Shitposts and reaction images thread

shitposts and reaction images thread

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Here's the king

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good shit keep em coming

I don't have any more. Help out anons

Bumping

Blowing some life in this thread

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Gonna keep posting what I can find

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THE YEAR IS 2043
Pressure has been placed on governments to ban human drivers from public roadways in the name of safety.
Being a car owner is now similar to being a gun owner.
"Anti-driving" advocates are gaining political power.
>"You don't NEED to drive a car!"
>"lol ok sweetie, enjoy your 2000 pound death machine"
>"It's for our safety!"
>"I shouldn't have to worry about some REDNECK car nut hitting my child!"
>"Ugh, how can some average Joe just go out and buy a 400 horsepower killing machine? We need common sense car control."
>*bad accident on news* "SEE? This is why we can't trust humans to drive cars."
>Waitwaitwait, you seriously think that self-driving cars are a privacy concern? LOL OK, conspiracy theorist, take of the tinfoil hat. "The gubmint is stalkin me!!!" Yes, autonomous cars are traceable and give out their location to the ride sharing services and can be controlled remotely, what does it matter?"
>"Um, do you know how many people DIE from car accidents? Our safety is more important than your freedom, dumbass."

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I've got a shitpost for ya:
Almost 4 million jobs created since election.
More Americans are now employed than ever recorded before in our history.
Created more than 400,000 manufacturing jobs since election.
Manufacturing jobs growing at the fastest rate in more than THREE DECADES.
Economic growth last quarter hit 4.2 percent.
New unemployment claims recently hit a 49-year low.
Median household income has hit highest level ever recorded.
African-American unemployment has recently achieved the lowest rate ever recorded.
Hispanic-American unemployment is at the lowest rate ever recorded.
Asian-American unemployment recently achieved the lowest rate ever recorded.
Women’s unemployment recently reached the lowest rate in 65 years.
Youth unemployment has recently hit the lowest rate in nearly half a century.
Lowest unemployment rate ever recorded for Americans without a high school diploma.
Under my Administration, veterans’ unemployment recently reached its lowest rate in nearly 20 years.
Almost 3.9 million Americans have been lifted off food stamps since the election.
The Pledge to America’s Workers has resulted in employers committing to train more than 4 million Americans. We are committed to VOCATIONAL education.
95 percent of U.S. manufacturers are optimistic about the future — the highest ever.
Retail sales surged last month, up another 6 percent over last year.
Signed the biggest package of tax cuts and reforms in history. After tax cuts, over $300 billion poured back in to the U.S. in the first quarter alone.
As a result of our tax bill, small businesses will have the lowest top marginal tax rate in more than 80 years.
Helped win U.S. bid for the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles.
Helped win U.S.-Mexico-Canada’s united bid for 2026 World Cup.
Opened ANWR and approved Keystone XL and Dakota Access Pipelines.
Record number of regulations eliminated.
Enacted regulatory relief for community banks and credit unions. (Cont)

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Obamacare individual mandate penalty GONE.
Trumo Administration is providing more affordable healthcare options for Americans through association health plans and short-term duration plans.
The FDA approved more affordable generic drugs than ever before in history.
And thanks to these efforts, many drug companies are freezing or reversing planned price increases.
Reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs—saving seniors hundreds of millions of dollars this year alone.
Signed Right-To-Try legislation.
Secured $6 billion in NEW funding to fight the opioid epidemic.
We have reduced high-dose opioid prescriptions by 16 percent during first year in office.
Signed VA Choice Act and VA Accountability Act, expanded VA telehealth services, walk-in-clinics, and same-day urgent primary and mental health care.
Increased our coal exports by 60 percent; U.S. oil production recently reached all-time high.
United States is a net natural gas exporter for the first time since 1957.
Withdrew the United States from the job-killing Paris Climate Accord.
Cancelled the illegal, anti-coal, so-called Clean Power Plan.
Secured record $700 billion in military funding; $716 billion next year.
NATO allies are spending $69 billion more on defense since 2016.
Process has begun to make the Space Force the 6th branch of the Armed Forces.
Confirmed more circuit court judges than any other new administration.
Confirmed Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch and nominated Judge Brett Kavanaugh.
Withdrew from the horrible, one-sided Iran Deal.
Moved U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem.
Protecting Americans from terrorists with the Travel Ban, upheld by Supreme Court.
Issued Executive Order to keep open Guantanamo Bay.
Concluded a historic U.S.-Mexico Trade Deal to replace NAFTA.
And negotiations with Canada are underway.
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Reached a breakthrough agreement with the E.U. to increase U.S. exports.
Imposed tariffs on foreign steel and aluminum to protect our national security.
Imposed tariffs on China in response to China’s forced technology transfer, intellectual property theft, and their chronically abusive trade practices.
Net exports are on track to increase by $59 billion this year.
Improved vetting and screening for refugees, and switched focus to overseas resettlement.
We have begun BUILDING THE WALL. Republicans want STRONG BORDERS and NO CRIME. Democrats want OPEN BORDERS which equals MASSIVE CRIME.

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