

How long before she pegged you?

good looks gareth

context?

she was a family friend and we were on holiday in cyprus

Both of us were never into that, but she did let me fuck her ass more than anyone ive been with since, I actually preferred it to her pussy

Wow me too what a coincidence

Was at a Valentines day party when I was 16, all my friends took off with their girlfriends, and a friends (18) sister and I were left alone, I jokenly said,"Well, they all went to fuck, so we might as well do the same" or some beta shit. She laughed, said I was cute and we fucked in her car

butt sex is gay UNLESS you're doing it for dominance

Wow, I get the feeling my story is the only true one here
>feelsbadman.jpg

i don't think you're correct but i'd like to hear your logic.

>I met a 19 year old slut playing wow,
> so I went into my room to play WarCraft 3.

I hope I'm wrong, but I just don't know anymore

With penis in vagina

I was 19 and hooked up with my 15 yo girlfriend on a mattress in her new home after her mom went to the bar for the night. 6 months later we just broke up not because we weren’t in love but her mom randomly deemed it “inappropriate”. Idk why she waited this long to say it because I would’ve understood at the start. I know she was jealous tho, nobody will love her like I loved her daughter. I still miss her so much....

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i hope you're right because i'm a reformed christian after the epstein news.

My pee pee went right into her putang

You have to be 18 and up to be on Yea Forums kid

gotta love 15 year olds with pink hair

Good for you, I'm proud of you user . Not like I get laid anymore anyways , my sex life dried up faster then a roasties pussy after she hit the wall

good for you

No user, good for you

Girlfriend in college. It was pretty awkward and at first I couldn't get it hard and got frustrated. Eventually I calmed down and sort of got it in. It hurt a lot for her at first and she bled the first few times we did it. I came the first time we did it, but it wasn't actually that pleasurable, I actually preferred jacking off until we'd done it enough times that I got used to it and started to enjoy it.

Also the condoms I had brought were too small (lol) and interfered a lot with my ability to enjoy it, so I ended up entering raw then putting one on at the last minute before I came.

For the virgins in this thread, I recommend you get a hooker like did. Before you lose your virginity you are probably thinking you don't want to "spoil" your first time, but it really isn't that great anyway, and also it's not a big deal at all. I remember really looking forward to losing my virginity and making a big deal out of it before the fact but now a few years later I couldn't give less of a shit about it.

This was written by a female , ask me how I know

Because they babble like a bitch? That or virgin not able to get hard.

i lost it to my college girlfriend too. i was so used to jerking off that i couldn't get hard. i got depressed think i was physically incapable but i just wasn't used to an actual woman.

It was with my ex. Her pussy fucking reeked, and her being big and me being slim, it made it a challenge. The smell was so bad, I couldn't even stay erect anymore and just stopped. 0/10 would not say it was great.

the too small condoms (lol)

Condoms can be too small.

college friend

Two really good points, but not the kicker
>It hurt a lot for her at first and she bled the first few times we did it
That's a woman explaining her first time

>Also the condoms I had brought were too small (lol)
That's an excuse I use to get the chick to wave using a condom
>so I ended up entering raw then putting one on at the last minute before I came.
women have always tried that ultimate with me, they don't understand the logistics of pre-cum
>Before you lose your virginity you are probably thinking you don't want to "spoil" your first time,
Only a woman cares about that
There's more to it than just that, that is straight a female acting like a male

I turn 30 next month and it still hasn't happened. What shall I do with my wizard powers?

In 10th grade. Dating 9th grader. Dumb highschool relationship.

One day gf and her friend tell me that they fooled around. Instead of being excited like they thought I'd be, I got mad at her for cheating on me. I don't know why.

Couple days later she made it up to me by bringing the friend over. They practiced kissing me rich turned into practice blow jobs which turned into outright sex. Lots of 3somes and sex all summer long. Eventually faded. We broke up. I thought 3somes were a common thing so I wasn't bugged about leaving the deal. Didn't get laid again for years. Never had a 3some I didn't pay for since.

wait that's illegal

feeling the need to say so is pretentious and probably untrue

Don’t lose your wizard status bro

at this point you should hold out

You are retarded

glad im not the only cousin fucker in here

i don't look anything like her so it's not weird

Chick doesn't understand how cock rings work,why old men use them and the fact that the only part of a magnum condom that's bigger is the ring

After army basic training when I was 18. Went to visit my best friend, and I had a crush on his sister that was a year older than me. Her and I went for a drive while my friend was at work and she said she thought I looked hot with a shaved head and I was basically auchwitz mode from being starved and exercising every day. We pull into a wooded area and go in the backseat of her car. She unzips my pants and takes out my cock and puts it in her mouth. Once I'm hard, she tells me to fuck her. Pumped like 3 times and cum inside her. We run to CVS and get a plan B pill. Would have had a 10 year old kid now, good thing I was smart or I would be fucked with child support. Anyways. I am going to my friend's wedding next month and his sister will be there.

