Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

You got the Qs and they got the As!

As always tits not required but encouraged

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y girls suck my dick but dont want to fuck

Because they probably think you're dirty

Wack. I'm sorry but I have no idea.

Got any tips for guys who want to help their GFs with period cramps and any period related pain?

Differs for each girl but I like to take a hot bath.

Why are men so much better at being women, than women?

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>dirty
pp in mouth is fine but no vagoo explain this

birth control

men are better than women in everyway

why the fuck does she leave after sex everytime for 2-3 hours +

Thanks.
Gotcha, but what if she can't take birth control?

If she isn't your girlfriend, she may just be using you. Sorry dude :(

theres injections you can look into but any kind of birth control she takes will make her have either lighter periods or like one period a year

just have her talk to her doctor about it and let her know it could make her periods stop as long as shes on it

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Men are pretty awesome. Accept when the whole mental illness shit happens.

STD wise. No physically dirty.
Women would probably sacrifice the mouth before they risk letting their poor vagene take the consequences

That's not your girlfriend

Alright then, thank you!

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Very helpful, thank you. I just don't want her to be in too much pain if I can help it but I guess she'll just have to deal with it even with my help.

oof Im clean and haven't really done much with my coworkers. I guess they talk and think I'm dirty. I dont wanna be known as the std guy what do I do.

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Bump

The heating pad sounds like a good idea, the bath bombs sound kinda shady so I'm not gonna bother with that. She's always been capable of handling the cramps and she rarely complains so I'm mostly looking for ideas to put forth that might sound good to her, all she really asks for is for to me fetch medicine and to rub her back so I'll ask if she'd be interested in all of this too. Thanks again.

Would you be open to dating a guy in his 20s who has no experience with women but has had sex with guys before?

Yeah I'd be open to that ^^

Great that's reassuring to know, I haven't quite figured myself out completely lol.

Take all the time you need. Don't feel pressured or rushed because you have so much time to do stuff and figure yourself out

Bump

Bump

For the Los Angeles femanon
What is life in Los Angeles?
Pros and cons? I'm thinking about visiting in a month or two whenever I feel like it

Why do I hate women?

Thanks that's really nice of you to say :)

Tit pics? Wanking atm need materials

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I do have a fear of being with a girl and then hurting her if it turns out I am completely gay though :/

Probably bad experiences. Maybe you're just an abnormal person though. You tell me

This I'm surprised how much b has changed
Tits or gtfo

Because you're an immature child who blames his bad experiences on other people instead of improving your social circle

Nah

how do i help my gf who was abused as a child and has low self esteem?

Would femanons vote for Andrew Yang? I have heard that his female support is pretty strong considering Whoopi Goldberg championed his idea on UBI being used to help women get out of abusive situations to millions who watch the view

I've been talking to a girl from tinder for a couple months now and idk what to think of it. We hang out online watching movies, shows, and playing games together because she's kinda far because school. She said before that she is "Casually seeing if anything happens" and a while ago while i was really sleepy i asked if anything was happening. She said she wasnt sure and didnt know what to do because she has school starting very soon and she would have a lot less time to hang out. Any insight on any of this?

not femanon but alot of my female friends like yang

As a limited time offer, I will pledge to blow my load to the first tit pics that appear on this thread. Uggos and hambeasys now is your time

Follow boundaries to a tee. Stear her into therapy and be gentle with her

Describe abnormal
Show tits
Your explanation is dismissed

If you want to have sex with her do it. But if you don't feel that strongly just enjoy the time you hang out together. Follow your heart in the moment without trying to hurt her purposefully. Make sure she is doing the same for you if not find someone else.

A straight man without bad experiences with women who hate them would be abnormal. It's out of the norm. Normal humans don't just hate their other halves.

Nah

No thanks

How do I tell the difference between a girl who actually wants to spend time with me, versus one who is just using me for sex? Like: these last two said all the right things, seemed to really like me...But then one was done with me after a few months (talked about the future/kids/everything) but then just wanted regular sex for a few months. Then this past weekend had an amazing date with a Tinder girl who I seemed to really connect with, but then after four days of texting/phone conversations we went out on a date....I stupidly fucked on the first date, and now she's gradually ghosting me.

Seriously: how can I tell real from bullshit? And how can I politely turn a girl down when she wants sex after the first date, but I want to see if it goes anywhere first?

Alrighty then

Just get to really know them before having sex. Good luck finding someone though.

I mean i dont just want to have sex with her. We talked about it near the start of talking. We are both looking for someone and both like each other to some degree so we're talking and hanging out. I just dont really know how she feels or anything. She's busy a lot of the time with school stuff, working, and going to parties. But being shown over and over that parties and getting drunk > hanging out with me makes me feel like she thinks very little of talking and me. Like i said she is also far because of her school so sex is kinda not an option really either.

