Be Me

Be Me
Long distance relationship
Girlfriend flying to see me
Asks for a ride from airport
I joke no free rides
She says she will pay when we get to my house
Not good enough I say
She says that’s she’ll work something out from drive to mine
Pick her up from airport
Get roadhead on way home
Secretly videoed a clip


Trips gets video

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Is this a porn thread or nah?

Calling bullshit

Dubs and you at least post screenshot from video.

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check em

Bitch give the damn video or stfu.

prove it OP or gtfo.

I’ll bite

Rolling

777 get

Was it this one?

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Nope, but that’s hot as fuck.
Anymore?

Oh..well..

Trips or gtfo

Nope

Rollllll

Phhahh

rollin

'hot as fuck ?' dude you are easily amused

Rollll

>hot as fuck
>can't see a single thing
fucking incel...

Roll

I just love in car blowjobs, must be the car guy in me.

roll

rolll

Llor

Roller

Post vid

Roll

Roll

Fuck me, did someone get trips?

roll

Let's see it.

you can't relate, thats why you're not aroused

Roll

Fuck captcha

Rollering

Post it

Reronf

>can't relate
To seeing hair move around? You can't even tell that's not a dude.

Again

I didn't agree with him until I read this.
Are you actually a virgin?

Post pics, OP.

Roll

>virgin?
With another guy? Yes.

you obviously never got roadhead user.

Roll

Bamp

Post vid

Possst

i bet my ugly little brother wouldn't touch you even if gay you fat greasy virgin

>you obviously never got roadhead from a dude user.
correct

nice useless reframe incel

Get roadhead on the way home ? Nice !

But he would blow me if I wasn't a virgin? I don't get this. I don't want to be blown by any guy.

Post pics

Yep, got home before I nutted and crashed lol

Spotted the Virgin.

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Thread is gay

>gets giddy over vid of bobbing hair
How old are you, virgin?

If I could get roadhead in my life even once, I would be sooooo happy

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kek, found the virgin!

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This thread is the big gay

I pretend to be tired on long road trips to get roadhead/hand to "wake up". Works everytime. She says she's doing it for our kid's (sleeping in back of course) safety.

Poo roll

Until you crash and she bites your dick off

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And let’s not mention the condition of the children after said crash

Ez roll

Covered in blood and seman

roll

Y'all hating on an user for no reason, the magic of seduction is what you can't see but can imagine. Sure it ain't shit to fap to, but it gets you reading for the real clip+sound or any more detail than you've got.

Trips

So close!

Exactly, this fags ain’t never gonna experience roadhead in their lives.

roll

do it faggot

roll

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Roll for head

I mean, they probably will if they've got a big dick or anyone who's into public shit. "hey, climb down here and suck this dick"
ain't hard, especially if they just love sucking dicks. Gotta watch out for the ones who like sucking a duck tho.

Fucking autocorrect

That shit's parked, and the barbarian didn't even straighten the wheels.

Here too waste trips

Holy 8s?

That really doesn't happen when you get road head dude.

Shut up samefagging faggot virgin.

cmon

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Roll

Rolling even though op is lying.

Fuck it

Roll 4 niggers

Salamanders... it’s not thaaat small to be fair

Trips get

Africans tongue my rectum!

Trips get

7up

ok. trips.

lucky 888

Bond, James Bond

if trips, don't post

Trips on the way

roll

222

niggers

Rollin for road head

This captcha was 6pages long

444

555

Roll

three repeating numbers

Post it, OP.

444

777

lets get those trips

Fuck!

Crazy 8s

888

Rerolling

999 get

999

999

Nine nine nine
Or
Zero zero zero

Swing and a miss.. but really close

Roll

Roll

roll

111

trips

swing

I'm Bored

222

roll for trips

Come on

Hot

Need to See that road head

Me 2

2222

Roll

333

Rollio

33333333333333333333

Rollin

333 get

Roling

Polio

Just give us vid op

this isn't reddit, virgin

check 'em my b/oys

444

Roll

Get trips

444

op is a fag

Tripz

Rollie

op is fag

that bitch better have swallowed

Faggot

Feg

666

video doesn't exist

666

Loser faggots can’t get trips

Fake and gay

777

Newb

777

777 maybe

Trapz

Fake and get

Here's your trips bish

Rolls

Rollie pollie Ollie

Worth a shot

888

Rolling

Rolls

8 ball corner pocket

Put up or shut up OP

faggot won't deliver

Roll

111

666

999

999

roll

.

111

Checksum

rollin

so close

Cock rocket

Penis

titties

Roll

I win

Roll roll roll

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Rollz

Need more cowbell

Nigga

You guys suck at this

Bampf

Omfg

trips get

drop it

roll

Hep c

Check em

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333

post

Mmkay

Wait is over

Fuck all you faggots

please

333

333 get

Roll

333

Trips get

fuckers

Roll

aaaa

The time has cum... And so have I.

jmhm

Get em

got em

ROLL THST BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE

Ye

Trips, let's go.

soo cloose

bruh

Here's your trips guys no big deal

Losing interest

Alright partner, keep on rolling baby, you know what time it is.

444

Fack

Fuck man.

Rolling

Nice

Can't we count this as trips op?

555

I'm gonna kill myself

555 ez

555

Six6six

One more time

OP here, 15min and I’m going to bed. Get rolling if u wanna see vid

Oof

Check em

Suck my dick

Must I do fucking everything around here?

Roll

666 ez

666

>666

I recognize that gay blowjob

Lezgo

Rooolllll

666

Fuck

:(

666

God fucking damn it user, so close.

re Roll

Im out. Enjoy the let down

Fuck!

Check em boys

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I guess so

Rollin

God dammit op fuck you just post, we tried. Even the devil's trips let us down. Let's see that slurpin'!

777 get

Deep.

Fuuck

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Fuck it

This is fake and gay. Just post it op

:(

Ight I'm out. Fuck you OP

888

check em

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888

Jfc I just rolled 667 and 778 fuck my luck

Roll

Ok then. Fine. Jesus. Fucking assholes.

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One more time letsss gooooooo

e z

5

.

Rolll

Roll

999

999

Ill try trips

Poke

999

999

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Got it from two girls, rejected it from 3d - can't let go, while driving. Not worth it anyway.

R

Trips get.

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F

Since you fags are struggling so much, and I’m falling asleep
Dub zeros are now in the mix

..fdg

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111?

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111

Pls get

Singles

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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fuck

lmao

Meh

466567

Ain't happenin boys

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Wow

222

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222

222

222

pop

is this the girl who was killed 2 weeks ago?

222

Got em!!

Lets get em boys

o.o

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Quints don't count, trips only

OP is a fag.

winrar!

I got the quads ez

The gods are forbidding us from this

Technically quads :(

Relly

WINRAR

Fuck you, faggot. It counts this time.

333

About fucking time
Here you go losers, happy fapping

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fuck op

here u go

not knowing difference between quints and quads

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444

nevermind he delivered

Got no audio tho?

...

Chan don’t support audio

fuck i spend too much time in /gif/

thanks tho op

gg/A2A5dFZ