Make a wish on the monkeys paw. But you know what happens

granted, but it will take about 10 years of sleep paralysis

SRBIJAAA!

gf pls.

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Turns out it wasn't what they really wanted

I wish people would join my stream

twitch tv/ther4experience

I want a big castle.

A bigger castle than his.

become (true) female

I wish the world would finally realize the truth about jews.

A bigger castle than that one.

I wish that all non-human animal noises were replaced with the word "nigger"

No more bird chirps
No more cows mooing
No more pigs sinking

Just everything screaming "nigger" day and night. Maybe niggers will get the hint and leave

Taking one for the team.

I wish my ex would get raped to death, get resuscitated at the hospital, and then die from cancer.

Granted, but it only comes 5 seconds sooner and you have to stare at this the whole time or it will be buggy at lauch:
wowclassiccountdown.com/

Fucking lol

a big sexy hairy guy molests you for the rest of your life, but you wanted that from the beginning. you gay faggot.

Granted, but she is 80 years old.

Just imagine going outside and all the birds are screaming "nigger" at varying speeds and pitches. Just an orchestra of niggering.

You get close to a bees nest and instead of buzzing they're all going "nNnNnNigGgGgEeRr"

i wish for byzantium to come back

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I wish to have, for a functional duration of time, without any negative consequences, a perfect understanding of the rules and any associated pedantry surrounding monkey paw wishes.

... Wishing for a friend

turns out they aren't actually evil at all, but a lovely people. and everyone (expect you) will like them, even the muslims and the hardcore nazis.

Solid Wish!

your wish is granted for your friend, he's really happy person though and doesn't wish for anything

>user eventually wishes for magnets because magnets
>it’s only positive charged because no negatives
>to the max
>you explode

>instead of saying you like chocolate milk
>you like chocolate nigger

>all niggers disappear
>nobody is offended

and everybody will just qietly think to themselves
>how is no one offended by this?
>that can't be right, right?
>also, where did all the niggers go?
>not, that i'm complaining or anything
but nobody will voice their thoughts and it will kinda stay a weird equlibrium

Granted.
Governed by the New PC Republic Party(as long as we all agree "party" isn't too offensive to anyone who's ever been passed over and not invited )

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I wish to not be fat

>EXCEPT you
Grammar Nazi strikes again! Also fuck the kikes.

>Poof, you turn into a tumblr liberal
>Complete denial
>Still fat though

Granted you are no longer fat, you are obese

>all your fat goes to absolute 0 and you freeze to death in a matter of seconds

I want more monkey paws.

Cute.
Not understanding science tho.

I wish I could get off my depression and my dick start to work again...

you're also in space, that's why you freeze to death

I wish for my body to be physically transformed instantly, easily, and painlessly into a woman of my ideal appearance, traits, and attributes right now.

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>The Paw delivers but as a result Every user will indirectlytry to kill you without knowing

You are raped and killed by a member of b.

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Fucking kek.

Granted. But you fall back head over heels in love with her right before she croaks, for the rest of your life

Checked.
You get your transformation plus tiddie cancer.

What do with parrots?

I want to have friends that i can count on

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Shouldn't the law of double trips protect me from any negatives? If not, I'd probably go with the second option cause if I beat it, I could still always get implants.

>Implying it wont be buggy at launch anyways