Sounds like a fag relationship
Man to man
Don't get married, don't have kids, get a vasectomy, master your mind, your self, your body and improve as much as you can
A female (partner) can serve as dead weight sometimes man
Confiding in a human is a for sure way to play yourself
Stay woke and be enlightened my brother

kek >Femanon
tits or GTFO

What's wrong with you Yea Forums fags nowadays giving them attention without tits & timestamp you newfags know nothing

They're women, Yea Forums is incels
And the femanons are behind a safe and controlled environment
Well we all are but it's better for them as they can be the center of attention without creepy stalkers actually being stalkers


They violate the name tag rule but because they're female reporting them would probably get the dude banned for reporting cause mods would probably want in on tits

When did you suck your first cock?
also
When was the first time you let a guy cum in you without a condom?
Explain in detail

Yea Forums is pretty much dead if that's the case

I did realize this. But how do I politely turn a girl down in a way that won't insult her, and makes clear that I just would like to see where things go? Because being direct about it, and saying "I just want to see where things go first," has, in my experience just made females disappear.

why is it so hard to find a right-wing girlfriend? it seems most girls are very pro-abortion, pro-lgbtq and pro-strict gun control.

There isn't any way to completely turn anyone down without hurting them at least a bit. I'd just say that I do want to have sex but I really want to know you before we get this intimate

Move to Phoenix, Arizona. They're fucking everywhere here.

Likely your area.

but what if that is what i want? I've never had a relationship and i want to experience one.

I guess if they get offended enough to vanish then they weren't gonna stick around anyway. Thank you (presumably) femanon. Now to figure out how to stop being attracted to toxic, crazy, dumpster-fire girls.

As I typed that out I realize these two problems are probably related to each other.

about to go on a third date with a girl

I iniciate most convos and so far the three dates we've been on. Over text she's distant and not very engaged. It's always been this way I guess, except she replied slightly more at the start before we met

On our second date we hit it off quite well. She twisted her hair a lot and there were light touches with our hands

I still have no fucking idea if she likes me or if she's just bored, wtf

femanon's please this is a first for me. What should I look out for?

I don't even live in United States of Zion, I live in Belfast in IRAland

Not the user who you're replying to, and I'm not a femanon, but advice: this girl is using you for emotional stability, dude. She never had any interest in dating you for real. Move on, and find someone else. Despite what you may think, it is *not hard literally at all* to get girls. I'm a 5'6" manlet with a dad bod and I've never, not even once, had a problem finding a girl after breaking up with another one.

Dress well, up your personal hygiene, be confident, be respectful but not *sickeningly nice* and make her laugh. That's for real all it takes.

Neither have I
Fuck that man
No kids, no wife, no family, no freedom takers
Some fear dying "alone" or see it as something lesser
Nah
Imagine this
All your money is yours
No variable (other human being/partner who so happens to be a woman)
She could go in any direction but being realistic it can go good or bad
Life doesn't go perfect but it could go VERY BAD
You go where you want, you eat what you want, you think what you want, you do what you fucking want without something limiting you automatically or after

The money, the time, the FREEDOM, especially if you aren't ready for kids and relationship, then the TIME as well
All that combined
No dead weight and no hearing complaints and the same retarded shit for YEARS

Do you have a year you can lend somebody?
Now imagine that times 40

I feel ya with being attracted to toxic asshole. I wish you the best of luck

Thanks, I can use all the luck I can get. I'm deliberately trying to change my ways. Going out tomorrow with a nice girl, who shares my values, who has a good job, and doesn't have a uhaul full of emotional baggage.

Would girls like guns more if they were taught to use them from a young age?
Kind of like the boys toys versus girls toys argument some people have is the reason Im thinking there isnt as much interest

Probably. I'm Australian so I wasn't taught or have a ton of experience with guns but I love them for recreational fun.

That fucking looks like a guy!

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Vchan, can you talk about why you're hotter than black women and why you would never date a black man?

Honestly, I'm not sure. You've just gotta see for yourself. Get to know her and if it doesn't work, you can find someone else. Good luck!

vchan do you like swallowing cum?

Thanks for the hope user. Id like to share hobbies with her someday but Ill have to make sure I dont make her sick of it too.

1. Already sore from fucking side dude
2. Time of the month

I wish you the best of luck

Have you ever been spanked to tears by a husband or boyfriend, as punishment? Tell us about it.

I haven't but that does sound quite hot

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I've been the side dude that's made them 2 sore. That's real assfuc.

>I walk in to the room, Vechan looks over, pussy instantly drenched. "He-hey user" she says.

>"Sup baby girl, we dont have time to waste you want to do this or what?" i ask her.

>"Yes come take me daddy" she replies

>i walk over and start playing with her pefectly plumb tits, as we start making out. one hand slowly slides down her stomach and below her dress. She is already moaning just as my first finger slides into her wet and tight pussy.

>My dick instantly goes diamonds is I slide my second finger inside of her and begin to work them in a nice rhythmic motion.

>"im ready baby" she tells me.

>she gets on her knees, our eyes are locked the whole time as she begins to unfasten my belt and unbuttons my pants. As she pulls them down, my massive cock pops out and smacks her in the forehead. we both laugh for a moment, but next thing i know her mouth is already wrapped around my cock sliding up and down.

>it feels so fucking good, she continues to shover it further down her throat until he lips are wrapped around my shaft, its all i can do to keep it together and not cum down her throat prematurely.

