Alright lads, this is the big one. One more time over the top and we can all go home *looks at watch* For King and Country! *whistle blows*
>1,4,6- Killed immediately going over the top
>2,5,8,- Gunned down by Gerry and his MG-08
>3,7,9- Blown to bits by our own inaccurate artillery
>0- Survive the charge and stick a Hun w your trusty bayonet
>dubs- Failed to put on gas mask and choked to death by mustard gas
>trip- caught in wire and unned down
>00- Clear an entire trench on your own
>000- an absolute madman, you rally the survivors and advance on the Huns second line
Alright lads, this is the big one...
Roll
Certain death is certain
we soldier on
0 get
rollin
rip in peace
Fuck, fuck! O-okay, I'm going!
what's with all the artillery? fuck those guys.
FOR KING AND COUNTRY!
Let’s get those Jerries
Follow me boys
Please kill me you german bastards
Sure
I've got this
Over the wall lads, well be home before we know it
knas
Rolling. If I don't make it back, tell my family I died for reasons I couldn't understand.
Rolling. If I don't make it back, tell my family I died for reasons I couldn't understand.
Dupe response, fucking captcha
Ain't war hell, buddies?
roll
Scheiße
Not for you
roll
OH SHIT I DID IT
Rollan
rollerino hoping for death
charge
For God and Country
You did it twice, Cap't England
WHAAAAAAAAA
god i hope i survive this
You can only die once
aight lets fucking do it
Call me 000 boys
We will win!
Guys my balls are itchy
Fuck finally get to scratch them
DIE, YOU HUN BASTARDS!
FOR KING AND COUNTRY, LADS! CHARGE!
For the king
For King and country my brothers!
come on faggots let's advance a second time
for king and country
kill the huns
FOR THE QUEEN
For the King!
Death to the kaiser!
hmm
roll for moku
Holy fuck here we go
I am a Hun though
Roll
FOR KING AND COUNTRY!
For Pilsudski kurwa
Have at you kraut bastards!
>Do a deep breath and sigh
>Adjust my pickelhaube
>Insert another ammobelt into my machinegun
>Here they go, poor bastards
Roll
Arrrribaaaaa
Time to dance
Here we go again. Luck don't fail me now.
God speed you magnificent bastards
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Rolling
OH GOD, IT HURTS!
roll
FOR GLORY AND THE KING
roll
Roll
Roll
Roll
Ahhhhh
Rollin, sarge!
Lol I’m dead
fyck niggers
Yes
lucky
Once more into the breech!
Roll
God save the king.
I FUCKED YOUR MOM WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH YOUR SON!!!!
Is it a eternal summer
For the horde
Why call a german a hun though?
For the Imperator!
Banzaaaai
Can't play a game where everyone except dubs/trips 0 dies, this is a fools errand
Let's go, lads.
For king and country!
Came from a speech by Emporer Wilhelm likening Germans to Attila the Hun
What about sketch a birdy and get sniped?
Rool
Roooollllll
Roll
> I AM ZE GERMAN SPY YOU HAVE ALL BEEN LOOKING FOR HAHAHA...
For king and country!
You really shouldn't talk to your dad like that.
rawllll
oi
Roll
Let’s find out...
God speed lads
For king and country
Roll
Rawlins
roll
Rock'n'Roll !!!
I'm coming back as a hero
Roll
Roll
FOR GLORY
roll
Roll
For India!
ROLLLLLLL
Thor
Charge!
Charge!
Fag
Roll
God I hope this war doesn’t come back to bite us in the arse in 20 years...
Roll
roll
Let’s go boys!
ITS GO TIME, BOYS.
(oc)
Kill the niggers!
Bravery wins
Going for it
Over the top boys
I SEE THE ENEMY
..lets try that again
I SEE THE ENEMY
Tally ho!
Roll
Rollin
Errrrahhhh
Where is the option to sneak away and stab the commander for this fucking stupid tactic?
