Help Yea Forums poorfag here

help Yea Forums poorfag here

how can i get some free food?
i'm now resorting to eating non-edible things

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go to a food bank, loser

Fuck what that guy said, keep eating bath soap.

You learn to suck dick for big macs.

Get a job loser

Forage, steal or go to a shelter

i have no legs

i can't read and i have no legs

Buy a 2lbs bag of flour at Walmart for like $1, and make hardtack with it. It’ll sustain you until you can go to the food bank, and it’s better than eating soap. Don’t eat raw flour btw.

>i can't read and i have no legs
yeah I’d just kill myself at that point

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>has granite in their house
>can't afford food
>?????????

not my house, im sleeping at my sister's who is actually a prostitute/crack dealer

>prostitute/crack dealer

Well, assuming she eats sometimes, be like her.

go to any hotel and eat at the continental breakfast
fuck if they will know you are not a guest

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>pic in a hotel
>no money for food
Nigga wut?

Bullshit. Plastic cups, single serving soap, fake granite countertom. Thats a motel.

my sister lives here

Move out of Alabama and get a job OP.

KYS. End your suffering.

west virginia

Go to the blood bank. Sell your precious bodily fluids to help defeat The Commies.

Go mow somebodies lawn or kill somebody

go behind a grocery store after closing, they will throw away a lot of day old bread and shit that's perfectly fine.

Are you actually starving?

Tits with timestamp or you lie.

is it safe to eat roadkill ? i can microwave some pieces to cook it?

These are equally good choices

nah i had a full bar for dinner, im set til tomorrow night

It's in the lobby or a room near
You can just walk in from the outside
It's self serve so no staff are usually even there
If they were they would not know if you have a room there

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>807156449
Did you eat your legs? If so try eating your arms. If not still try eating your arms, I hear human meat is tasty.

i eat my scabs when i smoke crystal

i thought i saw that image before

suck my dong

suck my toe head ass jive turkey

There are samples at Sam's club sometimes

there was some app for people who give away food they don’t need,that or food banks

got a venmo user?

yes, but afraid to post it here, people might fuck me over?

food bank

there's unironically edible weeds in your back yard right now. just find a book on the matter and read carefully so you don't eat the wrong thing and die. shepherds purse grows everywhere and people just mow it right down

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Fish. Make a fishing rod.

...how would weeds "unironically" be in his back yard? Or even ironically? wtf

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Perhaps stop staying in hotels bitch