>her silky red hear is wrapped around my hand as I begin to thrust into her mouth. "you taste so good" she tells me.

continue?

My wife thinks so too. We almost always fuck afterwards.

No you fucking faggot
Fuck off
Go jerk off to some porno since you have the time and shut the fuck up
Get a girlfriend man or a hobby
T. A dude that thinks you could do better

triggered

maybe i should do a fan fic about fucking your asshole?

Nah not triggered
Reread what I had said you faggot
I don't want to hear that shit faggot

Anna here.

Warm baths and warm compresses help me a lot. If you’d like to be sweet some chocolate would be nice.

Men have different muscular structures, of course they’re going to be better at sports, they evolved to be the hunters and food providers.

That’s a good question, a normal girl would want to cuddle...

As a survivor of physical and emotional abuse I’d say the best thing you can do is just to tell her that no matter what happens she matters and you love her unconditionally. The first 15 years of my life I thought it was perfectly normal for a father to get high and beat his daughter, I didn’t know any better and thought men were all the same, then I met Papa. Self esteem issues are hard to repair after a lot of damage, be patient and take good care of her.

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hahahhahaha triggered as fuck

Wrong thread. Cease plz

Hallo Anna

You can believe that however much as you feel like/want to
I'm really not
I'm simply replying
No anger
No emotion
Nada
Rien
Nothing faggot

I’m a conservative so, no.

She’s interested in you, but not super interested, probably trying to keep the door open for other guys.

Don’t have sex. It’s tempting and all, but wait longer, those actually interested in you will hang around and those not will gradually leave.

15 for both. I’m sure the regulars are tired of hearing the story though.

I believe in Papa’s ideals, so I’m as far right as you can get really. We exist, we just don’t voice our opinions for obvious reasons.

Sounds like she may be nervous...? I’m not really sure....

Papa taught me how to use one, I own a few.

Never needed it, I was always a good girl.

~Anna~

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Hello. ^^

yes continue. i just got so wet reading that.

-Vchan

Long time no see seems to be what happens now lol how are ya?

I need to get an MRI in about an hour & I'm nervous how do I calm myself down?

Ah yes, been quite preoccupied unfortunately. Julius being here has taken up large swaths of my time and I’ve also gone and got myself sick. Was feeling a bit run down and went in for some bloodwork and tested positive for TB. The doctors think I picked it up traveling to see my mother last summer. Antibiotics have been kicking my ass and I spend a lot of time feeling crummy. But I’m not contagious and that’s all that matters. Julius has been a godsend in that department, still learning how to cook something other than ramen and frozen pizza. He’s a lot like his father in mannerisms and it’s a pleasure to watch him fumble about.

It’s ok user, relax, if you can have a cup of hot tea or take a Xanax or the like. All will be well.

~Anna~

Is it possible for women to orgasm during sex such that I, as a man, cannot feel her pelvis muscles or whatever it's called twitching/contracting with my rock hard dick, deep inside?

And by orgasm I mean orgasm in such a way she cannot recreate the intensity of the feeling solo, ever. As a man, I can say that the orgasmic feeling I would have during sex I could never ever recreate on my own no matter the technique, it's just a much less dimensional experience.

I'm wondering if it was possible that my girlfriend of three years was faking orgasms the entire time simply because I never felt the contractions, but there were no other signs of faking (she was incredibly suggestible during sex, incredibly receptive, open to everything, would afterwards shower me with love and excitement, exhilaration and even some special kind of compliments, calling me a sex god and stuff like that. Stuff that I can hardly imagine being faked.)

Me again, and trust me I've massively overdone exploring masturbation techniques and masturbation in general such that if there was a way I could be more satisfied by orgasming solo compared to orgamisng during sex, I would've had a hint of it already. Never in my life did anything felt better than sex to me and I assume the same is true for women.

Do women feel uncomfortable in front of a male gynecologist?

Me again

Is it possible the sole act of me giving oral sex to woman (or receiving oral sex from woman, then having sex with her (mouth fluid-covered dick into vagina)) is septic enough to cause the woman to get STI or a less intense, but precievable, sensation of burning or discomfort around her urinary tract the very next day?

Evidently, my girlfriend would always orgasm from penetration, and even more so from oral, but would always do her best to stop me from oral, giving or receiving. It's ok that maybe I'm just bad, live and learn, but is this entire scenario just a big lie or is it possible?

(I would thoroughly brush my teeth and tongue right before oral and do my best to clear the toothpaste foam from my oral cavity as well - not like I would approach the deal unprepared.)

Going back to resting a bit. Hopefully I’ll be around longer in the next thread. Take care all.

~Anna~

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Do girl's nipples get erect when around/making physical contact with hot guys the same way guys sometimes get erections around/making physical contact with hot girls?

Greetings femanons, why did this movie ruin your entire generation? Why did you have to adapt it in your daily lives? Were the bright colors on Ramona Flowers hair so alluring?

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really curious about how does it feels when hitting that hard thing inside pussy at the deep end while beeing fingered. Not sure how it's called. would appreciate proper name as well.

Welp, there goes my question for you.
Life's suffering, innit?