My 21st birthday I went to the Sandy Hut bar in Portland and 3 dykes took me home and kept me for the weekend .
First and only time I ever had sex , and I lost my virginity to 3 lesbians who gave me a pity fuck when they found out I was a 21yo virgin
I'm a guy

what are you talking about? i'm not asian and i don't need a cock ring. but yes i use magnums.

Drunk when i was 17

dude once you put a cock ring on, the blood cannot escape your penis... It stays hard until you take it off, it's what old men used before Viagra

It was in the back of my high School auditorium after practicing for a theater production I was in that she was working the lights for. I was 17, she was about to turn 16. she was acting kind of antsy and excited all day, and then once everyone was gone she took my hands and we went behind the last row seats in the auditorium. It wasn't good, I kept fumbling with the condom and eventually just went in without it. She obviously had this idea from porn of how she was supposed to act. But our sex life is pretty good after that

Having sex

16 and on my friend's parents sailboat. He invited his gf and one of her friends out for a sail. We got a little buzzed on rum and coke and the girl wanted me to put suntan lotion on her. Fast forward 15 minutes later and we're down in the cabin with her bikini on the floor. She had a sexy little body, but a very hairy pussy and to this day I think it was one of the smelliest I've ever encountered. Whatever, get hard, and she gave me a condom, and off we went. Kept slipping out, not because my dick was small, but because I literally didn't know what the fuck I was doing. Ended up thrusting between her thighs until she grabbed my dick and put it back in. She got bored so we stopped and I never got off. Still to this day, when I smell Hawaiian Tropic, I get strangely aroused.

i'm aware of how they work. unless you're in a relationship, putting on a cock ring will terrify women.

Then why are you wearing condoms? That''s seriously the function of the ring ...Oh,right,you are a female

Drunk at a party, some land whale took advantage of my drunken horniness

>Be me, 18, working at Target in mid-2000s
>see car with a bunch of bumper stickers while grabbing carts
>girl who owns car catches me reading them
>girl is 5/10, fat, but pretty face and big tits
>have convo, she wants my number, give it to her
>call her and wants me to meet her at her work right before she gets off
>works at shitty chain restaurant
>wait 30-min for her to finish, gives me free fries while waiting
>finishes shift and we talk some more before asking me to hang out with her at her apartment
>get to apartment, sit on her bed, talk for 5-minutes, start making out
>freaking out since this is the first time I'd made out too
>make a move and take her shirt and bra off, tits are amazing
>after kissing and sucking her tits, go for her pants
>take pants off and was overwhelmed by how smelling her cunt was
>still eat her out....
>take my pants off and slip my dick in her
>nervous and takes me longer to get hard
>fuck for ten minutes before I cum on her
>decide to start dating after that
>date for 2-months
>ends up being bat shit crazy with major abandonment issues, break up with her

That's called rape bro

I like riding landwhales, they are so eager. I don't tell people that though

what? i don't have to wear a cock ring to be a man. i pull out and it hasn't failed me yet.

I don't wear condoms either, might as well get a bj

or just bust and bail like a man

In an elevator in high school, i got a video of me getting head before too

I haven't

what country are you from?

being a cool guy when i was 69

fuck off glownigger

In high school, I’m a junior and had been going out with this sophomore, her parents were out of town for the weekend so we decided to spend the night. I was nervous since I was a virgin so I got a dap pen and the both of us got really high. I fuck her raw but didn’t nut because I was high and also I didn’t know what I was doing. She kinda didn’t know either but the sex got better as time went on. Lol I was just so happy to lose it in high school.

kek, I was always surprised how chick can't tell you aren't wearing a condom

i don't lie, just say you're not wearing one

On dad's car; they were people walking around the street while she was riding me, they probably saw her naked

I don't go out and get laid anymore, I want a fucking girlfriend. Getting laid is easy, getting a girlfriend is hard mode .
Hell, most of the chicks I had sex with were in relationships, and I always found out after the fact

Did that fact arrouse you or her?

I didnt lose mine vaginally till I was 15 but was masturbated by a woman that baby sat me during my baths

I think it aroused my dad more, I could see him peaking through the window

same happened to me, I was close to 4 years older then at 18 her parents wouldn't let us date :(

then when i was 23 i met a girl that just turned 18 and now we are married and i turn 31 the end of the month. guess it all worked out

Eh.. awkwardly. I was terrible. Lasted like 2 minutes and blew a hot fuckin load in her. She was pissed.

My pee pee touched her pee pee

I was 14 and drunk and lost it to a 12 year old girl,, I am a girl and yikes. I only knew so that it happened cause I woke up with hickeys all over my boobs

Alter boy

I did lick a girl when i was 7. And now she is my gf. Im 22 and she is 22 now.

tits or gtfo,

Drunk off shit cinnamon whiskey and 19 years old. Not great. Was a landwhale.