Crawls out of wire covered in bullet wounds
roll
Fuckdammit!
Am not even brit, how the fuck do I always end up here?
Rollll
rollllllllllllll
roll
Roll
Y’all call for a hero
Charge
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Dulce
Roll
Death to Huns
Nigger
over the top!!!
Lets go
Seems like you're gonna die, what's the point... Oh
Over the topppp
.
Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sure hope I blow up
Ran him through and then proceeded to club in the face with the butt of my Lee Enfield rifle until he was unrecognisable.
Tallyho, lads
roll
Madman here. Rally up boys
The Great War
Leeeeeeeroy jenkins
I am ze German spy
For the KING and Country!
let's roll
roll
Rollerino!
FOR THE QUEEN
fuckin rollin
Trips confirms!
American dough boy reporting in, we don't stress your bullshit
All i want is the bullet
Fuckin krauts
fwakin roullin
For The Emperor!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
oh shit oh phuck
*kisses favorite Fortnight figurine* "Lerrrroooy!"
>Pushes down on the top of my brodie helmet
>grips my Enfield in fear
>climbs the ladder and takes my first step
Witness me!
>trip- caught in wire and unned down
Motherfucker!
Roll
you wanna live forever!
Fuck the King.
We do our duty. Roll.
but i don't want to die...
Rolling
For my wife and kids!
roll
Fuck the king.
Roll
Rolling
Roll
Roll
For King and Country, then.
Ima just beat my meat over here in the corner
More like
>2-9 die from artillery
>1 dies from machine gun fire
>0 goes home with a bad case of trench foot
You did it lads!
Go
Go
Go
Rolliio
FOR KING AND COUNTRY!!!
Ah fuck it
He did it.
The son of a bitch did it.
rollin odds are about right
I'm going over.
SCOTLAAAAAAND FOREVVVVEEEER
youtube.com
WE MUST NOT FALTER
AHAHAHAHAHAH GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Roll
Roll
Boutta die lads!
O O F
FOR THE FATHER LAND
Guten tag
jhgtr567u8i
Charrrrrrge!!!
?
Roollll
Im dead
rollly
death to the huns
checked
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL
FOR THE QUEEN!
rolling
it ain't me
Alrighty then, over the top and charge! We'll end the war by Christmas!
rawll
Bug off
Definitely a legendary roll
GIMMIE MORE AMMO!
roll
>BLOODY HELL, MEDIC HELP
>000 get
ROLLING!
roll
rrrrrrrule
TRENCH KILLER REPORTING IN
rollio
rowl
Bob's your uncle!
for king and country!
ROOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
I've got a bad feeling about this
Righto boys off we go
Here we go boys!!!
RAWL
time 2 die 4 my shitty country
Rollin'
I am immortal
God Speed (-_-)7
6,000,001*
Roll
I am immortal
Jjjjj
>chopin plays
Roll
For my nation
Did i win?
Can't kill what's already dead
God save the Queen
HUUUUUZZAAAAHHHH!!!
For king and country
Hmm quite
Roll
Rollio
Robbie roller
For my bonghole
Roll
ROLL
I am a survivor
roll
rioll
Tally ho
Valhalla, i am coming.
This is fun!
George will mow you all down
Rollerino
GLORY
For Frodo...
gratz
charge!
Check this numbrer M8
AND SAM!
DEATH TO THE MPLA!
HUZZZAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
FOR RING AND ONION LADS!!! TALLY FUCKING HO!!!
MEDIOCRE!!!
Relington
lol, thought you said FREDO for a sec...
Fuckin roll! SHOW EM HOW ITS DONE BOYS! USA!!!
Take me home
CHARGE!
Rolling for blown bits
Roll
If your officer's dead and the sergeants look white,
Remember it's ruin to run from a fight:
So take open order, lie down, and sit tight,
And wait for supports like a soldier.
Rolololol
Made me lol out loud
SLOB ME KNOB KRAUTS
Tally ho!