What should I say fags

Well I think that fucked up that chat let’s do this one while we wait

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You like watermelon?

"we can play plantation in bed. I'll be the master, you the slave"

This

honestly it would be funny but i dont have the balls, i might know her and i dont want to be seen as racist lol

OP NEVER DELIVERS HAHA

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Lauren, you look like you could use some sticky white love piss inside you right about now... Come over?

ask her out for dinner to KFC

I desperately want my dick sucked. What say fellas?

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I say Ola is a boys name

Look at some of these bitches interests and feign knowledge or personal interest in it.
Gas them up get them talking about themselves if you want some suck.
Make it about them and work the magic.

see this does work, but a lot of the time girls dont give a fuck and just want to obtain the meat. I'd like some horny lines to shoot off to my hundreds of matches until something sticks. Much more efficient

Tell one of em with this opener

"You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel"

>text sarah aaaaaaa

"I bet we have atleast one thing in common... We both like pleasure. When are you available?"

Thank me later

What do you look like then I need to know how close to how I look you are then we can put some flair to this shit.
Not asking for a pic but are you fit relatively tall ?
Dark hair?
Definition in your arms pretty boy fuck boy or what.
Cuz if you just want sattire i can go back to that too.
Open with
"You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel"

Yall corny.
This guy fucks

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Compliment her bangs or w.e the fuck those things are infront of her forhead since u goin slightly serious

skinny, tall, dark haired, art student

Do you have any pets? If so tell her they were on your keyboard

"I'm just here to get my dick sucked. What do you want in return?"

Its fuckin quads dude corny or not quads fuckin spoke use it.

This should be easy for you then wtf u need our help for

I have bumblebees, they just landed on my iPhone. Sorry

ey bby u wan sum fuk
(with this pic)

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I really dont but i appreciate the outside opinion.

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Try it OP. Four y's

Ask one of the black girls if they are down with the swirl

Yeah do this. Who knows you may turn out to be into beastiality.

Also if you get a fresh one on the line
"My doctor said im sick, the cure to it is beautiful women, do you mind helping me out?"

If shes a smart ass and a bitch about it respond with
"Well I was hoping you knew any"

I mean to match you gotta swipe like too so he probably doesnt mind some exotic strange

Ey, this one seriously worked for me!!

"Hey, I just got bit in the dick by a rattlesnake, could you come over and suck out the poison?"

Becca: "I might be having an allergic reaction to you, my penis is all swollen"

With a pick up line like that you gotta tell us the story

No story really. Tinder>line>she sucked something out

I agree gren txt pls

OP, this needs to be field tested!

Come on fam, could you at least tell us what she looked like?

I can do one better

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Crazy suggestion:

Next time start with something along the lines of "hi" or "how are you doing?"

What are you gay?

Damn, she kinda looks like Chloe moretz and this French actress.

Second this query

start asking how many sharpies they can fit in their pussy

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no but ur mom is
fatso

>triggered kiddo
>Pic related its the attention you wanted

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(FaggotakaYou)
kys lardass gaybo