Was like fucking a loose wet towel.

raped

A girl that I didn't find particularly attractive wanted it bad so I gave it to her. It was easy. Didn't have to work for it but I wasn't exactly attracted to her so it wasn't that good of an experience. Pounded her snatch for about an hour and she finished me off with a terrible blowjob. My next girlfriend was wayy hotter and made me cum in seconds the first time. So it was almost like losing my virginity with the second girl.

sorry about that. male or female?

told GF i just wanted to know what it would feel like to stick it in. I had no idea about "just the tip" meme but i did just that. The moment I was in i didnt stop

I placed my erect penis in a vagina.

Many pieces of shit use rape to get the job done.

now my wife*
Lol

To my 6 year old sister. I was 15.

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ITT = in this thread

impossible

Neighbor's sheep.

My gf that was not virgin already. First time was terrible btw

close enough

By having intercourse.
You...?

Well... that’s, you know... straight forward

after 3 months dating, i let my gf fuck me in the ass

>be me 15
>average lean guy with some party loving friends
>get invited to this party
>fucking plastered
>this chick comes up to me and starts dancing
>feeling it
>go to the bathroom
>she took my pants of shirt to
>nervous
>gives me a bottle of tequila
>chug it
>resume making out
> the instants she was about to insert my dong in her cunt i throw up in her mouth
>she screams and runs
>tells all of her friends
>i passed out naked in the girls bathroom

Dude congratulations!!

24 years old, still trying.

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First or second week of college

If your mother boyfriend apologized afterwards ,why are you complaining?

Single mothers over 30 ,are easy prey for any 24 yo , just go get some user

I've had the opportunity to get laid multiple times, I just bottle it right at the last minute, can't get it up cos' I'm too fucking nervous. I've played it up too much in my mind, that & too much porn..

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Dude, stop putting the pussy on a pedestal , it's not that great. It's fun, but blow jobs are better in my opinion

Nice

Girlfriend called me over on a friday night, snuck out the parents house push starting the car. Drove over and snuck in to her parents and down to the bedroom. Came in 30 seconds

Went to a drain tunnel under a mall with my ex. I liked to my mom telling her I went with friends to the mall.

Underrated post

Relate. Same with me my first time than it slowly got better with experience.

I lost my anal virginity to a 16 year old psycho boy when I was 7. I lost my penile virginity to a 13 year old chick when I was 12.

They're both dead now though. I'll always wonder if there was a causation there.

Escort

To a 8/10 hooker for $100. Best sex ive ever had. Boosted my entire sex confidence because she really taught me the do and donts and ahe just fucked me like itd be my last time. Ill always remember her

> Be me, 16, mid 2015
> Just broke up with super pretty but religious gf before summer break
> Feels bad, already have depression so the breakup is even worse
> Spend most time at home lonely and sad
> Out of pure boredom, get Tinder
> Find a hookup
> She's 5/10, 19 year old, ok face but fat
> Get condoms and meet her at a mall on the other side of the city
> We get a cab to her house
> It's a dump. One story house with wall paint falling off in a ghetto side of town. Front yard has fishtanks filled with dirty water and two dogs running around.
> The inside was worse. Tiny interior filled with more junk.
> Go to her room and it's filled with half hung posters of Korean boy bands, etc etc.
> Chit chat for a while because she seems nervous but eventually get her clothes off.
> Sex was bad. Was like fucking a dead fish.
> Couldn't even give head right.
> She orgasmed twice though but I had to wank myself off.
> She tried cuddling up and doing some pillow talk afterwards.
> Gtfo as quickly as possible.
> Ignored any further texts
> Showered and puked out of disgust and shame/guilt

> 4 years on and I still prefer wanking

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I put my dick in her pussy. She bled on the pink skirt she was wearing. She can still fit in that skirt.

K

Your mom called me over for lunch. Fucked her. Came in 2 seconds.

nigga I'm 39

My sister when she was 19 and I was 13. Shit was so cash. We fucked all summer until she went back to college.

Back in 2008 when I was 17 during first year of uni. I had been going out with this blonde chick with perky tits and a nice ass. She bled quite a lot though.

When I was 13. To 28 year-old autist brother of another girl in my class. He had a big knob, it was uncomfortable and he came on my tits. Didn't have sex again for 6 months.

My older sister when we were kids. We fooled around quite a lot until we hit middle school.

Tits or gtfo

fat girl with a lazy eye

She was 16 I was 17.
Perfect tight body
I was her first everything
'just the tip I promise'
Proceed to slide the whole thing in
Cum on pussy and stomach

I was 5 and she was 6
We rode on horses made of sticks

I put my willy in a girl