A pigeon is merely a dove that lives in the city

a pigeon is merely a dove that lives in the city

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when a mouse goes outside, it becomes a rat.

I want to contribute but I'm too stupid to think of one

That damn inner city doves. they rob people and shit on them and walk around like they own the block, with their unkempt feathers and their pimp struts from having an inbred mutation.

A coyote is just a dog without a collar.

same here i wish i was smart some times the stuff i read on Yea Forums makes me feel like i am less

A buffalo is just a hairy cow.

A snake is just a legless lizard.

a stew is just a meat soup

a cat is a... well he is just a fucking cat no matter where it is.

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A jew is just a humanoid lizard

an o’possum is an irish possum

Toilet paper is just tissue for your butt.

an bumblbee is just a friendly wasp

to counter: And wasp/hornet is just anger bee

A bulldog is merely a pitbull that fell into the garbage compacter.

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Crabs are just water spiders.

Nice

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A stranger is just a friend you havent smelt yet.

A donut without a hole is a danish

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OP is merely a faggot that posts on Yea Forums

fucking kek'd

what is a man but just a house trained simian that can talk

A woman is simply a faggot that is genuine and real

A woman is just a trap without a penis.

a man is just a featherless bipedal

Pigeons evolved long before humans and cities

You're just a faggot without being op

A kangaroo is just a man

a man is just a miserable pile of secrets

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a bath is merely a batch without the penultimate consonant

Secrets are nothing more than words that someone hoards

a woman is merely a man without reason and accountability

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